>"If you tell anypony about what just happened they won't

>>26751545
Do I still have to eat all these eggs?

>>26751545
OP confirmed to like it in the ass

>>26751545
That's my fetish, Twiggy

File: 1396438091503.jpg (88KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 640x360px

>>26751545
>"If you tell anypony about what just happened they won't believe you. I'm the princess, and you're lowly human trash. Be thankful anon, your faggot ass just lost his virginity to fucking royalty. Oh I know it hurt, I know you cried and begged me to stop, but I fucking loved it."
>said OP

>>26751545
Well that wasent very friendly twilight

File: 4541541676589.jpg (62KB, 500x398px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 500x398px

>>26751545
This is how you get assassins, do you want assassins?

File: 1457083221639.jpg (70KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 500x500px

>>26751545
>tfw this will never happen to you

>>26751606
>the feminists cry out in horror as Anon shows them just how wrong they are
Remember to rape all of your guns, /mlp/

Do it every night to show them you love them.

>>26751545
My dick is diamonds, also known as the strongest metal on earth.

>>26751545
>"Uh... Twilight, you know that you don't have a penis, right? It was you who squealed like a foal when my dick just touched you... not even mentioning that you peed yourself when I slowly entered..."

>>26751685
>diamonds, also known as the strongest metal on earth.
no

>>26751730
How new are you?

File: gun.gif (2MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x281px

>>26751545
but they will believe in your homicide

>>26751606
>You can't rape a .38

I'll take that bet.

>>26751702
Stop it anon, that's my fetish.

>>26751545

itt anus is a he.

>>26751545
>You look up at Twilight from the bed for another moment before her demeanor begins to shift. Over the course of seconds, all that smug imperiousness melts away, leaving a small, scared pony, terrified that she might have hurt someone she loves.
>I-I, I'm sorry! I didn't mean all those mean things but you askedmetosaythemandI-
>You reach up and pull the Twilight into a hug, comforting her now that your little scene was over.
Shh, Twilight, it's fine, I asked you to try this one, you didn’t hurt my feelings.
>The two of you had started roleplaying in bed about a month ago, when you realized that things had gotten somewhat boring, despite Twilight’s impressive flexibility.


Not going anywhere with this, just felt like writing.

>>26751606
typical feminists don't know you must rape your guns' barrel clean regularly.
lol even though I am one

>>26752626
Are we talking SJW or the non-shit kind of feminist? Or did somebody just tell you that if you believe in equal treatment, you're a feminist?

TFW in Equestria female rapists are real

>>26752644
I try to avoid getting into these kinds of pointless baited arguements for hours but I'm not very good at it. But since you asked.
>>did somebody tell you that if you believe in equal treamtent you are a feminist
that is what the word means. acquaint yourself with a dictionary. Feminism is an ideal, just because the real life representation of it doesn't live up to it doesn't make it some kind of anomaly or surprise. Feminism has always been full of retards, just like any facet of humanity.

>>26752661
It's also the definition of egalitarianism. "If you believe in equal treatment, you're a feminist" is a false dilemma between "I believe in equal rights and am a feminist" and "I don't and am a misogynist." Honestly, there are feminists who I support fully, they're just thought of as "anti-feminists" by radicals.

something something oh hey up you go

>>26752677
This. I'm an egalitarian, meaning I think equal treatment is good. I think "#killallmen" and all the other shit Tumblr does is retarded.

File: 1454426958423.png (629KB, 1004x595px) Image search: [Google]

629KB, 1004x595px

>>26751730
>>26751781