*poof* you are in Equestria! *poof* you are an infant without

>Retard hoars first to find baby
He's dead, Jim.

>>25925194
Now Now. I bet she makes great pone mom.

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>>25925160

>poof

Bruce: 'Rule 1: No Pooftahs!'

>>25925160
Well, this could go either way, really.

It all depends on how smart you think Derpy is.

>>25925969
I say we go with clumsy derpy who is slightly ditsty. But whateever your headcanon allows.

>>25925160
In before this thread becomes fascinated with breastfeeding

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>>25925160
*ding*
>oh boy my cake is ready for anonbabby and me to enjoy

the end

>>25925992
I give zero shits in the direction this thread goes in.

>>25925992
mlp ponies don't have breasts!

>>25926005
Just a prediction
Crotchtits too, probably

>>25925999
That sound is a flat line, Ms. Hooves.

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>>25926006

>>25926006
NORMAL

MAMMALIAN

REPRODUCTION

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>>25925999
But it wasn't a cake!

It was the BAAAAABYYYYY!

>>25925160
I strive to become Equestrias most powerful and friendly lich

>>25925160
>You will never be the adopted son of Derp horse.
>You will never help her deliver the mail on the weekends.
>You will never come home from a bad day to find fresh muffins waiting for you.
>You will never see how proud she is when you graduate.
>You will never care for her as she gets older.
>You will never sit by her deathbed, comforting her as she passes away.
>You will never hear her say that she loves you.

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>>25926196
I came here to fap to shota porn not feel.

>>25926006
I think all mammals have breasts. Though most don't produce milk from that area. Ponies have teats by their groin.

Just when I thought this board couldn't get more degenerate.

>>25926327
This is actually a rehash thread. What /mlp/ have you been visiting for the past three years? It sounds nice.

>>25926391
not been visiting at all. Just saw it on the front page in popular posts.

>>25926464
You know where the door is. Try not to let it hit you in the ass on the way out, m'kay?

>>25926484
okay, have fun in your wild, coma-like delusions

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>>25926518
Check out the tulpa threads on the way out

>>25926464
Oh. I was wondering, out of all the threads on the board, why you would point this one out as being a sign of degeneration. I mean, this is small potatoes. But that makes sense.

Fuckin tourist.

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>>25926518
Will do! You have fun doing... whatever it is you like to do!

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>>25926196