>"Hey Anon.....what's....what's going on...."

>>26673895
Nope. Where did you here that? I'm not some degenerate like you, Dash.

no dash I didn't i'm under 24hr surveillance and I cant even get prescription for ptsd dash so we both gotta suffer sorry.

>>26673895
drugs r bad mmkay

>>26673895
sorry dash, you dont seem cool enough

>>26673912
>I'm not some degenerate
>Where did you here
>here

>>26673923
sorry i mean wear did you hear

>>26673895
First Fluttershy, now you?
I'm going to start charging a middleman fee.

>>26673912
>Not degenerate
>where did you HERE"
>HERE NOT HEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?
So we know you've got some weed anon....the question is...are you gonna share it with me?

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>>26673927
>wear
He's on a roll, folks.

>>26673927
>obviouse deodorant is deodorant.

>>26673895
>Be me
>Maximum stoned
>Be holding bowl
>Bluefast enters
>"Can I hit that anon?"
howdidyouknowmyfetish

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>>26674021
Who doesn't want to get stoned with their waifu, and then talk about weird random shit, while eating a bag of Doritos?

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''Weed? Nah baby, I don't fuck with that.''
>Rainbow's face falls and she turns around, heading for the door
>''Oh, okay. Well, I'm sorry for disturbing you, I guess...''
''Wait.''
>She freezes mid-stride and turns around, ears perking up at the prospect of drugs
''Just between you and me, Rainbow. You like going fast, right?''
>She nods with a confused look on her face, unsure of what to say
>You grin evilly in response and rub your clammy hands together
''I got just the thing for that.''

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>>26674201
Ugh, kill yourself, tweeker scum.

>>26674201
T-virus?

like dude, that horse is totally talking man

DUDE

>>26674209

Well, tweakers *are* killing themselves.
Just very slowly.

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>>26674213

Close, but no.
That is the majestic ''tweaker'', AKA. common American meth head (Homo Stimulandi Americana), exhibiting the effects of it's diet.

The attached file shows a presumed religious artifact recovered from an abandoned meth head lair, the former inhabitants presumably rounded up and put into one of the many shelters found in the continental US, also commonly known as ''prisons.''

Any sightings should immediately be reported to your local Federal Wildlife Service area office.
Remember, only you can save these frail creatures from extinction.

This was a public service announcement sponsored by the World Wildlife Fund.

You know, weed is lame. You gotta hit the Chloroform, waaaay better

>>26674472
Dope is where it's at, anyway. Pop a rock and beam up.

>>26673895
I get called a drug dealer once and now I never hear the end of it.
No, I do not have any "Dank Fire Kush".

>>26673895
"You're in training. You're not allowed to smoke."