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How old am I, Anon? Well, that's a bit of an awkward question. I am very, very old, it's true. Much older than simply a thousand years. I'm older than Equestria, too, and Equestria is a very old land.
This is a bit embarrassing, but I'm afraid I'm so old that I've forgotten how old I am. You must understand, Anon, that in my mind it all sort of blends together. The days, the weeks, the months, the years, the centuries, the millennia--it all runs on so seamlessly, one sunrise to the next, that I sometimes forget if I'm in today or in a day eight hundred years ago.
So much time past, so many things and ponies seen... it's all shadows and echoes now. You understand, don't you?
Happy New Year, by the way.
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>>25961588
Stop it, you're not old, mom.
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>>25961588
Yeah....Uh...I think I understand...
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>>25961588
Lol, i bet your vagina is like a an ancient ruin. How much do you charge for tours?
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>>25961588
>suddenly friendship reports make sense
Fug man.
And people stopped giving them.
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>>25961741
>stopped giving them.
That's a bad feel, indeed.
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>>25961588
How are you still running this fucking country if your mind's that fucked up?
It's so fucked up, you actually think Twilight is a good replacement.
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>>25961588
You don't look a day over 25 perkypony
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>>25961588
Damn bitch, I just wanted to know if you were legal or not.
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>>25961588
I have an unusual arousal from this.
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>>25961588
>anonymous looks to celestia from a novel he was reading.
>a small smile comes to his face as Celestia continues to look out over her kingdom from the window
>anonymous turns to celestia and speaks in a calm and very confident tone
"Celestia, unlike the rest of you world i know exactly how old you are. i know the age of every tree, animal, and citizen. the ground upon which you walk and the stars at which you gaze. i know the very moment they were born. each, and every, single, one."
>he sets down the book and makes his way to her side now both of them looking out over canterlot
>"would you be so kind, anonymous, as to tell me then?"
"of course Celestia, you see, you and everyone else in this worlds existence is exactly____Six__years old."
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>>25961992
how meta anon.
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>>25961588
>tfw you i'm in love with a primal entity
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>>25961992
>Children born when MLP started airing are now entering first grade
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>>25962337
>yfw Children were born BECAUSE of MLP cosplays/roleplays are now entering first grade.
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>>25962390
guys pretending to be mares can't get pregnant anon.
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>>25962337
Fuck, it feels like it started only a year or so ago...
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