You will be granted passage to Equestria on the condition that

>>25906314
can i slit her jugular once i get through the portal?

>>25906314
Deal. Meg gets treated in FG like Spike does in MLP. Other than the slight crazy, there's nothing really wrong with her. I can handle slight crazy.

>>25906360
Sure, provided no-one sees you do it. The portal closes if you kill her before you go through.

>>25906314
Fuck off, Seth. Just because we're manchildren, that doesn't mean we want anything to do with your shitty cartoon.

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>>25906314

>>25906314
Deal

If it means I get to fuck a horse, I'd happily fuck a cow first.

>>25906314
I don't get what's so bad about Meg Griffin

She's a moist hole. Sure.

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I'd rather fuck black griffin

>>25906482
Kek

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>>25906314
Total deal, pussy is pussy and god damn I want some pussy.
Plus going to equestria is great too.

Deal, but I'll make sure she wont follow.

Most likely because I have absolutely no standards, and it's not like I'm in a position to have standards to begin with.

I'd be more inclined to do so if Family Guy was actually good and it wasn't just season after season of Seth being as offensive and shitty as possible to any given group of people in the show because Fox will not allow him to leave the show so he can work on other things he actually wants to work on.

>>25906314
She's really not that unattractive. I would fuck almost anyone to get to Equestria.

>>25906314
There's seriously nothing wrong with meg that a diet couldn't fix.

ITT: people that don't watch Family guy

>>25906496
memes

>>25906314
I do it, but I knock her out when the portal opens

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>>25906659
>watching fg

>>25906659
Seriously, if you've any episode made AFTER 2010, you would know that meg is a disgusting whore

>>25906698
>He doesn't watch FG
>Still accepts to fuck a bitch from the show

>>25906314
>Get Spear
>Claim is "fetish thing"
>Fuck Meg
>Portal Opens
>Walk through
>Turn around and spear Meg from other side
>Portal closes
>walk away whistling. NOT MY DIMENSION, NOT MY PROBLEM!

>>25906426
So theoretically, you could have a BDSM experience and leave here there when you're done, within three days, or less sense she will already be dehydrated she'll die of thirst closing the portal forever.

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>>25906772
>watching family guy
>implying you need to watch the show to fuck the girl

I'd let her know beforehand that I'm only doing it to go to Equestria, I know how crazy clingy she can get if one shows interest.

>>25906314
Reddit please leave

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>>25906314
Ain't gonna risk it.
I don't want to know whats under the clothes of hers

HAHAHAHAHAHAH Because MEG!
Oh that Family Guy!

>>25906314
>>25906420
I NEED Meg x Spike

>>25906314
There is literally nothing wrong with being Meg Griffin

Book it through the portal, then immediately get help from someone on that side to block it under the pretense that you are a refugee from your own world.

Feed lies to the Equestrian officials.

Be the lone human "seeking asylum" in Equestria.

>>25906482
kek

>>25906314
Deal. I've been through worse.

>>25906314
The fact that this was even POSTED is testament to how shit this board has become.

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>>25906314
Leddit pls

>>25906522
Gabe pls

>>25909076
Seth pls

>>25910261
pls

>>25910163
You're a testament to how shit this board has become.

>>25909193
I didn't know I needed this
I'd fuck meg for some green

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>>25906522
Gabe blease

>>25906314
>You step through the portal, breathing in the fresh, crisp, clean air.
"Finally... After that torture..."
>"Wait Anon! Take me with y-"
>You unsheathe your katana, and plunge it deep into Meg's throat.
>The portal closes in a fraction of a second, but the 500 billion fold titanium alloy blade doesn't break.
>You pull your faithful companion through the rift, forever closing the gateway.

>You wipe the blood from your katana, and place it back in it's sheath.

"Heh, nothing personnel, kid."