>mfw i realized most people here will envision themselves

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>>26714135
I will be Luna's son.

>>26714135
Because unlike you OP i have self respect and value my humanity.

>>26714135
If you were a pony you'd literally blend into the background. No adventure, just a boring bland life. As a human, you'd at least get some attention for being an alien.

>>26714135
A couple reasons. One being people would bicker about whether horse anon should have wings or a horn or neither.

>>26714135
If they were just an average pony their waifus wouldnt give them the time of day as much as a two legged alien would.

>>26714135
I like having hands.

>>26714135
Because of autism teory that Anon isn't affected by magic or something like that

>>26714135
>Superior monkey dick
>Hands
>Stand out in a crowd
Why the fuck would you trade that for background pony status

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>>26714170
Pretty much this tbfam, gang.

As a pony, no one would care about your existance. Most people here want to feel special and get attention, and being a human would do that. It's what I want.

Plus, it could literally take years, I mean YEARS for a human to get used to and accepting being in a pony's body. Really think about how much losing your fingers forever would suck.
I would choose to be a unicorn if I had to be a pony because of this. Magics for hands seems like an even trade.

>>26714196
Because ponies don't mate with non ponies

>>26714135
Because contrary to popular belief, we are not degenerate furfags like you.

We're horsefuckers.

>>26714212
>Really think about how much losing your fingers forever would suck.

I mean, in MLP hooves basically seem to do every function hands do...they use humanlike machinery, can grip things with no care for physics, the only things you wouldn't be able to do are finger your butt

Then again, pony wing feathers are pretensile the same way fingers are, so pegasi can probably "feather" one another

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>>26714213
don't knock it till you try it.

>>26714135
I want to fuck animals, not be them.

Because one would be stepping into a land of not only docile ponies, but vastly agressive hydras, dragons, manticores and all manmer of shit that will fuck you up.

I want to be able to defend myself. Not just ohfuuck how do I pick up this sword.... fucking dead right there.

Oh but anon! You could be a unicorn!

Yeah? Who the fuck promised you that? Expect a brutal anal rape followed by fangs in your fucking throat.

>>26714135
I had a thread on this a few weeks ago, and I think the ponies slightly outnumbered the humans (but it was basically split down the middle). Anon probably just ends up as human for storytelling's sake.

>>26714135
My hands
My legs
My dick

There are many things i appreciate about my physiologi, if i knew i would be a unicorn i would want to change my species tho

>>26714223
Dude, people feel like shit for just having the wrong genitalia. Having a completely different body is like mental suicide.

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>>26714135
I know what u mean

>>26714442
What? I want to be a poni poni

>>26714448
Why is her hair parted like that

>>26714135
Ponies are for queers. I like being human. Good or bad, I'll take my chances and make due with what I got.