>You think I'm a zoophile? >Gosh Anon, that's

>>25780359
can we hug at least?

>>25780359
That's cool.

Can I at least watch you do it with your animals?

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>>25780359
SOMEONE GET SIMON IN HERE TO WRECK HER SHIT NOW

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>>25780378

>Oh, that sounds great, but I think Angel is calling me...

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>>25780359

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>>25780359
> I'd never go out with you.

Good.

Consent is a boner killer for me.

>rape

>>25780359
"It's cool. I don't really like you anyways."
>She looks at you, at first confused, but then angry.
>"You don't like me?"
"Nope"
>"Really?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't like you."
>"But... Every animal likes me."
"Not this one."
>She approaches you, her expression turning from confused to angry.
>"YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME!"

>>25780359
>zoophile
>wild assumption
CARLOS, YOU FUCKER, I KNOW IT'S YOU IN A FLUTTERSHY COSTUME!

>>25780359
Okay.

>>25780359
You fucking bitch, I just wanted a pet.

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>>25780391

>Get out of my cottage

Please

>>25780492
I want to rub Flutterbutter's belly

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>>25780359

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>>25780359
...Really?! You keep all these fucking animals and act as their "mama", feed them, and a whole other bunch of shit and say you're a goddam bloody expert!? You and I both know that when it comes to nature, you hardly know anything at all, let alone how to cook for these fucking idiots! Even Zecora is more in tune with nature than your bloody ass! You just take these shitty animals from their homes, bloody domesticate them to the point where they can no longer depend on themselves in the wild, and decide to hide in your house like the fucking pussy you are! You act like you're saving these animals when you're fucking killing them! You're a goddam idiot! How are these animals going to survive if they can't bloody kill something to eat!? My fucking god, and Simon said that Rarity had no idea on what she's doing! I'm not sure what's worse! The fact you think you're helping, or the fact that in your group of friends...YOU HARDLY HELP AT ALL! So why do you have all these fucking animals shitting in your house, if you only keep them there and act as their goddam submissive? Because you're fucking them, and you think that we're daft enough to not get that! Well you're wrong, Fluttershy. I want you out of my kitchen. OUT!

>>25780393
I gotcha family

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>>25780497
>"Out!!"

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>>25780531

I want to boop Fluttershy's nose.

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>>25780553
Oh? You're staring? What's that suppose to do? Intimidate me? Guess you're too shy to FUCKING YELL AT ME, HUH?!?! You're worse than a blind chef...and even a blind chef would be more fucking useful than your shitty help! PISS THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I MAKE ANGEL INTO RABBIT FUCKING STEW, AND SERVE IT TO YOUR FUCKING PARENTS.

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>>25780359
Rape.