>"Hey Anon! Wanna help me sell pot?" >"This

>>26754218
"Sure, I'll help."
>"Just be careful that 'Link' mare doesn't get near, she like, broke all of last week's shipments."

>>26754218
But I'm a filly

we had this thread yestarday

But aren't drugs bad for you?

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>>26754218

>>26754265
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>>26754218
What if they're cool fillies?

I know one online who's an FBI agent, isn't that cool?

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>>26754218
"hey Anon, can we have some of that funny stuff?"

>>26754512
Hmm, I dunno. Are you colts or fillies?

I'm not supposed to give them to fillies.

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>>26754584
"We're colts, silly"

>>26754619
Hmm, I dunno... can you prove it?

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>>26754218

>Anon is too lazy for that and puts it in the cmcs brownies from the bake sale. And then steals the pot of money later. Sell risk and everyone will be to stoned to do anything.

>>26754218
Aww, but the fillies are right next to the lake...

>>26754218

"DEA. You're under arrest for possession with intent to distribute. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence against you. You have the right to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I have read them to you?"

>>26756975
That's not how it works Anon

The determination of how much they have in possession would come after the arrest. They would not directly arrest for "intent to distribute".

Also you got most of the Miranda rights wrong. And they're only applicable in the USA

>>26754218
i always wanted having a pot bar ~~:/

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>>26754260
I bet you think you're funny.

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>>26754218
FREEZE BITCH, GET ON YOUR HOOFS AND KNEES!

>>26756996

A solicitation to sell is prima facile evidence for intent to distribute. Are looking for an aiding and abetting rap?

>>26756975
But......friendship?

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>>26754512
>6711x4455
Is that really necessary?

>>26754218
Looks like this thread needs some feds to crack down on this "victimless" crime.

>10 minutes later
"Hey, Treehugger, you know that thing you wanted me to do? Yeah, I fucked up."
>"Like, how bad?"
"I attempted to sell meth to Princess Flurry Heart"

>>26754512
"Sure."
>hands them a bag of meth

>>26757108
that fucking mental image

"I got 20g of kush straight from the everfree. It's yours for 50 bits, got it.
>"Bububu, Pffffffppthhhh
"Are you a fuckin' cop?!"