"Golly. I never knew it felt like THAT. We need to try this

>>25959048
I'm telling you, holding in a poop makes it all the more satisfying.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this

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>>25959065
>tfw edging for hours with a huge shit ready to pop
>tfw finally blowing your load the same instant you take a dump

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>>25959065
I guess you say that this was a

Shitpost

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>>25959048
>again

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>>25959327
>cumming and shitting at the same time

>>25959065
you're not
when I was like eight I would hold in a shit and then run around the house because it made me feel weird in a good way
I realize now of course I was probably stimulating my prostate with my own shit or something

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>>25959065
>>25959327
>>25959411

>>25959430
you act like you've never heard the term anal retentive before

>>25959501
carlos go back to mexico you dirty spic

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>>25959327

>>25959604
thats not a pun dumbass, its literally the meaning of the term

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>>25959411
wot

>>25959411
I know this feel because I still do this.

>>25959661
no it's not fucktard, it refers to a person who likes things in a very particular way and gets upset if it isn't up to their standards
it literally has nothing to do with shit at all

>>25959780
You would know.

>>25959780
In Freudian psychology, the anal stage is said to follow the oral stage of infant or early-childhood development. This is a time when an infant's attention moves from oral stimulation to anal stimulation (usually the bowels but occasionally the bladder), usually synchronous with learning to control their excretory functions.

the personality trait you mention is a side effect of improper development during the anal stage, you layman fuckwit

>>25959771
So after you use the bathroom you begin frolicking in your house?

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>>25959048
>Ponk is into sounding
>Both of you
>While you fuck her

>>25959391
This.
>fapping while having to poop
>ever

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>>25959780
Are...are people really capable of this level of ignorance?

>>25959846
Freud was a hack who had no idea what he was talking about.

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>>25959909
that doesnt matter anon and it doesnt make you any less wrong.

>>25959939
anal retentive has nothing to with holding in shit, which is what the first idiot to use the phrase in this thread was using it for

>>25959391
>>25959883
It's actually... something. There's no way to describe it except that when you cum normally you are utterly focused on the act, but when you shit WHILE cumming your brain is forced to divert attention between the two functions. It's... a really strange feeling but damned if it didn't actually make me shoot cum harder from the force of unloading my bowels.

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>>25960012

>>25960012
I really love this website. Where else I am I going to get to read such insightful posts?

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>>25960012

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>>25959984
And he continues trying to defend his literal shit argument.
Bravo.

I never knew you felt that way about me having my balls slap against your rear, Pinkie.

... wait, we were supposed to say something else?

>>25959984
Freud invented the term "anal retentive" to describe a personality that is manifest as literal shit retention during toddlerhood/childhood, and metaphorical shit retention (trying to control or order chaos) during adulthood.

>>25960092
that sounds like pure bullshit to me

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>>25960174
Most psychologists would agree.

>>25960174
If that was a pun, kudos. Otherwise:

The term anal retentive (also anally retentive), commonly abbreviated to anal,[1] is used to describe a person who pays such attention to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others, potentially to the detriment of the anal-retentive person. The term derives from Freudian psychoanalysis.

In Freudian psychology, the anal stage is said to follow the oral stage of infant or early-childhood development. This is a time when an infant's attention moves from oral stimulation to anal stimulation (usually the bowels but occasionally the bladder), usually synchronous with learning to control their excretory functions—in other words, toilet training. Freud hypothesized that children who experience conflicts during this period of time may develop "anal" personality traits, namely those associated with a child's efforts at excretory control: orderliness, stubbornness, a compulsion for control.[2]

This thread went to shit really fast.

>>25960174
You can disagree all you want on Freud's theory, but that's still where the term "anal retentive" comes from.

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>>25960210
>mfw Freud has a "phallic stage" where a six year old child wants to fuck his or her own mother

>>25960178
Are you that anon who got mad cause nobody cared you had sex with a bad dragon toy?

Cause if so you gotta make it more exciting heck I still remember the underage b& that got his sister to finger his freshly used BD maregina on camera

>>25960302
What?

>>25960271
Yeah, his views on human sexuality are bunk, but I wasn't advocating for Freud, I was just explaining where the term "anal retentive" came from, and why it was appropriately used to describe holding in a shit.

>>25960302
...and thank you for that horrifying memory, anon.

>>25960320
I didn't say you were advocating for Freud. I was just having a chuckle at early 20th century psychology. You'd be made fun of for being a dumb college freshman straight out of PSY 101 if you were.

>>25960310
Youtube although it might of been taken down

>>25960349
Agreed. I am thankful for his contributions to the modern notion of therapy, but his views on human sexuality and child development have no place in modern psychology.

>>25960012
There's also the pressure of shit on your prostate.

>>25959048
True to your cutie mark I'm making a balloon out of you!

>>25960355

Link please can't find shit

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Mfw this whole thread

>>25959065
>>25959327
I didn't know I had so much in common until now

>>25960178
Am I supposed to react to this?

>>25962560
you contribute to it

>>25963817
you too

>>25962511
inflate her like a balloon

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>>25959048
>>25959065
>>25959327
I'm not sure exactly what I was expecting, but this was not it.

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I didn't think laughing until you cried tears was actually a thing. And then I saw this thread.

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>>25959327

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>>25959065
>>25959327

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All I did was come here for greentext stories, not whatever the fuck is going on in here.

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>>25964644
trust me anon, this thread is way better than 'anon is in equestria and fucks X pony' thread #418
seriously, there's like twelve threads up already that have what you want

>>25964798
>lol t-theres a chance for my post to get capped here, so ebic xDD
Hi, reddit.

>>25964837
who the fuck are you quoting?

>>25960271
Is that a reaction or an example?
Both?

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>>25959327

As a question for everybody here, what is this (shitting and wanking at the same time) known as in your nation/area?

Over here, it's ''doing a tornado'' (no idea why)

>>25965123
I didn't know there was even an actual name for it, let alone multiple region-specific ones.