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Success.
https://youtu.be/O5bTbVbe4e4?t=41m

Glory to Space X and the USA.

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

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GUYS!
HOLY SHIT!
IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS TIME!
http://tindeck.com/listen/waehl

>>25844272

What is this sorcery?

>>25844303
Wireless chargers.

>Letting it fall into the piss
come the fuck on issac

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>>25844337
should have gotten a better headfilly

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>>25844349
But Apple filly is a good head filly.

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The ponies are doing that thing again

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>>25844292

>>25844334
can I hop with the filly

>>25844409
only if you are
a) a bunny
- or -
b) a filly

if you aren't either than hopping with the filly is strictly forbidden

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>>25844402
>>25844292
I was wondering why you guys were thinking a landing after going into orbit was such a big deal because another company had already done just that a few months ago.

But this had an actual real payload of 11 satellites. That's a much bigger deal. Props to SpaceX.

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Y'all are a bunch of dorks.

>>25844426
That company didn't actually enter orbit either. It was a straight up and straight down landing.

Filly wants to be remembered, and is afraid she will never do anything of worth to make it happen.

>>25844435
:( poor baby

>>25844448
Oh, and apparently their booster only weighed 40 tons compared to Space X's Falcon 9 460 tons. Not counting the payload.

Did you think about her today?

>>25844524
thinkn bout space

so did any of you manage to get turned into fillies yet?

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>>25844524
I think about Super-Size Twist pretty much every single day of my life

why?

>>25844533
Can you fuck space?

>>25844542
you can stick long phallic objects into it so id say yes

>>25844524

Only how much of a shit person she is and how much I despise her.

Why can't I stop thinking about her?

>>25844542
I want to fuck space.

>>25844542
Can you fuck a technicolor cartoon pony?

>>25844564
Yes

>>25844487
>dweeb apologist
stop enabling them

>>25844547
There's a lot of empty space around the long phallic object though.

It'd be kind of like Spike trying to fuck Rarity.

>>25844582
Can someone get this pony away from me, she keeps trying to smooch me and I have a waifu

>>25844580
Did you remember to drink your red shit on the mountain hike?

>Females cannot be impregnated through eye contact.

>>25844588
ayy

>>25844580
fuck off

>>25844595
I had a thermos of coffee and two water bottles, not about to pull an lmj

>>25844597
Fluttershy is the exception.

Just looking at her will pierce right through her skin and fertilize her ovaries.
Yes, her ovaries. All the eggs.

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>>25844619
I want to fertilize the ponies from deep, slow massages with solid, unflinching contact for minutes at a time.

>>25844648
I'd rather just fuck em

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>>25844609
DWEEB DETECTED

>>25844657
Fuck Gilda

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>>25844653
We can do that after when their pregnancy hormones turn them into savage fuck animals.

>>25844660

Only if she's on top and I'm wearing a collar.

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>>25844648
That sounds pretty great.

>>25844670
Fluttershy would make the cutest little moans and noises
Dash too with the voice crack screaming

I love pegasi

>>25844684

>I love pegasi

They're the race of romance, what's not to love about them?

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>>25844684
>>25844689
theyre my favorite race

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>>25844670
s-source...

>>25844708

I want to play with their wings and bury my face in the tuft on their chest.

IT'S OVER, RARITY

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>>25844716
https://derpibooru.org/734760

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>>25844730
so warm
so soft
so cozy

>>25844708
Me too
I can't post pictures right now cause my shit is broken but just imagine a Pegasus with big beautiful wings

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>>25844748
gotchya covered senpai

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>>25844730
I want to massage one of them until they're a mewling, moaning mess.

Then once the oven is fully preheated I'll fuck her until she goes numb.

I want Gilda to bully me

>>25844774
I want 10 tiny fillies to be sled fillies and carry me around on a sleigh

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>>25844739
I honestly thought there was more to that
>mfw

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>>25844777
I like the way you think.

>>25844789
There was an edit iirc but yeah that's the original

>>25844789
You might be thinking of this and its edits:
derpiboo.ru/858763

>it's a Pinkie Pie is so whacky XD episode

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>>25844814

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what do you do?

>>25844837
Telebortion

>>25844837
Raise a happy foal

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>>25844837
Rejoice.

>>25844837
well, I'm not involved, so I guess I'll just console her since she looks pretty pissed

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>>25844837
>tfw you will never impregnate your waifu

>>25844860
She didn't think she could get dragon pregnant

filly loves equestria girls

>>25844883
That's not my filly

>>25844883
Well, she's a little girl.

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>>25844837

>>25844837
Say "epic meme, upvoted." and walk away.

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>Christmas soon
>Planning to get so drunk with friends I will forget that I am single

why cant our waifus be real

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>>25844932
>spending Christmas with the waifu
>spending Christmas with your waifu and children

>>25844932
hey, at least you're not single AND friendless

>>25844932
On the bright side, it sounds like you will be having fun.

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>>25844883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1wi0VMhbA

It's Christmas time! Have you made some friends?

filly wants you to watch all 3 equestria girls movies in a row with her

she brought filly snacks*

*filly snacks are poisonous to humans

>>25844988
why would filly snacks be poisonous to humans

>>25844932
>friends

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VROOOM!

>>25844994
Fillies spend the first 12 years of their life building up a resistance to deadly poisons.

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>>25844994

>>25845016
Sweetie Belle seems like a great friend to have

Filly is trying to kiss you to get you poisoned.

>>25844967

Appul is 2 cute as a human.

Having a normal human skin color helps.

>>25845041
more things are poisonous to pones than humans

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>>25845044
She has excellent fingering technique.

>>25845081
>Applejack dressed as a banana
I never knew I needed this.

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>pony

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>>25845150
>poony

Pony is starting her annual hibernation. She says you can do whatever you want to her while she sleeps; she isn't going to feel it anyway.

What do?

>>25845150
uh-oh...

heart shines...

>>25845197
leave her in the closet so she's not taking up space

>>25845197
Use her as a hat.

>>25845197
Looks like someone is waking up with a surprise belly bump

>your waifu will never sing this song about you

https://youtu.be/FL0bjwez8mg

>>25845197
casually stroke her marebits for months without ever allowing her a sleepy orgasm so shes absolutely wild when she wakes up

>>25845205
What the fuck is wrong with you

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dosh

Filly is chirping again.

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>>25845251
I knew my filly was a changeling.

That's fine I guess.

>>25845250
Country Dash
with freckles and a hat and a bandana around her neck

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>>25845208
Wish my pony was snek

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>>25845273
It's for the best. She can be your little filly forever.

And if you two ever get tired of the arrangement she can become your lover instead.

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>>25845197
wish my pony was snek

>>25845285
Why not both?

>>25845292
https://derpibooru.org/18739

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>>25845285
Why not your sister

>>25845285
I'd give my changeling filly lots of love so she can grow up big and strong.

>and then you realize too late you just bred a changeling queen

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>>25845295
As long as you're both mentally consenting adults, it's fine if one of you regularly takes the form of a lewd filly.

Changlings are great for bedroom roleplaying.

>>25845327
Living the dream

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>>25845327
but what if i just want the changeling

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>>25845250
loadsamone

>>25845197
Looks like mest's back on the menu boys.

>>25845317
A changeling queen needs to breed a whole hive, right? She's going to have to get the cum from someone. Might as well be you. You wouldn't be able to resist her anyway.

>>25845343
then changeling's going to put you into a goo coma until you emerge as a little filly

>>25845354
thats retarded

youre retarded

dont talk to me

>>25845348
*meat
Fuck iPad keyscreens.

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>>25845226
>waking up panting
>desperate to climax

>>25845316
hit me up

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>>25845275
that sounds like a Dash/AJ hybrid
Pones with bandanas around their necks are always cute

>>25845368
http://smaert.com/art.webm

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>>25845384
that's the stuff

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Post birdhorses.

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>>25845423
Yeah, okay.

>>25845370
Dash should just start wearing one with no explanation given

>>25845434
I wanna rub that tummy

>>25845423
>>25845434
If you impregnated a birdhorse... would she be able to fly during late pregnancy.

>>25845441
I'm still waiting for the episode where Applejack is just inexplicably missing her hat and no one around her makes mention of it. But she's casually looking in things and under things like she's looking for something.

Then we cut to Pinkie Pie at some point later in the episode doing something plot related but elsewhere and she's wearing AJ's hat.

When the mane 6 meet up at the end and Twilight starts talking in the foreground AJ and Pinkie could exchange a few looks at each other in the background and wordlessly Pinkie gives her her hat back.

But I guess that's kind of ruined now that we know the apple family has a whole closet full of their accessories.

>>25845499
That would be hilarious
I think it's still possible, just cause she has a closet full doesn't mean she doesn't love them all

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odds: stram
evens: draw
dubs: beb

>>25845545
draw stram?

>>25845545
WHATCHA GON STRAM?

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>>25845553
was more wanting to do an awful weab vidya stram, but maybe I could draw, I dunno. I'm bored.

>>25845566
do the vidya then

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Guys what are you getting your waifu for christmas?
What should I get my waifus? Honey Oats? A fancy hat!?

>>25845591
>waifus
hitler

>>25845591
Squeaky toy

>>25845591
Get her what every pony wants: a creampie

>>25845591
Fancy hats are always in

odds: draw
evens: write

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>>25845607
nice

>>25845613
Filly says she loves those

Nothing is more pure than filly love, that's why Celestia banned it 300 years ago. It can be weaponized into a love bomb that makes everyone just super unproductive.

>>25845639
stream

>>25845602
You have less than 2 waifus?
>>25845616
Fancy hats it is!

>>25845672
I don't even know what I'm drawing yet.

odds: pony
evens: not pony

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>>25845591
Get her one of these to deal with her horse stank:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-2G-hr-CE-Approval-Office-Air-Purifier-Portable-Ozonator/626875766.html

>>25845689
Odds: Cute pony
Evens: Cuter pony

>>25845674
A waifu is your one and only. The fact that not only do you claim to have more than one, but that you look down on those who actually only have one means you deserve no one.

Does anyone know where I can find a good pony? Mine broke down a while ago.

>>25845702
I have 2 of those
Blue and yellow pegasi

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>>25845657
Of course she does.
Ponies can't get enough of them.
It's something about the thick cream.

Discord turned all the ponies into fillies and colts and you have to take care of them for an entire week.

>>25845752
Skip town and make him deal with his mess

Would someone be so kind as to provide a reference of mare anon?

If equestria allowed it even promoted polygamous relationships would you try to be with more than just your waifu or stay loyal?

>>25845777
the question is if your waifu would be comfortable having you to herself

>>25845774
I would but can't post images atm
Try derpibooru searches
Oc: green hornet
And filly, anon

https://derpiboo.ru/83273

>>25845774
https://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-green+hornet

>>25845825
here the fuck did green hornet come from
I was looking for mareanon and ponyanon

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>>25844815
>Uh yes, one Pinkie Pie Episode please
>and hold the memes this time

>>25845857
No idea, oc names seem to just pop up for no reason half the time

>>25845868

I'll take 2 cute ponies doing cute things with a side of fillies.

>>25845752
Play Hunger games: Equestria.

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>>25845868
I'd hold Pinkie Pie's memes

enormous breasts are a meme, right?

>>25845881
Don't eat fillies
They are all carbs and just fill you up

>>25845868
>Yes I'll have a burger
>hold the meat this time

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>Anon told me he's going to be my daddy too!

>>25845939
I can't be ALL you fillies daddy!

>>25845939
I'll look after any filly
I have some empty doggy beds and filly treats

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>>25845912

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Odds: RL thing
Evens: Distracting thing

>>25845881
Filly fries are so much better than Coltater tots

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Prettify the pone

>>25845987
My favorite part is the filly sauce

WHERE IS THE STRAM

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prepare your tortoises

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>>25846036
don't call it that

To welcome you to the neighborhood your neighbors are inviting you to their weekly orgy. Feel free to bring a friend, and don't forget to bring a snack or drink.

>>25846099
I'll make some dickerdoodles.

>>25846098
What about cunny sauce?

>>25845978
Is the distracting thing to pet these fillies. I would.

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>>25846093
what's the occassion?

>>25846122
WINTER

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>>25846115

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>>25846131
I'll take my pone and keep her warm and cozy
thanks!

>>25846098
It's mostly just ketchup and mayo anyways

>>25846147
She looks suspiciously unhugged

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Mare should mare mare.

>4 days till christmas

>>25846242
Mares can't love mares.
MARES CAN'T LOVE MARES!

Do you think you could get tired of being a pretty mare?

>>25846267
no

>>25846133
cunny hunny

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>>25846303

>>25846267
I don't even want to be one from the start, so yes.

>>25846326
Poof
You are now a tiny filly of your choosing race in a cozy bed in Ponyville

What do you do first?

>>25846362
Roll over.

>>25846371
You are slightly comfier
+1 to comfy

>>25846385
What's my comfy stat do?

>>25846428
it's like Cozy but less warm

>>25846428
Makes you a better cuddler

>>25846433
How can I upgrade to Cozy?

>>25846439
Do I need to be cuddling?

>>25846443
get snug in a blanket

>>25846443
The only way to level as a filly is through cuddling
Everything else is just a multiplier to that effect

>>25844448
>>25844426
>>25844402
spacex tried to do something similar but after going into orbit, and missed. They've gotten it down to a small section of ocean, but getting it to land on a dock is a different story. post-orbital landings are hard

I'm really excited for spaceX. I live near one of their facilities and have many friends and family who work there, and plan to work there myself. private space is a very exciting sector imo

>>25846079
WHERE IS IT
STRAM WAS PROMISED

>>25844932
better than not having anyone to drink with

>>25846558
You guys are pretty fun to drink with

>>25846522
wait
what
spacex just landed the second stage booster i think it was? tonight on a small landing pad after getting a payload into orbit

>>25846604
oh shit

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>>25846478
Why do you need to level as a filly?

>>25846766
if you rush it fast enough you can become a filly princess

>>25846766
You don't want to be a filly forever do you?

>>25846775
A filly princess...?

>>25846808
why not

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A little rough to start out, but you look good Anon.

>>25846821
Like a normal princess, but smaller and fillier

>>25846857
Looks adorable
I'd expect filly anon to not be too happy about being a maid pony, I'm surprised

>>25846857
oh man this is pretty

>>25846881
Anon, please. I know how you love looking pretty. Be a good pony and let me play dress up with you.

>>25846897
o..okay

>>25845545

>rolling a stram and not pulling thru

The dice gods will not be pleased.

>not totally on topic but my favorite thing ever was when someone sent Crag McCracken a picture of Lauren Faust clop with the tagline "LOL IM FUKING UR WIFE U JELLY"
A friend just said this in a group Skype chat I'm in. Does anyone know what he's talking about?

>>25847083
fucking drown your friends
then drown yourself for bringing whatever the fuck this is here

>>25847083
dragk

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>>25846928

>>25847115
aw, I liked it more when she was smiling

>>25847115
I love it

>>25847041
you missed it
http://tanmanscabana.tumblr.com/post/135692946300/well-isp-just-crapped-out-stuck-using-4g

>>25846604
dude that's kickass

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>>25847122
Good thing you have the first image then.

>>25847083
>finding out your friend is a normie
I'm so sorry

>>25847147
so tired

>>25847147
ANTS

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>>25847166
Ants you say?

>>25846659
>>25847142
Check it
>>25844292

>>25847166
ANTS

Sometimes you just wanna touch a pony, y'know?

>>25847233
I would touch a stallion too
Even a filly

But never a colt

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>>25847267

>>25847280
I don't know what you want, filly

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>>25847233
I know, anon. I know.

>>25847301
Please do not penetrate the fluttercrotch

>>25847341
just massaging

internally

>>25845197
nothing a little domestic terrorism can't fix

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>>25847280

>>25847383
I see him too pony
Just avoid mentioning turtles and we'll get through it

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BREED

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>>25847400
Tortoise

>>25847402
That didn't need to be cropped so much, just needed to erase the jizz trail

>>25847450
>Tries to help tortoise
>Actually ends up hurting him due to massive ignorance
The only difference was that Dash's ignorance was willful

>>25847501
I really don't understand why all you do is post about something you hate. Doesn't that make you feel awful?

filly walks up to you, circles around a couple of times, then plops down up against you to sleep

>>25847516
I could ask you the same thing

Convert the pony.

>>25847626
Well that's evasive

>>25847516
>why do you shitpost?
that's a dumb question, because they like to cause malice

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HERE'S DERPY

>>25847686
Derpy blows

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>>25847686

>>25847700
how do I get her to do that?

>>25847686
I love Derpy pone.

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/21/1049953__safe_cute_derpy+hooves_absurd+res_3d_sitting_source+filmmaker_food_muffin_dinky+hooves.png

>>25847713
Tell her to inflate you

>>25847701
She's such a cute little pon

>>25847774
When she isn't lying to her friends and being a hypocrite

>>25847727
what's in those muffins

>>25847701
Whats got her so excited?

>>25847897
DERPY!

>>25847873
Spots.

>>25847851
You're thinking of Applejack in The Last Round Up
or Rarity in Sweet and Elite
or Pinkie Pie because she ate so many cakes that pink liar

No that would be stupid if the ponies had flaws and not fun at all.

>>25847919
Booo

>>25847908
No I was talking about the hypocrite Dash

>>25847980
I know you were sweetie, it's okay

>>25847919
Wouldn't that mean she was successful?

>>25848002
Sweetie actually apologized that time she was being a jerk

Do not talk down to the ponies. They can't tell when you're doing it, so they're trusting you not to.

>>25848012
Sometimes actions are more powerful than words, little one

Hey colt would you make me a sandwich?

>>25848026
and Dash didn't make any effort for either

>>25847083
lmaooooooooooooooo

>>25848049
Colt is not a unicorn. So instead he buys two giant pieces of bread and lays them in your bedroom.

>>25848049
Colt would probably cum all over your sandwich and call it mayonnaise.

>>25847653
THIS isn't
*grabs dick*

>>25848058
Sure she did, she accepted that everyone else was right about what they were telling her along along when she broke down and cried with them. You might not have noticed because Applejack cries on the inside.

>>25848083
She already knew they were right in the first place. She didn't care

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>>25848077
Anon if you keep yanking on that thing it's going to drop off

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>>25848083
Applejack has cried before

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>>25844837

>>25848140
That's a picture of Rarity.

>>25848101
It's called denial, baby. The whole episode was about that concept. I can explain it for you if you'd like.

>>25848140
To be fair that is Aj when she was Rarified but yeah she has. Pinkie was just defending her waifu.

>>25848178
She was not in denial, she straight up lied to all of them. She knew the entire time

Are you guya talking about the Twilight's Autism Awareness episode?

>>25848190
Oh anon,you are endlessly entertaining

>>25848196
Everypony besides Fluttershy literally admitted that they were only fake crying

>>25848196
No, the Dash does crazy shit and then cries like s filly for her turtle episode

I want Sunset Shimmer for my Christmas present

>>25848196
Which episode was that?

>>25848206
>Hibernation doesn't exist, fuck you guys!
>Now excuse me while I go destroy winter, and hibernation by proxy
She knew the entire time and she guilted her friends for her agenda

Remember to stick your pony in the microwave for a few minutes before bed to warm her up.

>>25848211
I saw someone post a screenshot of an add about being hired to shitpost in certain threads the other day. You make me worry that that's a reality.

>>25848211
I don't think so
Twilight was just sperging out
>I don't understand, there's still books in the world? Why would anyone cry? Are we still friends?

>>25848251
It does explain the persistence

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>>25848218

>>25848251
Did it pay much?

>>25848251
that's for SU general
here
>they do it for free

>>25848134
*drops dick*

>>25848257
Dash has gone her entire life without Tank during the winter, and he wasn't even dying. Twilight had no reason to cry

>>25848265
more pls

>>25848265
ROSS

ROSS

ROSS

>>25848246
What you're saying doesn't contradict her being in denial, in fact it reinforces it since she would lent have acted that way otherwise.

>>25848266
5.50 US for 20 posts an hour

>>25848280
hiwmuch are you being payed?

>>25848307
Being in denial means that you are lying to yourself, like Twilight in What About Discord?. Dash was only lying to others and she knew the score the whole time

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>>25848265
>Sunbum will never give you a prostate exam.
>She'll never get overexcited, and start seeing how far she can get her hand in there.

>>25848313
I wonder if any of the fillies or colts could be tempted into doing that kind of a job for the equivalent money in bits.

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>tfw I've bought 23 games that I still have yet to play/finish, yet all the time I could be playing those games I just spend on here shitposting

>>25848336
The CMC did it for free

>>25848250
I remember someone telling a story about a kid putting their hamster in the microwave

It sounds terrible but I remember trying to hold in a laugh because I wasn't imaging a torched mammal I was thinking it ballooned up like popcorn

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>>25848286

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>>25848390
Like...
She wants me to show her how much money I'm carrying?
Is Sunset prostituting herself?

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Hearths Warming Eve is around the corner.
Have you put up a tree from Everfree yet?
Really, where do ponies even get their Christmas trees from?

>>25848344
>that fucking story
Good lord, I tried reading through it but it just gets so fucking terrible.
I will never understand the amount of likes it has.