Would you be able to cope with your waifu being diagnosed with

>>26677836
that would depend on whether or not i was the one who gave it to her.

>>26677861
Do you have herpes?

If not, then you didn't.

>>26677885
then the solution is simple. we have sex, and it becomes 'our' herpes.

well I lost my virginity to a woman who said she had herpes
I thought I got herpes from her
been tested twice and both came back negative
she did give me 2 other stds though....

>>26677836
Yeah

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>>26677836
What kind of glutton for punishment faggot are you, dude.

>>26677898
Was one of them aids? I hope it was aids, I hope you get aids.

>>26677910
gonorrhea and chlamydia
why hope I get aids? what did I ever do to anyone?

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>>26677836

>>26678029
Link to the original?

>>26678247
https://e621.net/post/show/167278/anus-bed-blush-butt-cutie_mark-dialogue-equine-fem
He's DNP on Derpi for some reason

>>26678287
Thanks anon.

>>26677898
Was she black?

>>26677836

>what is condomn

>>26678678
>not fully experiencing the true feeling of coming inside
Why even have sex then?

>>26677910
I hope you die a slow, painful death, and your memory forgotten within weeks of your eventual suicide, you unprincipled, shaky doofus.

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>>26678029
Apparently Google thinks pone menstruation pads should be a thing.

>>26678710

>getting herpes

No sir, I want to have a healthy life

>>26678796
Then don't date sluts.

>>26678871
Then don't fuck ever*
Ftfy
Even condoms can break.

>>26677836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4VcOQzQm0

>>26679405
Every girl was a virgin at some point, anonymous.

>>26679537
You can have stds even if you are a virgin, anonymous.

>>26679551
No you can't. They're called SEXUALLY transmitted diseases for a reason, dumbass.

>>26679632
>Implying you can't pass it through syringes or indirect contact

>>26679632
>Masturbation
That's something that still puts you at risk.

>>26679711
Aaaahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahaha

Holy virgin alarm

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>>26677836
I thought you can't get STD's from horses in any shape or form?

>>26679417
So basically It's just a rash that won't go away.

>>26679632
You idiot, why do you think people put that little paper cover on toiler seats?

>>26679922
>thinking you can get STDs from toilet seats
Haha oh shit, this keeps getting funnier.

>>26680241
Adding to my own post though, that you can get crabs from infected bedsheets.

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>>26677885
You
I like the way you think

>>26681143
woops, meant for >>26677893

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>>26680241
>"Is it possible I got pregnant from, like, a toilet seat or something? Maybe a sperm found its way up there."
>"It's more likely you got pregnant from the penis that found its way up there."

>>26677836
MEH.....herps slurpies....it's all the same mang. I don't really care.

>>26677893
Damn nigga that's some solid commitment to your horse wife you got there

>>26681191
Women are pretty fucking kinky