>"Anonymous, how THE FUCK did you manage to impregnate

>>25808576
The balls are inert.

>>25808576
just how i roll babe

>>25808576
>Implying I would be a man whore in Equestria
You are talking to the wrong anon.

>>25808576
I had sex with 48 mares.

Pulling out is for betas.

>>25808576
Nanomachines, son!

>>25808589
100% impregnation rate is nearly impossible, though.

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>>25808594
I know.

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>>25808576
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>25808576
It all started with this potion I found on Zecora's floor...

>>25808594
Not when you have super swimmers.

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>>25808612
goddamnit

>>25808576
Remember that "special mare lotion" i was selling the other day? That wasn't lotion

>>25808576
At least we can all be one big happy family, right?

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>that transformer symbol tho

>>25808576

I tainted your water supply, bitch.

>>25808589
I want to know what it is like to come inside. Even though I had sex I don't know what that is like.

Thinking about it, it's probably pretty gross and slimy.

>>25808662
Did you use a condom?

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>>25808662
Quite a nice feeling actually.
More so when she asking you to and you know she's on the pill.

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>>25808576
Well Twi it's quite simple.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wREBD2og5iY

>>25808576
I took levels in bard.

>>25808697
No, I never came. ._.

>>25808594
Unless you can aquire some magic.

>>25809060
>magic
IYKWIM

>>25808576
Ew, I put my thingy inside YOU? Gross.

>>25808576
Oooh Guuurrrlll, I'm human
We're not even compatible
So you tell me how you and 47 other mares are claiming I'm the father

>>25808576
By sticking my penis in their vaginas and yours.
That's how mammalian reproduction works, you know.

>>25809087
You were made compatible while fucking them
they were all unicorns
you are screwed.

>>25809106
Wouldn't that imply unicorns have a human fetish?

>>25809152
All 48 of them
no way that would be totally impossible
or maybe it was all part of twilight's plan all along to use anon for multiplying equestrian population by thousands

Is there green of Anon impregnating dozens of mares?

>>25808576
Magic
case closed

>>25808576
>47 other mares
great to ride in the Hollywood hills

>>25808576
AND A FILLY

>>25809583
KILL YOURSELVES PEDOS

It would be like that movie Children of Men except procreating with Anonymous is the only way to ensure the next generation would be fertile.

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>>25809285
This please.

>>25809285
Be careful what you wish for
>Your forehead feels like it's about to explode when you come to
>You have no idea what happened last night
>There was some kind of party, hosted by Mayor Mare
>In fact, it was all mares now that you think of it
>Nothing is visible in the darkness
>You struggle to sit up, but something holds you down
>Wait, what?
>You mutter something
"Uuughhh"
>You tongue feels loose
>You give another try and feel for the first time the bindings on you
>Suddenly, bright light floods your vision
>"Rise and shine, anon."
>It burns your eyes and you clench them tight, but the light manages to get through your eyelids
>You feel a hoof on your side, and instinctively shirk away
>Except the bindings pressing tightly on your skin prevent you from moving too far
>If you kept still, you didn't really feel them at all
>Maybe they're loose enough to wiggle out of
>"I hope you had a good night."
>It's Mayor Mare's voice
>You can tell
>Your eyes soon adjust to the light, and you finally see the room
>Medical equipment everywhere
>But the walls and floors are concrete
>There's no window, you're probably underground
"Whaaat ar-"
>She places a hoof over your mouth, smiling
>"You'll get what you wanted, anon."
>You try to speak but only end up tasting her hoof
>It's salty with sweat and metallic with soil and dirt
>"Didn't you say you wanted to impregnate all of ponyville last night?"
>She smiles at you, and runs a hoof down your stomach to your pants
>"You see, anon..."
>Her hoof reaches your belt, and she starts to undo it
>"The same ponies stay in ponyville, and few come."
>You feel a slight upward pressure as she pulls your belt
>"Our mares haven't been able to get pregnant."
>She keeps her hoof pressed on your lips, rubbing it gently
>"So, every once in a while, we need new blood."
>You feel her hoof on your crotch
>"We...need a new stallion."
>Her gentle rubbing easily gets you hard
>Despite the circumstances, it doesn't sound so bad

>>25811010
>Her hoof parts your pants, and pulls down your boxers
>The bindings seemed a little excessive for some fun time
>"But, we can't just have you impregnate every mare naturally."
>You lean back, and feel her cold hoof take your cock in her hand
>"Imagine the scandal, anon. Unmarried mares and fillies, pregnant everywhere."
>Her hooves make sure to touch the base of your shaft with each stroke
>You'd tell her to shut up and just jump on your cock if she weren't still holding your lips
>"You're very endowed, aren't you, anon?"
>Her eyes are fixated on your length, fully erect at this point
>You whimper a little muffled 'yes'
>And feel your hips start to thrust
>Then she lets go
>"Doctor Horse, I think we're ready."
>huh
>The door starts glowing
>When the fuck was there a door there?
>And in steps a tannish pony, wearing a white doctor's shirt
>His horn is glowing, and the equipment around you shuffles
>"Close your eyes, anon."
>Mayor Mare is by your side
>Your cock is wilting fast in the confusion
>And suddenly something cold gropes your dick
>You start to scream but the mayor's hoof pushes on your mouth
>The doctor brings the glass tube down onto your groin
>You feel a strong suction as it attaches itself to your skin
>And feel a light force pulling on your dick
>It feels weird and wrong, but it stimulates you enough to keep an erection
>"You should be happy, anon."
>The doctor just remains silent, checking settings while the mayor speaks
>"You'll be a father, soon."
>You trace the apparatus, and see that the glass vacuum leads to a series of tubes, and ending in a glass vial
>He covers your lower body in a blanket
>And tugs on your bindings with his magic, tsking and tightening them
>Now you feel them even if you're not moving
>"Just relax, anon. Think of the new children."
>She leans in close to your ears
>Her muzzle rests next to you, and you hear her breathing
>"Cum for me, anon."

>>25808576

Because that's not Starswirl's Creative Contraception spell, it's Starswirl's Creative Conception spell and you decided to cast it on Ponyville just before Cider Night.

With me as the focus.

And before you ask, I only came inside Rainbow Dash.

>>25811208
>The suction force gets to you and you feel your hips buck
>It's not at all satisfying
>Like the feeling of cumming with a limp dick
>You feel your seed wrenched out of your body
>And see the white liquid flow through the tubes as you grit your teeth
>Mayor Mare pats you on the head, chuckling
>"Good boy, I see you'll do just fine."
>The doctor checks the vial, flicking it a little
>"Enough for 10 mares."
>"Thank you, doctor."
>She leaves you with the doctor, finally freeing you to speak as she heads out the door
"What the HELL are you doing?"
>He's just silent, working
>You struggle against your restraints, shaking the table
>A tingly feeling envelopes you as his horn glows, pushing you down onto the table
>The door opens again, and in strides two ponies
>You recognize Lyra, but barely in her new wedding attire
"What the FUCK is going on here?"
>The other pony looks to be some old stallion, dressed up in robes
>"Shut him up."
>A fucked up stallion
>You fight against the doctor's magical hold on your lips
>But to no avail
>You see him pump out some small amount of your seed, and hand it to the mare
>She looks at you, smiling
>A cough from the robed pony sends her head turning towards him
>And he starts speaking
>You don't pay attention, it's something about marriage
>They stop several times as you struggle, and each time the doctor tightens your restraints
>You can barely move, all you can do is listen to them, and feel the light sucking on your dick
>"By the authority vested in me by the Ponyville commitee, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife."
>Your flailing is all but stopped now, and you see Lyra take the vial of your sperm in her magic
>As she exits, you see another mare come in
>BonBon, dressed also in wedding attire
>And the whole thing continued
>And kept continuing
>There was a long line after that one
>The faces would blend together
>Marriage after marriage
>You're trapped here
>Ponyville's breeding stallion
Fin

>>25811318
till the day you break free and kill everyone of the fucks

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>>25811010
>>25811208
>>25811318

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>>25811208
>>25811318