>"Anon, a bunch of "Bronies" have just come

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>>25944610
"Know them? I am their Lord and Master."

>>25944610
Burn them Twilight burn them all.

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>>25944610
Let through only those with the mark of /k/.

>>25944610
>they're a bunch of stereotypical neckbeard brownies with their new balances and fanny packs
>turns out Anonymous knows one or two

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>>25944629
Not anymore

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>>25944610

>>25944735
Edge.

>>25944629
I wish I had a chiseled jaw like him. Fuck, that is an Adonis face.

>>25944747
OF THE CRATER

>>25944735
I can't remember the exact thread but wasn't there one with twilight excited going

"You're telling me this knife is worth 100$ Thanks Anon!"

>>25944629
Who?

>>25944610
SEND THEM BACK

>>25944939
This.
BUILD WALL.

>>25944749
Goddamn he's beautiful

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>Your stomach drops, your pupils dilate, and cold chills rush through your body
"No..."
>Twilight: "There's at least a dozen of them, are they your friends Anon?"
"This is totally not good."
>Shaking your head in a panic, you look around quickly
>There they all are, tromping up the road toward Ponyville
>At the head of the pack, a classic fedora wearing hamplanet waddling forward, mouth agape at the wonder around him
>"Gee, this place sure is 20 percent cooler!"
>His fedora wearing cronies laugh and start to hug every mare foolish enough to linger
>One of them totes a boombox, blaring music for all to hear
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__IirsffY_4
>You sink to your knees in shocked defeat and look to the heavens
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
>When your gaze returns to the ground, you see a lanky fucker with a neckbeard of champions hugging Dash like a child with down syndrome
>"SO AWESOME."
.With a thousand yard stare, you watch more and more bronies pour into Ponyville, far more than a dozen
>Your personal heaven has been shattered, turned into the hell you deserve
>Well Anon, it looks like you're going to have to kill yourself again
>Maybe you can find solace in some other fantasy world...

>>25945143
More. You have my interest.

>>25944756
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID

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>>25944610
>Anon thinks they are fat neckbeards
>He go to "kick their asses"
>There are 6 new Anons
>All the new Anons are /fit/ as fuck
>Dio.jpg
>They are more atractive than him
>Mane6 hang out with them
>Anon start spying them and listen that one of the M6 have a crush with one of the NA (New Anons)
>Rage.jpg
>Anon is jealous

>>25944610
"Twilight, get my gun."
>"That weird device you use to blow up flying plates for amusement? Why?"
"This paradise is MINE, and I won't let those autists take it from me."
>"What's an autist?"
"You'll see."

>>25945143
Thus begins Anon's murderous rampage as he purges Equestria of the Brony invasion!

>>25945213
>Anon misheard, and the M6 member actually likes him
>craziness ensues

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>>25944735
>>25944747
>>25945194
AND THE ASHES ARE COLD NOW

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>>25945143

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0VL_3XAuXE

>One shotgun shell into the roof of your mouth later, you wake up again, and find yourself in another cartoon world
>It's grainier than Ponyville, and significantly grimier
>As a matter of fact, you're standing in the middle of what looks like a fucking slum
>Next to you, a hulking red-armored individual saunters past you
>"Hate this smell of this part of the city..."
>This place is a shithole, and you don't much like it
"Where the fuck am I?"
>Above you, hovercars slowly cruise past
>Craning your neck to look at them, you accidentally bump into the red suited guard
>Suddenly, you hear a chorus of music erupt from nowhere as the guard levels his gun at you
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNOEpCBAWyo
>"THERE HE IS! GET HIM!"
>Instincts taking over, you run for safety as laser shots fling past you, hitting random civilians and cars alike
>It's bedlam in moments, with guard vehicles raining fire down around you
>They corner you in an alley, and advance on you without hesitation
>You'd easily take the neckbeards over this bullshit
>"SURRENDER AND DIE!"
"That doesn't even make sense!"
>The first guard zaps you, and you rise into the air as fucking lightning shoots out of his weapon
>You die promptly

I guess you fags can decide where Anon wakes up next

>>25945490
In the human world
The EQG one

>>25945490
the citadel in mass effect

>>25945490
>>25945534
Aye

>>25945490
Unexpected, but enjoyable.
Back to Equestria but a year after bronies came

>>25945534
Instant suicide.

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>>25945490
>>25945534
>>25945544

>You're flung outwards, hitting your head on pavement
>Coming to your senses, you look around and see your oh so adored textures and colors that you loved from Ponyville
>You're home Anon, and there's no bronies in sight
>But something is wrong...
>The buildings are too humanized, the houses are not Tudor cottages
>The street has cars driving by...
"No...no...no!"
>"Hey dude, if you beat me in a game of 1 on 1 I'll totally strip for ya!"
>You turn around, and find EqG Dash bouncing a soccer ball
>Behind her looms Canterlot High School
"Oh god no..."
>You back up, and bump into Principal Celestia's chest
>"Oh my Anon, why don't you come back to my office later so that Luna and I can punish you for being a bad boy?"
"FUCKING PROMPTS NOOOOOOO!"
>The road...the cars
>You sprint for the street as dozens of retarded scenarios are shouted at you from all angles
>"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE NEEDS A STUDY PARTNER!"
>"ANON, COULD YOU HELP ME MATE ANIMALS AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER?"
>"I'll SUCK YA'LL's COCK IF'N YA'LL HELP ON THE FARM!"
>A bus approaches, and you throw your body in front of it
"NO HOOVES!"
>Thud

Next?

>>25945650
L-lewd
>>25945567
Let's see the fallout

>>25945650
Topkek m80

>>25945567
This

>>25945650
Installation 04

>>25944788
Andrew Forchan, he bought this site from Mark Zuckerberg back when it was a Canadian Automotive forum. He sold it this year to a Korean Anime enthusiast

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>>25945650
I wouldn't mind staying in that world to be quite honest. Sounds pretty alright.

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>>25945755
>>25945650

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpl5G1J1FE0
>You hit the ground hard, strapped into a pod, wearing combat armor and equipped with a rifle that has no iron sights
>The fuck shit is this?
>With a pneumatic pop, the door bursts open and you instinctively jump out...
>...straight into a raging firefight with dozens of alien looking fuckers
"SHIT!"
>You dive behind a rock as plasma blows up a nearby car that looks kind of like a big cat
>It's bedlam, with gunfire and screaming ruining what would otherwise be pleasant foliage and scenery
>To preserve your own life for the time being, you fire at the enemies around you
>But alas, you miss and gun down a friendly trooper who got in the way
"Whoops..."
>Chips Dubbo: "You killed him sir, you killed him!"
"Uh..."
>This sucks, space gunfights aren't any fun for you
>A towering alien with a big damn sword charges you
"KILL ME FAGGOT!"
>With a swift thrust, he impales you on the blade
>Chips Dubbo: "This is bad, real bad!"

>>25945873
Now join bad boss on mother base in metal gear

>>25945650
>"FUCKING PROMPTS NOOOOOOO!"
I lost my shit, Anon.

>>25945425
NO MORE BULLETS AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD

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>>25944610
Dat face

>>25945873
Amazing. How about G3.5 next?

>>25947520
This.

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>>25944610
Run

>>25944610
In my world, "brony" is a term for a child rapist who dabbled in mass murder. Each them was sentenced to death. We need to take care of this problem, Twilight. It's for the better good.

>>25944735
Clever use of the mouth line

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>>25944610

HIDE THE FILLIES AND RUN

>>25944610
Twilight, just because we're both humans doesn't mean we know eachother. That's raci- Oh, Ted, Bill, Lawrence! Condorprimulan, earthlings, you guys brought the beer and snacks like I asked?

Awesome, let's go play some DnD, Twilight's got this awesome table in her castle...

>>25945213
>>25945247
For a new green this is a good idea

>>25945955
For this piece of gold fucking this
>Anon meets the glorious Kaz, Venom Snake and Ocelot
>Anon is killed by Huey

>>25945873
Far Cry

Dank.

>>25944610
DESTROY THEM
PLEASE

>Looks at the spacetime generate chugging behind me
Shit....it worked....I OUT FUCKERS
>Jumps on heads as I exit this plain of reality

runnnn purple bitch runnnnnnnn

>Equestria is overrun by retards
>Anon's paradise is destroyed
>Autism literally everywhere in Ponyville as 300lb neckbeards run rampant
>Anon slowly loses everything and must witness the horrors of what has occurred

Writefag pls.

To save his paradise, Anon must commit genocide on his own species.

>>25947041
>>25945425
>>25945194
>>25944756
>>25944747
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWLING IN MYYYYY SKIIIN

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>>25944735

>>25950930
Writefag, this

>>25950930
>anon sides with pony resistance to fight neckbeards

>>25950973
>Anon takes it upon himself to save Equestria from autism
>He calls upon all his years of Wickposting and becomes the assassin we need AND the one we deserve
>"A-anon! What are you doing here?"
"I'm thinking I'm back!"
>"What are you doing with that knife?"
"I once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil."
>"You killed Saber?!"
"Do I look civilized to you?"
>"Not the kidneys!"
>Four down. Three hundred thousand to go.

If I can't have my paradise. THEN NO ONE CAN!
> Anon then begins to systematically murder all the most popular ponies starting from twilight and counting down.

Come on Writefag! Don't let it Die!

>>25949127
Bump!!!

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>>25944610
>Anon's eyes narrow and his lips tighten into a thin line.
"Nope. Never."
>Anon then reclines back and cracks his book back open, leaving Twilight tilting her head in confusion.

>The joy of the neckbeards turns sour before long.
>Their enthusiasm, vast (sometimes invasive) knowledge of MLP, and poor social skills alienates most of the town. But that's not the worst part.
>Anonymous already did everything and met everyone.
>He's gone on adventures, befriended countless ponies, bettered himself in both body and mind, saved the world a time or two, and maybe even settled down with his waifu. He's a figure on par with the Elements or Princesses.
>Anon set the bar for "being human" so unfairly high that the neckbeards have no hope of leaving his shadow.
>All they hear is "Anon could have done it better." "Why can't you be like Anon?" "Are you SURE you're a human?" and the like.
>The paradise they dreamed of turns out to a poorly disguised hell.

>>25951957
Please.
PLEASE be the case!

>>25949127
Bump for this!

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>>25944610
Where's ma rifle?!

>A mysterious portal opens in the center of Ponyville
>Suddenly, a huge hoard mindlessly manic, pony crazed Bronies stream through portal like a changeling attack.
>Princess Twilight Sparkle screams at the sight.
>"Wha' th' hell are them ugly, pink, hairy thangs?" mutters Apple Jack in horrified shock.
"I don't know but I think we should all be scared!" gasps Fluttershy as she watches the massive, river-like flow of fat and badly dressed humans streaming in screaming like delighted little girls.

Seeing the brightly pastel colored equine creatures, the mindlessly ecstatic bronies run up to the nearest ponies and begin hugging them, producing pony reactions of epic cringe-worthiness hitherto unseen in Equestria.
Suddenly Moonbutt!
"Oh, noes! It's all my fault!" she screams, horrified, "I was punishing myself again for all the stupid shit I still haven't forgiven myself for and this happened! Please don't hate me!"

>>25953579
"We don't hate you. We could never hate you," screams Purplesmart, barely audible over the enormous din of squealing bronies who are now racing about the town square hugging every pony in sight producing pony reactions ranging from grimaces of horrified disgust to enormous projectile vomiting.

Suddenly Celestia!

"I'll take care of this!" she shouts as she begins blasting the bronies into oblivion and dust with her magic.

"Wait! Stop! You can't kill them! They're sentient beings!" shouts an alarmed and horrified Purplesmart.

"They're not sentient! Do sentient beings behave like this? They're bronies! Blast them!" shouts an enraged Celestia as she continues to reduce the mindless brony hoard to dust and ashes.

"Oh, yeah. you're right. Here, let me help you," shouts Purplesmart as she, too, begins to obliterate the odd, fat, pink, badly dressed hairy things with less regard than if they were parasprites.

Soon, Cadance joins the fray and together, the three princesses continue to blast the mindlessly streaming hoard with great dispach. Even Trixie, realizing the great danger these retarded, monkey-like cringe lords present, also joins battle against the helpless, mindless, aspie squealing hoard.

Soon, and much to the great and enormous relief of the Princesses, all the town residents and even Trixie, the strange, ape-like creatures have been reduced to smoldering cinders.

The battle over, Twilight turns to a horribly guilt ridden Moonbutt.

"How did this happen?" asked Twilight.

"I'm so sorry!" muttered Moonbutt in great shame, "I was feeling the need to punish myself for more stuff I did over a thousand years ago and, while doing a spell to create another thing like the Tantibus I opened that portal, instead, letting those horrible creatures in."

"Well, at least it's over and you didn't do any real harm," smiled Celestia reassuringly to her little sister.

"You're right," sighed Moonbutt, feeling a little better, "but I'll have to be a lot more careful from now on. No more spells that include..

>No Hands Fapping!"

>Happy New Year you aspie fucks! :P

>>25951017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E

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>>25944749
>>25945122
>There are women in 20XX+ that would cuck a man with facial aesthetics as great as M00t.

>>25953676
but i though moot was cucked by her girlfriend in her facebook

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>>25953720
That was some weird shit.
/pol/ was a fucking mess afterward...
Even worse than usual.

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>>25951957

>>25953764
Yeah, fun stuff what came after.

>>25950930
I suddenly need this.

Writefag please.

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>>25945490
Great now I have to replay it

bamp

I swear there was a story like this once. Anon popped out of a pool with a bunch of autists or something. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

bumpsuru anon kun

>>25951170
>Anon has killed 299,999 bronies
>He only needs one more before Equestria is saved
>The rest of Equestria sees him as a monster, comparing him to Ahoof Bitler, the stallion who killed 6 trillion griffons
>Celestia and the mane 6 are personally guarding the last brony in her castle
>The castle itself is surrounded 24/7 by legions of guards
How do you do it, Anons? How do you save Equestria from autism?

>>25955920
We attack from underground.
Start digging.

>>25955920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs

>>25955920
>send bomb into package labeled "From bad dragon"
>neckbeard runs frantically to open the box

>>25955920
>Anon was a soldier in MSF
>One of the firsts pupils of BB

You know how this ends Anon

>>25944788
see ?
>>25945764
Educate yourself you shitlord.

Bemp!

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>>25947075
>"A-Anon please I'm still sore from yesterday's session..."

>>25956124
>Anon CQC' s the fuck out of every guard there, slamming them on the ground, choking them out, or just straight up punches them out.
>Anon gets to the last brony
>"M-Monster! Just who do you think you are?!"
" I was an elite soldier back in MSF. "
>"what?"
>Anon grabs hold of the brony and whispers
"I was the cook"
>Anon snaps his neck
>I'M NUUUUUUUUUUCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRR.jpg

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>>25958193
>pony died
>heroism -60
>pony died
>heroism -60
>pony died
>heroism -60
>pony died
>heroism -60
>pony died
>heroism -60
>pony died
>heroism -60
>pony died
>heroism -60
>pony died
>heroism -60

>>25958334
>Celestia looks in horror at the corpse of the last brony in front of her
>"Who did this?!"
>"Such a lust for revenge! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"

>>25958513
>BOSS GET DOWN
>that's a pegasi patrol
>one hug from it could snap a man in half

>>25945873
oh lord
my nostalgia

>>25958193
All the bronies are dead.
Equestria is safe from their autistic disease.
You're the last human there.

What happens now?

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>>25958193
Fuckink kek

>>25959925
We fuck the bad poosy.

>>25960293
but the ponis are piss that you kill the autism

>>25959925
You've saved Equestria, anon.

But at what cost? Everyone now thinks that you're worse than Hitler, and that you massacred your own kind. No one knows the truth but you. You try to explain to them that what you did was for the greater good, but they won't listen. They only want to see you hang for your crimes.

So you do the one thing that you can.

Run.

>>25945650
>"I'll SUCK YA'LL's COCK IF'N YA'LL HELP ON THE FARM!"
Did Big Mac say that?

>>25944629
>moot quit because he found a portal to Equestria

>>25960382
Considering we've been fighting like Big Boss this entire time, there's only one thing we can do at this point.

We join up with any ponies that'll believe us, we escape to a land outside Equestria, and we build Outer Hayven.

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>>25960714
who is the huey of equestria?

>>25960758
Lyra.

The obsession with bipedal creatures is astoundingly similar.

Counter question, what about Kaz? Or Ocelot?

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>>25961167
> YOU KEEP CALLING ANON A MONKEY BUT HE'S NOT
>HE'S A HUMAN

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>>25958193
Kek

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>>25958193
>I was the cook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbhlGzQkUUY

Bemp for BB!

>>25958193
topkek lad

If they want to cum in dash yes. It's 4chan run