Friendship is Magic #37 storytimed here!
>>25796430
With two major locations and the different clientele that incurs, how does Rarity handle her lines? Does Sassy Saddles assist in trending information, or does Rarity conduct her market research herself? She can and has gotten by quite well with her own sense of fashion, but she also makes it her business to know what's going on in society. And despite the relative closeness of Canterlot and Ponyville, tastes diverge enough that what may be in style in one might not be in the other's radar (or price points). There's so much for a designer to do!
>>25805706
Previous thread.
VOTE FOR NYX!
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
HUG THE HORSE
DO IT NOW
>>25810895
Alright
pony tongues
Fillies in this horse.
I will hug the ponies.
I will build a machine to hug the ponies.
I will build an empire to find and hug every living pony.
The ponies will be hugged.
>>25810895
Sure
Colt deserves every hug.
this was a test of the emergency existence system
you're certified for six more months. Sweetie Belle
there's a pony mmo?
Why aren't we talking about it all day everyday?
>>25810933
Because it's only playable once in a blue moon
>>25810917
>>25810929
Filly needs to talk sense.
I'm going to start touching filly until she starts making sense.
>>25810872
Does Nyx deserve a hug?
>>25810942
but I want to play it now
Is it dead?
>>25810933
Because there's literally nothing to do in that game.
why are fillies so cute
really
>>25810933
because while it is progressing there is not yet much to it, and its only available to play for two days once every thousand years, as anon said
>>25810950
>>25810957
It's currently in development, and only playable when the dev team runs an open server weekend
>>25810978
Fillies should filly colt more often.
>>25810946
what is filly doing there
>>25811000
What kind of talent is a ladybug, anyway?
>>25811033
She's just an aphid lover of nature.
late >rape
>>25811033
Bug expert perhaps?
remember to check your bed for fillies before jumping in
>>25811033
the talent representsthat this filly is a colt
>>25811100
Fillies can't be traps.
Nyxgoing super saiyan
>>25811100>being super cute and also having a cock
perfect
Thrust wildly into the pony.
>>25811178
How dare you. Noi is an angel and would not harm a fly.
remember to never take any advice the ponies give you ever
>>25811214
You're never too sure. These fillies might be plotting your demise right now and you'll never know it.
>>25811241
None of it?
>>25811254
Look at them. They're doing nothing of the kind.
>>25811267
assimilation is unf
>>25811254
Look at her raising her tail, that little slut.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>25811307
Fillies can't be sluts.
>>25811319
Yes they can
And i have personal experience to back that up
>>25811319
Except forRarity
>>25811311
but if it's night how can it be a day
>>25811341
But Rarity's not a filly, anon. She is a full grown pony mare.
>>25811367
But she WAS a filly once.
And she was a HUGE slut when she was a filly.
>>25811337
you're a slutty filly?
>>25811391
I'd rather she was my bug mommy
Butts.
>>25811391
>Anon turns into a changeling
>becomes part of Chryssy's brood harem
I don't like these horses.
>>25811408
>>25811408
anon please not now, I just masturbated
>>25811415
unf
>>25811435
That colt looks reallyattractivefrom that angle.
>>25811377
I need proof of this. Preferably in the form of images.
>load up the game to see if they added any more ponies to the shop
>you can put them in pretty dresses now
oh baby
>>25811502
Reminder that Flying Saucer was forced to put a dress on Twilight.
>>25810866
I tried to get this picture on a coffee mug a long time ago but it kept getting canceled due to bs copyright violations so I stopped trying
>You will never debate with Rainbow Dash about whether past Wonderbolts are better than current ones
Transformation
>>25811510
That was the first thing that came to mind.
>oh hes gonna LOVE this
>>25811530
He posted about it.
He was not happy.
It was pretty funny.
>>25810866
I don't think she has to worry about Canterlot too much, if she ever runs at risk of not being able to sell one dress she can just use Twilight again
>>25811530
He paid gems to remove the dress
>>25811526
so what's anon going to do now
>>25811588
the madman
>>25811592
lay eggs
>>25811174
bro i do this into my palm while imagining it's a pony every night
>>25811241
>>25811241
what if they advice me to smooch them??
>>25811636
how do ponies know what space is
>>25811644
pony space shuttles!
also NMM living in the moon for a thousand years too I think
>>25811644
One time, Rainbow Dash flew up, like, really really high.
True story.
>>25811662
I had a dream once involving Rainbow Dash flying up very very high.
She hit the ceiling. Turns out ponies live in a massive underground cave where the ceiling is colored by alicorn magic to look exactly like the sky.
Dash found a way out into the real world. She didn't like it.
>>25811679
>Equestria is Metru Nui
>Anon, why do all my human filly schoolmates bleed down there but I don't?
>>25811662
>"The higher you get, the chillier it gets!"
>mfw Dash has been to space before
What an amazing pegapon
See you horse sniffers later, I'm gonna go complete some contracts!
>>25811723
I want to plow that blue butt in zero gravity
>>25811781
excuse me
that's my waifu
Wonderbolts-Royal Guard Hoofball game.
With a pony version of Howard Cosell announcing.
>>25811799
your waifu a shit
>>25811662
>One time, Rainbow Dash flew up, like, really really high.
yeah i bet she did
>>25811799
You can take the other end, friendship is magic
trixie is so fuckin sexy
don't make fun of me
you know that stuck-up attitude turns you on too
>>25811809
I'd watch it
>>25811811
that's very rude and also wrong
>>25811823
I'M NOT SHARING MY WAIFU
>>25811831
And he's joined by a pony version of John Madden.
>>25811827
>you know that stuck-up attitude turns you on too
Only if she turns full spaghetti the moment she realizes you're serious
>>25811827
>>25811850
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/25/1029826__safe_solo_oc_clothes_equestria+girls_animated_upvotes+galore_cute_trixie_oc-colon-anon.gif
>>25811827
i wanna rail that tight horsebutt backstage after the magic show
>>25811827
no arguments here.
I need pictures
Pictures of horses nuzzling
Wind Rider is the special guest commentator for the Wonderbolts-Royal Guard game.
>>25811842
>>25811897
So three of them?
>>25811832
It was Dash's idea
She just wants to have a little fun and adventure
i guess everyone is watchingthat movie
do you think the general public will get hyped at all for mlp 2017? any media mentions with awkward explanations of what a brony is? any merchandising/sponsorship tie-ins?
>>25811907
Yes
Yes
Yes
>>25811904
I guess so.
Madden Pony and Wind Rider are shocked when Pony Cosell calls one of the players a "mule".
>>25811907
It will have a massive advertising budget and merch tie-ins behinds it. Your daily media consumption will be saturated. There will be endless mainstream articles written (or re-written) about us.
>>25811907
I'd expect to become big on the controversy of the fanbase alone. I mean really, it's not like movie news are interesting enough to not mention it.
>>25811907
It'll probabily just be as "popular" as Equestria Girls movies. No offence.
>>25811922
silly fluttershy
you don't get pregnant from getting an anal creampie
>>25811965
what if she gets butt pregnant
Filly is tired of sucking.
>>25811860
I'd take that person horse to the movies.
>>25811922
you literally just told me to impregnate you
>>25811977
Tell filly to git gud figet
>>25811907
>do you think the general public will get hyped at all for mlp 2017?
This is a really good question considering the buzz behind the show has died down compared to a few years ago. But I'm sure things will build back up as we get close. But considering the numbers that the episodes pull on youtube there will bound to be an audience. I'm just concerned at how well it will do in the box office. Will it encompass all the elements of the show that made it a hit and resonate with everyone? Will it be a good representation of the show?
The explanation of what a brony is will pretty much be obligated.
Merchandising? You bet there will be this is a hasbro prodcut after all.
I drew a thing.
>>25811960
Maybe. I remember how EQG didn't even have that widespread a prescence in theaters
>>25811960
What makes you say that? Especially since there are significant amount of people turned off by the EQG series.
>>25811999
Why does Spike get 2 cotton candies?
>>25812015
You know why.
>>25812007
that's a very christmas-y celestia
and a very christmas-y butt
>>25812008
EQG had limited viewings in theaters.
Impregnating amarriedmare.
>>25812007
I'd kiss that butt under a mistletoe
If you know what I mean
I had a dream where I was turned into a mare and was led to a stable where another mare wanted me to have sex with other stallionsShe said I was cute mare
>>25811971
then she'll have a butt baby
>arrive home
>hear noises from the inside
>open door
>see https://derpiboo.ru/865727
>what do
>>25812007
that's a a small tree
>>25812075
Someone else asked me to draw a giant horse so I tried to hit two ponuts with one dick, so they say
>>25812022
I want to impregnate mrs cake
and also do things with mr cake at the same time
>>25812044
Pick up pony and put her in the shower. After, make her clean up her drippings.
>>25812007
>>25812088
kiss the horses
>>25812035
I wish I was the cute broodmare for a herd of big stallions
>>25812117
Me too
https://derpiboo.ru/1021086Pegasus maids.
>>25812007
The head looks too smallyou forgot her horn and wings
i wish to cuddle celestia and sweetie belle at the same time
>>25812143
FUCK
>>25812145
I'd ask Celestia to shrink herself down to fill sized so they could both be the little spoon
>>25812007
>filename
Did you draw it, post it on tumblr, download it from tumblr, and post the downloaded image here?
>>25812180
>small celestia
i don't think you understand the point of cuddling celestia
>>25812190
Don't cuddle shame me
Motherly
STRAM WHERE?
>>25812236
nicely meta'ed
>>25812145
And then what
https://derpibooru.org/7945
>>25812220We'll meet one day Luna...
>>25812236
I like talking about fetishes in general, because I like most fetishes.
But I default to transformation.
>>25812254
I like you little ponyyou and your tiny little vagina
>>25812254
anon that's a vagina
>>25812220
>you will never be celestia's son
>you will never experience her warm wingcuddles
>you will never experience the bliss of having her take care of you and love you in every wayyes, every way
>>25812274
anon why would you point it out?
>busty_feral
>>25812274
But all the ponies have visible vaginas.Even the fillies.
>>25812269
>>25812274
please do not stare at the ponies' private parts, it makes them self-conscious
>>25812274
...
N-No it's not!
>>25812269
Is that an okay thing to compliment a pony on?
>>25812256
>i love you mama
i guess my rudimentary knowledge of chinese finally paid off
incidentally, the character "ma" here is composed of female and horse
you literally write "female horse" twice when you write "mama" in chinesei wish i had a horsemom
>>25811584
do not abuse the princesses
>>25812274
post more of that little purple-haired filly
>>25812322
Shit, you can read that? I've been posting it for so long I thought it was meaningless.
>>25812301
yes, they have no sexual body shame like humans, and sex isn't really frowned upon
that's what I like to think anyway
>>25811627
>>25812256
>>25812337
I wonder if anon is psychologically damaged.
>>25812259
transformation's pretty hot when the one being transformed isn't me.
>>25812335
ok
>>25812362
Well I guess since you have your cutie mark now... But I'm not getting you filly pregnant. Butt stuff only.
>>25812368
That boy needs therapy
>>25812376
I just need Luna.
Stronk fillylove
denial
Stronk fillySTRENGTH
denial
Foal argues that she only needs to work twice as hard to burn down comfort food.
>>25812371
>transformation's pretty hot when the one being transformed isn't me.
>>25812389
>>25812397
how can someone be so cruel and heartless
QUICK DRAW A FILLY WITHIN 10 MINUTES
GO GO GO
>>25812362
AnonLuna Mom
Denial
Filly has turned into a loli at your request.
>>25812414
~__^^o
/\../\
>>25812414
Nyx and Anon cuddling.
>>25812374
>not wanting to impregnate sweetie
wow, pleb
>>25812416
What a curious little filly
>>25812449
Getting a filly filly pregnant is a lifetime commitment, I just want to have some filly fun
https://derpiboo.ru/1023455
https://derpiboo.ru/1045650
https://derpiboo.ru/1024753
>>25812399
Is she getting fat for those dog whores she knows?
>>25812372
ohman she's so cute
i wonder what her special talent is
>>25812449
I know most pregnancy pictures are unrealistic, but I just felt like saying that most animals, horses included don't get noticable buldges until near the end of pregnancy and even then it's not too big
>>25811530
>>25811543
>>25812471
Whoops.
https://derpiboo.ru/1023457
>>25812500
role playing is against the rules
>>25811588
>there's an alternate reality where FS became the anti alicorn Twilight shitposter
>but he's complaining about dresses instead
butthole
>>25812479
Mutfruit, according to her cutie mark.
What if the Mane 6 drawn in G1 style?
>stop tasting the fillies' cutie marks, Anon.
>>25812556
What if literally season 1 you tit
>>25812568
Pre-CotLM taste like Vanilla.
>>25812558
what a cute little horse
>>25812558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvuzUasjFAo
ONE YEAR
https://derpibooru.org/1046623
>>25812644
And then what?
>>25812611
it's insane how cute she is sometimes
>>25812414
I may or may not have gone over a little bit
>>25812681
We pony
>>25812697
She looks dead inside.
>>25812690
that's my waifu
>>25812697
hello filly
>>25812254
I thought Smitty was dead
https://derpibooru.org/1047324
Griffon wants to talk to you about an exciting new business opportunity.
>>25812737
Why is her butthole yellow?
I wish I had a pony who could just show me her butt all day
What if the Mane Six met G1 ponies, like Turtles Forever?
You got to Equestria, here's the odds
Rarity is into youif you have a 7+ inch dick
Fluttershy is into youif you're a vegetarian
Pinkie Pie is into youif you've ever done a hard drug
Applejack is into youif you're a blue-collar laborer
Rainbow Dash is into youif you're /fit/
Twilight is into youif you're a wizard over the age of 30
What are your options?
>>25812764
I'm doing good on Twilight's, which is great since she's best pony
>>25812764
Hey, one for six
I'll take it
Two if dick magic is easy to get ahold of
What's it take to get withPrincess CelestiaorBig Macintosh?
>When it escaped, we had to shutter the whole agency. Every last shred of evidence of the organization's existence was destroyed. Celestia demanded complete deniability.
>>25812764
>tfw Apple and Purple are the options
Assuming you're taking into account another year, but if not than it's just Apple.
And I'm fine with that.
Filly says come on and slam.
>>25812735
He draws a lot of LPS porn now.
https://derpibooru.org/1040842
>>25812795
dunk the filly into a dumpster
>>25812764
pinkie pie and applejack
guess pinkie it is
>>25812697
WHY SO GLUM
>>25812795
>>25812801
did someone just commission a shitload of ovipositor porn because there seems to be a huge wave of it all of a sudden
The fillies are little and they require constant proof that you love them or they're going to resent you when they grow up.
>>25812697
It's so dense there's so much going on in every image.
>>25812764
>Pinkie and Dash
aw yeah
>>25812737
this is slander
I'm going to go masturbate to the original version to show my defiance
>>25812755
I wish I could be a filly and just show you my butt all day
butt in panties
butt in a dress
naked butt with a raised tail
The possibilities are endless
>>25812826
Geez, fillies are like tomagatchis and I shouldn't be allowed around tomagatchis either.
>>25812816
>That pic
I love this board sometimes.
>>25812764
none of them
I'm not even surprised or disappointed
The filly died.
You now have [Filly body] x1.
>>25812764
I'm in reasonably good shape. Is that good enough for Rainbow Dash?
>>25812755
>you'll never lick her dock
>>25812820
It's mostly from Jarv and this guy http://thefireboundmage.tumblr.com/tagged/slugpone
>>25812842I think that discord image is one of my favorite MLP porn pics out thereI want him to fuck my brains out
I she going to be in the upcoming 2017 MLP movie?
>>25812844
well, I appreciate the sentiment at least
>>25812927
In the background with a stallion balls-deep in her weird human throatpussy
>and everyone lived happily forever after
>>25812943
>throatpussy
>>25812927
Isn't there already another planned EQG movie based on the Everfree?
>>25812944
unf
Rainbow Dash vs. Applejack in one on one basketball. Who wins?
>>25812944
what if
what if
hear me out now
what if
what if celestia adopted you when you were just a baby
Busty sirens
>>25812966
Then I'd be a pretty great little mare
>>25812978
do you have a vagina right now
if you dont then no
youre not a mare
>>25812974
>>25812974
ARE THEY GOING TO FUK!?
>>25812987
Celestia can give me one when she adopts me and turns me into her filly
>>25812966
I'd hate it, she isn't a human and none of things I like about the human world exist in equestria.
>>25813004
no she cant
and if she could no
she wouldnt
>>25812987
There have been great strides in the realm of gendermancy
>>25812988
>Celestia is 1000+ years old.
>Rules a nation full of single mares.
>hasn't fathered a single child
>>25812992
>>25812988
futa princess celestia on normal princess celestia would be amazing
I bet it would make your life better just having seen them rut
>>25812966
so I'll be royalty?
>>25813015
CELESTIA SHOULD RESPECT MY PRONOUNS
>>25813006
well thats irrelevant since youd be a baby
you wouldnt know shit about the human world
youd grow up liking things about equestria with your princess horse mom
>>25813030
>Celestia will never erase everything about who you are and start you over as a totally new being
>>25813027
You're a princess, anon. You're property to be traded to foreign kingdoms to secure alliances and strengthen bloodlines.
>>25813024
how do you know that
The stallions are protesting for more development in the show.
>>25813047
What if after we all die we're reborn in Equestria as canon ponies?
>>25813048
Anything I can do to serve the Princess
>>25813047
right
because thats what evil tyrants do
what part of adopting you when you were a baby are you people not understanding
>>25813048
but I want to be a prince...
>>25813030
That doesn't matter, it's still bad.
I would rather live in a place that is meant for humans than live in a place that's meant for ponies.
>>25813063
Core concept, I guess?
I'm of the belief that a large part about who I am is the result of my childhood upbringing
you change that, you change who I am
>>25813082
well
yeah
instead of being the sexual deviant you are youd be a paragon of all that is good and just
just like your mother
>>25813077
TOO BAD! GET DRESSED, AND DON'T FORGET THE LIPSTICK!
>Anonymous, I'll let you come to Equestria, but first you have to prove yourself worthy.
>My seekers have discovered that the human known as Donald Trump is going to lead a war on Equestria in the near future. I want you to disrupt his presidential candidature and make him lose all credibility with the general public.
>You only need to swap bodies with this nifty spell encased in this scroll.
>I'm afraid that the spell is irreversible, but I don't think you mind so much, right?
>>25813113
Kill celestia.
>>25813093
so, yeah, she's erasing everything about who I am and letting me start over
>>25813113
I honestly don't know if I'm capable of ruining his credibility
>>25813093
I get to be a paladin?!
>>25813113
HERESY
PURGE THE XENO
I wanna punch Celestia in her dumb horse face sometimes.
>>25810866
So what do you guys expect to see in S6?
Celestia is a very big horse
>>25813113
You got it, babe. I'll ruin him like nobody's business.
>>25813123
she wouldnt be erasing anything since
you know
she found you as a baby
which would mean you never grew up in the first place
i fail to see what is so difficult to understand about this
>>25813144
>>25812974
TOO MANY CELESTIAS
>>25813144
yeah no kidding
what is she trying to compensate for anyway?
>>25813141
More development for male characters.
In recognition for your years of shitposting on MLPG, Princess Celestia has awarded you with a one hour friendship spree.
You will be allowed to roam around Ponyville and hug as many ponies as possible. Any ponies you manage to hug within one hour will be your friends forever.
>it's an alternate Twilight episode
>>25813183
Maybe the princess is just trying to attract a mate.
>>25813144
perfect for big horse hugs
>>25813193
that would be odd
Filly is in heat.
>>25813113
I'll do it. I will be your political assassin.
Filly is no longer in heat.
>>25813052
join the picket line
bring some snacks
I'll hope to see more cameo appearances in Season 6
>>25813149
which means the lame human dude you're speaking to would not exist
what happens to that guy
>>25813226
Me too. I hope Twist has a speaking role again.
You must consume the ponies - before they consume you.
>>25813149
I guess he doesn't like the idea of not being himself.
>>25813238
Does that matter at that point?
>>25813275
No, I'm actually all for it
I just want him to call it what it is
>>25813285
Realistically, no
but the fact that you keep denying it is what's getting to me
>>25813239
Hopefully they're her dying words
>>25813289
>I just want him to call it what it is
i did
i dont understand what youre going for
the you youre talking about never existed
this is an alternate reality
and youd take it which is all i wanted to know
The ponies don't want to be slaves. They want to be CONQUERORS!
>>25813310
They're too cute and fluffy to be conquerors.
They'd cry if they tried to conquer.
>>25813289
>but the fact that you keep denying it is what's getting to me
But I wasn't that guy.
>>25813310
I'm sorry, but they will always be my little ponies
>>25813300
>the you youre talking about never existed
but I do exist
and if something goes from existing to not existing, what do you call the transition ?
>>25813285
this is actually really unsettling to me
like some sort of weird sub-genre of corruption
>>25813310
They can be both
at the same time
Forgive me for blogging, but I just played Undertale and man, those were some quality feels. I mean, schedule 1 feels. The kind of stuff you'd go to prison for selling more than ounce for.
I am not even going to waste my time seeing star wars. I'm 100% certain i'd feel ripped off in comparison to that.
>>25812586
Post-CotLM taste like Shit.
>>25813334
okay
>>25813334
The appeal of the new Star Wars movie is based on nostalgia. I doubt you could compare them.
>>25813325
irrelevant thats what
>>25813326
>>25813334
I heard that this games employs forced choices that are deliberately designed to get a reaction out of the player, like that god awful Spec Ops: The Line.
>>25813353
>Half the advertisements are based on the original trilogy
>>25813364
as the guy from the doomed timeline that's about to terminate, I find it highly relevant
>>25813322
you know what I mean
>>25813379
Actually this game does that the right way
Every time you do a bad thing, it's entirely because you wanted to, and you can get through the game without killing a single opponent
Kill me
>>25813329
>>25813379
The choices are meaningful at least because you always have the option to say no.
Spec ops failed because you have no meaningful way to say no.
Bad things only happen when you knowingly try to make them happen
>>25813426
saw that the other day
chuckled harder than I should have
>>25813334
>I am not even going to waste my time seeing star wars. I'm 100% certain i'd feel ripped off in comparison to that.
REEEEEEIt's worth watching though, seriously
...
>>25813493
??????????
I'm still mad they didn't gave Sombra a proper personality.
pony decided not to pony
>>25813547
That is also illegal
go pretend to hug your waifu and tell her you love her.
What's it like to suddenly have a great, big pony ass?
Filly is neighing loudly in her sleep.
>>25813587
Dangly stallion bits
>>25813587
pretty great
not as great as suddenly having a huge horsecock
but way better thansaving a thumbnail
>>25813596
Applejack still does that
I guess she's still a filly at heart
>Twilight: Anon, my_____.
>>25813587
Pretty great I think, it'd be way better than being an ugly human.
I wish people would draw more human-to-mare stuff, so little tgtf content.
>>25813633
>all humans turned into ponies start off as blank flanks, regardless of age
>if they discover their special talent and get their mark, they can never turn back
>>25813672
>suddenly everyone is the CMC: adult edition
>>25813672
It would suck if you got a shit-tier mark like the CMC
>>25813685still better than being a human
>>25813633
I'd rather be a filly
>>25811827
Confidence is hot.
>>25811860
>>25813693
it's like looking at the mare version of myself
can't stop thinking lewd thoughts
>>25813713
Especially when it's paired with experience
>>25811827
Trixie is the best. Hope we get to see her again soon.
>>25813745
Is that filename from a story? If so link please.
>>25813750
Not exactly
>>25811827
There's way better choices for that
>>25813024
She can just magic abort.
>>25813764
I wonder how many techniques she's developed over the years
>>25813772
None?
>>25813772
Forfeit I
Forfeit II
Forfeit III
Forfeit IV
Forfeit Magic I
>>25813787
she just sticks with the basics?
Only telebortions for her?
>>25813772
I don't understand.
Why would she be pissed about that?
>>25813750
No. You should write a story about it though.
>>25813802
No she carries them to term
MAGICALMYSTERYCURE
>>25813846
Wow, killing them off at the very end?
that's kind of fucked up
>>25813846
Perfect.
Absolutely perfect.
The fillies are getting jealous of the attention you're giving to your satyr daughters.
>>25813875
stop calling them that
they're not my daughters just because they're half human
I have invited the fillies to Whinnyworld.
>>25813866
they usually die of old age
Pony doesn't want to raise children.
>>25813896
Right there with you pony
Let's go get genderswapped and sterilized
>>25813885But you're the only human on Equestria.
Pony got deliberately pregnant from a minotaur to avoid getting pregnant from you.
tulpapony reminds you thatthis is a dreamand thatyou're in control
>>25813912
>even Twist
What horrible man was Equestria given?
>>25813917
Does it really work like that? Modern medicine is incredible.
>>25813885
That's kinda adorable, really.
>>25813939
Twist is a fine upstanding young filly and she'll into a nice mare with a wonderful daughter
Would you want to live in a kingdom ruled by Nightmare Rarity?
>>25813939
Sometimes things just happen.
>>25813965
Only if everyone got a mandatory daily spa treatment and makeovers.
I was scrolling through some tv channels and got to the adult section. Apparently there's a porno called Apple Bottoms!
>>25813999
Is it spunky?
>>25813999
You know that's been a term since before MLP?
>>25813995
Well of course you would. Under NR's rule, everyone must be fabulous. And also worship and obey her. But mostly look fabulous.
>>25813933
it's true
>>25814020
>the fashion police are a real entity
I mean what are they gonna do, forcibly give me a makeover?
>>25814016
Vaguely
>>25813962
>>25813968
do the satyr threads ever go into amazon/giantess/expansion territory?
/huge humans/ won't be back for a while and I need my size fix
>>25814057
>>>/aco/266228
me irl
>>25814035
Yes. You can't represent NR's kingdom looking like shit.
They take you to a facility where they give you an assessment on your designated style, based on your body type, overall looks, and mannerisms. Then they clean you up, pretty you up, dress you up, and send you on your way.And they're not shy about forcing males to crossdress either.
Further violating crimes of fashion will earn you a trip to the Dressing Detention Center, where you are trained (and maybe brainwashed) over a few months to be a more fashionable pony.
>>25814057
>>25814068
>that DulceCute.
>>25814057
Thanks, but not furry enough
Maybe I'll try and get something going in /trash/
>>25814080
Even though I don't like furry, it's nice that now there's a place they can go do stuff.
>>25814057
I should really start looking at /trash/ and /aco/, from what I've seen they seem to have a lot of shit I'd like
not that though, that's awful
Princesses as far as the eye can see. All of them looking for mates.
yes?
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-pinkgagy
>>25814100
How many princesses is that?
>>25814097
Trash is pretty cool. It feels a bit like old /b/. So not actually good by any reasonable definition of the word, but fun sometimes.
>>25814114
its just oral anon
its not some horrible grotesque fetish like usual
>>25814118
About 3.
>>25814124
yeah sorry, I wasn't logged in
I assumed the worst
>>25814074
Hmm. What happened to Spike?
What's it going to be like for the last CMC that their cutie mark is a constant reminder of their two friends long passed away?
>>25814155
We'll never know, because they're all going to become immortal princesses and outlive us all
>>25814146
Dragons are forbidden
>>25814155
There's only a way from there to avoid that.
>>25814169
That Scootasweet is fucking adorable.
>>25814164
that's my kind of empire
>>25811999
No, the movie will be a bomb.
filly wants you to give her a hot bath
>>25814146
She broke him down.
It took a while, of course. Since her initial plan of just making him see her as Rarity didn't work, she had to tap into his natural tendency for greed.
She kept him locked in a dungeon and made him have the most wonderful, pleasant dreams - of being surrounded by all the gems and possessions he could ever ask for. And she left him little whispers in his dreams, for him to give up his will, to obey, to belong to his new Queen.
He tried his hardest to resist it, of course. But he's only a baby dragon after all. By the end of the first month, Spike had lost his ability to speak, and had grown so large that NR had to choice but to remove him from his cage.
By then, his old personality had evaporated, and one last mind enchantment by his new Queen ensured that he'd always be under her thrall.
>>25814244
Filly I can't go back to pony jail, not again
Filly knows your secret.
>>25814285
That I want to be a filly and smooch filly?
>>25814274
What's in pony jail?
>>25814315
a fuckload of cuddly miscreants
>>25814315
3 square hugs a day
Colt is back from Femanon's place. He seems spent.
https://derpibooru.org/1047336?scope=scpe28c98c4f877851419b9bc9b6c2f4fc34a4cbbf19
>>25814330
atta boy
>>25814337
>and that's how Anon stabbed himself with a pony's horn
>>25811960
This desu.
>>25814266
oh my my my my
>>25814337
Cute and lewd.
>>25814330
did he happen to take any pictures?
Filly wants to go back with Femanon now.
>>25814337
Aww the Dash one is so short compared to the others
Friday night...
>>25814375
https://derpiboo.ru/593124
Changeling
Broodmare
Transformation
Call pony a slut!
>>25814408
I almost forgot about these
>>25814433
what a fashionable pony
Transformation draw requests
>>25814447
anon transforming dick-first into a princess
I tried to make something pony related. I failed horribly. now I'm lost.
>>25814120
its like old /b/ because its slow
new /b/ is fucking mile a minute and can't have any responses longer than three sentences or the thread will just die
>>25814447
Transformation into Fluttershy's filly.
>>25814447
anon transforming into moondancers diaper
>>25814447
Rarity transforming into Nightmare Rarity.Bonus points if you make it a sensual and pleasurable transformation.
>>25814462
all you can do is try againor share it if you want
>>25814447
Please draw anon turning into a zebra mare.
I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're going to hear about them!
Twilight!
You couldn't read a book if you had a big test with a princ-
I lost my train of thought.
do not rewrite the ponyunless you download a new one
Do you think the ponies will believe me when I tell them I used to be a dock and butt inspector?
Pony accidentally executed a virus on your Unix distro.
>>25814538
Can you name the four keys to a well-kept dock and the eight signs of a healthy horsebutt?
A true true friend helps a friend breed
>>25814559
The dock should be taut but soft, sensitive and bendable
And there's only 7 standards to judge a healthy butt, that's a trick question
I NEED A HERO
https://derpibooru.org/1045321
>what are you doing down there?
>>25814588
Here's Rainbow Dash!
>>25814587
It was a trick question, but that's because horse butts have an infinite number of dimensions
Quest objectives:Bon bon Bon Bon's bon bons.
Pony has contracted sanguinare vampiris.
>>25814611
>>25814609
Yeah but inspecting them collapses them into a single state
White Christmas?
Look at this qt
>>25814155
They won't outlive their friends
>>25814611
>you'll never pinky and then pie Pinkie Pie's pink pie
>>25814635
I'd deflower that butt
If you know what I mean
>>25814635
Trixie's dye job went a bit sideways. But she is enjoying the newfound anonymity.
Pony decides to mommify you.
>>25814667
As long as I turned into a mare I admit I'd probably be down.
>>25814667
I really did not need to know this was a thing
Be honest.
How many of youwant to be a girl?
>>25814723
I'd like to be a pony girl
>>25814723
It'd be a lot easier to find someone to play video games with.
>>25814635
huh, they got her cutie mark wrong
>>25814723
nah
I just want to know what it's like
I bet girls are the same way
also that period stuff fucking sucks
>>25814723
only for a day, just to feel what it's likephysically-speaking, I mean
I wouldn't be able to handle being a girl for life, they've got to put up with a lot of shit
>>25814723
A cute anime grill maybe, but real one sounds awful. Both in bodily function and having to deal with other women.
>>25814723
nope
boy horse all the way
>>25814723
I want to be a girl/mare/dog/griffon/dragoness/draconeequs for sexual reasons and nothing outside of that.
What's the deal with ponuts?
They're not ponies. They're not donuts.
>>25814855
oh how much you have to learn
>>25814723
Only for a day or less.
I'd prefer to stay a man, but I wouldn't mind experiencing how it feels to be a woman.I wouldn't mind staying as a qt pony mare, though.
>>25814635
She needs a good dicking.
>>25814723
I'm quite fine with being a guy
>>25814744
I don't think the harassment would be worth it.
>>25814723
I would like to be able to switch back and forth. Maybe to have been born a girl, it would be nice to see how my life would have been different.
Just suddenly changing irreversibly seems like it would be a bit much though
You catch filly pouring in her milk first and then her cereal second.
Why are we so ded?
>>25814957
>>25814983
someday she'll learnI hope, anyway
>>25814983
I'm fapping.
>>25814983
hiatus
friday night
week before christmas
>>25814983
Because she brought shit tier poptart. This is as equivalent as bringing pineapple pizza.
>>25815115
I like blueberry poptarts.
Fuck, now I want one. A blueberry poptart with swiss miss and milk hot cocoa.
>>25815139
Now that I think about it, I always wanted to try this out.
Execute operation silly filly.
>>25815175
They're better toasted than room-temperature.
Not that special, otherwise.
Cinnamon sugar a best.
Strawberry isn't bad, but it's not great either.
>>25815206
So what are we watching?
>>25814983
I'm writing about oppai filliesWHICH IAFL SHOULD BE DOING TOO
>>25815206
Man, movie night with ponies would be fun.
>>25815256Why are you doing this to me?
Poptarts are gross
>>25815256
FRIDAY SLEEP OVER FOLLOW BY WATCHING A MOVIE ABOUT HARRISON FORD GETTING STAB WITH A LIGHTSABER!
>>25815262
What's making her sad
>>25815276
well ur mom
>>25815262movie night with anyone would be fun
>>25815277The movie was shit and if Lucas was involved people would be shitting on it.
>>25815285
what aboutMOVIE NIGHT WITH MLPG!!!
>>25815285
Fuck people.
Give me ponies or get out.
>>25815290it's the cinematic equivalent of undertale
>>25815306
so, shit?
>>25815297
Have some fillies.
>>25815276
Well, so are microwave dinners, but we still end up eating them.
>>25815295
that'd be great
unfortunately no one seems to do movie strams anymore and I'm not about to start
>>25815352
nice stilts princess
TINY
PONIES
Touch the horse.
Horse princess keeps wrapping her giant horse legs around you.
>>25815371
they're totally gonna win
>>25815371
nah
big ones
at least horse sized
preferably bigger
>>25815371
Not so tiny ponies.
>>25815371
Je suis monté!
>>25815397
>>25815394
>giant ponies thinking little anon is just the cutest thing
Rub the belly
>>25815269I want you to do your best. Also I need that oppai sweetie neeeeeeed it
DRAW STRAM WHERE?
>>25814229
>A bomb
Do you mean the movie will bomb or the movie will be a bomb as in kill it in the boxoffice?
>>25815469
>rename
>Shitbucket
>Anon that isn't nice.
What about a christmas special stream?
>>25815508
that sounds cool
If there are two princesses but you only have one hand which butt would you touch?
Pony lifts, brah.
>>25815508
Star Wars Christmas Special
>>25815530
Face first into the smaller one to make the bigger one jealous
>>25815541I actually do plan on that this year
>>25815541
fuck you buddy
~get the rifftrax version~
>>25815431It's gonna be bad.
>>25815350
>>25815333well shit
I was going to stream Dredd but I can't find my DVD and a torrent's gonna take like, hours
so I guess no movie stram tonight
>>25815469
What a cute pony.
>>25815562I'm not streaming it tonight!
>>25815561doing bad is acceptabledoing nothing is not
>>25815572
>>25815588
she looks happy
>>25815562
it's ok, you tried
>>25815588
I've added Pinkie Sleepover quest to the /mlp/ quest archive. Thought ya'll might like to know in case anyone here remembers it.
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/sleepover/
>>25815604
I did, too
that's like the one DVD I own that I would actually watch
so now I'm disappointed
WHAT
DRAW
>>25815614
Noice
>>25815619
OPPAI SWEETIE
>>25815619
BIG DICK STALLIONS
PREFERABLY FROTTING
>>25815614
thanks dude
>>25815617man, I have it but it's... on BD and I don't have a setup to stram that
>>25815561And I'll save it all the same.
If you want some help, I might be able to provide.
>>25815619
Applejack and Apple Bloom sleeping under a Christmas Tree
>>25815624
WHAT'S AN OPPAI
IS IT A WEEB THING
>>25815619
DRAW A GHOST PONY FOLLOWING ANON
>>25815619
lyra climaxing
>>25815629
why would you own a blu-ray without a blu-ray drive on your computer
>>25815619
CHUBBY PONY HUGGING REGULAR PONY
I just want to impregnate a cartoon horse and raise my mutant children with her, is that so much to ask?
>>25815562
>law pony
>screencap from episode where RD goes out of her way to cause havoc and disturbances
>>25815648
>>25815645
ITS BIG FUCKING TITS
>>25815645
IT IS WEEB
>>25815645
Simply put, yes.
It just means "breasts."
So they want an absurdly endowed Sweetie.
>>25815663
>not a ps4
it's 2015 man come on
Look at that filly.
I bet she's going to cry.
You gonna cry lil' filly?
>>25815645
it's kind of a paradox
it's a weeb thing but huge boobs are totally an american thing
WHERE IS A STRAM
DRAW/VIDYA/TV/MOVIE
>>25815699
The tag is japanese because America can't into boorus
>>25815692
>>25815707
I guess you can watch me play counter-strike, but I'm getting fucking dismantled and I don't have a facecam so I don't think it would be very fun
>>25815614
Jesus, there's a blast from the past. Funny how a mere three years feels like a lifetime. Cool that someone else remembers.
>>25815694
>>25815715
guys please I have a heart condition
It is late, wet, and cold. You hear a whimpering from a dark alley. Do you investigate?
>>25815721
We can make fun of how much of a scrub you are in chat.
>>25815722
That horrible shit Braeburned drew? And he drew the penis backwards because he's a fucking pleb?
>>25815768
I cast empty beer bottle at the darkness.
>>25815768
investigate
>>25815707
>self-conscious about drawing
>never streamed myself playing games before
>don't have any shows or movies and too afraid to torrent any
>>25815776
Shut up and let me get nostalgic over porn in peace.
>>25815760
I'm sorry to hear that.
Pony tried it and came to the conclusion that S'more Pop-Tarts are better than Cinnamon ones
>>25815797
You find a white unicorn mare soaking wet; makeup running down her face. Her dress and hair are both ruined. The sight of a big stallion coming down the alley frightens her. What do you say?
>>25815842
are you hurt?
>>25815842
Tell her that I have a bowl of eggs inside.
>>25815842
Offer to aid the poor stallion in his failed rape, granted I get in on it.
>>25815842
Already wet? Good. Let's get started.
>>25815925
>giving ponies embarrassing dares
>>25815925
hhngg
>>25815925
I want to hug that ponysexually
>>25815970
oh god I'm blind
>>25815925
>>25815942
>you'll never humiliate her further by yanking those panties up
Why even live?
>>25815806
dweeb
>>25815981
That goes away in a few hours
You'll play your part~
>>25815987
your assessment is correct
>>25815983
>making a nice outline of her plump vulva
>>25815992
EVERYWHERE YOU GO
FRIENDSHIP THERE WILL GROW
>>25815631Because I've never really written before, I feel like it's gonna be full of stumbles and low quality. I hate wasting other people's time.
>>25815992never fuck without a rubber
>>25815992
>>25816067
I want to play with Luna's parts
>>25815996
>small wet patch slowly forms as she gets more hot and bothered, panting heavilyFuck I wish I could writefag adequately and do this justice.
>>25816074
We are literally in a 24/7 thread for my little pony that's been going on 1000x longer than the show has material for. How valuable do you think our time is?
>>25816074grow some confidence you pussySweetie ch 1 and Twist's Baps were perfectly fine
You forgot to stock up on Filly Treats again, didn't you?
>>25816123
I wish you could too.
>>25816128
Porch lights were off Celestia, I don't even own a pumpkin.
Pony wants to go back to a time when The Evolution of Dance was the #1 video on YouTube.
>>25816125
fuck, wrong image
pretend I posted the one about pretty girls saying they're ugly and it ends with "fuck it, you're ugly then"
>>25816128
Ohh, filly -treats-
>>25816125
>>25816142
i got u senpaiWell, if it's fine...
We now live in a world with 7 Star Wars movies. That'll take some getting used to.
>>25816195
Let the beb consume you.
>>25816195
Look, I came like four times. I need a break. Stop thinking I don't want you anymore.
>>25816226I want pony to loom over me
>>25816074
Of course it's full of stumbles and low quality. That doesn't stop it from being HOT.
And the more you writeand read good stuffthe more you'll feel comfortable with it. First drafts of stuff are almost always terrible.
So shovel some crap at usand /mlp/ I GUESSand ask for critique.
>>25816247
I want to make Fluttershy a mother
>>25816074
that's why I've got about 20 smut fics on my tablet that will never see the light of day
Abscond with pony
>>25816269
I think this falls more into kidnapping
Maud's back!
>>25816247Pinkie Pe'sgravid, smoothquadnuts
>>25816246
But it's not even going to have sex...
>>25816279
MAUD ARE YOU ANGRY WITH ME?
>>25816284
>there'snothing there
>you can see the ponut
ok
>>25816267
you son of a bitch
>>25816284if the tits are good, it's still unf
>>25816247
Pony wants to see just how lewd you can be
>>25816318
how salacious
>>25816293
Candy Apple is such a cutie
>>25816318
holy shit
it's a new Lyra
I love it when Lyras wear the saddle
Reminder that "Princess" is just a title.
>>25816349
a title that comes with a body enhancement, a castle and a whole mess of social responsibilities
>>25816349
>>25816355
>body enhancementfucking U N F
>>25816367
She is clearly meowing.
Ponies are cats, not dogs.
>>25816302
>you son of a bitch
don't worry you're not missing anything, anyone could reproduce what I can do
If we're Celestia, have this before I die for the night.
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>>25816380
Truly a beacon of class and elegance.
>>25816209
And now a majority of them are shit.
Mane 6 in order of slutiness
Rarity
Pinkie
Twilight
Dash
AJ
Fluttershy
>>25816396
j-jeez
>>25816400
Rarity is NOT a slut!
>>25816419
I self-insert as Big Mac so I love shipping art with him.
If your erection lasts for more than 6 hours contact your local slut.
>>25816426
Thick.
Juicy.Eyebrows.
>>25816396
nice
NICE
NO ICE
>>25816396
>this will never continue
why
>>25816476
Imma stroke that tail. Just try to stop me.
>>25816480
Because I'm busynot writing oppai loli Sweetie.
>>25816477
>>25816477
>>25816477
Winter is for parties?
>>25816419
That's pretty cute.
>>25816396
She looks comfy.
>>25816398
that was the case since attack of the clones though
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>25816476
I notice the dock is not labeled
can I nibble and or suck on the dock