>Hey Anon, you want to come over to my house for my Family

Shimmerfag pls

>>25829973
That actually sounds quite pleasant.

>>25830418
No it doesn't, stupid normies reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>25829973
Silly starlight, I'm a heathen and won't ever be religious

>>25829973
Maybe. What board games do you play there Starlight?

>>25829973
You're not Jewish are you?

>>25829973
That's sounds ____fun

>>25829973

Wow, Starlight you are such a nice girl
And your smile is really cute
I will sure go

>>25829973
Sounds great! Hope you don't mind I'm an atheist.

>>25829973
>she's actually a satanist
>reading scripture meant reading unholy incantations

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"Family Home Evening? What, I'm part of your family now?"
>She smiles at you
>"If you want to be!"
>Not gonna lie, your heart went up a few degrees
"Alright, alright. One condition."
>"And what's that, Anon?"
"Eight rice krispies."


>"YAHTZEE!"
>FUCK ME her grandmother won again. You wish you learned how to play this game before tonight so you wouldn't get crushed in front of Glimmer by a mare whose skin looked like a deflated balloon.
>The room laughs and you can't help but join in. Ponies are slapping each other's backs - including yours.
>Equestria hasn't felt like a home for you since you got here. You would've been ostracized if it were not for Twilight, and even then it took a few months for ponies to warm up to you.
>Now, in this moment, you don't miss the life you had before.
>You and Glimmer lock eyes for a moment before tearing away and acting like it didn't happen.
>You can't believe this is happening.

>"Okay every'body', time for scripture!"
>Shit, forgot about that.
"O-okay, should I just -"
>The lights are dimmed as several deep red candles are lit.
>You can barely see anything, but you make out every single family member donning a black robe that they procured from seemingly nowhere.
>The Yahtzee grandma is drawing a shape on the floor with white chalk... looks like a shitty illustration of...
"A fucking pentagram?"
>One of the cloaks are handed to you by a neighbor, but it takes you a second to realize that it's Starlight.
"Star, what the hell is this?"
>"Oh, nice pun Anon! You have the greatest sense of humor."
>She blushes.
>Pun?

>Holy shit, they're Satanists. SHE'S a Satanist.
"You're a goddamn Satanist?!"
>"HA! Another zinger. I like you, Anon. I hope we can hang out some more after this."
>She's REALLY cute. It makes you hesitate long enough to allow the door, previously open, to be shut and barred by a hooded pony.

>>25830471
Parcheesi

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>One of the ponies - you think it's her father - steps to the edge of the pentagram and speaks.
>"Allow us to begin the weekly ritual by welcoming Anon, the unholy abomination."
>"Welcome, Anon!" They all greet enthusiastically.
>EXCUSE ME?
"What did you call me?"
>Starlight wraps her hoof around your arm and shakes it for a second.
>"Anon, don't be rude! It's the opening statement, then the guest speaker!"
>You nearly say "Jesus Christ," but think better of it.
>"Anon has been found and brought to us by Starlight the Blood Drinker, and the Unholy Master is grateful for her loyalty. Starlight earns one gold star on the board."
>A light is brought to the darkest corner of the room, where a chalkboard is covered in rows of names, each bearing different numbers of stars.
>Starlight's has another one added to it. She has the most.
>You try to hold in laughter while trying to hold in your lunch. This is bizarre!
>"Anon, most disgusting creature from the depths of Tartarus, have you anything to say?"
>Starlight nudges you and gives a gentle smile.
>Holy fuck
"Er, yeah. Thanks for the invitation, and um. Yeah, the games were fun."
>The hoods are silent. The speaker turns his head to look at you.
>"Anything else? Anything you might want to... report?"
>OH SHIT
"Satan... Satan sends his thanks and wants you to keep up the good work."
>...
>The crowd claps for 3 seconds before ceasing all at once, the room deadly silent once more.
>Starlight beams at you, her smile as cute as ever.
>"I can't believe how cool this is!"
>You can't believe how fucked this is.
>Here goes the leader again.
>"Oh great terribleness, please grace us lesser mortals with your presence upon the pentagram."
>Oh man. You'd really rather not, but you don't want to think about the ways they'd try to kill a treacherous "demon."
"S-sure thing, dude! Haha."

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>>25829973
Okay, but I get to pick the game! And the god.

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>As you step into the circle, the chalk begins to glow and turn into a red darker than your blood.
>"Lorem Ipsum. Lorem Ipsum," they chant.
>You start to feel heat rising from the ground beneath you, making the air seem to bend in front of you.
>"Lorem Ipsum, Lorem Ipsum!"
>You hear whispers that seem familiar to you. Your grandmother is reminding you to ear your peas, but she died years ago.
>"Lorem! Ipsum! Lorem! Ipsum!"
>Is that... your dog?
"Come here, Bandit! Bandit, boy, come here!"
>Are those tears or blood coming out of your eyes?
"LOREM IPSUM LOREM IPSUM"
>You look to Glimmer but don't see anyone there. She's been swept into the fervor, yelling the chant as if that's all that matters.
>Whoops! There goes the nine rice krispies you ate.
>The excitement ends as soon as your upchuck breaks the symbols on the ground.
>The ponies' chanting takes a while to die out as they realize one by one that nothing's happening anymore.
>You clothes are steaming and you shit your pants.
>Glimmer's family just seems bummed out, not angry or anything.
>Her father whips off his hood, revealing his large glasses and wimpy mustache. He's still got some guac on his face.
>"Golly darnit! There goes another night. All these silly abominations never hold up."
>He comes over and gives you a pat on the back.
>"Well, you're okay in my book, sonny. Heck, I'd even let you date my daughter!"
>He waggles his eyebrows and Starlight blushes.
>You cry a little bit and mutter something about your pants.
>"Now who wants to play charades!"

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>>25829999
Hahahaha... oh boy, quads. We're getting serious.

>>25829973
>Implying you have a family.
As far as know the only one that actually cared about you was Sunburst. Then he left you.