You're waifu is reading all the posts you ever made on /mlp/

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>>25826474
>her face when

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>>25826474
Considering they're mostly disparaging remarks about other waifufags she might approve.

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>>25826474
She'll pity me at the very least

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>"Anon almost all of these are just Moars and complimenting writers, whilst giving them critiques."

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>>25826474
>My waifu is going to read my post history.
>Feel proud that I always try to remain civil on the internet.
>Suddenly remember that my waifu is Limestone.
>She reads my posts, calls me a faggot, and tells me to go back to ponychan.
>Ow.

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>>25826474
All of them.....honestly I don't think she'd mind, and to add to what she would be reading hi waifu.

>>25826474
I've been on /mlp/ since 2012. I've made a LOT of posts, a good deal of them I'm far from proud of.

That said, she'd probably go "tl;dr" after just hitting the tip of the iceberg, if not disregard it entirely because there's no sense reading posts that some loser from another universe made on a Roman sandal repair imageboard.

>>25826474
I think shim sham would be displeased that I wrote a FNAF crossover with her in it.

She doesn't make it.

>>25826474
This is literally my first post on /mlp/, I don't think I'm fucked to be honest family.

>>25826889
Welcome, gb2reddit, fuck yourself eqg shill, hasdrone get off my board, nice to meet you, >>>/trash/, etc., etc.

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>>25826474
>"Do you do anything but shitpost?"

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>>25826864
>shimmerfag
>fnaf

I'd love to describe all the posts I've made and what I think my waifu would think of them, but for whom? I'm not likely to get any replies. Which is a shame, because I would love to share my thoughts and receive other anons' input, but the latter is unlikely to happen judging by the previous posts.

>>25826912
Is Rarity blowing a bubble with her nose?

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Ideal response:
>"A-are hooves really your... your... f-fetish... Anon?"
More likely: pic related

>>25826945
It's a snot bubble

>>25826945
Can't unsee

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>>25826474
>Uhhh, y'know sex don't work that way, right?

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In celebration,
>>25826889
>>25826908

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>>25826474
>"Half of them them have my picture."
>"And the other...oh, such launguage."

>>25827051
>It's a newfags fucking christmas special
Needs more hand-holding and horsepussy,

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>I want Greg to cum inside of me
>I want Dan to cum inside of me
>Twalot will lose her wings
>Christian sunset
I am the king of shitpost girl

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>>25826474
>"Woah, Nonny, you reeeeeeally seem to like Dashie a lot, don't you?"

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>>25826474
Oh god.

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She'll see herself alot since waifuposting is an enjoyable pastime for me. Oh and also alot of shitty, erotic greentext.

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she'll kill me dead for all the shitposting I was posting since 2012

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I don't allow my waifu to talk.

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>>25828358
>diapers

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>having a waifu
Sorry, im not a complete degenerate

>implying I remember my posts
I don't even wait for replies half of the time, and if the thread survives long enough for me to stumble upon those posts again imma like "huh, did I write that".

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>>25826474
>You, uh, you've got a pretty lewd string of stories here, cadet. I'm flattered with how much I show up, and a little terrified to be in the same room as you, to be honest.

>>25828390
This.

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>>25828390
>>25828473

>not a complete degenerate
>posting on /mlp/

Surely, you must be joking.

>>25826474
not fucked at all

>>25826474
I'm not sure what Moondancer would think, especially when she find my era of being the AcceleFag.

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>>25826474
Assuming she sees the pictures too.
>she's mostly reading every comic and book storytime on /mlp/ so far
I'm not too sure how she'd react, but I'd bet she'd be saying, "I wouldn't do that!," to some of it if they're really secondary canon. Reflections and Castle Rustler arcs would probably have her constantly face hoofing. She may find some of them sweet though.

>>25828582
Or, very disapointed i haven't gone to her dedicated weekly thread in a while
while being disapointed in me, in general with me having a shit personality

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>>25826474
I've written a cheesy haiku and a cringey love letter to her here. I've always wanted to tell her I love her, but...

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>>25826474
Very sick porn.
Status: Boned

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>>25826474
''Why do you have around 100 threads saying that i dont exist anon!?!''

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>>25828504

I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley

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>>25826474

>why do you have so many pictures of my butt?
>is my butt really that big?

>>25828805

hell yeah

>>25826474
I only participate in Vocaroo singing threads, so I'm good.
Unless she likes good singing, in which case I'm fucked.

"Why would you make so many sexual comments about Pound and Pumpkin? You know they're foals, right?"

Wh... Why did you say you wanted to be a little filly?

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>>25828390
>browsing /pol/ and /mlp/
you serious?

>anon i don't think im that great

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>>25826474

Possibly believe I'm super weird and call me a creep at first for writing green on her, but 30 minutes after she would be like:

>"Sooooo.... have you written anything else with me in it?"

>>25826474
Doomed.

>>25828390
this

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my reaction
pic related

>>25826474
actually not that fucked

>>25829623
Why would you be doomed? I have only seen you critique green.

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>>25829802
Exactly, my friend. Exactly.

>>25829813
But your critiques seem honest and not mean spirited at all.

>>25829825
Maybe his waifu is an asshole?

>>25829887
maybe

>>25829887
Proly this.

Kek.

>>25829825
Well, I'm mostly considered as a troll or a cancer. Recently, I've been called a living meme. I don't know, I guess a lot of anons hate my activity.

And my waifu would kick the shit out of me for not kicking the shit out of them.

>>25828660
Mostly this, except I write like 4 stanza poems about her. I've also written a love letter.

>>25829961
I honestly don't understand why you would be cancer you help authors that you critique through constructive criticism. If your anything you're a good person.

>>25830041
*the authors

>>25826937
(you)

>>25829961
>implying being a living meme is a bad thing
Look at you ! You've reached a status that is only achieved by a very few on 4chan, while doing something that contributes to >muh board quality !
Honestly, you deserve to be on the same podium as Strelenkov, Sarge and the others
Now, we're only waiting for one thing post waifu faggot

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>>25826474
I think she'd get bored. The warmongering 40K faggotry might scare her a little, though, and she'd probably be pissed that I wrote lewd of the CMCs.

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>>25829825
>>25830041
Yeah, but they're seldom useful. He mostly just clutters threads up with mass replies and says he likes what they've written, rather than actually critiquing.

I suppose he's useful in that he encourages writefags when no one else sees a need to, but he's still fucking annoying. Bitching about him accomplishes nothing, though, and if someone's really too bothered to scroll past and ignore him they can just filter the name.

>>25829961
Not a troll, just an idiot, desu sempai.

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I'm known for that organic all natural EQG paralel map (Canterlot/Evergreens/Red Lantern Mountain) for her to respawn. Society, Light and a Diet Of Youth.

>>25826474
>Your writing is shit, anon