>"It's okay Anon, I gotcha covered!" >"I'll

She's dead, Rainbow.

bamp

>>25981528
This will only end in tears.

>>25981546
>"Then...why am I looking for her?"

But Rainbow, Twilight isn't supposed to have wings.

>>25981528
Just lose the mother fucking wings,
And we'll all be hapy.

>>25981528

But... today is blowjob day.

>>25981528
>"It's okay, Anon! I gotcha covered!"
>"I'll just be Twilight for the day! Sounds cool, huh?"
"Rainbow, Twilight was supposed to teach me about magical theory today."
>"I can totally do that! I can do anything! I'm Rainbow Dash!"
"Uhh..."
>"Magic is the thing with the legs, right anon?"
"Oh for fuck's sake."

bop

>>25983589
she's faking
no throat bulge

>>25983589
Great now I need to go fap. Thanks anon..

>>25983589
Living dangerously, this one.
A relic of a bygone time on /mlp/.
I salute you, sir.