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>Hear me, humans of the world.
>I am Cadance, a commander of the Ponies.
>And the new Mistress of you primitive apes.
>I had wanted to make my introductions to you sooner,
>but the process of learning your many languages took quite some time.
>All this knowledge at your fingertips, yet still you have no common tongue?
>We possess the ability to freely control Equestria's magic.
>We shall summon the island to your world,
>and within the year, convert it into a new Equestria, and turn you all into ponies!
>Resistance is futile. Surrender now.
>If you do, I shall guarantee your survival...
>Though, alas, it will be as my new toys...
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>>26738923
Holy shit, A talking horse
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>>26738923
Where do i sign up?
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>>26738923
My asshole has been trained to receive your horsecock, small pink one.
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>>26738923
>summons island first then converts world.
See humans are arrogant bastards ,and just to spite you will nuke the shit out of the world just so you can't have it if we can't nuke you directly.
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>>26738923
A little late to claim this world.
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>>26739121
>.gif
Okay, what's going to happen in this one?
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>One year later Cadance descended into Earth
>Chariot autocade of new Earth ruler moves through the streets of every capital city to secure their dominance
>Riyadh
>few meters in
>huge explosion blow up main chariot to pieces
>muffled allahu akbar in the distance
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>>26738923
AHAHAH
you can't be serious
oh, you are?
BYE BYE EARTH, WAS NICE KNOWING YOU, ALLAH ACKBAR AND ALL THAT SHIT
BOOM
basically what >>26739072 said, we'd nuke it all
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>>26738923
Blow it out your ass.
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>>26738923
>and turn you all into ponies!
Do I get to be a mare?
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>>26738923
Is this an Xcom: Pony edition thread?
I Never thought I'd want this till now
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>>26738923
Why would Cadence wage such a campaign before any of the Sisters do?
Is she conspiring to bolster her numbers with aliens before trying to take Equestria?Because Shimmer fell short trying that, and we're much less merciful than those highschoolers
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>>26738923
I didn't vote for ye, so feck off.
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>literally conversion bureau: the prompt
idiots
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