What makes Anon different from any other male in Equestria? Why

>>25867237
He's a self-insert OC, that's what.

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>>25867237
He just is.

>>25867237
He's a Gary Stu.

And yes, that is a real term for a male Mary Sue

>>25867237
I also hate the shit writing of every pony fanfiction.

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I swear the writefags are all so shit, they just push some shitty fetish onto a brazzers-tier porn movie style scenario, no-one bothers writing proper characters and have then develop and form bonds, just straight into so shitty fetish

>>25867297
I couldn't agree more.

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>>25867297
>Anon i just really want to fuck you for no apparent reason whatsoever
Cancer

>>25867237
It's written for comedy or masturbation. If you wrote a fic about Dash wanting to fuck Soarin, it could easily devolve into people saying "well Soarin wouldn't say X" or "Soarin is too old for her." Anon can have any characteristic you can think of without violating some kind of canon. Greentexts about Anon can easily suck, but they don't have to. Anon is a means to an end.

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>>25867666
I can understand this, but it just gets really repetitive and obnoxious, its all you get nowadays

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>>25867237
>pic related, it was in a green of mine with Twilight

It irritates me when people say this, because I've written these two greens that I worked on for months in pre-writing, doing my absolute best to make the characters feel like actual characters, and I made sure to make a realistic Anon (while still being Anon, of course) as well as I could. True my other greens are shit (have you written Godzilla raping a giant Twilight in the middle of Canterlot? It was weird), but these two greens that I wrote were so special to me, and were not just some silly green. They were stories of two characters struggling with there inner emotions. Of course, smut was always at the end, but it wasn't about the smut. It's about the emotions they feel and how they deal with them.

As of now, I've been writing a "hypothetical" tv film special of My Little Pony that focuses on rape and molestation, and how these characters from this world of magic and friendship deal with something that's as grounded as that as a friendship problem. Yes, this means I'm writing a screenplay, and I'm really fucking into it. There is truth that a lot of writefags suck, but I've tried so damn hard to make those two the greatest greens I could. I don't even know why I'm writing this anymore. I guess I just kind of wanted to say that, "Hey, I tried, yet I have no idea if it's truly good."

TL;DR
I've tried to make good green, but I can't be certain. Fuck.

>>25867254
Yeah. Not that it's inherently bad or good

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>abloo bloo bloo
>grrrr muh emerald savior

>>25868023
Not even gonna post the pastebin links faggot? At least tell us what the greens are about.

>>25867237
He has fingers. You ever tried to just get off by a plate sized bone rubbing against your buddy?

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>>25868144
>My personal best "Helping Twi Recover"
http://pastebin.com/gNGpcKzD


>Second personal best "No Home for Anon"
http://pastebin.com/fx9ZU6vU
Both have Twi-Twi. Because she a cute.

>>25867237
>What makes Anon different from any other male in Equestria?
Because he's human and muh fingers.
>Why is he always this casanova that can seduce mares without even trying?
Because writefags want him to.

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>>25867237
It's self inserting.
I really hate to pull this card, but most people here are perfectly fine with that and as a result, the good stuff is going to just be rare because of what gets a pass with us. You want to put a dent in that, you're just going to have to step up and give it a shot.

Now to throw in my personal green gripes:
>writing applejack's accent so thick you have to read her dialogue twice
>Rarity calling someone "darling" every other sentence
>f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fluttershy w-w-w-w-w-w-with an insane stutter