More draw prompt!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, preparing for, or cleaning up, the holidays.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136103210768/
The Apple family of Ponyville visited the Pie family of... wherever they're listed as living, besides their family farm. Pinkie's family does seem rather rustic, but even as simple as their means are, there's some evidence they aren't totally cut off from a greater community. Train stations and choosing stones generally do need more than a single family for justification. So did the visiting Apples get to see the local town, presuming there was one? How must it look in winter? Is the whole place centered around rocks?
>>25917151
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Hello, mlpg, it is I, your savior, Crayola McGofast.
>>25923107
That's such a pretty picand a really nice ship too
Rainbow Dash is my very best friend.
>>25923167
she is also a really nice pony too
>>25923150
it's as good a ship as dashcord
How chubby is your waifu?
Does this thread smell kind of blue to you?
>>25923219
Very
>>25923107
>wherever they're listed as living, besides their family farm
Did none of the maps have an indicator for their farm to give us an idea where it's located?
>>25923219
Perfectly.
>>25923182
>dashcord
>>25923232
It's on the castle map, but just as an oversized farm - it's like the size of manehattan.
>>25923244
>He still hasn't colored the other sketch of Pinkie as Junkrat.
I hate when that happens.
>>25923262
>>25923262
>>25923043
>>25923147
thats right. i did another drawer pony after all this time.
yer welcum
>>25923222
It smells really nice so yes
>>25923288
man what a fast drawer pon
>>25923288
just filter the word stallion already dude
Pony is infected with some sort of lewdness parasite.
DO THE PROMPT
>>25923306
sometimes I'm really tempted to do this
but then I remember I already have a million filters that hide half of the thread
>>25923319
I'll do it next year
>>25923323
You'll do it today.
>>25923298
4u
>>25923307
unfhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/279277/equestria-girls-horrifying-mind-worms-are-magic
>>25923321
just do it and let me stallionpost in peace
>>25923319
Maybe later.I'm in the middle of doing something I'm gonna regret.
>>25923323
Yesterday, you said tomorrow...
>>25923360
Don't put your dick in the blender Anon
>>25923355
this is how applebloom was made
>>25923330
>>25923364
>>25923384
Fuck off Shia
I'll do it next year, I have to prepare for new year's eve
>>25923360what is it, anon
>>25923395something lewd
>>25923418Does it involve... butt touching?
>>25923418
Remember to clean the cum off your plushie, Anon.
>>25923418
>3 minutes
aaaaaand flutterbutter done. dunno why i didnt pop these out sooner. geez.
>>25923404
Oh no, the ponies are spontaneously multiplying!
>>25923428maybe
>>25923418can I see
>>25923467
Appledan please
>>25923463
why is tinyyellow in my drawer
why does she have that expression
>>25923474
who wants to go pony slapping with me
Pony curls up into a tight ball on your lap. Pat, pat, pat the pony.
>>25923481
She thought it was her litter box.
>>25923499finish the thing
I need it
>>25923288
>>25923463
thanks bb
>>25923520
I want to fuck that loli goddess
-urp-
>>25923496
>>25923538
In your dreams
>>25923549
Way ahead of you, Viridi dear
>>25923499
GayI like thing
evens draw
odds lazy
>>25923499
Who's that pone?
>>25923582
I don't know yet.
>>25923562
smudge an ultrashit
>>25923481
>>25923519
dont question tiny pony
tiny pony dont give a fuck
>>25923238
I'll ship it.
i want to replace all of the mlp comic writers with the rickandmorty comic writers.
>>25923615
vote for pip he promises stronger filly gates around all borders
>>25923615
That's what happens when you outsource your filly fencing to fillies.
>>25923530
np
now with my magnum opus complete i can vanish into the ether satisfied that i have fulfilled my final master work.
>>25923639
But I support an open filly policy in the bedroom
>>25923639
Only because he's small enough to walk through them.
So once you've got all the fillies penned up he'll be the only one that has unfettered access.
>>25923653
aj and dash git out
the rest can stay
>>25923653
Oh man, the things I would do to have a drawer full of little, colourful, pones!
>>25923653
>close the drawer
>>25923653
You forgot Sunset and Starlight.
>>25923653
why are they all taking a shit in anons closet
>>25923687
nah fuck that. mane six represent.
>>25923670
i gotchu famicorn
>>25923725
Starlight is part of the mane 6 now though.
>>25923725
can you fill the drawer with only raritys
>>25923734sssshssssshshutup
SHAI'HULUD
>>25923738
no probs
>>25923816
boopin, huh?
>>25923821
I bet you can't fit 100 Rarities into the drawer.
>>25923821
ohh yeah thats the good stuff
>>25923824
horses have terrible taste in music
https://youtu.be/WSNI9Uo-Xw8
>>25923812
Shoo, shoo... you're getting a new book in 2016.
Shush before then.
>>25923837
Dubstep Nightcore remix when?!
>>25923837
That's actually pretty patrician
colt butts
filly butts
mare butts
stallion butts
An Illustrated Novel by anon
>>25923828
so wrong
>>25923887
Come on dude, that's barely 40
>>25923874
>No cutie mark
how lewd
Pony has this habit of watching and reading motivational stuff and feeling great about her potential but doesn't actually do anything with it.
>>25923837
I bet /mu/ would approve.
>>25923898
She's a cute pony, she doesn't have to do anything but lie there and be cute
>>25923924
>>>/trash/
It began on the streets of South Canterlot!
It's taken over the world!
The Beat 102.7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV5E-XDjqHE
>>25923893
i wish
>>25923932mom pls
>>25923887
they are really packed tight ass to vag in there
>>25923917
Pony says that she's more than that. She has ideas and stuff.
>>25923980
QUICK USE YOUR COMBAT CUDDLE
>>25923973
bap pony
I don't need that stuff
>>25923928
Haha, cultural enrichment.
the exact moment the *noises* meme died for me
>>25923995
>>25923985
I DIDN'T PUT ANY POINTS IN CUDDALITY THOUGH
>>25923944
gonna have to jimmy a pinkie in there to pick one out.
alrighty, moving on. can't be fooling with that no more. i can't handle drawing with a mouse any these days.
>>25923995
horse wife was kind of fun at the beginning, but honestly it got stale fast
>>25923973
And I'm sure they're just adorable ideas
>>25923995
He's usually better at it, that's just bad
>a group of mares will never laugh at you
>>25924057
That's right, they know better
>>25924057
I hate the sound of laughter
>>25924057
>giggly mares
the cutest thing
>>25923687
>>25923734
thought about it for a tic and then remembered i just finished drawing a request with a much better main six pony than either of those just last thread.
http://i.imgur.com/AGjPkQy.png
warning: shits lewd
>>25924086
why are they all blushing?
Filly is unused to the absence of her heartbeat.
>>25924119
salty milk and coins
>>25924112
Are you going to post it or?
>>25924112
DAMN THAT'S LEWD
>>25924136
I asked why they were blushing, not what their cum tastes like
>>25924139
i gave the imgur link.
what do you take me for? someone who doesn't go to a christian image board?
>>25924147
But you said you drew something with a better mane 6 candidate, then you posted something else.
>>25923499
Oh hey looks like a stallion horse
interesting
>>25924163
Are you blind or something?
>>25924163
>not liking moondancer
> 2016 - 2 days
>>25924177
>Not feeling Pinkie Keen
>2015.9
>>25924192
>you will never feel Pinkie's keen
>Not liking ponies
>The year 20XX
UH OH
>>25924219
oh this is bad
>>25924219
tone it down Bumpkin you are going to go blind
>>25924209
>20XX
I don't see any super fighting robots.
>>25924228
oh no
it's beginning to spread
>>25924252
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
>>25924119
They're buzzed my friend
>>25924252
>>25924272
dang that mare on the bottom left is thick yo
>>25924294
>not being faithful to your waifu
>>25924294
you know you want to touch it
>>25924304
I JUST POINTED IT OUT
WHAT
Pony shrieks as she's led off to the waifu processing center.
>>25924315
SOMEONE SAVE HER
>>25924379
OH NO
I WASN'T LOOKING AT THE CLOCK
DON'T TELL ME IT'S TIME ALREADY
>>25924219
Well memed
>>25924394It's time.http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>25924408
Mouth hugs?
look out
shark
>>25924439
oh nooo
>>25924439
Oh no
>>25924439
>>25924439
PANIC!
>>25924449
its times like these its good to have a quiet place to getaway
>>25924439
It's okay, that one is part of the Great Cute family, it's harmless, if a bit adorable.
>Rainbow Dash can garner sympathy for her sleepy tortoise all she wants
>but she's gonna have to do it -legally-
>>25924454
Tipping this horse.
>>25924455
Sharks have very sensitive noses. In the event of a pony shark attack simply boop.
>>25924492
draw minotaurs
>>25924498
We have pegasus ponies being LIED to...
We have Elements of Harmony being LIED to and betrayed
Misdirected geese all over the place, who I love by the way!
>>25924540
make me
>>25924558
Draw minotaurs or I'll post those pics you told me never to post.
>>25924558
>>25924567
better do it, cc, anon ain't for tricks
>>25924567
which ones? i have a lot to hide
YOU'RE telling ME
that she couldn't have taken a vacation, given herself three months of leave, being the captain and all, to a tropical island?
We're talking about a pony who lives in a house made of thin air here, don't tell me she doesn't have the real estate
>trumpposting
>>25924558
>>25924593ride the bull
Fillies' reflection is moving on its own again. You should really get that looked at.
>>25924606
I wouldn't worry about it
Cadance just asked me why I don't have a marefriend.
>>25924580
The ones with the banana.
>>25924642
So what did you tell her?
>>25924642
Ask her out dude
>>25924606
What if she's just looking at her twin sister?
>>25924408
So she's paying for the hug, right?
>>25924668
Twin fillies probably get into all kinds of mischief
more so than fillies in general I mean
>>25924654
i dont think i've ever made a picture with a banana.
ya almost had me worried, anon. almost.
>>25924691
>>25924691
Have we seen any twins? Besides the spa sisters and that's only sort of.
>>25924707
The Cake twins.
>>25923995
That meme died long ago
>>25924041
It's fanart from another guy
>>25924707
The cake babies
>>25924698
>literally thought this was supposed to be femsnips and femsnails the first few times I saw it
>>25924691
the one on the right is hella cute
would cuddle
>>25924707
>>25924707
You can't necessarily tell twins just from looking at them. Flim and Flam, Gold and Red delicious could be as well, the spa ponies, Flitter and cloudchaser, etc. The cake twins are the only ones that have been specifically named though.
I like to think the Delicious brothers are though if only to give us a pair of normal background stallion pone twin brothers. Not fond of Flim and Flam's puppet
Horses of Unusual Size.
>>25924727
She is pretty cute indeed, and sure likes to hang out with her buddy there
>>25924696
Then it'll be the dick pic.
>>25924746
Tons of fun!
>>25924764
but im apretty mare
>>25924776
>kill me
>>25924698
I wonder what kind of shenanigans those fillies get up to
>read a fanfic
>the story is kinda good so far
>but the writing is fucking awful
I don't know what I expected
>>25924800
I'll never understand whats so difficult about writing in proper fucking English.
>>25924826
Would you proofread someone's fanfic for them?
>>25924776
Poor pony.
>>25924826
Most people just can't right good
ONE YEAR
>>25924826
How many languages do you speak?
Because a lot of the people writing that stuff probably aren't native speakers.
>>25924842
She's faking just like with Tank
>>25924826
I'm pretty sure it's just people not re-reading their first draft before posting it
>>25924826
Poetry.
>>25924826
I've seen people with multiple proofreaders still shitting out stories that read like they were written by 10 year olds, it's amazing
english isn't my first language btw
>>25924854
Have you gotten a load of the native speakers
>>25924846
stop that anonymous
stop that right now
>>25924865
one of the many reason i never put anything i've written online. i could nenver stop re-reading it and picking it a part. so i just take my ideas and apply them to a visual medium now.
>>25924826
I feel like a lot of people who write haven't been avid readers of novels.
They just read newspaper articles, blog posts and videogame lore logs
odds: vidya stram
evens: draw stram
dubs: beb
>>25924909
have fun with vidya, nerd
>>25924884
If your proofreaders are bad or just pushovers who don't actually point out your mistakes it's kind of understandable, I guess
>>25924854
>Because a lot of the people writing that stuff probably aren't native speakers.
Yeah, I'm not buying this.
>>25924927
You'd be surprised how many people online aren't American
>>25924923
Not just that, proof-reading also takes a while if you do it properlyso, not just looking for typos but also checking where you could improve something
I doubt any people are motivated enough to do that.
>>25924901
and some of us who are avid readers, such as myself, still suck at it
>>25924948
>any
*many
>>25924948
shit, i even hired cosmo to do my college final's essay for me.
>>25924927
Dude, most non-native speakers can barely have a conversation in English
>>25924939
Since when do only Americans speak English?
>>25924901
I read a lot, and I've tried writing.
It's similar to drawing in that I can easily spot when someone else is doing it wrong but I can't stop myself from making similar mistakes.
>>25924961
THANKS, JAPAN
NEXT STEP: FUCKABLE PONES
http://www.bcnstar.com/gadgets/japanese-researchers-create-holograms-you-can-touch/
>>25924948
I'd probably do it if I knew the author or liked the story
>>25924800
>>25924826
>tfw want to write but don't know if it's good or bad
>afraid it's total shit and people are just being nice
>being trained wrong as a joke
>>25924964
>always thought my English is atrocious
>horrible accent, limited vocabulary
>listen to other people from my country attempting to speak English
Maybe I'm not that bad at it after all.
>>25924967
I never said only Americans speak English
>>25924972
i don't regret it. it got an a+
what i do regret is ever going to college in the first place. debt sucks
>>25924987
>have a nice idea for a story
>start writing
>re-write the first paragraph until I give up and do something else
>>25924987
when in doubt, throw your story to the wolves anonymously and sit back and watch what happens
>>25924987
Just write. You don't get better by being afraid to start.
And do you seriously think we wouldn't shit on it given the chance?
>>25924974
If it's bizarre sex fantasies you want invest more in VR. More bang for the buck.
>>25925005
You're overthinking it, make a puke draft of the whole thing then polish it. That's how pros do it, it will always be shittier as a first draft.
>>25925024
But I don't want to bang a male deer
>>25925033
get a load of this guy
>>25924982
I did it a few times. Though the author was also rather competent so I didn't have to do too much. For some of the fanfics I saw you'd have to essentially rewrite them completely.
>>25925005
>>25924888
CAN'T STOP
>>25924987
The internet's really bad at offering balanced critique.
You're really only guaranteed to get good feedback from someone who's higher in status than you, i.e., a professional. They have no reason to kiss your ass nor any desire to tear you down because you're already below them.
>>25925033
>not wanting to slide your dick into his incredibly tight hole
gay
>>25925033
ho ho ho
nicely memed anon
>>25925064
Fuck you for reminding me this was a thing.
I bought another one of these blind bags.
If it's more shit like this I'm done.
>>25925063
Critique is a skill unto itself. I've talked to people that are skilled (in anything from drawing or playing video games or music) and they say they don't know how to teach what they're doing.
>>25925063
I've found that you get the best feedback from people roughly on your level
Pros won't respond to you and people who have no idea what they're talking about won't have anything better to say than "it's good" or "it's shit"
Then again, it might be different for writers
>>25925064
Can you believe we didn't get any lewd doe greens out of all that?I can because this board is gay as fuck.
>>25925085
Damn
>>25925086These kind of 'comics' always seem super awkward to me. That's essentially just very basic human interaction, you should have learned that as a child already.
>>25925086
>Douchebag
>Evildoer
We have those guys here
>>25925111
Plenty of people know how to behave and choose to be dicks for laughs. Not everyone who misbehaves has brain problems.
>>25925085
Why is gimp-Spikes face melting?
>>25925109
the gays keep inviting every other undesirables, like the deluded trannies
>>25925126
I doubt they will change their behavior just because someone showed them that picture though.
>>25925102
>Sir please stop petting the Pinkie
>I can't help it
>It's a large mexican man in a costume sir
>Don't ruin this for me.
>>25925085
That's two black Spikes in a row.
Other people use this kind of luck to get killed while using public transportation, anon.
Be happy it's just a figurine you can most likely trade with someone.
>>25925148
It's like trying to get the right toy at McDonalds
>>25925111
Sad to say that common sense isn't common. And when you don't have social skills, you don't know you're doing it wrong. It's getting to that critical point to know the golden rule and why it's so important.
>>25925126
That's one of the downsides of anonymity. But there must be some catharsis in being an ass without consequences. Forcing yourself to act a certain way because of work or family or society can build stress.
ACCEPTABLE
>>25925086
or the not internet obsessed method of just reading and weeding out what is relevant and ignoring the rest
I agree with the other anon, this is the stuff you go through in school. I remember when people got antsy at some drawings, I couldn't get what they found wrong with it so it was left alone and that was that
Go now while the fillies AT field is weak!
>>25925186
Are those vinyl figurines?
They look like it, but they seem kind of small
>>25925186
What a cutie
>>25925111
Autists use the internet and need life manuals
news at 11
>>25923404
*slide whistling intensifies*
>>25925126
The people who can't tell the difference bother me more than those who cause the trouble in the first place. The ones who instigate it at least have an excuse of doing it for laughs, but it is replying to them that satiates their need for recognition, and perpetuates the cycle. It's futile, I feel like even being aware of it is more attention than it deserves.
I honestly think I'm autistic, MLPG
>>25925211
It's a mini vinyl blind bag, all the quality of the big ones shrunk down and shoved into garbage bags with no breathing holes.
>>25925217
>>25925217
>>25925242
PONY
TONGUES
>>25925239
>>with no breathing holes.
>they are dead on arrival
>>25925205
IT ALL REVERTS TO NOTHING
AND IT KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOWWWN
As Starlight Glimmer spreads her planet sized wings and absorbs every cutie mark into Fillith's Black Egg for the Master Cutie Mark in her Pony Instrumentality Project
how do people not like anime, they have such unique concepts
>>25925175
>Forcing yourself to act a certain way because of work or family or society can build stress.
Well boo fucking hoo for them
>>25925086
>also the game
>>25925273
I haven't seen this shitty fucking meme in years
>>25925268
Then colt has a three hour long therapy session in his head and all his friends clop their little hooves for him.
Later he starts to choke Rainbow Dash.
>>25925227
People disagree
no matter how comfortable your vacuum is, there will always be conflict. We have literal thousands of years of historical precedence to back that up. No the My Little Pony General is not magically exempt from that
>>25925268
>>25925234
>>25925281
someone set us up this hothead
work eat sleep repeat
work eat sleep repeat
work eat sleep repeat
ive been doing this for years mlpg
work eat sleep repeat
I can't take it anymore
I have no friends I have no one, im losing interest in everything. i have my new handgun, loaded.
work eat sleep is all i do
I can't ...
good bye
>>25925227
You've failed to account for the fact that they will also reply to themselves.
>>25925373
See you on the other side.
>>25925373
Stream it, faggot.
>>25925341
IS THAT A HORSECOCK
>>25925373
>>25925380
That's really sad.
>>25925344
But that is intentional if you ever watched the last season.
Monk was still neurotic and super OCD, but he didn't let the little things bother him as much.
>>25925391
It's pretty fucking clearly a hoof
It doesn't even look like a horsecock
>>25925373
you're going to become a famous gun salesman? good for following your passion!
>>25925394
>if you ever watched the last season.
I didn't.
And now it's actually a lot less funny...
>>25925407
>Lord of Pone, starring Anon
>>25925373
Ya but at least stoic5 posted a couple days ago
TRAITOR
>>25925451
SHE MADE ME BOOP HER I SWEAR
>>25925425
You better not be rusing me you fuck
>>25925373
The finale isn't even done yet you doofus
geez what a case for fascism, a wide world and still people don't have something to look forward to
people need a purpose
>>25925458
I'll boop you alright.
>>25925373
>>25925425
If I ever abandon my tumblr I'll just preload 5-6 pictures into the queue, talking about how I am going to come back, and have them spread out over the next 2 years
>>25925501
I don't know if I really want Andy to be le reply man
>>25925506
just abandon it
I did
should delete it someday, it's full of porn
>>25925373
YOU DON'T EVEN WANK
NO WONDER YOUR LIFE SUCKS
>>25925341
you cant post horse penis here
>>25925070
One of my favorite parts of the finale.
I WANT TO MARRY SUNSET LADS
>>25925471
Nah, somethings are held to a higher standard. My favorite artist is one
>>25925506
But why
>>25925626
>But why
It will be the first step on my road to becoming a super villain
All I want is a pony gf
>>25925471
http://stoicfive.tumblr.com/
>>25925639
Can you give me your evil speech as you give time to the hero to escape monologue?
>>25925643
I dreamt of snuggling with a real horse
They are fuck ton huge
>>25925678
I'll just shoot the hero right away.
In the head, to make sure that they don't stand up again once I look away.
>>25925689
I think it just comes down to many of us being lonely people who just want to feel like someone or something out there cares about us and wants to see us happy and succeed in life.
...
And now I've made myself sad.
>>25925689
that doesn't seem so bad
Why didn't RD just vacation at this canon beach for the winter instead of betraying her friends?
>>25925643
>tfw no thick girl like Sugar
>tfw no subby stallion with huge bits
>tfw nomeaningful relationship with a significant other
>>25925693
Oh shit, we got a real villain here!
>>25925730
Well duh, anon. Humans are herd animals.
>>25925746
It was great, warm, huge loving and gentle.
>>25925760
>herd animals
What's your fursona's name and story?
>>25925751
Anon are you going for the most autistic anon award for 2015?
Because twilight wings anon won already. I do give you an honorable mention
>>25925772
Don't respond dingus
>>25925772
And are YOU trying for most ironic post of 2015?
Don't forget to set your filly to vibrate so she doesn't wake herself up.
>>25925771
MURRRRRRRR
>>25925777
Oh ya, it's been awhile since I posted here. I always had the badhabit of cataloging and naming shitposters. Also in 4 don't reply inception
>>25925772
It's a legitimate question. The twilight wings guy was already proven wrong
>>25925791
I don't see the irony.
>>25925797
Because she's an eco terrorist. Isn't that the point of asking all these times?
>>25925795
Ok and story?
>>25925813
Shiny, you are an autist
>>25925752
Sugar is old news, Trish is the new hotness.
>>25925849
The furry trash boards mascot?
>>25925826
Oh right. Cheers~
It is great forgetting about it.
>>25925819
Last surviving changeling of a dead hive?
I didn't know it would sound so edgy.
>>25925813
That's what we have to assume, since the episode doesn't make sense in any other context
>>25925746
Pony is simultaneously big and little pony at the same time.
>>25925900
So....then what ever is the point?
What do you think these horses are talking about?
>>25925872
Damn right.
>>25925933
"So, are you gonna buy that new sweater?"
"Yeah, I think I will."
>>25925933
Background ponies only talk in emoticons. So I would say
>>25925948
luckily neither horse does such horribly uncute things, so we are safe
Sugar x Amethyst x Alphys x Trish where?
>>25925933
gay horse sex
>>25925933
straight horse sex
>>25925981
but that's illegal
>>25925987
but that's illegal
>>25925933
"How about that no-collar party Noteworthy threw yesterday"
"It was amazing! I hope he throws another one for Apple Cinnamon's Wear-Some-Clothes shindig too"
>>25925981
I hate that I can say I can see a irl version so clearly in my mind...the bottom with a hard on...
>>25925988
Ponying Ponies is illegal, anon. Gay horse sex isn't
>>25926013
>>25925981
Stop pandering!
>>25926033
both are perfectly legal if you are a pony anonymous
>>25925849
Does that mean I get her all to myself?
Mission Objectives:Prevent the ponies from being ponied
>>>/f/2987421
>>25926126
You will fail
SHAKE YOUR TAIL 'CAUSE WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT
>>25926126
Define ponying.
feral nyx
>>25926261
mane-iac a sexy
>>25926261
whoa that's unf
>>25926261
I prefer adolescent Spike for homolewdsEspecially when he's got that hoodie on
>>25926248
Anthro nyx
Dim sum is 100 times better
>>25926292
I prefer shumai
>>25926283
Futa nyx
>>25926300
I knew we could come to some kind of resolution.
>>25926299
Dim sum》》》>>>>Spike
>>25926299
shumai is a dim sum dish, anon
Objective:
Protect her smile.
Hyper ball futa feral Dim Sum
>>25926337
FUCK
How did you know it was me...
Also, unf
>>25926345
God dammit EA
Hark my hallowed favors now.
To my will you shall bow.
The stars are part of my name.
And I will not bring me shame.
Singing out to the moon.
And with her I attune.
Crying out with the sun.
And with her I am done.
You will see who I am.
A true princess deep within.
My magic knows me better.
This is my final letter.
>>25926353
No, no. I don't find the idea of anon getting of on my posts appealing.
I think she likes it!
>>25926491
It doesn't look like it
but you never know
>>25926491
She is pissed off because you missed.
Damn shame
pony should pony pony
Trixie is a very cute pony. I would like to ask her out on a date someday.
I am going to molest the filly
>>25926615
Never
>>25926631
https://derpibooru.org/1029826?scope=scpef6e1ccf68492445bb99b58f7df252392b09ba75c
>>25926634
I'm going to get nyx to zap you out of existance.
Do you think any of the characters read "Pony Romance Novels", the kinds that have "vivid details"?
>>25926672
Like cuddling with the lights off for the sole purpose of friendship?
>>25926725
That's okay pony, just as long as you don't spray it with urine to mark your territory.
>>25926725
You can just come when I'm actually home Dash, I want a pony hug
>>25926666
Thanks megasatan.
Anons new cutie mark massages are really popular.
Especially the internal ones.
Would you analize your waifu?
I still can't believe they killed Apple Bloom off
>>25924961
it was a fun essay to write
>this is what writefags actually think
>>25926725
hrrng
HHNGG
>>25926930
It just her nesting instincts kicking in. When you mate for life, settling down can be a bit of a process.
>>25926725
How the fuck did you get into my home?
>>25926944
I wonder if nesting pegasi realize how adorable they are.
Filly can't even right now.
I know mlpg won't like this, butRainbow Dash is not my waifu
>>25926958
Griffons nest, but pegasi nesting isn't canon
>>25926972
>Twilight built a book nest
>>25926985
Not a pegasus
How do earth ponies nest?
>>25926968
>"you... you don't like me?"
>>25927010
No, only as a friend
>>25926906
I thought Princess Lunawoke her up inside.
>>25927003
She has wings, close enough.
>>25927006
With piles of hay.
Looking at the Who's Who page is like walking through a graveyard.
I'm glad everyone's dead.
>>25927021
The wings will be gone in season 6
>>25927003
>>25927021
>With piles of hay.
Packed with mud. And shit when low on mud.
Man I really need watch all the episodes I missed this season.
Remember if the pony corners you play dead, it will think that it's time for bed and fall asleep beside you.
>tfw no beach/changeling episode
>>25927096
Can I hug it then? Is it safe?
>>25927087
bait alert
nobody reply
>>25927129
I'm replying just for you anon :3
>>25927087
>not watching all the episodes live
filthy
>>25927055
>tfw dedI mean, my thread on /unf/ is at least
Dress the ponies
Tickling
Dash'sCutie mark
>>25927055
R.I.P in pieces
>>25927159
hey, so are mine
rip in pizzas
HEY YOU
DRAW A PONY!
I bet pony flash sentry has a big dick
>>25927197
Is there anything that Rainbow Dash doesn't look stylish in?
>>25927258
What flavor pony?
>>25927277
GRAPE!
>>25925751
Anon
It would still be winter at the beach.
And even if it was a milder one, the turdle was going to hibernate anyway since that shit is hardwired into it's biology.
>>25927241
Hey-o, Cosmo!
Won't you draw a little something for, MLPG?
>>25927277
Nope. Dash looks good in just about everything.
Which is why Rarity constantly wants her to model for her.
Rainbow Dash is a very ugly pony.
>>25927308
Those little earmuffs are adorable.
Could you be a pimp to the Mane6?
Could you give me ideas so I can one day create a PonyPimp game in C#?
>>25927280
I will find a grape pone
>>25927297
Yes
Semester has ended, new desk has arrived, time to get back into it
>>25927328
I'll be your ideas guy if you give me all the credit and 70% of the profit
>>25927345
DID SOMEONE SAY GRAPE PONE?
>>25927354
Why do you post the ugliest ponies?
>>25927290
I WANT TO BE HARDWIRED INTO SUNBUN'S BIOLOGY LADS
>>25927328
I never understood what a pimp did. You basically protect your assets (the girls) and hold onto the money, right?
Do you need to locate your prostitutes in good spots? Do you buy them presents to pretty them up?
>>25927367
I pity you and your terrible near blindness anonymous
Its so sad
here is a totally adorable pony getting intimate with some vegetables to cheer you up
What if randumb was a fatfag
>>25927388
Good thing he isn't huh
>>25927388
Who says I'm not?
>>25927375
>SUNBUN'S BIOLOGY LADS
>>25927388
At least his pixel art would be better then Ross.
>>25927388
I don't like mixing pixel art with fetishes
I'm gettingfaster
>>25927378
I may be wrong here, but I think pimps offer protection, a space to practice, and they're the collective bank for the group (pod?) of hookers. The girls keep a certain percentage, and the pimp collects the rest to keep them productive as a whole which can go to new outfits, makeup, surgery, bail, etc. They probably also find new johns, secure territory, and keep the johns from abusing them.
Plus if you give money to a pimp first, you can't just fuck and run.
I think. I mean, I've never been a pimp before and I'm just assuming that's what pimps do.
Don't touch Holder's Boulder!
>>25927328
Pony Prostitute Positioning could be pretty strategic.
Rarity is high-end, high-maintenance with a low customer count but a big pay off for each customer serviced. Maybe even more of an escort service.
AJ could handle rougher customers, but still needs a break once in a while and needs to checked on more than others.
Fluttershy would constantly need to be checked on to make sure no one stole her. In fact, she might do better if she could stay in one spot and you brought the customers to her.
Pinkie Pie would provide high-volume fun but like to keep things fun. Maybe she goes through more rubbers because that's her kink.
I could see Dash going a few ways. She could be whatever you make her. Maybe her "stats" are randomized more than others.
>>25927462
There's definitely a game in there somewhere. Throw in some wacky Oregon Trail/Monopoly card randomness and you could make it a light-hearted game where the ocassional wacky or bleak thing happens.
>>25927486
FUCK YOU, MOM!
>>25927454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95eiMqWBtO4
>>25927486
I'M GONNA TOUCH IT
>>25927454
Nice! Pegasus pones, are radest poens.
>>25927486
I'l do more than just touch mr Holders boulders
>>25927290
So the exact same thing would've happened, but RD would've come to terms with it on her own. Without lying and getting angry at her friends who were just trying to help
>>25927486
And without destroying the snow facility.
Don't touch boulders holder!
>>25927544
>So the exact same thing would've happened,
Nah.
Tank would instinctively bury himself on the beach (while Dash was off taking a nap).
When the tide comes in, it drowns.
RIP turdle.
>>25927454
did you draw that in 10 seconds flat?
I am going to bury Holder's Boulder in twenty metres of snow.
>>25927601
ayyy
>>25927615
Are you going to do it in 10 seconds flat?
>>25927615
Rocks don't need to hibernate, Dash
>>25927615
as long as you don't touch it
>>25927615
>>25927630
I want to touch Dash and make her cum in 10 seconds flat.
>>25927638
[electric guitar music begins playing]
>>25927601
I'm going to touch that boulder holder.
>>25927646
Awesome as I Want to Be was a great song!
>>25927728
IT WAS SHIT
>>25927694
THATS A BASS
>>25927728
Yeah, I unironically like the song.
It's very Dash for her to sing about how awesome she is. There needed to be a song about it.
>>25927759
Applejack loves playing with her ass bass
>>25927759
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25927760
It was the first time we heard Rainbow Dash have a solo song, which some of us have been waiting since season one to hear. I'll Fly still feels like the real Rainbow Dash first, but it's awesome to hear her voice in any of her forms.
>>25927760
>"Rock out with your cock out!"
>"miss Dash you don't a c..."
>"WOO LOOK AT IT SPIN!"
>>25927829
inb4 terroristposter
>>25927889
Hey never let a shitposter stop you from talking about the show
Would youadopta diamond puppy?
>>25927929
I'd rather fuck a diamond dog bitch and have puppies with her
>>25927855
>>25927929
id rather be unbirthed by Luna and transformed in her womb into a diamond dog pup to then be birthed and suckle on her tits inbetween small puppy farts
>>25927889
it's time
>>25927929
no, they grow up ugly as fuck
I'd rather a skaven pup, which in retrospect aren't that different
but I like rodents, so fuck you
>>25927978
Time...?
>>25927978
Gloomy is such a lazy shit
>>25927954
I want to date this human!
>>25927978
They say it takes more muscles to frown than it does to turn into a pretty filly
>>25927954
>Tell Dash that constricting your testicles with tight fitting underwear lowers your sperm count and effects your hormone levels.
>She stops wearing panties and goes around with her nuts hanging freely.
>>25928013
Would you date human dash if she still liked to wear her horse panties?
>>25928030
nice shitpost
>>25927978
Isn't she supposed to be on a galactic scale, since it's the Yearlong Hiatus?
>>25927100
At least they got their cameo
>>25928030
get help
>>25928030
unf
>>25927387
We need more horsey lip action
>>25927993
time
>>25928043
who even knows
>>25928013
The dick would be such a *small* part of her though.
Could you deal with the spontaneous singing, her knee-jerk selfishness or her fucking AJ on the side?
>>25928097
>implying AJ would be anyone's side girl
Nigga you retarded.
>>25928089
Can I snuggle with them until it gets better?
>>25928097
I think the biggest problem is she's a teenage girl, and we're all adults in our twenties.
>>25928097
Rainbow Dash is a girl.
>>25928142
>shitposting this hard
>>25928111
AJ and Dash wouldn't be a steady thing. Dash would just get in the mood and get frisky with the tanned farm girl.
Then AJ falls for the blue girl every time and then she takes it up the butt.
>>25928123
Nigga, we're little girls.
And they've been in their senior year of high school for all three movies, stupidly enough. What a hell of a year.
Equestria University when.
>>25928148
Old enough to be her father
niiiiice
She was skinny before the party.
There aren't enough fillies ITT
Can it be that a white horse is not a horse?
>>25928209
>Celestia
>White
>>25928209
*pink horse
>>25928115
you can try
you might be there a while though
>>25928209
That's definitely the only way you could transport a Celestia. She certainly couldn't fit in the car.
>>25928252
>Using anon's leg as cover
das cute mayne
>>25928252
I wish I was able to sleep with ponies non-sexually
>>25928300
>you're just trying to snuggle with your filly non-sexually
>She won't stop trying to touch your junk
>Keep telling her to stop and go to sleep
Good night, all. It's been a pleasure.
The anarcho-ponies are trying to overturn society again.
>>25927829
Her solo in Gala was miles better than I'll Fly
>>25928339
Sleep tight.
is Rarity a cuckqueen?
>>25928339
Night dude, thanks for the arts
>>25928366
I want to play with those tiddies
>>25928369
It's called cuckquean and no. Spike is the cuck
>>25928369
Cuck
Is
Terrible
No
Matter
How
You
Slice
It
>>25927728
>>25927760
dash had a solo song in equestria girls?
and it was good?
link pls I wanna hear it
>>25928369
No.
If you have a dick not only will Rarity give you the time of day, she'll also suck your dick and cup your balls before you have a chance to thank her.
The only reason Rarity hasn't slept with Spike yet is becauseshe's not a pedophile.But someone had to make Spike's Rarity doll. She's grooming him because she's planning on taking those hemi penises on his legally adulthood birthday.
>>25928399It'd be kinda hot if my girlfriend wanted me to fuck other guys tho
>>25928424
In Rainbow Rocks; the only EqG movie that didn't feel like a waste of time to watch.
Her friends also seem really uninterested in the song too because it's all about her. It's great that it feels incredibly self-aware of how selfish and narcissistic she is. It's basically just her masturbating on stage with a guitar for a minute and making everyone watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V46wBBd5CM
You wouldn't think fucking a pony would be this difficult. Yet here we are.
>>25928424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWrHQszOsCA
Two milliseconds in google. Yeah it's pretty good
>>25928472
>Her friends also seem really uninterested in the song too because it's all about her. It's great that it feels incredibly self-aware of how selfish and narcissistic she is. It's basically just her masturbating on stage with a guitar for a minute and making everyone watch.
That IS kind of her attitude.
Listenin'
>>25928472
Oh. I forgot the song ended abruptly.
This is a fuller version of that scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqQtNjhhBco
The song ends abruptly because for bullshit plot reasons never explained playing music really well makes them "pony up" in the second movie. So they have to NOT do it in front of the bad guys, who are in the audience, until they're ready.
So what does Dash do? Play her god damn heart out about a song about herself. It's beautiful.
>>25928486
She has a solo song in Friendship Games as well.
youtube.com/watch?v=H8yvbLJ0C2g
>>25928484
>>25928472
>self aware
>20% cooler
Yeah EQG can get away with that stuff sometimes, but a lot of it seems out of place on the show
>>25928499
>Pony up
HOL UP
*grows pony ears*
>>25928525
SO YOU SAYIN
*grows pony tail*
>>25928512
>You're dating Dash
>She wants to make you cooler
>Rainbows are her thing so you need something else
>She decides that thing is flames
>Come home to all your old clothes in the trash
>Your entire wardrobe is flame-themed now
>She says you'll be 20% hotter now
>>25928606
Take them to Rarity to rework. They'll be flamboyant and weird but best to lean into it.
>>25928504
>people don't like this
This shit's fucking good
Hating this really is a meme baka
>>25928606
lock her in the doghouse for a week and only feed her pieces of the cut up flame-themed wardrobe
>>25928630
I think Ingram does great work for both FiM, and EqG.
>>25928630
I can tell the song is good but I'm not a fan of the school band sound or the school spirit theme. It's exactly what was called for for the scene though. So eeeh.
>>25928630
>how can people really hate "I'm better than all of my friends, look at me, look at me"?
Dashfags in
E
N
I
A
L
>>25928694
i'm not a dashfag though
I touched Holder's Boulder.
Sarah Jessica Parker is best princess.
>>25928525
>>25928576
So nobody in the EqG world seems too concerned that fucking magic is real?
>>25928694
That was pretty well done though, unlike the real malice and dysphoria Dash has shown towards her friends in the show
>>25928755
>Oh god someone spiked the punch again
>Oh god the kids are all looking at me.
>Say something.
>Have a crown.
>Don't mention the demon fight don't mention the animal ears don't mention the wings.
>Okay everyone looks happy I think.
>Need more of that punch.
filly is in her kirby costume
>>25928755
Celestia did not fucking care. She only exists in that movie to set the moral standard or something. The same shit happened in EQG 3
>Did anyone see that giant fucking portal open up during the contest?
>yeah well who cares!? You were being a mean principal!
>>25928712
Hope you sleep soundly tonight, anon
>>25928830
ooh and what are you gonna do
shortsheet his rock
>>25928688
Also god damn, Twilight's breasts are huge in that pic.
>>25928851
Do it Pinkie.
Kiss on Twilight.
do it!
>>25928806
That's Jigglepuff
https://press.discovery.com/us/dfc/programs/discovery-family-channel-2015-16/
http://i.imgur.com/Jxd6PIb.png
I want this Ponkwith my dick
My new years resolution is to touch more ponuts.
I've been keeping count.
This year again I couldn't break 0.
In 2016 I'd like to increase that figure by 200% to at least a total of 1 ponut touched.
That might be a bit ambitious but I like to dream big.
>>25928864
That image is hurl inducing, thanks
>>25928924
GO AFTER THE GOLD ANONYMOUS
>>25928918
Here's a MUCH better pank
Like infinitely better.
>>25928942
If you're a lard-lover, maybe.
>>25928942
>>25928942
>that pank
>>25928924mine is to stop cutting myself off of skype for weeks at a timealso to lose 100lbs
>>25928961
Don't just lose them, Anon, keep them lost.I need to do much the same.
https://derpiboo.ru/1055535
How to save your virginity
>>25928908
>MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC SEASON 6
Yippee! Now if they would just give a date less vague than 2016.
>>25928996
but I can touch the pony, right?
>>25928918that's a really fun position for slam dunking toys into your butthole.
>>25929001
The year hasn't even started yet
Chairify the catbirbs
>>25929016
Thanks for the reminder. I was just commenting on the fact that they had a lot of specific dates for a bunch of shows to start early 2016, but didn't give a specific date for MLP at all. Leaving us to still hold on to the thought that it could be a bit later in the year before it starts.
>>25929052
that's pretty weird, dudehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/303514/statuesque
>I could be your pet mare, Anon
>whiiinny neigh knicker
>>25929117
you just insulted my family name and said you'd drop my mother into a vat of acid
what the hell fluttershy
You know what voice I'd have preferred for dorpo?
That delivery pony's from Make New Friends.
>>25929117
Is she willing to fuck in public like a mare?
>>25929231
needs more hearts
>>25929231
This pic is so overly cute it looks like a Japanese filly read her favorite manga and thought "I could draw this cuter."
>>25929259
I'd like to meet Japanese filly
>>25929259
I want to fuck some of those animals
>>25929059
She looks very pretty in that dress
>>25929281
I'm sure she'd like to meet you too.
Especially if you brought her some filly treats.
>sunbuns isnt celestia
wtf you guys
>>25929332
are japanese filly treats different
>>25929339
there are lots of ponies with suns on their buns, man
>>25929352
The flavors are different.
There's vanilla and chocolate but instead of strawberry there's green tea flavored filly treats. And sometimes there's limited edition fermented bean curd flavor.
The same company also makes shrimp flavored filly snacks but it's mostly griffons that buy those.
>>25929390
not even amaou strawberry?
>>25929409
Best Twilyoh man those hips
Do you think humans would wear the same clothes and use the same tools we've seen in the show, or that there are better alternatives for ponies to use?
https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/3ypno5/we_want_to_get_music_going_again_in_pony_i_wrote/
>that post
>that website
>that OP
>that blog
>>25929515
trash
>>25929519
hello reddit
>>25929516
what they wear is what they wear
>>25929519
>>25929516
redditanon pls go
>>25929519
>he doesn't know EqD exists
newfags, when will they learn?
FILLY IS READY
>>25929519
>http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/12/the-state-of-brony-music-its-history.html
>the music scene is declining
It is.
>Sethisto wants it to stop declining
Cry more
>All those words
Yeah, I wasn't going to read it the first time I saw it and I don't think I'm going to read it now.
Is it all just him begging for more music or is there some interesting tidbits in it? Because I usually skip all their editorials.