>"For me? Oh, anonymous..." >"You are truly

>>25982139
MU

DICK

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>>25982139
Everyone deserves some of Kentucky's Fried Chicken, yer highness! I can guarantee to ya that these here chickens were made with my own special recipe, and I each one made with some good ol' bluegrass love.

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Yeah, there's at least 999,999 people better than me.

>>25982188
Dubs confirm KFC is made from Bluegrass love.

>>25982139
Well you know I care about you.

>>25982188
I wonder if Mr. Sanders would have killed himself if he saw what KFC has become a staple for.

>>25982219
He saw it change into what it is. It pissed him off, but he couldn't do a thing about it.

>>25982139
You're welcome Mommy.

>>25982139
>Blood seeps into the carpet at the foot of Celestia's throne as you lay down the final burlap sack of assorted human remains
>The throne room is thick with the stench of iron and rot
>The Princess smiles at you, warm as the sun she raises and sets
>Her wings unfurl and flutter anxiously behind her
>She untucks her fore-hooves from beneath her chest and steps down from her throne
>Her golden shoes stain red in the fresh ichor of the last few humans that had been transported to Equestria just one year ago
>All 999,999 of them lay around you, dismembered and bagged by you and you alone
>All at Celestia's order
>She steps toward you, blood sloshing across your own already soaked shoes
>Her muzzle inches toward your face
>"One in a million..."

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>>25982396
Wait...
Why...
Arousal levels rising and falling simultaneously...
My brain cannot handle this.

>>25982396
That's actually pretty sweet

>>25982396
edgy af