Old Snake in Equestria. Can the ponies of Equestria teach this

How the fuck is he gonna get his meds if he's in equestria

He'd probably die before they teach him anything at all

>>25945537
Nanomachines son.

Can love really bloom on the battlefield?
>>25945555
Quads confirm.

>>25945560
Love may not be able to bloom...but friendship sure as hell can!

>>25945560
Otacon was a fukken weenie.


also he had Stockholm.

I haven't played a Metal Gear game in a while, but I remember Solid being a radical badical dude who's cool with everyone who isn't an asshole. I think he'd fit in surprisingly well.

>>25945895
He also fucked his stepmom and sister

>>25945933
Solid Snake was cool, yeah.

but this is the rapidly-aging, gonna die in 1 year Old Snake...who's a bit more of an asshole than his "younger" self.

>>25945939
Well then again considering what his dad did to him...

>>25945933
His life was shit so he'd be in peace in Equestria.

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>Huey in Equestria
>be huey
>magically wakes up in equestria one day
>wants to build bipedal weapons that ponies can use
>want to get close to the princess
>she already has a ton of resources for research and she can probably fund the project
"Twilight? Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?"
>look through the keyhole, seems like something that asshole Snake would do
>no not him
>I remember now
"Twilight, I never had much courage to date women where I was from..."
>I remember him
"But I want to ask you something..."
>I remember how he took my wife from me
"Twilight Sparkle will you marry me?"
>No Not again
"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
>No No No
>the door starts glowing and hits you, sending you flying into a pool
>mfw

>>25946022
Good. Huey deserves a hell of a lot more considering what he did

>>25946021
>Solid Snake finding peace in Equestria.

the guy deserves it.

So....who's better at CQC? Solid Snake or Applejack?

>>25946132
Big Boss

>>25946153
not one of the answers!

>>25946174
It is technically, considering that Snake is the clone of Big Boss

>>25946199
You have a point.

but he's still a different person.

>>25946132
AJ kicks hard but she's got no training.

>>25946132
>>25946266
But she's small, and snake hasn't ever fought tiny technicolor ponies. Plus she's right around either kneecap or crotch level so a good kick would seriously harm him

>>25946335
This is true. Solid Snake was trained to fight humans.

not knee-high horses.