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"Hello, Anon. Normally I would ask how many friends you have made today, but I think we are both well aware of the answer. So, I'm going to rephrase myself; Anon, go out and make some friends."
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>>26736593
"No."
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>>26736593
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>>26736622
But what if you're not hungry for a whole ass and want to save some for later?
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>>26736593
"Fuck you sun-butt, I don't need friends the only thing I need is sex."
>"Fine you win Anon, you may rut me."
>Anon sex Celly
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>>26736593
But who would want to be friends with an lazy autistic NEET
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>>26736682
>Using terms like NEET
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>>26736638
Hey, never do ahalf assedjob.
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>>26736719
Possibly. I never got a chance to find out if I like kissing boys, or girls
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>>26736767
do you need some help?
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>>26736593
And how many friends have you made today Celestia?
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>>26736782
probably
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>>26736593
>obligatory story about anon wanting to start with Celestia and ending out with him fucking her for some reason
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>>26736593
You know something, Princess? I really. Hate. People. They're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean really, look at all they've achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV, and just a never ending parade of failures and fuck ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, and how dare you try and make me care about them! You are a god damn hallucination you stupid white horse, and I do NOT have to listen to you.
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>>26736821
Wow.
Your speech is indeedcutting edge
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>>26736821
"Yes, Anon, good. Give in to the misanthropy. Stay inside."
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>>26736593
"Get out of my room, Mom!!!!"
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>>26736870
>You will never bunker down from Sunhorse and the roaming Normies with Moondancer
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>>26736870
I'm a sociopath, comes with the territory
>>26736933
>you become friends with moondancer
>this satisfies them enough to leave you alone
hmm, might work
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>>26736593
I made friends with Pinkie Pie
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>>26736821
Pic related.
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>>26737470
except I don't believe that, I'm dishonest and self serving as all fuck, I just don't deny it like the rest of the world. I don't say this shit to make myself feel better, I say it because it's what I believe, like anyone of any religion, includingatheism
"Deep and insightful" isn't what I'm going for here, m8, I'm going for "ran out of fucks to give a long time ago"
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