>Hey Anonny! "Oh, hi Pinkie." >You ready for

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:01:19 Post No. [Report]

>Hey Anonny!
"Oh, hi Pinkie."
>You ready for your super spectacular Pinkie Pie Birthday Party this weekend?
"Yeah, I guess."
>Awesome! I just have a few questions about the party planning!
"Alright, whatever..."
>What flavor of cake?
"Chocolate."
>What colors for the decorations?
"Green? Not particularly picky about that."
>Okie dokie. Just one more thing... How many mares do you wanna fuck?
"...Excuse me?"
>You heard me silly goose! How many mares do you wanna introduce Anon Jr. to?
"Uh... is that a joke?"
>*GASP* You mean they don't do that in the human world?!
"Uh, no?"
>Oh my goodness, you poor thing! Here in Equestria, once a stallion comes of age he's allowed to fuck as many mares as he wants on his birthday!
...Seriously?
>I can't make any pinkie promises or anything, but tell me who you wanna get down with, and I'll try to make it happen! I'm the best party planner in Equestria after all!

Well horsefuckers?

Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:03:45 Post No.25993998
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>>25993979
I am to stunned to answer.

Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:04:57 Post No.25994008
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>wanting to fuck anyone else other than ~~best horse~~

????

Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:08:03 Post No.25994053
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>>25993979
11.5

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>>25994008
Not me

Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:11:32 Post No.25994092
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>>25993979
Rainbow Dash.

Just so she will be reluctant about it at first until she starts squealing in pleasure.

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>>25993979
This one.

Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:27:35 Post No.25994250
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>>25993979

Bring me the mare that separated your mouth from your face. The blue one.
That's all I need.
If you attempt to force any more on me, I'll decree this as the worst birthday party ever and stain your clean record.
Do not disappoint me, Ponk.

kraz the pony eater 2016-01-04 20:28:07 Post No.25994256
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>day 37 in equestria
> no matter which pony I eat they all taste the same!
>disgusting, revoluting, absolutely mortifying sugar!
>theres no meat anywhere, none at all, even the animals are made out of the filth!
>why did i track that human all the way here?
>why didnt i kill him when i had the chance?!
>uuuurghh, he's gonna pay dearly for trapping me here!
>sugar this and sweet stuff that, i'm sick of it all!!
>stupid ginger bread house!
>KILL SMASH BASH AND SNAP THOSE PUFFY DEMONS NOW!
Kraz makes his way to the building noticed by everyone and everything, wut do?

Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:29:35 Post No.25994268
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>>25994256
Shut up, faggot.

Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:34:09 Post No.25994338
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 20:34:09 Post No.25994338 [Report]

>>25994008
But I wanna fuck all the ponies

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