>"Greetings Anonymous!"
>"We are most grateful that you have welcomed us into your home as a financial partnership!"
>"Ever since our sister has demanded that we learn fiscal responsibility!"
>"Unfortunately, we will not be able to honor our portion of the bill this month!"
>"We trust you will be understanding in this matter!"
Sex. Now.
>>26748285
'Kay whatever
>>26748285
I used to have this arrangement with a girl who was my roommate. Whoever didn't pay rent would have to succumb to the one who did pay's fetish. It got kinky.
>>26748349
>>26748349
Green please?
>>26748285
God damn it, now I have a fucking erection.
>>26748349
>ITT: Shit that never happened and never will happen
>>26748349
Shit that didn't-
>>26749137
Yeah.
>>26748285
That's fine. Every time you skip out on the rent, I send Celestia the bill. And she gets to decide how you repay her. This month, she's thinking of taking all of your game consoles and selling them at the pawn shop.
>>26748285
Ass, cash or grass?
One way or another, you are paying.
>>26748285
it's okay, you can repay me with cuddles my princess of the night
>>26748285
I wish I was Luna living with horsefuckers. I'd get whatever I wanted!
>>26748285
fug me looloo
>>26748285
>JJ
you know the rules, payment in bits or cuddles
>>26748285
>gaimurr Luna
Get out of my house