>be me >24 years old >typical living in mother's

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>be me
>24 years old
>typical living in mother's basement scenario because finishing bachelor’s degree
>0300 this morning about to go get some sleep
>head upstairs for a quick snack
>mom is resting on the couch
>has been divorced with dad for 5 years now
>give her lots of daily hugs and head pets
>ask if she wants to lay with me in bed
>not the first time we've cuddled together
>she holds onto me for a bit with her body close to my backside
>her hand on my chest under a warm blanket with the heater on
>feelsgoodman.png
>ask if I can hold onto her
>she turns around and I start spooning the shit out of her
>reach around with my arm pressing against her breasts
>pop a semi-boner on her rear and have lewd thoughts because Button Mash incest
>despite being 63, she is actually very healthy and has very smooth skin
>she works out almost everyday
>did I also mention that I am adopted and not blood related?
>we chat for a bit and asks if I ever feel sad because I am lonely
>babyyoudontknowthehalfofit.response
>hold her even tighter
>tells me she loves me so much and am her special little guy
>feels like sort of an intimate moment
>"I love you too..... mommy"
>eventually falls asleep and I gently begin to cope a feel
>she's a light sleeper
>'be appropriate sweetie' she says
>back off but still spoon her for a while
>eventually feel pent up and head into the bathroom with phone
>rapidly type in "button's mom r34" faster than a speeding boner
>begin waxing my carrot furiously
>cum hard against the wall
>clean up and go back to bed
>mfw I have always wanted to fuck my mom ever since Button's Mom was introduced
>mfw I wouldn't hesitate to eat my mom's pussy the first chance I got
>mfw she would never actually go for it
>mfw I havent fucked a girl in 4 years
>mfw I also have a boyfriend because I am bisexual beta faggot
>mfw I literally 'suck' when it comes to girls
>mfw I ran out of mfw ideas

On a scale of 1 to faggot, how many dicks am I currently sucking?