>"Is that an..."
>"AN OFFICIAL WONDERBOLT SUIT WITH AERODYNAMIC FEATURES AND SIGNED BY SPITFIRE????"
>"F-FOR ME???????"
>"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKOU....."
Rainbow Dash, this is a white t-shirt. Are you blind or just stupid?
>>26058355
No, it's a cheap chinese knockoff and I want you to wear it during sex so I can pretend you're a Wonderbolt
>>26058370
HER SMILE AND OPTIMISM: GONE
....YEP!!!
AND THIS IS A OFFICIAL WONDERBOLT DILDO WITH EXTRA RIBBED PLEASURE FEATURES!!!
YOU SHOULD TRY IT OUT!!!
HERE AND NOW!!!
>>26058370
brutal
>>26058370
>implying she isn't a reservist
It's not quite the same thing as being active duty, but there are limited slots on the squad, and when one of them retires, Dash is probably next in line.
>>26058412
I love how Dashie idolizes the wonderbolts when they haven't been able to solve a single contingency yet so far and are as useless as any other guard.
>>26058355
you're gonna need to lose a few pounds if you want to fit in it, dash.
>>26058420
>Dashie
>>26058431
Got any problem with it?
>>26058355
>>26058370
>"Go fuck yourself anon"
>>26058613
YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A MAIN FORCE WONDERBOLT
ALWAYS A LOSER IN RESERVE UNTIL YOU ARE OLF AND FAT
LOSER
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>>26058627
>"Looks like someone is projecting himself..."
>>26058649
I'm rubber you're glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
That also includes physical objects, in case you were having any funny ideas.
>>26058649
Sorry Dash, but I am actually successful.
Perhaps you think that all anons are losers that are penny less and living in their basements, ready to kill themselves when their parents die.