>"Well it looks like Anon finally came out of his cave!"

>>25894164
Kill me

I've been lost there for almost 2 weeks.
Thanks for not searching me or whatever.

>>25894164
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25894164
And this is the fucking reason why I never leave it. The fuck do you want from me?

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>>25894164
We're out of milk

>>25894164
>"Yup, that vein was real thick."
>"Don't even know how long i was down there, found a face in the rocks. that little drill bit i found years ago started glowing too."

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>>25894164
I'm your brother, kidney stone.

>>25894227
back to fucking reddit

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>>25894164
This meme is getting real old buddy.

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>Part of you wants to scream it was her idea to send you down into that cave slash mine for 'Rock Fertilizer'.
>Whatever the fuck that was, more rocks. Rocks that looked like sand.
>It dawned on you with horrible clarity as you thought about it that your sister Limestone had told you to go pound sand.
>Literally.
>Returning your mothers smile you glanced at the saltiest cunt this side of Canterlot.
"Fuck you Limestone, you're still mad I pound Marble into the bed every night and don't let you watch."
>Both of your parents erupted into shouts of dismay and rage.
>Limestone went so red you swore someone shouted 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD' in the distance.
>Poor Marble tried to hide herself behind her grey mane.
>Maud just sat there with the faintest look of disappointment on her face.
>That or she was jealous.
>It wasn't until several seconds later as you stared up at the wooden ceiling with a rock that tasted like Boulder unceremoniously crammed in your mouth that you figured it out.
>She was jealous.

This is going nowhere I just wanted to write something retarded for a retarded thread.

>>25894411
Nice dubs and fun little bit.

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>>25894411
I kekd

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>>25894164
>old mare said something
>did not listen, sunlight distracted you
>you grunt to express confusion and grab a rock to throw it in alpha pony's face
>they try to flee but you use club on their head
>ponies unconscious, is time to steal food
>you shove everything vaguely edible in your leopard skin's pockets
>before going in sweet cave again you grab pony in tunic
>Unfgh.cavepaint
>she got a fine ass and you plan on going prehistoric on her later
>yfw

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>>25894523
7.53/10
T'was funny

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>>25894545
For some reason I really like the caveman anon idea

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>>25894523
kek

>>25894523
Is this supposed to be funny? No wonder everyone shits on /mlp/

Just post horses. No one wants to read about your horrible fantasies or stories. You all sound like a bunch of women writing out awful romance novels.

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>>25894164
Dafuq are the other 5 plates for?