>"Anon. You do realize there are more important things

>>25773480
"mhmm... Checkmate."
>"AAAAAGH! FUCK you, Anon! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU!"
>She flips the table and continues to scream "Fuck you" as she leaves.
"... This is why I don't like playing with you."

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>>25773480
"Yeah, like not being the loser."

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>>25773512
i like this

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just b yourself

>>25773480
Cry some more Twiggy Piggy.

>>25773480
There literally are not. Sorry for stomping your ass in Goldeneye again, Twiggy.

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>>25773480
"I'm the best AROUND! Nothing's gonna ever keep me down!"
>"You have cancer."
"I'm the best around..! I think I'm gonna go sit down."

>>25773480
Tell that to Rainbow Dash

>>25774586
Are you the me of the future by about 10 minutes? I was literally just about to say those exact same words just now

>>25773480
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of WINNING."

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"Yeah, I've been thinking about that Twilight."
>You can see Twilight's face brighten.
"I even made a list."
>Her eyes widen.
>"Really? I'm, well, I'm honestly impressed Anonymous."
>She shuffles about a little before smiling.
>"Would you, share the list with me?"
>You grin.
"I'd be happy to."
>Reaching into your back pocket, you pull out a piece of paper.
>Purple watches with anticipation as you unfold it and spin it around so that the text is right side up.
>Coughing twice to clear your throat, you stand up proud and tall and begin.
"Things More Important Than Winning: A List."
>You pause for effect.
"By Anonymous."
>Plopping her flank down on the ground, Nerd Princess looks up at you expectantly.
"After careful consideration, I have decided that the following things are more important than winning:"
>Another cough.
"Victory."
>Twilight's expression drops into a scowl immediately.
"Success."
>Her brow furrows.
"Achieving first place."
>"Anonymous-"
"Ah!"
>You wave a finger in her direction.
"Don't interrupt, you wanted to hear this."
>Cough again.
"Not losing. Beating scrubs. Having the validation to shout "I'm Number One!" Bean Burrito Fridays at the Donkey Shack."
>"Wait wh-"
"Where Winners Eat Free."
>"Oh... How long is this list?"
"I've got about five more pages."
>"Ugh..."
"Now where was I..."
>As Twiggles curls up into a ball, you smirk
>That'll teach her to cheat at Old Maid.

>>25776003
Kek.

>>25773480
Says the alicorn princess.

>>25776003
Heh tbqh

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>>25773480
That's something a loser would say

>>25776003
>filename

I love you.

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>>25776137
Zoomposting is funposting.
winning is everything

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>>25776412

>>25774449
This is an underrated post. Fucking top kek man

>>25773480
Twilight- I know you aren't accustomed to being a loser, but there's literally nothing more important than being a winner. Trust me- I've lived life not being a winner, and it's hell.

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>>25776467
With all the time travel shenanigans I'd love to see some zoomposting of the s5 finale done.

>>25773480
This would be a lot more meaningful if it came from someone who didn't freak out over getting an A-.

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>>25773480

"If there's anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now!"

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>>25773480
It's better than being a loser Twilight. Equestria is a loser. We're losing to Mexicolt, we're losing to Yakyakistan, we're losing to Griffonstone on trade deals that we could do so much better on. They're smart, and currently we have people in power that are dumb that are outsmarting us and taking advantage of that opportunity.

I think Equestria as a whole likes to be a winner. Let's Make Equestria Great Again.