If someone started a Kickstarter to make pony plushies animetronic

>>26759148
3.14 times.

>>26759148
If it is a Trixie, probably twice a day. Once during the morning for a good wake-up, and once at night or at bed time.

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Assuming five minutes to cum and a 30 minute refractory period over the span of three days (No water nor food, too busy fapping), 123 times with another wank in progress before I die of dehydration.

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>>26759190
>30 minute refractory period
Who the fuck takes that long?

>>26759148
I'd probably be worried about damaging the precious thing.
I'd have her perform in front of me while I masturbate while shes recording me with her twin camera eyes and fluffy mic ears.

>tfw you will never take control of your own robo pony to POV fuck yourself.

>>26759222
adults.

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>>26759222
People who've had their balls drop and aren't dependent on the adolescence of puberty like you.

Also trips!

>>26759230
>>26759276
You mean "in their 40s" adults, right?

>>26759148
>yfw your Trixie plushie's AI becomes sentient and decides she wants you for herself to love, care for and fug all day erry day without end
>she goes full yandere and murders anyone else who ever notices you
>she keeps you locked up in a room and only feeds you things to keep you fully erect and not ded so she can keep plowing you on and on
>any time you ever mention or even think about nerdhorse, she goes into an autistic rage and does horrible things to your body, usually leading to tons of pain for you
>by the time the police finally find you, you're nothing but skin, bones and a massive dick next to an insane smughorse plushie who is ready to kill anyone who goes near you even whilst you're now nearly ded
>yfw this happens to you

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Life size you say?

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>>26759559
You feeling ok there pal?

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>>26759559

>>26759621
>>26759641
I'm good, just was reminded of that one story of two women who kept a guy trapped for hours and fed him only viagra whilst raping him endlessly because reasons.

Yes, that actually happened.

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>>26759653
So what, I'm supposed to not be turned on because of this fact?

>>26759670
It's more-so the fact that he almost legit died by snu-snu by two women who, if I recall right, were almost Moby Dick-tier landwhales when they did it to him.

>>26759148
That's assuming anyone on this board could actually afford it. Which I'm betting no one could.

>>26759707
Ah, now it all makes sense.
He was raped by Tumblrites.

>>26759653
I'll never understand cum catchers. It's always either they just don't care for sex, or they kidnap you, keep you in their basement and have their way with you while your family thinks you're long dead.