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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!

To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw

Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html

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Will she ever get her own episode?

When I was graduating high school I was wondering if I'd get my BA before the show ends. Now, 4 months from my BA I wonder if I'll have my MA before the show ends.

Looking back now it's crazy how ominous the 65 episode barrier seemed.

>>25987505
I want to snuggle with a passed out mommy

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>>25987442

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>>25987505
I would love to see an episode of luna and celestia just doing princess things. It was pretty funny seeing them bicker and interact during the wedding on the 100th episode.

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THE PROMPT

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>>25987450

>>25987530
PINKIE PIE IS SHIT

>>25987530
WHY DIDN'T YOU DRAW A PRETTY PINKIE PIE

IS IT IMPOSSIBLE

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>>25987505

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STRAM WHERE

>>25987587
Most definitely. Yes.

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>>25987578

>>25987601
nowhere
stop fucking asking

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>>25987534
>Princess Celestia: What do you mean you left it on the counter?!
>Princess Luna: I thought you were bringing it!
>Princess Celestia: Well, this is just wonderful!
I immediately thought of Celestia and Luna living in some shitty little apartment together as roommates.

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>>25987450
It's called Autism Spectrum Disorder now, and the ride never ends.

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>>25987587
I HAVE DRAWN PLENTY OF PRETTY PINK

>>25987601
WHAT KIND OF STRAM ARE YOU ASKING FOR

>>25987623
>pretty
Try again

>>25987616
Discord knows a good horse when he sees one.

>>25987628
one that starts in the next couple of minutes

Oh no Anon.
You smiled at a pony.
Now you'll have to marry her and have at least 3 kids.

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>>25987628
any stram

>>25987644
what kind of pony is she

>>25987644
>her

but I was smiling at a stallion

NOBBY CAN YOU DRAW THAT RAINBOW DASH LOSING IN A PRETTY PONY CONTEST TO PINKIE PIE

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>>25987616
>It's called Autism Spectrum Disorder now
RIP ass-burgers jokes.

>>25987658
I'll get the mare transformation potions.

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>>25987632
I wish I could be discord's good horse

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>>25987606
>>25987530

I really wish I knew how to make a gif and didn't have to use some online junk

>>25987673
oh, thanks

that works

>>25987623
>I HAVE DRAWN PLENTY OF PRETTY PINK
But have you drawn potty pink?
Pinkie in the potty.
Where she belongs.
Where other ponies shit.

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NOBBY DRAW CHUNKY PINKIE PIE BUT LIKE IT LOOKS GOOD ON HER THO

>>25987686
>setting the speed so low

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>>25987675
I wish I could be Discord
You can be my good horse

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>>25987576
wow, rude

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>>25987668
>RIP ass-burgers jokes.
Hans Asperger sez, "Good. They weren't funny."

>>25987691
Don't worry, they're not for him.

>>25987712
Apparently you deserve it for saying Pinkie is so ugly. And worst pony.

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Filly wants a hug.

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>>25987712

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Does Rarity offer haircuts in the boutique?

She has the outfit and the chairs and some of the equipment, but it seems like she doesn't actually know anything about hair that isn't her own.

Either way, I like the little beautician coats they wear so I drew it.

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>>25987729
Filly has to earn one like the rest of us.
Freedom ain't free man

>>25987742
You call that a smackdown?

>>25987724
I guess that makes sense

I mean, I'm the one that smiled at him, so it would be weird to make him be the one that changes

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>>25987742
Last time I swear.

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>>25987718
okay

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>>25987762

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>>25987742
nobby draw pinkie in her rap clothes waving her hooves around going ''WORLDSTAR''

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>>25987686
I was gonna make it jump around a bunch but then I realized I couldn't do that with GifCam

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>>25987675
I want to have tea with Fluttershy...

>>25987753
She can't be too bad at it, she's all about beauty!

Though she might think more about her own style.

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>>25987802

>>25987770
Don't worry, you'll be able to customize all the attributes of your new mare body. Except "Fertility", of course.

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>>25987772
>>25987802
>>25987811
hurrrrrrrrr

>>25987718
I wish Eris was real.
I wish Eris would turn me into a chubby anthro mare, hooved anthro mare.

I would let her add all sorts of things to me, like mouth nipples, crotch boobs, cock tongue even udders.

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>>25987723
"It seems that for success in science or art a dash of autism is essential."
—Hans Asperger

>>25987828
Hail Eris?

>>25987753
that's pretty good.

>>25987828
please kill yourself

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>>25987828
>mouth nipples
>cock tongue
w-weirdo

>>25987753

I do really like that Rarity, she looks good in something as simple as that

>>25987828
What about ball udders with thick teats?

>>25987844
>She will never give my tongue a gentle handjob while making out with my mouth nipple
>She will never deep throat my tongue

>>25987762
>Soldiers return home from war
>scarred, weary, and broken
>upon arriving on US soil, a man in a officer's dress blues salutes them and hands them a designated pony
>"I'm Rarity, it's ever such a pleasure to make your aquaintence, darling..."
>soldier looks around
>no one else seems to be batting an eye at this
>"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just going to nuzzle myself in the crook of your arm for the time being...ah there we are..."
>the world's changed so much since he's been away

>>25987797
>>25987819
I don't know why but this is super satisfying https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/mlp/1451880976648.gif&v=9ajSrFohXRQ

>>25987753
I think there was a scene where rarity was shown trimming rainbow's hair(at least I think it was rainbow)
I remember seeing the cap posted a while recently

full
pony
fetishization

>>25987878
She was trimming ponk's mane in one episode.

>>25987877
It should be the new thing on the sub's Marker page

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Rate the mane 6 from best to worst

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>>25987828

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>>25987869
hhngg

>>25987848
I like her standing up with her front hooves against the wall and her dress ripped all the way down the back.

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>>25987869
god bless...

>>25987817
I guess I'd rather leave all that up to my new handsome stallion companion
all I ask is that he makes me a little pony

like, really little

would it be weird to be a filly-sized mare?

>>25987881
my favorite part of the pony is the pony

>>25987897
don't :(

>>25987869
War....
War has changed.

>>25987899
>wanting a bald waifu

>>25987865
>Swollen lactating ball udders
unf

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>>25987897
lyra
derp
tavi
doc
bon
wub

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>>25987929

>>25987897
best: all of them

>>25987929
>not wanting a drone plone or plone

>>25987897
FS
Twi
Rar
AJ
PP
RD

Ponygelion.

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>>25987947
Anon keeps making up words with 'pony' in them.

>>25987897
twilight
pink
fluttershy
applejack
rainbow
rarity

>>25987947
ponytheism

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>have to get up early tomorrow
whhhyyy

>>25987967
I already practice it. I pray to Celestia and Luna.

>>25987947
Fourth International Ponysadism

>>25987842
>being contrarian
please kill yourself

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>>25987989
REEEEEEEE

>>25987921
That'd be kinda weird, anon. People would think Stallion is a pedo or something.

He promises to make you really small, for a full-grown mare, anyways.

>>25987842
>>25987992
kill myself

>>25987897
Rainbow Dash (canon)
Twilight
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
AJ
Fluttershy (also cannon)

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bed time for all fillies

Ponygamy

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>>25988019

>>25988012
>(canon)
what is this supposed to mean
the others being not canon?

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>>25988018
Could you please word your filename differently? It's a bit lewd the way it is...

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>>25988018
All of them?

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>>25988019

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>>25988032
>I get it, you'd rather sleep next to a big pony

Reminder that the ponies are little. Please watch where you sit.

>>25987505
I wanna see a Celestia ep that's all about someone trying get her to commercialize her image because "princess" is the hot new thing. Then they can make a bunch of tongue-in-cheek jokes about the early MLP toys.

>>25988031
The others vary depending on the season

>>25988012
>>25988031
He clearly means that Rainbow Dash's canon personality is best
Also that Fluttershy is so terrible she deserves to be fired out of cannon

>>25988044
But applebloom has her cutie mark.
She's a big pony.

>>25987997
well, that'll work

can I hug him one last time as a human or would that be weird too

>>25988044
You, uh, you don't have Twist's number do you? Do ponies have phones yet? Just tell me where she hangs out.

>>25988029
Get the kid out of there. Get Rarity's blinders out of there, too. I want her to see everything I do to her. And get my underwear out of there. I sure as hell wouldn't be wearing it.

>>25988056
Exactly
Fluttershy needs to be properly cannonized.

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>>25988068
phones are no longer allowed in the apple household after an unfortunate event due to brand name confusion

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>>25987892
She was. Someone posted the cap, that's where I got the idea.

Also this guy was cutting hair too, which leads me to believe nobody but unicorns can cut hair.
Scissors are such a delicate, precision tool designed specifically for creatures with thumbs and fingers.
How would an earth pony cut their hair? They couldn't possibly use their teeth for scissors. Do they just bite chunks off?

>>25988075
You misspelled canonized. Like Joan of Arc.

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what does strong filly's cutie mark mean

>Twilight Sparkle tends to avoid holiday celebrations due to her recovering alcoholism.

>>25988108
It means that SHE'S GOTTA GO FAST

>>25988108
she just thinks hedgehogs are neat

>>25988106
No I meant fired out of a canon.

>>25988108
she's quiet/shy until you step on her/fuck with her perhaps?

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>>25988098
>How would an earth pony cut their hair? They couldn't possibly use their teeth for scissors

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>>25987534
this is why comics > show

>>25988106
Yeah. They fired Joan of Arc out of a canon. If she didn't fall then she was a witch, just like in The Crucible.

I may have been high while watching PBS documentaries.

>>25988108
stronk exterior with a soft interior

>>25988136
>plush outside
>packed with sand and BBs on the inside
>but the opening is silky smooth

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>>25987881
>Kidnap pony
>Cast a fetishization spell on her
>She turns into a fat, pony-griffon centaur with huge mouth nipple tits, and just as big crotch boobs
>She has three dicks, one is a horse cock, the next a dog cock and the third a tentacle dick
>Her balls also have huge dick shaped udders
>She has grown a massive marepussy and tons of pubic hair
>Her ponut is around 3ft wide and thick
>The smell her balls, ponut, pubic hair and armpit hair are dangerously intoxicating
>It looks like the eggs that are stuck in foodscat are probably rebirthed ponies and anons who wondered in.
>Her highly prehensile cock tongue is fairly thick and occasionally leaks pre
>It also seems that she has the ability of making herself look extremely attractive to whoever is looking at her, and only drops the disguise when she's alone
>Pony is able to absorb anyone and greatly enjoys feeling them struggle
>Her horse cock used to be a handsome stallion

unf, I like the way you think.

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>>25988151
delete this

>>25987947
that was the dead timeline

the scene didn't show the moon being discolored by LCL and a big equal sign on it

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>>25987877

>>25988126
You heard me Babs!
You can't do shit with those scissors until you get an appearance in season 6 showing you specifically cutting hair.

>>25988173
what the fuck

>>25988173
I don't think you even tried at all

i swear to god if i see anon get punched one more time...

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>>25988165
I didn't think about something like that until anon said "full fetishization".
Like goddamn, it seems like a logical step after fuckbeast.

Fetish fuckbeast.

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>>25988200

>>25988151
>EA Fortress

>>25988134
It's looking like Mother Teresa may get canonized this year. If she does, it will have only taken 19 years since her death. It took 489 years for Saint Joan.

Heck, it took 'em 25 just to find her innocent of heresy.

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>>25988212
you know not what you have done

>>25988151
I think a pony like that would wish for death

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>>25988173
>>25988181
>>25988190
I guess ffmpeg wasn't a good idea after all...

>>25988273
it's not ffmpeg's problem, webms just don't loop that fast in most players

>>25988258
No anon, she wishes for you.
She wants to use you, either as a slave, food, 'mass' or (if you're lucky) as her offspring.

>>25988151
And that's how lewdprincess was made

Pony's grateful for the pack of panties you got her, but she doesn't know how exactly it works.

She's got one on for her back legs but her tail had to be pushed through one of the holes. And she's got another one for her front legs, but those ones keep slipping down so she looped them over her head. And then she wasn't sure if she should be wearing another pair connecting the front to the back so she erred on the side of caution and now she's having trouble moving?

Human clothing sure is weird

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>>25988151
This guy sez: "My kinda woman!"

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What if Babs Seed can use scissors because her bangs are so long that it was covering up her horn and she's actually a unicorn who didn't like using magic

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I've done it. I survived! I'm the last anon in MLPG! I'm the only one left!

...the only one left...

Oh well, at least I have my ponies...

>>25988407
Who is "Babs Seed"? Your OC?

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>>25988481
what a time to be ded

>>25988481
He's about to lose those glasses, but before long he'll get a really cool cigarette holder.

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What is Miss Harshwhinney thinking?

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I have no idea how to design a scissor to earth ponies.

>>25988506
"Mine's tighter than that"

>>25988506
Never mind that. What is she smelling?

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>>25988481
If I was the last man alive, I'd totally break into all the police stations and loot seized drugs.

>>25988506
Just five? An hour ago?

Which pony is most likely to have a secret pony dungeon?

>>25988546
And become the Penguin. Then I'd train Rocky Balboa.

>>25988546
same
I would also probably fuck a horse

>>25988608
Is the horse on drugs?
Give it a shitload of Viagra and see what that leads to!

>>25988637
no

>>25988608
There's a movie about that, except it was a pig. And the pig ended up having piglets who the man killed, and then the mother sow drowned herself.

I think it was either about the cold war or being gay (like usual)

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>>25988643
give
the
horse
viagra

>>25988662
stallion popped a viagra and now he wants to cuddle
http://imgur.com/aIduLoo

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>>25988690
...the fuck?

>>25988721
>the fuck?

like I said, it's an image of a stallion under the influence of viagra who wants to cuddle

>>25988721
do you honestly expect better from this guy
>>25988662
>>25988151
he's behind a lot of the more out there fetishposting, the anal twilight posting and i'm like 70% sure he's the ''twilight will lose her wings'' guy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs1zTkvClTc

>>25988721
dat cute bow

>>25988690
If any of you were being held against your will by a 3D feral Troubleshoes who was forcing you to cuddle but every five minutes he comes closer to fully penetrating you with his real actual dangerously large stallion dick, would you jack him off to save yourself?

>>25988765
>...the ''twilight will lose her wings'' guy
How is that supposed to happen? It would be sad, and one thing this show doesn't do is sad.

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Stop kissing around and fuck the pony already

>>25988782
I'd jack him off
but that's more out of desire to play with an immense horsedick than any sort of self-preservation instinct

>>25988790
Don't try and reason with autism. You'll only hurt yourself.

>>25988765
Oh come on I'm sure there's more than one poster here who likes the idea of Twilight getting excessively horny in the asshole.

>>25988790
How would that be sad? Celestia can just magic them right back, like she did already.

>>25988804
Kill yourself

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>>25988821
I love you

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>fetishposting

Necro-pone's necro-squeals aren't enough to stop anon from fucking everything up.

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>>25988839

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>>25988506

>What is Miss Harshwhinney thinking?

'...nice crotchtits there.'

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>>25988832
Twilight wants to know if, in your experience, anuses can receive orgasmic spasms. It's for a footnote in her research. It's not weird.

>>25988853
>>25988506
>I shouldn't have got knocked up so young. I used to look like that. Should I have put her up for adoption? I wonder if I should look for my pegasus birth-daughter...no. She probably wouldn't want to see me anyway.

>>25988859
If you rub your prostate with a big toy for long enough, you can kind-of orgasm. It's pretty hard to do.
But not orgasming from assplay is what makes it so great. You can go at it for HOURS.

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>>25988876

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>>25988853
>Harshwhinny

I want to do things to her... and have her do things to me.

Professionally.

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>>25988765
This >>25988151 is a different guy, and he's neither twilight anal anon guy nor racist wings anon, but you're correct in saying he's responsible for a lot of fetishposting. He's the guy who (used to? i have him filtered so im not sure) constantly post "I want to be turned into a musky diamond dog" and the like several times a day, along with a bunch of other fucked up shit that I'm pretty sure he's just posting for shock value.

I still don't understand what someone could possibly get out of doing this.

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>>25988859
The anus is merely a muscle and can't actually 'orgasm'.

Now, if we are talking the prostate, oh boy lady, you'd better sit down and listen...

>>25988927
is he also the "gross stuff" fetishist that believes anyone who's ever consumed an illicit substance deserves to be put to death?

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>>25988019

>Ponygamy
>gamy

Luna's good at those. I hear she's shit-hot at Call of Duty: Black Ops III

>>25988927
>I still don't understand what someone could possibly get out of doing this.
vilifying fetish discussion one one hand, and even if that fails he still shits up the place, it's a win win

>>25988940
No, the guy who gets triggered by drugs is another guy, but he rarely posts anymore. He's also the same guy who gets triggered by satyrs and MT art.

>>25988958
>gamer luna

Kill yourself.

>>25988808
If it wasn't sad, it would be lame, like temporary Spock death, or temporary Kirk death, or temporary ET death, temporary Captain America death, or temporary... I could go on and on with this. Temporary Kenny death.

False drama sucks.

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>>25988973

In Soviet Canterlot, Gamer Luna kills you.

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here are some pones hanging out

>>25989069
pones look comfortable

better be careful with that phone though

>>25989069
thanks guy
I feel like I've seen this before

>>25989069
that perspective is tripping me out

love the cozy feel

I want to be an actor in a bizarrely lewd rock concert with Coloratura.

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Being shot by Han Solo? That's not professional, TR-8R!

>>25989069
I'm looking at the building in the background and I'm at a loss here

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I did ___ have sexual relations with that pony.

>>25988765
This is probably the 5th time you've incorrectly identified the "twilight will lose her wings" guy, and he isn't even here that often. What's with the massive hateboner?

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pony is dripping

>>25989218
clean pony up

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>>25989069
>>25989154
you fucking piece of shit

The ponies are all in cryogenic storage between seasons.

>>25989271
Wouldn't RD just blow up the facility? You know how she feels about hibernation

>>25989218
did pony program a gooey in visual basic

>>25989257
That is some skill

>>25989271
Actually, they spend the hiatus in a Flash library at DHX in little bitty pieces: generic cranium, generic muzzle, generic neck, bit o' Rarity hair here, wisp o' Fluttershy tail there, cutie marks everywhere...

It's horrible.

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>>25989257
THATS A LOT OF PONIES

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>>25989371
That's actually kind of fucking horrifying when you think about it.

>>25989257
What do Gingerbread ponuts taste like?

>>25989371
>Pony squeals in terror as it is reduced into the Equestrian-equivalent of atoms, you know, art props in a flash library.
>She's ripped apart but not killed.
>There isn't even any blood.
>All the little pony pieces squeal in fear.
>For a year, and then suddenly they're reconstituted into their world.
>Everyone traumatized.
>Everyone's insane.

>>25989371
Wouldn't Tirek just blow up the facility? You know how he feels about libraries

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>>25989371
>just an amalgamation of them all, all their brains and parts in one mass,at a loss for coherent thought and twitching at the unfathomable pleasure
unf

>>25989378
Tavi wants some of that

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>>25989371
jesus fucking christ
how horrifying

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>>25989388
>Applejack's been doing this since when they were just cells on plastic
>she doesn't really see what the big deal is

>>25989402
Flitter too

>>25989415
>she comforts the rest of the apples this way, as this is "just the way things are, sugarcubes."
>they are the last bastion of sanity that pulls everyone else back together before the new season rolls in

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I wonder if Tara Strong signs plushies

>>25989069
>>25989257
GOLLY

YOU'VE MEMED ALL OVER ME

Awaken ...
The fillies.

Let the colts sleep in.

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Do you think your waifu would like to use your last name?

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even: vidya
odds: read a book

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>>25989455
what kind of gay nerd reads
honestly

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>>25989455

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>>25989432
this is great

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>>25989384
Remember when Trixie removed Pinkie's muzzle in "Magic Duel"? It made me kinda sick, because I saw what they did. They didn't have to plan much for that effect. It was sort of an inside joke. That's how the characters are built anyway. You just go to the layer with the muzzle on it and... take it off exactly like Trixie did it.

That's how they all are now, in the bowels of the computer, in the library. They have no mouths and they must scream.

>>25989440
probably not
ponies seem to not use the same naming customs we do, and don't seem to have like, well, words that are just names

https://youtu.be/FqPWw_jxkpU

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>>25989474
Having a Mrs. in her name would be more than enough, really

>>25989440
I don't know. The naming conventions and kind of names of ponies are really weird and all over the place, so I don't know if she would really like any of my names. I'm used to getting called by my lat name so I wouldn't mind it.

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I want to feel the touch of his thick tongue

>>25989496
Mrs. Dash?

Make your waifu feel like a mother, MLPG

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>>25989558
yeah
that's the stuff

>>25989562
QUEST ACCEPTED

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>>25989552
l e w d

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>>25989562
Can I make her a mother, or is that not an option?

>>25989467
I'll bet going to work at DHX would be weird. "Okay, here are all the Twilight pieces, the Rainbow Dash pieces, the Applejack pieces..." and it's basically just eyes, hair and cutie marks. Everything else is like Rarity's dressmaker's dummies, also in pieces. Follow the chart, change the fill to this color, the stroke to this color, slap on the eyes...

Disillusioning."

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>>25989562
I thought you'd never ask, bruh.

>>25989611
Celestia will never be your mom

>>25989638
Good thing Luna's my mom then.

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>>25989638
You don't know that. Kill yourself, faggot.

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>>25989458

>what kind of gay nerd reads

...well, ever since Twilight Sparkle started writing Daring Do clopfics for Rainbow Dash, you tell me.

odds: Pokemon
evens: draw, then Pokemon

>>25989661
>>>/vp/

Rescue necromancer pony from her frozen throne [y/n]

>>25989661
You fuck off and take your Exodia's and Metal Seadramon's with you, homo.

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>>25989460

>>25989455

>even: vidya
>odds: read a book

>55

Dash reads a dirty book:

...it was a Twilight fanfic originally.

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>>25989661

>Humanised Chrysalis as Jessie

I'd like to Poke her Mon. Dem Heels.

>>25989710
>not Mane-iacc

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>>25989718

Show me where I can find a pic of Mane-iac dressed as Jessie (and in fuck-me heels as per the above one of human Chryssie, that'd equally make me go unf), and I'll post it.

>Mane-iacc

It's Mane-iaC.

>Anon is a successful actor in the pony horror movie industry.
>Gets hired for all the hokey monster films.
>Got to be the model for the alien in the pony version of Alien.
>He inspired pony Geiger.
>Ends up appearing in a lot of weird roles where he menaces the ponies.
>Pony horror involves a lot of predatory creatures.
>Anon ends up being put in a lot of exploitative B-movies, in silly rubber costumes, carrying around unconscious actress mares and throwing pony teenagers through windows in slasher films.
>Can't help but notice that all the actress ponies he manhandles are blushing just a little.

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>>25989762

...so basically: live-action tentacle hentai with ponies dressed as schoolgirls?

>>25989762
>stuffs his face in between takes at the craft services table
>"M-mister Anonymous?" A young female co-star asks
>'Hmmph?'

would pony pheromones make them smell good to us

>>25989805
>anon turns around with his face stuffed with donuts, cheeks puffed out and jelly filling dripping from the corner of his mouth
>the mare screams and runs away
>there's a small wet trail following her

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for the prompt

Rainbow Dash
Doing a thing
Denial

>>25989832
Rainbow Dash
Laziness
Denial

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>>25989819

Puncess Carlostia: 'Q: How do you make a Hormone?

A: Don't pay the bitch.'

>>25989819
I'd like to think that by some miracle they'd get turned on by how we smell.

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>>25989823

>anon turns around with his face stuffed with ponuts

ftfy

>>25989848
it probably goes both ways

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>>25989832
Defending against
Rainbow Dash's
Attacks

>>25989840
>How do you make a Twilight Sparkle?
>Lots of hot wax.

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If you went to Equestria, would you be disappointed if it were a lot more realistic, the ponies more hedonistic and mature, the rulers more ruthless and corrupt, the proportions more natural, the colors not as bright? What if you could tell that the sun and moon were subject to the normal laws of gravitation, but the royals maintained the myth that they hung them, and the ignorant and gullible fell for it? How about if there were bars and liquor stores and tobacconists and drug dealers and real fighting, and the citizens weren't as trusting and friendly as you had expected?

Would you like it better than the cartoon version, or not as much?

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Puncess Luna: 'What do you call Diamond Dogs who join ISIS? Terrierists.'

...and that hideous pun comes courtesy of comedian Rich Hall, in an edition of "QI".

>>25989885
do i get to fuck ponies

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>>25989885

>tobacconists

(Consults Hungarian phrasebook)

I will not buy this Vinyl. It is Scratch.

>>25989941
>do i get to fuck ponies
The good news: possibly.
The bad news: if you're Derpy-tier, you get Derpy-tier.

>Bored at work.
>Decide I am going to take every work phone we have and have fun.
>One by one set the name of each phone to a pony name.
>Nobody knows how to get the names off the phones.
>Cackle like an evil genius for my scheme.

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>>25989976
well i guess i'll be shoving my dick in these fat folds

Fillies mom has got it goin' on.
Fillies mom has got it goin' on.

>>25989829
very very nice

>>25989992
That's, uh, worse than Derpy-tier.

>>25989829
>>25989829
10/10 love it

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>>25989857

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>>25989960
Vinyl sez: "Get it for me, then."

>>25989992
Oh, you should know: if you can buy her shit, you improve your chances, same as here.

i want to live inside celestia's vagina

>>25990057
How does Anon in Equestria make money?

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I'm bored.

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>>25990115
cuddle a skelepone

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>>25990115
face boredom head-on
do what I do

>>25990115
draw

or better yet, tell me what to draw

>>25990144
Party Favour mounting Night Glider

>>25990115
With scintillating contributions like yours, and this >>25990070, and this >>25990136, I can't imagine why.

>>25990144

>>25990152
boring Pinkie Pie by being a black-hole of fun.

>>25990157
ROOGNA MAKE ME A VIDEO GAME

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>>25990151
tch, too easy

>>25990164
i walked right into that

Draw Ponk on a unicycle

>>25990144
necromancer pony eating ice cream and crying after the buff, handsome demons refuse to go out with her to defeat the lich and she's stuck with anon

>>25990144
Nyx reacting to Twilight getting wings/being a princess.

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I SUMMON STRAM OF ANYKIND

>>25990199
how you want this senpai

Pony is being a dirty pony so I put her in a bucket and got a hose for dirty smelly pony

>>25990144
Rarity polishing her butt plug collection

>>25990144
pinkie destroying rainbow dash in a fight over who's the prettiest

draw it you bitch

>>25990176
>Anon hears something about a Lich and realizes he forgot he was going to party with that dude.
>Shit, he has this massive battle map thing that works like a TV so they can watch hoofball and shit!

>>25990226
what is it with your faggots and sex

weeeeee

DED

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>>25990271
>>25990270

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SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP

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>>25990271

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329 days to go!

>>25990288
GET THE FUCK TO ARTING

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Filly

ALL HAIL NYX