>"im leaving y'all to take care of bloom while im

>>26756737
>rape

>>26756754
Beat me to it.

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>"so.. what do y'all do for fun?"

>>26756799
your sister.

>>26756799
Lets go burn things!

>>26756799
>rape

>>26757730

>>26756799
We make Equestria great again.

>>26756799
>Well, let's--FUCK THIS, WE'VE HAD TOO MANY THREADS FOR CLEVER CONTENT!
>Applebloom is scared.
>You just get over it and pull your dick out, sex scene happens.
>The fucking end.
Can someone make something new? I'm tired of the exact same bullshit.

>>26757809
What if anon had to tutor AB?

>>26756737
>>26756799
>You look at the small Apple Horse.
>You were a human not a foal sitter.
"Is that a real question?"
>She looks at you expectantly.
"I build and fix things for work, and tinker for pleasure."
>"Wut do ya mean tinker?"
"Just... A good analogy would be 'putting a bunch of junk in a pile and taping it together until it works' I guess. "
>"That sounds... Interestin', I... Guess..."
>You heave a sigh.
>Freaking ponies don't appreciate the marvels of human ingenuity.
"Have you seen that loud thing flying around Ponyville? Bit of smoke behind it?"
>"Yeah! We call it the Buzzbird. We see Rainbow Dash chasing it all the time!"
"I built that."
>"You built a bird?"
"Airplane. It's an airplane, Apple Bloom."
>"How'd you do that?"
"Well, Twilight helped. But it's an engine and some wings and some math. I just hop in and buzz along."
>"Ya mean you FLY that thing?"
"Yep."
>Apple Bloom looks up at you with awe.
"...Do you want to go for a ride?"
>"You really mean it!?"
"...Sure, why not."
>Maybe she'll get so excited she'll pass out.
>No such luck as you walk to your house at the edge of Everfree.
>Scrounging up an engine from fucking nowhere wasn't easy.
>Twilight was a big help. And sharing some of your own scientific knowledge was enough to persuade her to help build it.
>You climb up the side and into the cockpit.
"Alright. Just hop into the seat-"
>Apple Bloom jumps into your lap rather than the seat behind you.

>>26756799
We like to play pretend alot.

>>26757873
Please continue, friend.

>>26757873
Yes!!! Moar

>>26757873
>AB looks ready to hit every button before you grab her forelegs.
"Now look here. Do NOT touch anything."
>She looks a bit afraid, now.
"I mean it. If you cut our oil pressure or kill the engine...."
>She shrinks down.
>"W-What happens?"
"WE CRASH AND BURN."
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
>Great.
>Sigh.
"Calm down. Just, seriously, don't touch anything. Just strap in."
>She is insistent on sitting in your seat with you after that scare.
>It's a very odd thing, trying to buckle yourself with a filly.
>Eventually you get settled in and start up the engine.
>The machine sputters to life slowly but surely.
>AB looks more frightened as the explosions of the engine roar from the sides.
>You hit the throttle and start to taxi.
"Here we go."

>>26757873
>rape

>>26757873
>>"That sounds... Interestin', I... Guess..."
>>Freaking ponies don't appreciate the marvels of human ingenuity.

Apple Bloom likes to tinker and build things, though.

>>26759295
We should have showed her our guns.

>>26757873
>>26757932
>Engineer!Anon
New general?

>>26760325
tinkeranon