>"PFFFFT cool sword Anon. What are you gonna do, kill

I'm gonna take my sword here and shove it in your purple marshmallow butthole, if you know what I mean

>>25846444
*teleports behind*
"nothing personnel, pone"

>>25846444
This is your last chance, Twi. If you don't stop with the nosism, then I'll just have to kill both of you.

>>25846444
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*

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>>25846524

>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>It has been a week since a fat autistic manchild flopped into your life.
>It always carries around this thin sword.
>"An authentic Japanese katana," it says.
>You hate that guy.
>Your nostrils fill with an intense odor.
"Oh God why?"
>It's here.
>You encountered The Autist
>"Well, well, well. If it isn't Twilight Sparkle. Heh."
"What do you want Anon?"
>"I'm sick and tired of you belittling my Katana. I'm here to finally settle this once and for all."
>He unsheathes his sword. It's rusty and dull.
>He goes out in the middle of the night and slices apples from the orchard.
>Applejack always tells you to do something about it.
>"Enough of this. Prepare to fall at the hand of my Demon Sword Zetsumetsu. That means 'Extinction' in your baka gaijin tongue."
>He has done this before.
>Every time he loosely swings his sword at nothing in particular and you shoo him out of your castle.
"I'm busy anon, go harass somepony else."
>He charges at you giving an annoying battle cry.
>you fly up and over him and hit him in the back of his head.
>He falls over.
>You kick him out and get back to your studies.
"Goddamnit, it smells like shit."

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>>25846444
You were saying?

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>>25846444
I don't care if you got trips I'm gonna go all shadow of mordor on your ass!

>>25846444
I'm going to put it on my wall, Twilight. This is a precious family heirloom that belonged to my grandfather and it's the only thing I have to remember him by, you fucking cunt.

>>25846524
HOL UP
*unsheathes katana*

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ILL CUT YOU DOWN KNAVE

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>>25846524
top kek.

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>>25846524