ButtQuest! (the CYOA) - Day 1

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>>25835913
>>25835785

>You sit up in your bed and smack your lips.

>Today is the morning of the first day of the Summit.

>You have no earthly idea what is going on, or who is planning what.
>In any case, you take a look at your inventory and Griz's for good measure.
Any items left in the shaded boxes will be left in the room.

>You find a letter by the night stand that was written by your mother.
>It says to meet her down in the Diner for breakfast, if you want it.

>Your current homework assignment is to talk to the Princesses about why they are holding the Summit
>Orrie wanted to meet with you and Griz for lunch.
>You have 1 Jollybux to spend today.

>What would you like to do?

>>25835921
Masturbate

>>25835921
Leave the game and take the cupcake

>>25835921
HIjack off.

>>25835921
Check time.
How much longer until we have to meet Orrie?

>>25835976
Agreed.

>>25835977
This.

>>25835976
This.
Remember your time with shelly and explore the funny feelings.

>>25835976
>>25835988
>>25835991
Think about Shelly's butt while you whack it.

Horny 14 year olds please go.

>>25835921
Leave the game and take the cupcake. Move the griz's beartrap into the proper space for carrying.

Head to the Diner for breakfast.

>>25835921
Masturbate and accidentally peg yourself in the face with your jizz.

>>25836027
This one.
Hijack, please don't.

>>25835921
If we're gonna masturbate, at least do it quietly, under the sheets, or go to the bathroom so Griz doesn't get on our ass.

>>25836027

This. Don't leave the cupcake either, it's going to get stale (if it hasn't already).

>>25836136
But isn't it usually better when you have company?

>>25836172
Especially your best friend

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>>25835989
>It's currently somethingo'clock in the morning.

>If you go and eat Breakfast, you have time to attend one event before lunchtime.

>>25836239
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>>25836136
>>25836011
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>>25835977
>>25835976

>For some reason, Shelly's butt enters your mind
>It makes you feel strange
>Wanting, almost...

>But you ahve no time to explore such feelings.
>Besides, it feels weird to do so with Griz in the room.
Maybe later.

>>25836295
Sounds like a trip to the bathroom to 'relieve' yourself is needed.

>>25836295
Breakfast now.

>>25836295
Quickly!
To breakfast!

>>25836295
Get to the diner before mom gets all the waffles!

>>25836295

A spot of brekkie.

>>25836330

Not the waffles! Hurry!

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>>25836381
>>25836330
>>25836322
>>25836319

>You shoot upright in your bed
"GRIZ! PROBLEM!"

>He too shoots up in his bed
>Though with much less grace an tact, as evidenced by him entire head being wrapped up in sheets
>"WHO- WHU- WHAT'S GOIN ON!"
>He grabs his father's pistol and start swinging the gun around wildly
>The safety is on
>"COME AT ME, CYKAS!"

"Not that, you birdbrain! Breakfast!"

>Griz stops mid battle cry, his shrouded form turning slowly towards you
>"Seriously."

"IT'S DIRE, MATE!"
>"WHAT COULD IT BE!?"

"My MOM is gonna take ALL the waffles again!"
>He sits there
>And flops back down
>"She is NOT going to clean out a buffet of waffles."

>You grab his tail in your teeth and pull him free of the sheets
>"Griz, you do NOT know my mom!"


>The two of you make a sleepy scramble to the downstairs diner and try to find your mo-
>Oh my Celestia.
>"I take back everything I said."

>You mom's cackles can be heard throughout the restaurant.
>"Ma'am you can't eat all those waffles."
>"WANNA BET, FAGMOTRON?"

>She grabs a fork.
>No.
>Not like this!
>She can’t have all the waffles!

>How shall we claim out prize?

>>25836544
Mom, as your son, I challenge you to a waffle eating competition. Whoever eats more waffles wins.

>>25836544
use grappling hook on waffles.

>>25836555
She'll just win by disabling us. Tell Griz to tranq her.

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>>25836569

"I'll get a waffle even if it kills me!"
>"Not really, right? You'd be going a BIT far for waffles, dude."
"MAYBE I AM BEING SERIOUS!"

>You throw the gropeling hook out to hook a waffle on top
>The pittes surface provides an excellent grip for the hook
>You reel it in, ready to

>The waffle smacks flat against your face
>Seems yanking one off the top wasn't the best idea.

>Still, you suck if down and while you chew your single waffle, you think about how you;re going to get some more as Mom chews through another stack.

>"Right, you can go ahead and deal with this insanity. I'm hitting up the sausage and eggs part of the buffet."

>Any bright ideas?

>>25836789
One more waffle and we should be good
At least we got one
Now I think we were supposed to be meeting somebody

>>25836789
Just keep groping waffles off the stack until they're gone.

We are the opportunistic scavenger

>>25836789
Grab one more waffle, some hash browns from the buffet and be sure to grab a tall glass of orange juice.

>>25836789
Grab one, but use a plate to catch it this time.

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>>25836867
>>25836878
>>25836884
>>25836895
Fuck these pussy suggestions.

>>25836789
Take a running leap straight into the waffle tower.

>>25836789
Shout "Hey look, a dropped bit."

>>25836984
This

>>25836973
Then this.

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>>25836884

>Before you enact your master plan, you get your plate ready

>You'll need some hashbrowns and some juice to get started.

>You acquire the necessary items in the most inconspicuous way you can manage.

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>>25836984

"OH HEY, SOMEPONY DROPPED A BIT OVER HERE!"

>Like clockwork, Mom jerks her head to the side of the waffle stack
>Her eyes light up
>The Bitlust

>She swallows hard, clearing the waffles from her mouth, and springs out from her seat, barreling through patrons.
>She scourse the room while you trot on over to the waffle mountain.

>For such a victory, you must execute the most graceful of acceptances.

>...

"WAFFLES!!!"

>You eat to your heart's content.

>As you lay around, belly distended from waffley goodness, you check the time.

>It appears to be mid morning.
>Mom returns from her bit scouring trip, with a few in her hoof.

>"Morning, Quickie. Not bad with the bit thing, by the way. Very resourceful."
"Not bad your- *URRP* -self, Mom. You find those bits?"
>"Always do. You got plans for today?"

>What would you like to do now?

>>25837184
Yes, Orrin wanted to meet with us
We should go do that

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>>25837198
"Actually, Mom, yeah we do have plans?"
>"Oh? Got yourself a dinner date?"
>"More like lunch," Griz replies, plate full of sausages and scrambled eggs.

"Yeah, we're meeting with Iron Ore and Grillby."
>"Looks like you and me both have meetings to go to, huh?"
"What?"

>She takes a sip from her mug and leans back in her chair
>"Yeah, turns out I wasn't just here to keep an eye on you, kiddo. I have to go talk to some ponies for the sake of business. You know how it goes."

"But... You need to watch us!"
>"Quickie."
>Her voice takes on a more sincere tone
>"I trust you and Griz to not kill yourselves over a few butts. I'll tell you what though - You just call for your momma, anytime, anywhere, and I'll get back to you as quick as I can."

"Wow, Mom that’s really-"
>"For ONE Jollybux!"
"Gee, thanks."

>She gives you a playful tap
>"Chill out Quickie, I could be charging you a premium for this service."

>A waiter walks to your table holding a notecard.
>"The morning schedule, Madame."
>Mom takes the card from his hooves and sips her coffee some more.
>"Hmmm... Says here there's a meeting of the delegates this morning after breakfast. Should last up until lunch. Think it's worth anything, Quickie?"

===

During the course of this trip, there will be events between major time periods. You can attend these events, but be aware that you are a colt, and your energy is finite. Try not to overwork yourself.

Skipping time using the Joyboy or returning to the hotel room will refresh your energy. Choose your time engagements wisely.

Also be aware that skipping time may ALSO trigger events in their own right as well.
These random events will not expend energy, but can be entertaining.

===

"A meeting of the delegates, huh?"
>You turn to griz who is shoveling meat down his gullet
"What do you think, Griz?"
>"We're here for princesses. While the Griffin duchess has a fine booty, it's not on my list. Your call, buddy."

>Well?

>>25837303
Nah, let's just meet up with the adventure kids.

pausing here

>>25836544
>>He grabs his father's pistol and start swinging the gun around wildly
>>The safety is on
>>"COME AT ME, CYKAS!"
Oh yeah, he's gonna be a good friend to have.

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>>25835976
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>>25836031
>>25836136

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>>25837708
oh
oh my

>>25837708

oh dear god, did we just jack off in the restaurant in front of our mom while yelling out to Shell Shock.

Hot

Requesting a mirror image of Shelly thinking about us in the same way. :D

>>25837788
>double dubs
Im not even sure how this would happen.
I mean, we just licked her butt out of the blue.
Maybe she liked that surprise

>>25837855

To be fair, her immediate reaction looked like a rather quick maregasm. She was even about to admit how it made her feel until she got too embarrassed to finish her sentence.

DO THE LEWD

>>25838011
Itty bitty titties

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the pursuit to not get banned is rife with redos.

>>25837788
duble dubs speaks

http://i.imgur.com/YgShjlY.png

>>25838055
So when are you gonna draw the kids getting conceived?

>>25838055

Shit! We are on a roll. If only we had gotten dubs to make Quickie bend BetaWave over and cure her estrus problem over a single sitting.

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>>25838150
Now this is memeposting.

>>25838150
>not waning to see Jet pump Jolly full of his Quick Fix baby batter

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>>25838164
Now this is Dog.

>>25838214
>Not Drunk Blitz making a Cyborg ninja with stupid face

>>25837322
No. We gotta get the princess booty. Also >rape Griz' gun

>>25839174
why not both? it's a three day summit. we dont want to get kicked out for touching a princess on day one.

>>25837322
Lets go for the catbutt as long as we have enough time to get back for lunch with adventure group.

Bemp

>>25837322
WE MUST TOUCH ALL THE BUTTS

Quest theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbdflriheIM

>>25841031
I have 40 keks.
Thats as many as 4 x 10.
And that's terrible.

>>25838055
oh jeez shelly is so lewd
must have really liked that lick

>>25837322
Lets go lick some Catbutt

>>25837322
Ask mom what auntie Autumn Gem has been up to.

this needs more butt touching.

loads of ebutts

let's look for butts.

Friends

>>25838055
>>25837708
Th-thanks

butts will persevere

>>25847216

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Bump for snuggling butts.

>>25848850
Snuggle in, it's a comfortable and welcoming place.

>>25848850
Inherited his daddy's booty indeed
10/10 Shiro

>>25848868
Yeah it does look average.

Adventure party bump

>>25850434

Catbutt bump

>>25850434

>>25852629
Pen does have a nice butt. We should touch it when the trip is over

>>25854438
I bet the cyka loves getting his butt touched.

What we need to do is practice our technique and rubbing quality. The duchess is a fine practice dummy

So if we see twiggy piggy, do we get a touch or do we just help griz get his fill
I kinda wanna see what being a wingman is like

>>25855975
We're a team.
So clearly we tagteam Twilight.

>>25855420
I agree. We shouldn't waste this golden opportunity to fondle plush cat butt

So Dawn is Sundances child she acts just as you would expect.

>>25856117
You mean she's a massive BITCH?

>>25856121
If smashing pones skull in is being a bitch then yes

>>25856136
No, having so sense of humor, being no-fun, being a generally dull character, and not trying to get along with anyone makes her a bitch.

>>25856156
shes hot though

>>25856167
She looks like a dude.

>>25856184
shes handsome though

>>25856184
she's the pretty stallion

Pls

get ready for a mini update

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>>25842319
"Hey Mom, what ever happened to Auntie Autumn?"
>"That mare? I thought I told you this before? Well, ever since our little adventure, she tried to do her own little preservation society. She's probably at this Summit, too, considering how successful it's been."

>Alright

>>25837322
>>25839174
>>25840279
>>25839294
>>25842288

"Hey, Griz, let's go see the delegates meeting."
>"Duuuude, really? I don’t want to deal with that politics mumbo jumbo. I'd rather go take a nap."
"Well think of it this way, you can touch the Duchess's butt and you might even see a Princess up at the meeting, too."
>His eyebrow cocks at the notion, and he chugs his orange juice
>Slamming it down and letting out a sigh of satisfaction, he hops to his feet and puts on his signature cap.
>"Alright. Fine. Let's do this. Though if there isn't a Princess to be hand, I'm gonna wreck that Duchess butt."
>…
>After a bit of a walk, you follow the instructions of the card to lead you to the meeting of the delegates.
>Before you lies a very large, and very stately outdoor garden.
>You can hear a quiet, contained bustle known only to foreign powers.
>Down below, surrounded by shrubbery and flowers, appears to be the meat of the foreign delegates.
>Several representatives can be seen chatting and drinking with each other.
>Among the ponyfolk, you spot some towering newcomers.
>Griffins, Bastets, Diamond Dogs, Scalebound, even a few Minotaurs.
>You can’t really see any Princesses though…
>…That is until you draw your attention skyward
>There, above the crowd
>On an isolated balcony
>You see a purple alicorn watching calmly while being flanked by two Royal Guards.
>She appears to be talking about… something
>As well as flipping through cards of some kind.
>Perhaps the event hasn’t started yet?

>In any case, what’s your plan?

>>25857975
We don't have much time! We need to ascened. Griz is probably too little to fly, so we need to find a way inside. Pull him along and and try to zero in on that location.

>>25858016
>too little to fly
>already flew before
lad

>>25857975
Find way to balcony quick. Griz will get his this very hour! Perhaps we can get some bookbutt too...

>>25857975
View her stats! Then ask when it starts because we are going to fuck with her behind when no one can see us.

Thats right when she is giving a speech and can't do anything about it.

>>25858049
Fuck Griz this is our S rank

>>25858052
I like this but we need to get rid of the guards

We could wait for her speech to finish and then we can follow for awhile until she separates from the guards. Then when she's alone we strike.

>>25858116
Nah during her speech and telling her if she wants to ruin this special event by saying something 10/10

>>25858092
We can ZZZ them but we need to get up their to see whats going on

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>>25858049
>You look around to see where you can get up to the balcony from.
>Looks like there are some alcoves in the second floor that lead to a hallway that encircles the perimieter of the second floor proper.
>The railings look thin though...
>You'd need to find either a heavy object or a strong railing to latch onto safely to pull yourself up.

>There also appears to be an archway leading into a courtyard
>But its guarded by two guardsponies, one of which is facing out, the other of which is facing in.
>In addition, you see a patrol of one guard per side of the structure, meaning you can't stray too long in any one location.

>Finally, there appears to be a group of delegates being led around the grounds by some Guardsponies as well.
>You can assume that sooner or later, they will get a chance to go into the same building as Princess Twilight is at one point or another.
>When, though, is the real question?

>>25858052
>You take out the Buttoculars and lock in on Princess Twilight's bountiful rear.
>Griz wasn't kidding about the Hayburger diet.
>Her ravenous consumption of fast food and lack of decent exercise make her butt the softest yet, a veritable Plush Plus!

>You ask Griz about when the speech might start.
>”Judging from the rumors of her insane punctuality...”
>Griz checks the clock on the Diner.
>"I'd guess the speech will start in exactly 10 minutes, since that's when we'll be exactly half past somethingo'clock"
>Enough time to perform some sneaky sneak...

>>25858079
>You briefly consider stealing this butt touch for yourself
>…But that would be way too mean to Griz.
>He’s promised to help you with not one, but every single butt touch this entire trip
>To stiff him of his one request…
>…That would be cruel beyond all reason.

>In any case
>How shall you proceed?

>>25858309
Ask Catbro to hug us and use our grabber to pull ourselves up to the railing so I guess look around

>>25858309
Could he fly up to the second floor alcoves and give us something to use the grapple on?

>>25858343
Voting this.

>>25858309
Maybe we can give Griz the Popato Chisps in exchange for a favor in the future?

>>25858390
How is this relevant at all to our current situation?
Griz has pretty much offered us infinite favors in the name of butt-touching.

>>25858390
Chisps are for guard bribery/distraction. Plus, he's best friend, we don't need to pay him off.

>>25858409
Would the guards even take the trade?

>>25858416
Of course they will. It was in the bloody item description.

>>25858416
Of course. Guards ADORE poptato chisps.

>>25858416
The chips do what the chips do.

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>>25858332
>You consider just pulling both you and Griz up to the second floor at the same time
>...But the problem is that if the railing broke due to your combined weight, you'd get a heck of an ouchie
>And probably get in trouble for damaging royal property.

>Better to find something strong enough to carry your weight, or heavy enough to hook onto.


>>25858343
>>25858371
>You tell Griz to fly up to the second floor to get a better look at things.
>At first, he waits in the air, then he flies in, touching down softly in the hallway.

===

>You are now the griz
>After waiting for that patrol to pass, you've gotten yourself into the complex nice and quietly.
>For this touch to go off without a hitch, you'll need Quick's grappling hook and presence to run interference.

>But first...
>You need to find something strong enough to carry him up, or heavy enough to hook onto to not cause any issues.
>Once you find it, you can pull him up.

>You'd pull him up yourself, but the time it would take might cause a patrol to catch you.
>That is... unless you figured out how to stop that.

>Whatever
>Let's do this
>...But what might 'this' be?

[[Patrol will be appraching from the RIGHT in two actions!]]

>>25858526
As opposed to any of that nonsense, if Quick runs a distraction in the garden, causing the balcony guards and princess to look down, Griz would have a clear shot to sprint over and bury his beak in deep.

>>25858526
How big is the patrol?
This may be the perfect time to use the bear trap and tranq gun.

>>25858526
We can break that pot and they'll come check out the noise.

>>25858526
We can leave the cup cake to distract them? Or perhaps look around.

>>25858551
>>25858552
To much evidence.

>>25858526
What's inside that room?

>>25858576
What are you talking about?
There's no such thing as evidence if there's no one around to see it.
This is where we pull off the pile of bodies strat where guards check out what's wrong, we take them out, and continue until there's no one left.
Then the coast will be clear.

>>25858605
And if we fail to knock out 1 of the guards before they can call for reinforcements?

>>25858634
You talkin shit about the griz, his parents, and their gifts for him? He can do this. You just gotta believe.

>>25858634
He can fucking do it. I believe in our little lionbird. Attack the guards.

>>25858659
>>25858692
The patrol will come by again and we'll still need to find something for the grappling hook to attach to.

>>25858692
We should at least put that vase upside down in their path so they stay still to check it out.

We should of gave our grabber to catbird so he grab us and it pulls us up

>>25858709
Like unconscious guard butt?
Sure it's an unconscious body worth no points, but it's right there.

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>>25858736
Well hey, if it's right there.

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>>25858551
>You wait and listen as best you can, letting your mom's trapper training take root

>...
>...
>...

>Ah ha!

>Looks like there are a few guards on this part of the floor.

>What will you do?

[[Patrol appraching from the RIGHT in 1 action!]]

Instincts keep people from naturally looking up. Lets do "The Grudge" thing and crawl on the ceiling.

>>25858761
Start by tranqing the one south of us.
When the one up north turns the corner into our hallway, hide behind the pillar as he rushes in to check the downed body and shoot him when he gets there.
From there we can move forward.

>>25858761
Obviously we need to pull a James Bond and roll under the guard while he's walking by. Then we can cling to his belly and get past all the checkpoints.

>>25858761
Distract with vase

>>25858808
Screw Metal Gearing this.
I vote for this.

>>25858808
THIS.

>>25858808
I hope our hat doesn't fall off and then we grab it and pull it back on just before a guard looks down. indiana jones + james bond

>>25858852
I want to shoot the guard's underside a few times or plant the bear trap on him before you disembark. Then we walk off as the guard explodes behind us.
And the griz doesn't look back.

>>25858808
How is this going to give us something to grapple to?

>>25858892
Tranq him a few times for a delayed explosion and then jump up in the ceiling ala >>25858790. The balcony guards rush to find the explosion. Twilight is too distracted by her notecards to be bothered by an explosion. Then we get the tush. It's foolproof.

>>25858914
No need to get Quick here with us if we complete the entire touch ourselves.

>>25858928
You seriously want to leave Quick on the sidelines?

>>25859005
Quick will understand.

>>25859005
We saw our opening and went for it. Quick knows the booty game.

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>>25858808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM

>While tranquilizing each guard individually would clear things out...
>...That's way too boring
>You'd rather take a much more... active apprach to this booty touch.

>>25858539
>You motion over the railing to Quickie to wait for your signal in the crowd, and raise hell on it.
>You'll make this an operation Dad can really be proud of.

>AS the guard passes, you duck and roll under him, grabbing onto the heavy plates hanigng off his sides.
>Luckily, the Guardsponies are larger stallions, making your belly cling a very sneaky way of hiding.

>Now the only trick is to wait for him to get past each checkpoint and disembark by the Princess.

>You hang onto the guard's belly and allow him to make his rounds.
>You also hang onto your hat
>Don't want to lose it, now.

>...
>As the guard turns the corner, you look ahead.
>It seems there are three alcoves you can duck into.

>The first is the closest.
>It's moderately safe, but stopping here means you either have to duck into a spare room to dodge a patrol, or you'll need to head up to the roof of the complex to get a breather from the guards.

>The second is a bit further down the hall.
>Its the alcove that leads right to the balcony where the tush awaits.
>Easily the most dangerous, but danger is your middle name, and totally not Marion.

>Finally, the last alcove is in a secluded corner of the hall.
>It offers the maximum safety one can expect, but it's also the furthest from the target.
>Looks like the Guard patrols terminate there as well, meaning a lot of them can seee and gather at that spot.

>What's the plan?

>>25859035
>The second is a bit further down the hall.

>>25859035
The Marion Griz fears nothing. He's taking the tush balcony.

>>25859035
Wait until the second. If hell is being raised then roll off and tranq the balcony guards. If not, go to the third and wait for the signal.

>>25859048

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>>25859048
>>25859064
>>25859065
>>25859156

>You hang on until the second alcove
>This way is the best
>To be close to the Princesses squishy flank
>It fills you with DETERMINATION

>...And this Guard is gonna get filled with some SLEEPING DARTS.
>>25858917
>You load up his underbelly with a few shots, and send him on a slow, stumbling course into some barrels.
>Just as the darts begin to take effect
>You disembark, landing quietly and without consequence.

>The guard continues to shamble and babble slowly to the barrels.
>If all goes well, the explosion should alert all the other guards on the floor.

>When that happens, what's your battle plan?

>>25859294
pausing

>>25859294
Jump up on that portcullis. After those two guards run through go on the otherside and hit the lever, dropping it. Then it's just us and sweet flank.

>>25859294
To bad we don't have a card board box

Luna Still has the biggest butt.

>>25860208
It is known. She has the most plump, plush flanks.

>>25859294
Keep above them with your wings, and when the guards become distracted, drop down and get that ass.

How will you touch it you say? Well, let me describe how in one song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>>25860314
So work that body and make sure you hurt nobody?

What would Griz's Secret Agent code name be?

>>25860469
B007y

>>25860469
C-yк4

>>25860469
Solid Booty

>>25860469
T005H

>>25860469
The Griffon from B.O.O.T.Y

>>25860532
>not Naked Booty

>>25860563
Booty Royale

>>25860775
The mare with the golden buns

>>25861419
Octobooty

>>25861842
>T005H
The butt is not enough

>>25859294
That's a big guard. Bet he has a big benis as well

Where is the Duchess Griffon booty?

>>25859294

Are we not worried about the overdose of sleeping agent killing the guard?

>>25862473
Disregarded probably in favor of Princess twilight bottom being literally right in front of us.

>>25863155
I hope we get to see her at least.

>>25863155
Do you think Griz will take a lesson from Quick and go for a lick, or will he just go for a stylish touch?

>>25863223
I think griz will go for pure style, judging from how he's been going about this so far.

>>25863799
He likes his butts shaken, not stirred.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrgv3D0sWc8

Booty bump

>>25863799
Griz has the advantage of having fingers.
He can style all over dat booty.

What colors are Quick and Shelly?

>>25865795
The colors of the great storm in the depths of the mind.

I wonder how quick is going to make a distraction.

Buttquest is gonna take another pause tonight. Sorry guys.

>>25868892

>>25865795
Blue

>>25865795
See how unoriginal Hijacker is, they will be their parents colors.

>>25871085
Should they not be?

>>25871096
It's better than everyone being shades of blue.

>>25871085
So like kilala?

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>>25871096

>>25870481

>>25865087

>>25861378

>>25874443

>>25870481

>>25876504

>>25876549

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>>25859294

>As you get ready to get onto the porti
>Porta
>putha
>Gate thing

>You look over to where your transport has gotten off to.
>Unsurprisingly, he's almost reached the end of the hall
>Just as he is about to cross into the barrel territory, another guard pops out from the corner.
>"Oh! Sir, I was- I mean I know I'm not supposed to- I mean I-"

>She fumbles with her words several times, the drugged guard taking lumbering and uneasy steps towards her
>"Sir! I just wanted to say... I've always had feelings for you and- AAAH!"

>The drugged guard stumbles headfirst into the chest of the mare, babbling all the way
>"Oh, Sir! I KNEW you felt the same way! I could see it in your eyes I could- Sir?"

>He stumbles further into her, pressing against her face
>"O-Oh my... Right here?”
>Her arms wrap around him as she takes yet another shaky step into her, causing her to fall onto her haunches.
>”S-Sir! What if we get caught! We’ll-“
>He stumbles into her, knocking her onto the floor, jamming his face into her stomach
>”Oh who cares! Let Celestia banish us both! TAKE ME NOW, YOU POWERFUL STALLI-“

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>>25877747

>The explosion was massive.


"Holy toledo."

>An alarm has been raised across the grounds!
>Guards will be heading to=wards the explosion!

>What's the plan?

>>25877756
Guards clearly aware. Climb onto ceiling, wait for them to investigate. Afterwards, drop down, hit the grate.

>>25877756
I thought the plan was to >>25859320

>>25877756
are... are we murderers now.

>>25877773
Pfft. They'll be fine

>>25877756
Why in the hell did he explode?

>>25877777
quints confirm, they'll walk it off.

>>25877756
Hide!!!

>>25877756
This >>25877770 is good

>>25877779
That's what happens when you shoot the undersides of things.

>>25877779
Armor is always thinnest on the undercarriage

>>25877793
Seriously?

>>25877756
magic up some sunglasses and walk slowly away from the explosion.

>>25877756
Fly up. Hide.

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>>25877888
>>25877770
>>25859320

>You leap up onto the grating and hang onto it for dear life
>You crane your head around the hallways to see droves of guards rushing to the scene of the explosion
>"Secure the Princess!"
>"Are there any injured?"
>"I Think I have a splinter!"
>Various voices shout over one another as guard scramble about.

>You look out towards the PRincess and see what she's up to
>She was momentarily distracted, but she then continues speaking to the crowd
>"Everytthing is under control, everypony. Can the Griffins PLEASE stop trying to open fire!?"

>The two guards flanking Princess Twilight gingerly step out of their positions...

>>25877952
Move you crazy cat, move.

>>25877952
Swoop in like the predator you are.

>>25877952
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.

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>>25878129
>>25878037
>>25878021

>Eager to get the guards to move positions, you peg a neaby guard on the other side of the door with a tranquilizer dart
>"Ah! I think a mosquito bit me!"
>Weird.
>They usually don't feel that.

>Sure enough though, one of the flank guards shouts
>"Corporal Bananna's been hit! Get the cream!"
>The second flank guard salutes and rushes out of the door.
>The first flank guard whispers to Princess Twilight
>"Princess, we must tend to the injured for now. Please stay safe."
>"Very well, Sir." she curtly replies
>You're sure she's rolling her eyes

>Once both flanks are past the gate, you drop down ever so quietly and-
>"Hey! You! G-"

>You SLAM the mechanism down, causing the gate to fall shut, locking out the enitre guard from their Princess.
"Oh YEAH!"

>"Hey! Kid! Open that gate NOW or you're not getting dessert!"
>You blow a raspberry at the guard and turn to face the Princesses Royal tush
>Completely open and free.

>What's your plan?

>>25878181
We need something good, but more importantly, something that Quick couldn't do one his own. So we use our claws, one cheek in either hand and spread, spread like the wind.

>>25878181
Nuzzle that tush.

>>25878181

Play drums on that Twi booty while whistling the griffon national anthem.

>>25878181
https://youtu.be/KfCk3oxiN6M?t=3m41s
Play her booty like Stomp

>>25878181
I think she's onto us, lads.

>>25878181
Tell her you have an experiment to do and it involves her booty.

>>25878269
This.
Twilight would be fine with booty touching in the name of science.

>>25878244
>>25878194
I change my vote for this. Do a quick dance on her ass and then flee mothafucka FLEE

>>25878299
Or we could use the griffon delegates as leverage into getting her to make her booty our stage.

>all thing anons rushing for the booty
Guys she has magic, we ain't getting to that tush quick enough before she grabs us.
We gotta use diplomacy.

>>25878181
Say something really childish like "I have always wanted find out what a princess feels like, Can I touch you?"
and give her the biggest puppy-dog eyes you can manage.

>>25878233
Our dad will be so proud

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>>25878366
>>25878269
>>25878258

>You're ready to rush the booty
>But a thought occurs!
>She has magic, and she’s cognizant of your presence.

>You need to think fast!

>...

>Then it hits you.
>You take off your hat
>Open your eyes nice and wide
>And shyly step up to the bootylicious Princess

"Muh-Miss Twilight?"
>"Hm? Who- Oh! What are you doing up here, little one? Where the heck are your parents?"

>Uhh
>You opt to give her the silent treatment

>She reels back a bit, unsure of what to do
>"O....Kay.... You have to go, little one. You can't be up here!"
"But I've always wanted to be near a Princess!"
>"And you are! Hah hah... Uhhhh.. Please... Go?"

>Time to go in for the kill
"Can I brush your mane?"
>"My... My mane?"
"Yeah! It's so pretty! Pretty please?"
>You really lay it on...
>She groans a bit and looks around, noting the crowd gathering below
>Seems she's realizing if she turns a kid away, it might look bad.

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>"Oh... What the hay. C'mon up, little griffin. Here, I'll let you sit on my back."

>YES!
>You scramble up her withers
>"Oooh! Claws! Ah!"

>And take a seat upon her.
>"Uhhh... Don't you want to face forward?"

>You take one deep breath, and ready your claws.
"No."
>"H-Huh?"

>Let's get to work

>>25878615
Start with quick pinches up her backside! Use the claws, baby.

>>25878615
Make em proud.

>>25878610
Please? My father is a drunk and my mom is always away from home adventuring and it's all I ever wanted

>>25878615
Massage those cheeks

>>25878615
scritch her under the dock to get the tail out of the way so you have full access to the target.

>>25878615
Start off slow with a nice rub and slowly go lower and lower.
If she asks what we are doing tell her that she feels nice and soft.

>inb4 this causes a war

>>25878615
Keep her distracted while we fondle the flanks by Asking her questions on what she is doing here.

>>25878615

We're a young griffon, we can't tell a mane from a tail. Pet the tail with one set of talons, grope and squeeze twi butt with the other set. And yeah, keep her distracted with questions; she likes learning little ones.

>>25878615
In our new position we can go in with our paws as well for x2 bonus.

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>>25878681
>>25878701
>>25878642
>>25878633

>You start slow, rubbing her midsection
>"Hey y-you said you were going to brush my mane!"

>>25878620
"But you're so soft, Princess!"
>She chuckles
>"Well I do exfolitAAATE!"
>She squeals as your playful pinches turn into deep and greedy grabs as you reach her ass

>You squeeze her supple flanks with both hands, gyrating each claw to get a good grip and feel for her very special texture.
>Each time you squeeze, she back legs kicks slightly, and you feel a shudder roll through her body.

>Once her faculties return though, she stutters out a panicked
>"You-! You can't touch a mare there!"
"Where?"

>You dig your claws in and massage her plushy posterior
"Here?"

>She half moans a "Riiight Theeere~"
>...Before snapping back to reality and facing the crowd with a fierce blush.

>She shakes her head, and rattles her trunk, trying to shake you off.
>"I-I need you to get off! Now!"
>As if.

>You dig your heel into her barrel and tug her tail, causing her to yelp and spin in place
>Almost...
>You find yourself facing the crowd, and you spy Quick Fix in the crowd by the Griffin Duchess
>You give a wave before being rudely interrupted by a bashing
>"Open that gate ponies! Protect the Princess!" a guard shouts as another bash sounds out against the gate

>Guess that's the cue to move.

>You ready yourself for the final act.

>>25878894
Have quick make a distraction to cover our escape.

>>25878894
"Why are you so wet here"
Feel da poon.

>>25878894
give her ass a nuzzle with your face

>>25878894
Show her the glory of having fingers.

>>25878894
I know you have a lewd version of this Hijacker

>>25878943
>>25878984
http://i.imgur.com/k9ZOMyp.png

Guys. A bit of originality, please? Gently, so as not to hurt her, drag our claws up her backside, hop up, and use it as a springboard while we fly away.

>>25878993
Play with her.
Show her what fingers can do.

>>25878894
Get Quick to do his distraction, Give Twilight a final incapacitating booty touch and escape in style.

>>25878993
Man I wish we could go further with the princess.

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>>25878937
>>25879030
>>25878312
>>25878301
>>25878244

>You give Quickie the thumbs up
>The universal sign of RELEASE IT

>Quickie pokes what appears to be the Griffin Duchess in the ribs
>She nods slowly, and flicks her wrist in the air
>Then you hear it from the sidelines
>Quiet at first, but it slowly rises in volume, much to the confusion of the delegates and the Princess herself.
>This is it
>Dad would be beyond proud.

>Pride swells up in your chest, and like a divinely inspired action, you flatten your palms
>And begin to play the song of your people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s

>You go absolutely nuts on her butts
>"WH-WH-WHAT TH-TH-THE H-H-HECK!?" Twilight squeals as you unleash hell on her ass
>The Griffin delegates and Quick Fix can only salute you and your glorious symphony

>>25879147
That is a QT Griffon.

>>25879147
This... this seems like it's bordering on physical assault. Seriously, we are just beating her ass at this point. Her ass is going to be bright red, covered in hand prints, and she won't be able to sit for days.

This seems highly illegal

>>25879178
He made quite an impression on the princess.

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>>25878995

>You finish off your onslaught with the most tender of scratches
>An agonizingly slow drag with your claws up the insider of her thighs and to her dock
>Princess Twilight shakes and babbles at the sensation, her tail extending outright into a veritable diving platform

>Satisfied with your work, you turn to see the Guard has finally buested through a portion of the gate
>You bid your goodbyes in the most respectful way possible

"Later, Losers!"

>And you jump off her extended tail, taking off into the sky
>As you pass over Quickie, you hear him yell out among the chaos
>"BEATURIFUL WORK, GRIZ!"

>Yeah
>You know

===

[[Legendary Touch!]]

>Great Job!

>Thanks to your efforts, Griz will be more efective for the rest of the trip!

>Excellent work.

===

>You are Quick Fix once again
>And judging from the mass of Guards spilling out into the balcony
>It might be time to get to safety.

"Thank you, your Highness"
>"But of course, my dear child. Your friend looked quite pleased! Hopefully the rest of the Summit will prove to be... Entertaining~"
>She pinches your cheek for good measure.

>Where should we meet with Griz?

>>25879270
Give the griffon a passing grope.

>>25879270
Meet up just outside the summit and go to the adventure team for lunch.

>>25879270
>didn't get to at least see QT Griffon Duchess's butt.

Aww.

Get ready to meet up with adventure group I guess.

>>25879276
idk if we shud do dat mane.

>>25879270
ACED IT!
Man Griz is a beast!
I hope we get to play him again sometime.

>>25879311
She pinched our cheek we pinch hers. Fair is fair.

>>25879311
She seems friendly enough.
At least give her a pat on the tush for good luck.

>>25879270
I dunno how we are gonna top that.

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>>25879276
>>25879306
>>25879324

>Believing in the spirit of fairness, you extend your mouth and give her a bit of a nibble on the butt
>She jerks up in suprised, but turns back and coos to you
>"Oh you ponyfolk are so ravenous! Though it is usually custom for the griffin to eat the pony, no?"

>You let go, not sure if she's joking or not
>Even with her fiendish cackle.

>Still, with your business concluded, you make your way back to the main street where you find Griz sipping on a drink
>"Hey dude, what's up?"
>He hides his face for a bit as a pair of guards goes trotting past you two before sipping his shake again.
>"Guess that last touch was a bit too high profile?"

>Input conversation

>>25879427
No it was bad ass!

>>25879427
Probably but who cares. it was worth it wasn't it?

>>25879427
We have to go bigger.

>>25879427
High five Griz.

>>25879427
Why you crop the paws?

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>>25879481

>>25879506
I was just wondering why you cropped it honestly.
but thanks

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>>25879459
>>25879440
>>25879437
>>25879452

"No way dude! That was unbelievable!"
>You cock your hoof back, and he follows with his claw
>The two of you experience the loudest, greatest high five to ever grace the planet
>Well, maybe not
>BUT IT TOTALLY SHOULD BE

>"It better have been! I'm kinda spent from that, too!"
"I never knew you were so operator! Where did you lean to do all that?"
>"Turns out having a trapper for a mom and a soldier for a dad makes you go through a lot of training for situations like this!"
"Kinda makes me wonder about the Princesses' security. It's kinda garbo."
>"Eh. They're like immortal or something, so I don't think the guards do anything special."

>In any case, you check the time and see that it's almost time to meet up with Orrie and Grillby.

===

>You have 2 JollyBux Today
>You have time to visit your room or the shop.

>What would you like to do?

>>25879633
Lets take a look at the shop. After all, why not?

>>25879633
Put the Box scroll in the room and get the Gold heart potion.

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>You enter the shop
>The half dead attendant slurs out
>"Come on in... We have some new stock."
"Hey what gives! Why are things more expensive!?"
>"Economic Balance."

===

>Powder Smoke Bomb
Festive! A bomb causes a plume of smoke. Comes in many colors!

>Royal Guard Flare
Cautious! A flare used by the Guard to alert one another of their positions! Using this will attract Guard patrols to the target location.

>Master Energy Drink
J-jittery! A can of a powerful energy drink. Not designed for foals. Use with caution.

>Magic Marker
Colorful! A marker that can be used on practically any surface, including magical walls! Comes in many colors.

>Gumdrop Bag
Chewy! A bag of candy that can really gum up any situation. Incredibly sticky!

>Golden Heart Potion
Solid! A potion that mimics a severe case of midaslingingasfn- whatever! It makes you heavy and gold!

===

>What's your choice?

>>25879718
NOW we pause

>>25879718
magic marker

>>25880834
This

>>25880834
It better be able to change colors and be limitless.

How fun.

B U M P
U
M
P

>>25883599

>>25884447

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>>25879718

>You hand the clerk 1 jollybuck and request the magic marker


>>25880834
>>25881285
>>25879658

>Upon recieving the marker, you open the package and read the manual
>...
>Why does a marker come with a manual?

===


>A very special product from NibCo, introducing the Rainbow Deluxe Magic Marker!
>Make your mark on any surface, and we mean ANY surface or your money back!
>Never grab the wrong color again! Our adaptive nib technology allows you to mark with any color on the color wheel, even rainbow colors as well! Just be sure to SPECIFY! (Warning: Not specifying a color will result in a Black Ink.)
>With our unique 'StabTec' stabilizers, the ink will never flow where you don't want it to!
>Never have an art block again!

===

>Neat?
>In any case, you head back to the room and deposit your Box Scroll.

===

Storage:

> Box Scroll
> Bear Trap

===

>Would you like to deposit anything else before heading to lunch with Iron Ore and Grillby?

>>25886429
Pull out the marker and wave it in the air. See if it marks the air. If not, demand Jollybuck back. Just like mom taught us.

Also ask thrifty and glamour what that flaming figure is.

>>25886467
>air
>surface

>>25886502
The surface of the air.
Duh.

>>25886502

I've seen cartoon characters paint black holes on the air enough times to know that it has a surface.

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>>25886467

>You uncap the marker
>"Dude, what are you doing? Testing it out?"
"They said any surface."
>"And?"

"I'm gonna mark the AIR!"
>"The air isn't a sur-"
>You scribble in the air and-

"OH GEEZE"
>"QUICK, WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"I DUNNO! HOW DO WE GET RID OF IT?!"
>"DUDE WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU JUST MARK AND-"
"I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK"
>"I DIDN'T EITHER- CAP IT QUICK!"

>You slap the cap onto the marker
>You can still see the weird line just kinda hovering around.
>Uh...
>"Man you're lucky your mom isn't the type to KILL you for messing up space-time with a marker."

>Input action

>>25886638
Throw a sheet over the hole in space time

>>25886638
Oh cool, texture error.

>>25886638
Walk away whistling.
This never happened.
NEVER
HAPPENED

>>25886638
See if you can pick it up and wave it around.

>>25886638
Wait, we didn't specify a color, so it should draw a black line instead of a shit transparent-glitchy line. Demand a refund or sue NibCo.

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>>25886718

>You try to grab the line
>Your hoof clacks against it
>You pick it up and whip it around haphazardly
"Baller."
>"You think if you drew like a plane or something, we could fly in it?"
"That'd take a while. We might miss our lunch with Orrie if I tried that now."
>"Okay, okay, but what about later?"
"Maybe, I guess?"

>>25886738
>You open the manual and start searching
>"Whatcha lookin' for?" Griz asks, taking his time to swing the ink stick around too
"It said if I didn't think of a color, it would be BLACK ink, not this... thing."

>Ah here it is.
>"Black* Ink"
>You look at the bottom
>In impossibly fine print, you read
>"*Note* Black Ink refers to Black Checker Ink, a special ink used to notate errors in color specification. For the color, refer to 'black' ink"

"I hate bureaucracy."

>What now?

>>25886839
Tie it around our barrel and wear it as a belt.

>>25886839
On the bright side, we can draw anything we need if we want to.
Check how long the ink lasts, and if we can get refills or have to buy a new marker.

>>25886839
To lunch!
We have butt touching stories to share

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>>25886856

>You grab the line from Griz
>"Hey!"
>After testing the flexibility of the creation, you tie it around your waist
"Swanky."

>"More like garish, dude."
>He's got a point.
>You crack open the manual again
>Says here the ink lasts for about an hour before disintegrating.
>It's also highly flammable.

>THe marker's box says you'll never need a refill, but using it for extended periods of time dries out the tip, meaning you'll have to wait a while before using it again.
>But the amount you need to use to trigger this far exceeds the standard writing and marking amounts of the average pony.
>Basically, don't draw any masterpieces, and you'll do fine.

>>25886933
>You tighten your belt and stow the marker
"Alright, enough wasting time, let's fly, Griz!"

>You and your friend make your way down to the Diner, where Orrie and Grillby await.