>"Anon, I don't understand. What is this book

>>25775059
muh dick

>>25775059
Jews

>>25775085
>It's only a single page!

>>25775108
Just a sticky note on the cover actually.

>>25775059
You are reading a manga its like a picture book with words

Now in this ranma falls into a cursed pool and transforms him into a girl when splashed with cold water, hot water will change him back into a boy

>>25775059
"Twilight, that's a phone book. It's called the yellow pages."

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>>25775059
Well, when a mother and father love each other very much...

>>25775059

yer stoopit

>>25775059
lump bump of get

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This book is in Spanish.

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It's about progress

>>25775059

"Oh, that book is a great novel, heh had some really thought provoking chapters."
>Twilights face lit up.
>"Really Anon? Aww it such a shame I can't read Earth Script."
"It's English."
>"Oh right..so what is it about?"
"It's about magic and a will of humanity combating the evil that may be. Plus a lot of heaver subjects like the use of dark magic, forbidden love and the philosophies of life and death..."
>Twilights eyes are now as big as saucers as she processes what you said.
>"But you told me magic doesn't exist in your universe."
"Your right, but magic is still a concept and we still explore the magical theories even though it doesn't exist...Except chaos magick."
>You mutter the last bit quietly.
>"What was the last bit?"
"Nothing, just an earth joke."
>The purple pony scrutinises you for a few seconds.
>"I guess I wouldn't get the reference anyway..."
>She trails off looking a bit upset.
>"I wish I could read this...I could take months just to translate the first chapter."
>You give her a warm smile.
"Hey, it's ok I'll read you a few parts...
>Grabbing the book you let out a few coughs and open a random page.
"Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed!"

>"Uhh Anon..."
>You continue
"Oh I love this part..."
>You clear your throat.
"It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism"

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>>25778081

>>25777995
>>25775059
Of course you don't understand the intricanties of human history

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>>25775059
Making America great again.