>"Anon, I'm thinking about writing a book of

>>26110550
No one likes your clopfics, Twilight

>>26110550
>"let me guess: its fanfiction."

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>>26110565
... I do

>>26110585
Spike, you're a minor, you little faggot

>>26110585
She wrote a story where you fuck Rarity, didn't she?

>>26110550
Oh just write a fucking book about ya troubles and leave me out of em'

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>>26110609
>"...yeah."

Oh Twi, how am I going to explain this?

I'm gonna be honest, you can't write for shit. You're prose is as purple as your own ass, you go on for paragraphs and paragraphs about the most mundane and boring details, and all your characters are shallow archetypes with dialogue that sounds like it was written by a computer.

The publishers will eat up whatever you give them because you're royalty, and everyone and their dog will buy it, again because you're royalty, but nobody will like it. I'm sorry.

>>26110550
You're too purple to write a book.

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>>26110725
>>26110736
>"Oh."

>>26110867
The truth had to be told, Purple Smart.

Unfortunately reading lots of books doesn't make you good at writing them.

>>26110550
>that gif
so cute that it gave me diabeetus