You all know the Bible is made of testaments, Old and New! You've

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2015-12-19 23:53:59 Post No. 25822314
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 23:53:59 Post No. 25822314 [Report]

You all know the Bible is made of testaments, Old and New!
You've been told it's just those two parts, or only one, if you're a Jew!
But what if I were to tell you, there's a fresh Third Part out there!
Which was found by a hip new prophet, who had a little DONNY OSMOND FLAIR!

Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:08:32 Post No.25822460
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>>25822314
Mormonism is heretical.

Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:10:20 Post No.25822475
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>>25822460
>Would you rather be an abominable Jew then? If so, you have every right to go to hell!

Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:18:06 Post No.25822558
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>>25822475
The Inquisition grants to you a most gracious warning: cease all heretical activity and dogma, or have your entire town suffer Exterminatus.

Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:20:22 Post No.25822579
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>>25822558
You might as well just put down your guns, because they will not work against God's voodoo power! And if you don't get out of this village right now, he is going to command the Angel Moroni from the DEATH STAR to unleash the KRAKEN which will then launch Joseph Smith torpedoes from it's mouth of Christ... and turn you into a lesbian!

Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:23:54 Post No.25822613
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>>25822579
You will burn for your insolence, blasphemer.

EXTERMINATUS!

Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:25:31 Post No.25822628
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>>25822613
I BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE THAT SATAN HAS A HOLD OF YOU! I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE THAT THE LORD GOD HAS SENT YOU HERE! AND IIIIIII BELIEEEVE! THAT IN 1978, GOD CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!
You can be a Mormon! And a Mormon just BELIEEEEEEEEEVES!

Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:53:38 Post No.25822971
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Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:53:38 Post No.25822971 [Report]

what

Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:58:13 Post No.25823022
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Anonymous 2015-12-20 00:58:13 Post No.25823022 [Report]

>>25822314
>>25822475
>>25822579
>>25822628
>shimmerfag falseflagging
Nothing to see here folks.

Anonymous 2015-12-20 01:00:09 Post No.25823043
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>>25822971
THAT JUST LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS AND STAR WARS, THE BIBLE IS A TRILOGY TOO! AND IF YOU DON'T READ OR SEE PART III, IT WILL ALL BE CONFUSING TO YOU!

Anonymous 2015-12-20 01:01:43 Post No.25823056
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>>25823022
Why would Joseph Smith lie? He's a prophet!

Anonymous 2015-12-20 01:09:58 Post No.25823139
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>>25823022
Yeah, no true Glimmerfag is this autistic. On the plus side, he's posting some adorable screencaps from best premier, so he has my blessing and probably God's.

Anonymous 2015-12-20 01:11:21 Post No.25823151
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>>25823139
Of course no one else is like this! Those were CHRISTIANS! We're Mormons!

Anonymous 2015-12-20 01:31:44 Post No.25823400
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Anonymous 2015-12-20 01:31:44 Post No.25823400 [Report]

So, Sunset is Catholic, Trixie is Protestant, and Starlight is Mormon?

Anonymous 2015-12-20 01:37:16 Post No.25823464
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>>25823400
Yes I am!
I am a Mormon! From Joseph Smiths book! I earned alot of money that got stolen by the folks! Now I'm broke, and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes! But now I'm here! The super-attendant of Avenue Q!
Oh wait, wrong song.
ALL AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAN!