Friendship is Magic #37 is due out this Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Sweet Apple Acres isn't everything in Applejack's life. It's certainly the centerpiece, but she's been known as a helpful pony about town, so she's had the time to build that reputation. It may generally be applications of her skills she already uses on the farm, but why shouldn't they come in useful? It may be the more niche and esoteric requests that speak more about Applejack's hobbies, if anything, but what would those be? Rodeo is one of her side-passions and that's another outlet for herding and rope tricks. Baking's something good for sales and sharing. And anypony likes books.Is the secret underwater basket weaving?
>>25767071
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>Derpy: Ara ara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGJ8ixlfKUs
>>25772944
I bet she spends some time practicing and expanding on her country-isms
>>25772944
>Hey AJ, wanna launch me into space?
>>25772944
AJ is really into alchemy.
>>25772957
>your plushies will never come to life
>>25773019
I don't have plushies.
>>25772994
Luna was the first mare in the moon. Do you think Rainbow Dash will be the first mare *on* the moon?
>>25772993
That's a lot of work
>>25772994
Ponies like space, huh?
>>25773017
What does she make?
>>25773029
Statistically that's improbable, as Luna might have experimented before turning into NMM.
>>25773034
She has pledged to bring her parents back. But so far she has only been able to make apples.
>>25773019
>"Hey, remember that time you left me on the bed behind you when you jacked off?"
>>25773019
>tfw you don't even have any plushies
>>25773028
>Not owning plushes.
>>25773069
Celostia please
pony made you a cake
>>25773088
nigga she a apple
>>25773109
pony is not to be trusted
do not eat the cake
What do you guys think Zap Apples taste like?
>>25773019
>Anonymous, I have been granted life to-
>wait
>why are my legs all crusty
>>25773138you~
>>25773138
batteries
>>25773138
Horse semen
>>25773138
rainbow dash
>>25773138
>>25773088
>>25773138
shitshipping
Braeburned is a good artist, shame he only ever does gay stuff...
>>25773187
I want to dry mare.
>>25773209
True that, the few straight pics I've seen of his are mega unf
>>25773187
ponies are cat dog horses
>>25773235
It's funny that BD tapped him for the pony pussy
>>25773138
You cannot really tell, they zapp your tongue.
>>25773267
What if you put one in a pony's butt.
>>25773243
AJ knows.
>>25773273
Have you ever seen what happens when a horse kicks you?
>>25773176
Well? Tell us!
>>25773209
Not everything he does is gay.
https://derpibooru.org/726918
https://derpibooru.org/405247
https://derpibooru.org/962401
https://derpibooru.org/839573
>>25773265
Anyone have any 60fps pony webms/gifs?
>>25773305
Damn,
He needs to do more of this shit
>>25773136
Are you telling me that the cake is falsifying something?
>>25773354
The cake may not be telling the truth
>>25773354
>>25773358
It is true the confectionery item may be dishonest.
Celestia!
>>25773209
Shame he hates us.
>>25773368
That's not Celestia! That' Applejack!
>>25773375
Wut, why
>>25773368
>>25773383
Everyone hates us. I hate us. That's why I keep saying that everyone does.
>pony is ded and hats us
>>25773265
Where's that last EqG appol from?
She's cute with the horsey ears.
>>25773305
I'm not a fan of gay, but I guess those that are like having Brae. His not-gay stuff is nice.
>>25773407
The royal sisters would make fun friends.
>>25773407
I will have to side with Twilight on this one
>>25773402
EQG2 Short - A Case for the Bass
I like her even in this bullshit form.
Filly has arrived.
>>25773462
hello filly
>>25773462
get out of here filly
do you not see my dick in my hand
>>25773443
oh my god
I forgot how well made these shorts are.
Also Applejack a cutie.
>>25773462
Where is yourdiaper?
>>25773485
Filly assumed you were using a very small pen.
To write a very tiny letter.
>>25773462
Filly came? Well so did I~
>tfw Dorf Fort updated after a year
>>25773466
Filly wants cuddles
>>25773545
>tfw Turok 1 comes out on Thursday
>>25773546
sounds good to me
you usually are more interested in other things, though
>>25773545
I love it when everything bugs out.
>>25773546
oh sure filly
let's cuddles
I can't sleep
>>25773589draw
>>25773413
Is there any more of this?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEAVER
>>25773597
Yeah, but I don't know where. Goes full lewdbut with story
>>25773597
yes
it's probably the best thing braeburned every made
http://imgur.com/a/UAZaQ/embed?background=161616&link=c90467#0
>>25773305
I really want to use my Sugar Star but I'm always masturbating every day, I gotta cut down
>>25773589
neither can I
>>25773569
What a lewd filly.
I want to be a pony
>>25773589
I went to sleep like 5 hours after waking up at 7pm, slept for 4 hours after that.
Apparently Luna decided to grace me with a dream of me being turned into a demoness or a dragoness of some sort, but not before some evil guy calls me evil, then I just fantasized about being a demoness until I went to sleep again.
>>25773655
Aren't you a pony?
Locator is ded
>WHO FARTED?
literally me
things I learned:
>anatomy
layers are your master all will love the layers
splash some color onto a page and call it a background, make a folder full of this
I need eye help googling references gives me more drawings instead of people
pony colors are hard
colors are hard
drawing is hard
wrinkles are basically babies of lightning and cloths
cloths and lightning are hard
>>25773670
works for me
>>25773684
Looks good though.
>>25773684
What I learned about drawing is that I have more fun learning programming and math.
>>25773684
I wanna cuddle her to sleep.
>>25773655
I want to be a filly
Who is the cutest R63 mane6?
>>25773684
Twalot go to bed.
Nyx needs her daily cuddles, she didn't have any yesterday and she's crying.
>>25773710
Funnily enough; Rarara, worstpone.
>>25773699
>>25773684
Now you team up and make pone vidya
>>25773699
>learning programming
reading documentation is hard
graphics are hard
Both are inverse for me
Drawing is easier to grasp, but eats up time to make greats. More time = better drawing
Programming is harder to grasp, but once you grasp it, you are more efficient. More learning = faster programming
>>25773684
Ahh, good ol' scrotum-eyed Twilight.
Been looking at too much porn that's her problem.
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED
A FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM SEE
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED
TO SEE THE LIGHT!
To see the light!
THAT SHINES!
That shines!
FROM A TRUE, TRUE FRIEND!
>>25773799
...I'm not sure I've seen light shining from my friends.
>>25773684
What a very sleepy pony
>>25773799
This is still the best song from the show.
Tell me I'm wrong.
>>25773799
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND IS A FRIEND YOU BREED
A FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP TAKE SEED
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND IS A FRIEND YOU BREED
TO RECIEVE SEED!
Recieve seed!
FOR OUR NEEDS
For our needs!
LIKE A TRUE TRUE FRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEND!
>>25773838
Good concept, mediocre execution. Work it a bit and come back tomorrow.
>>25773819
You are wrong
Celestia's Ballad is the best song.
>>25773799
THERE'S SO MUCH MORE STILL LEFT TO LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF
SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES IN YOU
WE KNOW YOU CAN BE SOMEPONY ELSE
YOU CAN STOP RIGHT NOW
AND TRY ANOTHER START
WE'LL FINALLY FREE OURSELVES FROM THE DARK
AND SEE THE LIGHT
AND SEE THE LIGHT OF YOUR CUTIE MARK
>>25773848
y-yes sir
>>25773855
That awful fishwive's ditty?
>>25773819
I like the songs of CotLM more as a whole, but that is definately the best single song.
BEST SONG COMING THROUGH
YOU'RE A PLEB IF YOUR FAVOURITE SONG ISN'T SMILE
>>25773884
Great song, just not vest
>>25773864
It took me awhile to remember how that song went
That particular song had tempo go all over the place
>>25773891
Best*
>>25773884
>>25773873
Wanna fight about it?
>>25773897
It's more like it transitioned to another song in the second half.
>>25773913
there you go
PERFECT STALLION IS THE SWEETEST SONG WITH THE CUTEST FILLIES WITH BOBBING FILLY HEADS AND SHE'S THE BEST TEACHER THEY COULD HOPE FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you gotta share
you gotta care
because you know that it is the right thing to do
WE
>>25773970
ARE
RAZZLE DAZZLE
>>25773864
>tfw nyx will never be involved in cute moments like this
>>25773980
FAGGOTS
>>25773942
Perfect stallion wasjust a song to constitute date rape drugs and Bill Cosby.
>>25773999
>dickbutt
>combo breaker
>trips
nice mang
>>25773999
>nine nine nine
twily should twily twily
>>25774015
AEIOU!
>>25774016
>>25774030
CUTEST SCENE IN S5
>>25774016
nyx should nyx the river styx
>>25773992
>tfw she is ded and will never come back
>>25774030
Now we wait for one of those ponyspin URLs
also
LET'S FLY TO THE CASTLE
Pony wants you to sing a song about your day.
>>25774035
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/luuciQT.gif&v=vLqhaBmvAMU&s=39
>>25774084
>>25774078
Work and drinking, work and drinking!
-But don't do it at the same time!
Work THEN drinking, work THEN drinking!
Then take a naaap and make chick'n.
Then drink! A-gaaain!
>>25774104
>>25774110
Now you're getting it!
>>25774110
hahahaha you're NEVER getting an episode, you tutti-frutti fuck.
>>25774122
It's true.
At this point Luna has had two episodes.
Celestia ain't getting shit.
At best she's going to share an episode with her sister.
>>25774148
Not to be "that guy", but after 5 years of build up and hype do you think the writers could pull off a good Celestia episode?
Who is Celestia?
>>25774156
\No they couldn't.
Which is a good reason to never do it. At least until they have a half decent idea.
Kind of like what they're doing with Scootaloo's family life.
>>25774164
We haven't seen ANY of the pegasus ponies parents, for some reason.
Celestia's butt
>>25774211
We've seen Dash's dad.
Well, we've seen a pony that is 99% Dash's dad.
>>25774217
what about it?
I have a question.I have to get up in 2 and a half hours. Should I power through them or sleep for that amount of time?
>>25774238
Even one or two hours of sleep will help your focus.
>>25774211
Pegasi live a spartan life style and foals are kicked out of the house at 5. At that point they no longer have "parents" just a society to defend and support them in a time of need.
Scootaloo's parents were gracious enough to leave her in Ponyville because she still couldn't fly. Instead of leaving her stuck in Cloudsdale.
>>25774238
Sleep but set at least two alarms.
>>25774264
Buy one of these:
https://www.iluv.com/product_detail.asp?model=smshaker
And stuff it up your butt.
>>25774243
>>25774264
Thanks Anons.
Mare has taken an interest in pokemon
>>25774317
There's a breeding joke in here but I can't figure it out
>>25774317
Are they even in the same egg group?
#1 Mom
>>25774388
>>25774393
She'd be a great mom...just getting her there might be an issue.
>>25774388
High quality mom
Would you rather be:
Fluttershy's husband
Or
Fluttershy's foal
?
>>25774148
>Celestia ain't getting shit.
>>25774439
Husband of course. What kind of question is that?
>>25774439
husband, duh
>>25774447
Even in the comics she get's dumped on.
Shows up to fight Sombra, and is turned to stone a few pages later.
>>25774439Can't I be both?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/12/5-things-that-would-make-season-6-more.html
>that number 1
>>25774483
Wow lewd I like it
>>25774439
if I had to choose, foal
so I can still marry my waifu
>>25774489
>reading EqD editorials
why even bother
>>25774504
Because MLPG is too slow during this time of the day and I need my doe of pony
>>25774489
What's wrong with continuity?
>>25774525
You know, I am actually retarded. I only scrolled over it and read the headlines, and for some reason I read "More community nods".
I will immediately commit sudoku to rectify this mistake.
And then go to beb.
Post silly ponies
Twilight is sorry her latex anthro suit absorbed you and periodically inflates your ass,tits and limps when around stallions.
>>25774577
go to bebbbb
>>25774583
She's also sorry it occasionally produces a gas that makes you and everyone around you extremely horny.
>>25774583
What about myfuta cock+balls?
>>25774583
Don't you ever get bored of posting about your shitty fetish?
>>25774622
There's so little content for it the only solace I have is to post about my fantasies in the hope someone will art skills will draw something.
It's a painful existence for someone who likes TGTF.
>>25774630
Your shitposting has guaranteed that I'll never draw it, even though I kinda like it
So good job, idiot
>>25774630
>There's so little content for TGTF
I'm so glad that I have vanilla fetishes, that way I never have to shitpost them incessantly and make people hate me
>>25774630
in all the years I've spent here I've never seen anyone ever draw such a trash fetish just because someone made a random post about it
>>25774643
I'm glad I'm not an autist and can enjoy my weird fetishes without shitposting
>tfw other people shitpost about your fetishes instead
Why do you people think he's doing this for anything other than attention?
https://derpiboo.ru/1044940
How bout that wink, huh?
>>25774636
>Your shitposting has guaranteed that I'll never draw it
Then what's stopping me from posting about it more? You act like it's my fault that you don't like transformation enough to actually draw it regardless of me posting or not.
>>25774639
There is very little, looking at the tag count from different sites.
>>25774655
Good for you, your fetish has enough content.
>>25774643
I'm just glad I have basic human decency and don't feel any desire to yell my fetishes into the void hoping that someone will do something with them
>>25774655
>tfw other people shitpost about your fetishes instead
>Don't post big ponies anymore because I know that one autist will show up just to shitpost and argue with people
>Can't even get close to talking about buff girls because I know that one autist who always post the same Vinyl pic every time will show up
>Don't even post Diamond dogs anymore
>>25774674
>letting the shitposters win
knowing that I'm just one more person who didn't give in to the inane bullshit designed to make everyone around here leave is one of the few reasons I'm still around
>>25774674i should get back to work on bufflestia, shoudn't I
So, moving on to a different subject.
So if Mares go into heat,
What do Stallions go into?
Grumpy morning pony needs to take a shower but all the hot water is gone and the coffee maker is broken and she really just kind of hates you right now.
>>25774712
Mares.
Next question, please.
>>25774674
>giving in to the shitposters
Why do you care? Especially if you know it's just one guy?
>>25774712
Also heat
They can't get pregnant, but their instincts are still telling them to try. It gets very awkward.
>>25774674
I miss CaptainChunk
>>25774702
>Letting the shitposters win
Could you fathom for a second that in a place where lewd discussions commonly take place that a person might have a particular fetish that they want to discuss over others? And that you just might, just might be over-exaggerating the presence of said fetish in a thread that makes 600-700 posts on average?
>>25774713
>and she really just kind of hates you right now.
But it was Spike!
>>25774725
>And that you just might, just might be over-exaggerating the presence of said fetish in a thread that makes 600-700 posts on average?
I'm the guy that posted >>25774674 and some of this shit happens daily.
>>25774721
Probably because it causes problems when I do want to post the things I like
Probably because I know these people (or person) has a high chance of showing up when I post
Probably because I get mistaken for those people (or guy) pretty often and it leads to my feelings being hurt.
Probably because when you see the only (or most vocal) person into the thing you're into being a complete autist or just plain asshole you kind of want to distance yourself from it.
>>25774725
anon you know exactly the people I'm talking about, I won't glorify them with names or descriptions
they're not here to discuss fetishes, they're here to be as obnoxious as possible in order to discourage people from talking about certain things or even coming here at all
>>25774743
Fair enough
>>25774707W-What's that?
Go back to sleep.
>>25774439
Foal
Is that even a question
>what's he doing with that mare?
>>25774768
I guess now that I don't feel like my stomach is going to explode anymore I might as well
thanks for the tip sleepy pony
>>25774749
Oh. I wrote a buffmusky futaCelestia thing for a friend, but didn't finish it. I thought you were him
>>25774775
I could tell you but i would rather just show you.
Thebunniescame.
>Today is National Cupcake Day
>>25774712
Hiding.
>>25774792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wduI6vjidzk
>>25774794
if only I either A) could buy cupcakes without feeling gross because I have to eat them all myself or B) had someone to share cupcakes with
>>25774782That sounds hot
>tfw you accidentally create a waifu too perfect
>she'll never be real
Are tulpas still a thing?
>>25774824
Cutest reindeer
>>25774828
Most impregnable reindeer.
>>25774837
Not as waifuable as edgicorn though
>>25774856
I hope that's the japanese dub.
Also
>streaming
>>25774837
I don't think you actually know what that word means.
>>25774858
For some reason this is unf.
I guess it's the numerous implications I draw from it.
>>25774865
She could molest those foals a thousand times with zero consequences.
>>25774863
Well, she is a zoning character
>>25774863
I know it what it means, it's like the word rut.
I know that rut can't be applied to horses, I know impregnable means to break into a fortress.
But I'm still going to say "Princess EA generating a magical aura that makes stallions go into a rut and make mares more impregnable"
>>25774867
>>25774875
>"Princess EA generating a magical aura that makes stallions go into a rut and make mares more impregnable"
unf
>>25774826
http://pastebin.com/f1gj6XHc
>>25774877
I thought more was going to happen.
>>25774877
Disappointing
Should have just ended at "I already have"
>>25774873
I dont understand how any person could not think this is sexy
>>25774898
She's a cartoon animal.
>>25774875
>>25774884Well it's true you know. She just can't stop those stallion dicks from spurting.
>>25774877
>some moments later
https://derpiboo.ru/1037384
>>25774899
I know. It's great.
>>25774046
The castle will be destoryed in S6.
>>25774899
A sexy cartoon animal.
>>25774905
I'd love this artist if he wasn't always so...lumpy
>>25774826
>Celestia signing the papers for Anon's deportation
Twilight will get another castle in Season 7. Two castles.Two castles.
>>25774936
Gee Twilight how come Celestia gives you TWO castles?
>>25774936
lmao 2castle
>S1 => gala season
>S2 => villain season
>S3 => equestria games season
>S4 => princess season
>S5 => cutie mark season
>S6 => ???
>>25774951
Series finale
>>25774951Celestia season
>>25774951
Last season.
>>25774951
DUCK SEASON
>>25774951
Breeding season
>>25775034
Good job, now Nightmare Moon wants to be your waifu, or else
>>25774982
WABBIT SEASON
>>25775038
Could be a lot worse.
>>25774951
>Equestria Games Season
GOD, what a bust that was.
Two fucking seasons of build up and the episode was focused on Spike being in such an awkward and cringey situation I felt shame and embarrassment for him. Let's not focus on games, competition, comradery or good sportsmanship, let's just have a situation where Spike fucks up and feels bad.
>>25775034
I love Princess Nightmare Moon.
Filly wantsan IRL ponyfor Christmas.
>>25775050
I really wish they would have focused on the games instead. The competitions looked like fun.
Yeah but Spike is super cute and fuckable.
>>25775064
They DID look fun. How many games did we see? Two?
Ice Archery was what caused the problems in the final act. And there was the one that Spike tried to sing the anthem for after. Oh, that was the one Dash and Fluttershy competed in. So the aerial relay race.
Two games. They had years to think about this and they came up with one interesting idea.
I would have at least liked to see some ponies doing a sprinting competition or something. Maybe something in the background to acknowledge that we're missing seeing all the games because Spike felt like shit and moped around.
>>25775050
Christ that episode was such a humongeous letdown. Easily the lowest point in the whole show.
>>25775087
The episode where they were training for the games mentioned another one I think, though that was some flying related thing, too.
>>25775050
It's 98th out of 112 so far in the ranking thread I'm doing on /mlp/. Guess the only thing keeping it from being lower is the fact that Spike did something at the end and some of the games we saw were cool.
>>25775095
The training episode must have mentioned another flying game. There was something about only being allowed to participate in one game, which is why Fluttershy and Bulk Biceps even were on the list of competitors.
>>25775097
Personally I had it right between SAYS, Princess Spike and the others, but I guess some people enjoyed the cringefest that was the "singing" of Crystal Empire's anthem.
>>25775088
>not tanks for the memories or princess spike
WRONG WRONG WRONG
YOU'RE WRONG
>Finals
How was your day, MLPG
>>25775109
It's 107th out of 120 for me, but I think if I took a closer look I may have moved it lower since I put Call of the Cutie and The Show Stoppers below it somehow. I don't hate the CMC in S1 nearly that much.
>>25775122
It's 9am.
This pony was a cutie.
>>25775122
My country has finals in February
>>25775131
I wonder if we will see her and the rest of the town again. Starlight seems to be on the team now so they would have a good excuse to bring them back.
>>25775122
The week has only begun here. Looking ahead for 4 exams from today to Thursday. I try to distract myself by postpone-ing but it's not really helping
>>25775034
fuck is this noodle ass snake fuckin melonheaded 'ya got games on ya phone?' face lookin ass nigga
>>25775137
Would you settle for them visiting and showing up in Ponyville once or twice along with Starlight in the background?
>>25775122
>tfw two finals next week
Don't remind me.
>>25775113
I didn't like Princess Spike much at all but it was better than Equestria Games. Princess Spike had fun background characters, sleepy Twilight, a decent ending, etc.
Equestria Games was the show's advertisement actively lying to us and getting us hyped for some Olympics-themed episode only to pull a switcheroo and have it about Spike fucking up and how to feel better about fucking up.
Do you think Pound and Pumpkin nurse from Cup while she bakes?
>>25775149
But the Equestria Games weren't part of the advertising. They didn't even really hype it in the episodes it was brought up.
>>25774951
Unicorn season
>>25774951
Would a beyond Equestria season be too out there of a guess?
>>25775154
but I can't get you horsepregnant
Twilight stop trying to take all my money
>>25775122
I still have time until the end of January. Besides, about half of my classes this semester are about some project or another, not exams.
>>25774951
What about a Princess Celestia season?
Please?
No?
>>25775155
They didn't hype it up, but they brought it up in multiple episodes.
Imagine if Seaon 1 ended with an episode blatantly called "The Grand Galloping Gala" instead of "The Best Night Ever" AND instead of focusing on the mane 6 the entire episode was about Spike being sad he got dumped by his friends and after a few failed attempts to get involved at the party ending up moping at Ponut Joe's for the rest of the 22 minutes before his friends showed up and told him about how they destroyed the place.
Also there was plenty of advertisement for the Equestria Games. They kept tying it in with the Olympics. But when the episode got closer, no, none of the previews were about the games themselves.
>>25775113
Tanks still managed to ebtertain me without causing too much cringe.
Princess spock was bad, real bad, but as anon pointed out it at least had its moments (unlike equestria spike) nor did it ruin any buildup.
>>25775122
I finished my last finals today and spent the whole rest of the day smoking, eating, and watching cartoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ3FDYPxw4k
>>25775176
>nor did it
and did not*
>>25775122
>
I didn't have any classes this semester, but I go back in Spring.
My day is nice now that it's ending since I work overnights. Happy there's a new comic to post tonight when I wake up as well.
>>25775155
I dare say flight to the finish and rainbow falls hyped it quite a lot.
>>25775122
I have not done a single productive thing in the last four years.
>>25775176
I want to imagine Rarity sewed that doll herself for Spike.And I imagine Rarity is aware of what Spike does with it.
>>25775171
We're in desperate need of a Celestia episode. It feels like we're seeing her less ever since Twilight became a princess. And it's becoming harder to believe that she's an all-powerful princess that keeps Equestria safe when she has her ass handed to her every time a new antagonist shows up.
Rate season finalesby their songs.S4 > S2 > S3 > S5 > S1
>>25775208
That's a tough one. I'd have to look through a list to figure that out since there are songs I like from every season.
>>25775208
In terms of songs...
S3 > S1 > S2 > S5 > S4
>>25775208
Nah, you're pretty much right on the money there.
>>25775209
He said finales, not whole season.
>>25775144
Yeah. They hardly have any character so it is not like I absolutely want an episode about them, them showing up somewhere in the background or maybe getting a tiny supporting role would be enough.
>>25775208
This Day Aria > S3 > Best Night Ever > S4 > S5
>>25775204
>It feels like we're seeing her less ever since Twilight became a princess.
Obviously. When Twilight became a Princess she stopped writing friendship reports - which was why she appeared most often before it.
Now they actually need a reason for why she would appear in an episode, i.e. the story taking place in Canterlot, a villain showing up or something like that.
>Twilight goes to church with Fluttershy
>accidentally brings the Necronomicon
>>25775221
>me in charge of reading short posts
>>25775208
S3>S4>S2>S1>S5
>>25775233
>Ponies going to church
Did Pony Jesus die for their sins?
I wonder if I should go to bronycon this year.
It might be the last big one.
>Twilight saw her former friends being brainwashed back in S2 and she didn't even cared about rescuing them
>>25775162
>>25775242
Twilight didn't give a shit about her old friends until Spike reminded her they used to be her friends and realized she should be ashamed for neglecting them.
Twilight is still a spastic, autistic nerd even in Season 5 and even being a princess of friendship she's still not very good at befriending or keeping friends. She got an A+ for all her effort though.
I'm gonna go to sleep face down in one of those airport neck pillows and pretend I'm sticking my head in Gloomy's butthole
>>25775242
I thought those were just changelings in disguised, that makes this image a lot more unf.
>>25775255
>you instead dream it's spike
>>25775260
Why would they want the bouquet then? Because... oh, because it meant the one who got it would get to be married next? That sounds cute.
And perhaps they stayed in disguise because Chrysalis didn't give them the okay to drop their disguises yet. Conveniently leaving the reveal for later.
Anon, I don't think that's right, but that would actually be funnier.
>>25774527
>I learned this trick while reading human literature, actually
>Lord Voldemort was actually very clever, he reminds me of myself actually!
>tfw no awful Friendship is Magic non-canon holiday special with variety hour-style skits, poorly animated shorts, and celebrity cameos with 90% of framing story taking place in Griffonland.
Instead we'll just have to watch this.
https://derpibooru.org/1043849
Please do not human the ponies.
They are for ponying by other ponies.
>>25775284
FORBIDDEN LOVE
>cuck isn't filtered anymore
for what purpose
>>25775347
What a lucky mare, I wish I could be touched by fillies
>>25775368
...desu[/spoiler]senpai?
Which horse to human size is the best?
>>25775409
I dunno
sometimes I like to think of them like this size but sometimes I imagine them really little too
>>25774894
>Just saw those new pics
Holy unf
>>25775409
Mares are eye level with your crotch.
Stallions are eye level at your navel.
>>25775409
If a filly or colt were to sit upright, the top of their head would probably be at knee height. Coincidentally, my pillow also goes up to my knee.
It feels like it's too late to make friends with you guys.
>>25775480
You just want to use them as pillows, don't you?
>>25775485what do you mean
you're here aren't you
>>25775485
Why do you think that, Anon?
Most of the people I've met from here have been pretty friendly.
>>25775489
No, I just cuddle my pillow at night.
>>25775485
It's never too late anon, don't let Celestia down
What if pony had augmentations
>>25775480
>Pillow sized foals
Perfect cuddle size
That also puts mares at a "large dog" size, which is about what I want.
>>25775508
>>25775508
Isn't that from that image of that girl with no limb and blindfolded with bandages?
>>25775529
>Ponies with shit prosthetics
What if Twilight accidentally breaks her horn off in Season 6 and she has to get a real shit replacement from sanded horn files and hoof clippings? So her magic is out of funk all season while it grows back?
>>25775557
Yes
>>25775559
>>25775368Because some retard samefagged a poll claiming that /pol/ wants it removed because it kills all links to news articles containing the world "cuckservative".In reality probably just some retarded shitposter or a "CENSORSHIP!" autist
>>25775485
It is certainly a bit harder now than it was back then because we don't have anything like Tribes or Hats anymore that is played by a significant amount of people - but I would not say that it is too late.
>>25775508
>why are you doing this?
>>25775610
For maximum cute unf
>>25775610
I need a cute picture for my christmas cards, stay still so I can put the antlers on
>>25775610
I wish to commit a crime
>>25775637
>>25775634
Yees. Antler all the ponies.
>>25775492
>>25775495
>>25775588To be honest I've spent a long while just lurking here without really trying to get involved because I was shy. I know it may not be too late if I tried, I'm just really regretting the time I was too shy now.
>>25775649
Well, you're not the only one. I don't really care about socializing online, though.
>>25775649
Why? Because you don't have a name? Because you don't produce things or stram?
You don't have to bring anything to enjoy the general, anon. Just bring discussion here and there. We had a lovely discussion yesterday about why we didn't like Slice of Life.
>>25775649
>trying to get involved
Nigga this is an anonymous imageboard, you can just pop in and post something (or just lurk if you don't want to), that's it.
Unless you mean you want to use a name and circlejerk with drawfags, in which case you can fuck off.
>>25774480
Sweetie Belle is the most dumb CMC
>>25775649
Just put a name on and be a quality poster, like me.
>>25775699
She's also the cutest and most adorable and overall best CMC
>>25775719
The world would be better off if Fluttershy never existed
>>25775751
>>25775751
But then Dash wouldn't have flown in that race in her honor.
She should have just died from the fall.
>the cuck filters got removed because of some random /pol/ meme
>>25775751
>>25775765
What's the matter with you lot!?
>>25775735
>Not Scootaloo
>>25775788
Nyx is best CMC tho
>>25775778
Finally.
I'm jealous of girls in stallion x human cuck art.
>>25775785
>Defending Fluttershy
Dash pls take your tiny behind and go
>>25775879
I want to smell her pants.
>>25775879
>fake pony wars
Fuck, ears*
>maybe I could be a main character someday!
>good morning anon
>>25775914
But she's already an mlpg main character, she's Filly
>>25775879
Would you feed a lazy, sloven Luna sweets?
>>25775914
Don't be silly, filly.
>>25775918
I like petirep's rainbow
>>25775932
Most of them are silly by nature.
>>25775946
I want to throw that filly in the bath
>>25775934
Yeah, that shit's pretty fun.
>>25775967
Pank poe is also good
Also kaybe
Celestia is looking a bit thick in this picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC4HhucHu6I
>>25776034
>tomodachi wa mahou
This sounds like a title to a magical girl show. Have I been watching one all along and never realized?
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25776051
You sure are
What a clever pony
>>25776042
Well duh.Too bad there's not enough cute dresses and silly character archetypes around.
>>25776051
Sorry no
Fluttershy is my waifu
>>25775946filly_unwashed.png
>>25776034
>This video contains content from PONYCANYON. It is not available in your country.
>Ponycanyon not letting me have their ponies
Jerks.
also 'merica, land of the freeâ„¢
PonyTalent
Denial
>>25776042
I remember the first days, when people thought this was going to be a magical girl adventure cartoon with cute horses. There was so much hype for how the S1 opener reimagined the setting and franchise.
And then we got Season 1.
>>25776144
And it turned out it was more of a slice of life show and people still ate this shit up.
Although I think the difference between the regular episodes and over the top actiony two-parters are becoming more and more jarring.
>>25775368
Are you cucking me bro?
>>25775122
Also had finals, they actually started shortly after you made this post.
It went pretty well I think. Last one is on the 20th, then it's off to home for Christmas.
>>25776151
Nothing wrong with slice-of-life, we still get a lot of cute pony shenanigans. I think the problem is just how people conflate slice-of-life with plotless moé. On that note I'm afraid that episodes like TOWPPK will mark the show's true descent into literal Western moé.
>>25776157
He's a cuck desu senpai baka
>>25776112
She's an expert on it.
>>25776109
>>25776170
Do you even know what you'e talking about?
>>25776229
And you do?
>>25776034
Pinkie sure used to sing a lot in S1.
>>25776240
She was a lot Pinker too
>pony
>>25776255
That pony is at least 50% hair
I want it.
>>25776255
I think that's that one Spanish pony from that old cartoon show right
Across all cartoon ponies, what's the most common fetish?
>>25776309
It's an Argentinian pony from an old movie.
And she's a total qt.
>>25776328
bestiality
>>25776332
Yeah that's the one I was thinking of, I should watch that whole thing sometime and see if it's any good
FUCK YOU GUYS
I'M MAKING MY OWN PONY SHOW
WITH NYX AND ADVENTURES
>>25776341
>>25776369
I thought it was going to be Fluttershy
>>25776351
big adventures
>>25776392
pig adventures
http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TREJOYE14D5FFE856F&thresh=30
It's honestly hard to believe that niggerfaggot was the one who made that nyx tumblr
Filly is rubbing her face on your beard again.
>>25776439
I know, it's pretty great
>>25776451
What a good pony, going to the dentist all on her own
>>25776417
>you will never do this to a filly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjDXtFaXIDA
>>25776485
>vertical recording
HATE
>>25776485
>video ends
>related: undertale cover
Oh come on youtube, I watched like two of those videos more than a month ago. Why do you keep suggesting them?
>>25776525
>having yt's history turned on
>>25776483
>not posting a song
http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRYFAFW150F2419A4D&thresh=45
>>25776525
>tfw click link to pony adult diapers on Amazon from a thread because I'm surprised they actually exist.
>Amazon starts suggesting weird shit for a few days
>Find the button that says "Stop showing me shit related to it"
>No one saw
That was fucking close.
>>25776535
>pick some random pony song from my folder
>it completely butchers it at the beginningStill like the part starting at ~160 beats
http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRCEBMM151A6FFDD90
>>25776561
http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRCEBMM151A6FFDD90&lb=0&thresh=80&bp=0,100,100
>>25776571
oh god what did you do?
>>25776577
CD Skip simulator
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bk178
>>25776535
http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRHLJMJ151A7056569
I would have expected it to work perfectly with a song like that.
>>25776607
damn twily had way better tits in that
[you awaken with a start, standing in an unfamiliar room]
[you are standing on a PENTAGRAM drawn in what looks like ashes, surrounded by five candles]
[before you is a pony wearing some sort of cloak. She looks surprised]
One of the ponies grabs you by your shirt, and hoists it over your head, punching and kicking you while you flail blindly.
The other, suddenly adopting a bad Scandanavian accent squeals "FINISH HIMS OFF!"
>>25776621
Scratch my ass and ask her where I am.
>>25775583
So long as cucks like you are triggered by it, it's fine by me
maybe if you blame /pol/ harder it might just be deleted this time
cuck a doodle doo what a cuckold cuck that cucked out of Cucktown
>>25776621
Make your own thread.
>>25776621
Check to see if its possible to stick our hand outside the magic circle. Attempt to step out and cuddle pony.
>>25776630
so refreshing
glad to be back
>>25776634
Should I?
Never really read through quests in /mlp/, I don't know how responses would go
>>25776615
I'd do more pony YTP but some are too short https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm-gBWzAZ4w
>>25776621
>>25776648
>replying to the retard
It's just that idiot who tells literally any contributer he sees to fuck off.
Though you could make a thread on /mlp/ I guess. Just expect a lot of edgy replies.
>>25776648
Expect more randomness.
>>25776621
Oh geez we'd better not have to clean any toilets. That ended poorly last time.
>>25776648
No, fuck that guy. Have fun here. If he's really bothered, he'll filter.
>>25776616
>The artists had to keep going back to the drawing board because the pajamas were too sexual
>Still got away giving Dash bigger bust though
>>25776621
I specifically remember someone else doing this exact same thing a few days ago.
Hmm.
>>25776648
Quests are more interesting with a larger audience.
>>25776659
Stop.
>>25776659
Wasn't sure if it was actually a suggestion or not. I guess I could try it though
>>25776660
As long as there's actual replies I can ignore those
>>25776671that was me, I got bored and wanted to see how it went. I decided to actually draw for it now.
>>25776668
I'm not bothered, quests are easier to follow when they have a dedicated thread.
And the more participants the better.
>>25776678
>that was me
Oh.
Carry on, then.
>>25776659
>>25776668
every time
>>25776672
My bad if you were actually serious. It sounded pretty much the same as the dude who tells absolutely everyone who might get more replies than him to fuck off.
>>25776693
>>25776693
here we go boys
Prepare your sudoku knives.
>>25776691
>if someone says anything that isn't "everything you do is perfect" to a drawfag they're a shitposter and always the same person
I absolutely LOVE this meme
>>25776702
literally who cares
>>25776702
>giving a shit about an internet poll
OOT is trash anyway
>>25776702
Can't wait to see /v/ implode over their love / hate for this game.
>>25776707
Are you seriously implying that we don't have this guy who always goes "fuck off" or "take it elsewhere" if fucking anything is posted, may it be art, requests or streams?
Because we sure as fuck do.
>>25776702
>Ocarina of Time
>Not Majoras Mask
>>25776726
Well...movie/tv/vidya streams don't actually belong here, at least.
To not treat me like such common rabble.
I am one of the finest shitposters around. I am hired under the elite, only the big league of shitposters. I was born from scorn, pure bait and purebreed. I was handcrafted to shitpost. In comparison, I dwarf you. Do not take my job lightly for you will underestimate me just the same as all the other big guys trying to get hired. Chickun? Spurdo? Even Dolan. They were all pawns, failure of experiments. They were successful but they could only endure so much. No I am no average shitposter. Shenron would cower before me you little trite. I can be in any thread, any board and derail and completely shit up your little topic and that's just when I samefag. When I call my other shitpost mercenaries I can wreck havok upon the entire board within an hour. I can force new "metas" that people will believe in. I can even create whole fandoms if I so choose. Undertale, FN@F, even Homestuck. Those are just some of the fandoms born out of my contracts. I can even use the deep web to and deliver shits to your house instead of pizza. I will be physically shitposting to you and you'll still have to pay. I will fucking meme you, fucking retard.
>>25776726
Yes, I am.
I know there's a guy who goes full autism every time someone posts satyrs or MT art, but other than that, not everyone you see saying something bad is always the same person.
And "fuck off" is thrown around here a lot, not only to artists, and sometimes it's justified.
>>25776702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOC3vixnj_0
>>25776753
I'm Lanced Jack.
>>25776726
Nicely paranoia'ed
>>25776890
>there are chances a filly is spying on your RIGHT NOW
>>25776884
>looking at cute nonsexual pony art
>all the comments are about how hard they want to fuck and rape
how did the mlp fandom turn into this?
https://derpiboo.ru/555786?scope=scpeb2bad8958d6a5b5cd3ce413d3731bf56de59f99a
>>25776659
>Just expect a lot of edgy replies
have you been to a quest thread anon?
>>25776904
Because /mlp/ has a large presence on Derpibooru.
>>25776904
wait a minute if rarity is in the crowd then who is cock
>>25776920
Rara
>>25776912
Aren't those the guys making dumb vanilla threads every chance they get? Isn't this the thread where show screenshots are sexualized out of context and barely anything can get posted, innuendo or not, without being replied to with "unf" or another similarly perverted comment?
>>25776967
No anon everything wrong about the fandom is the piss not us get out ree
>>25776904
How non sexual? This is important
>>25776990
those damn piss users, screaming out UNF, gets me triggered
>>25776745
I know
>>25777065
>WHY YA'LL AIN'T BREATHIN FIRE!?
wake up
>>25777227
No
Pony wants to watch some chinese cartoons with you
>>25777277
Call pony a fucking weeb and go back to playing video games
>>25777227
cant wake up
>>25777252
what the fuck is that pink one on the left
>>25777227
grab a brush and put a little makeup
>>25777252
>people are still making and using art of that /mlp/ bat oc from a few years ago
how
filly filly filly filly
Rockin everwhere
>>25777227
PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE UP
Twist has difficulty fitting into her dresses
>>25777359
there's some true true friends
>>25777359
nice original character
>>25777359
Like seeing Twist and the girls
>>25777252
i NEED MORE OF THAT BAT PONY ON THE RIGHT
>>25777436
Which one?
>>25777439
underneath Rainbow Dash
SHE STOLE MY HEART
>>25777448
https://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-echo
>>25777436
Its kind of a bummer we have never seen any of the bathorses with their helmets off
>>25777490
I bet they look like ponies.
>>25777461
thank you
THIS IS MY BAT PONY
THERE ARE MANY LIKE HER BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
>>25777359
Must be a special occasion if she's going through all that trouble.
>>25777368
A TRUE, TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED
>>25777499
Of course they do, they are ponies anon!
I want to see the ponies
I want to see the cute ears in all their glory, unhindered by helmet
>>25777359
Wonder if they ever get sick of it.
>>25777359
Not pony related.
>>25777511
>>25777528
ffffuuuuggggggggggg
>>25777359
Work on your faces and anatomy and you could be a good artist one day.
>>25777556
>>25777570
Your response has as much substance as MSOB's art.
So
How about them foals?
>>25777570
Nicely memed Gummy
oh gosh i forgot how cute necropone was
i want to rub its tummy
Ponk is best horse
>>25777750
Ponks into thread!
sweetie belle's marshmallowdick
>>25777705
>calling her an it
>>25777759
Begone!
>>25777750
Pinkie is better
>>25777810
AAAAAAAA
>>25777901
*Pinkie
>>25777570
i want to watch an episode all about gummy's ancient origins
i bet he is some sort of extraterrestrial watcher sent to planet pony to observe
I would destroy that Pinka
It is time to confess your pony sins.
Ra^∞
>>25777312
>>25777954
There are many ras.
>>25777948
The bigger the gauge, the lower the wage.
>>25777948
I wouldmarrythat Vinyl.And have the most insane public sex
>>25778022
What about sex during a show?
>>25778035
Sex at all times in all places
At shows, in changing room, in fancy restaurants that we have no business going to.
>>25777959
How is she even magicking that brush when she has floppy horn?
i've got my pistol point cocked
ready to lick shots nonstop
until i see yo pony ass drop
and let your ponies know who done it
cause when it comes to this gangsta shit
you mothafuckas know who run it
so when you put this mothafucka to the test
you gotta realize something nigga: you fuckin with the very best
>>25778062
you can still do a lot of things with a floppy horn
>sunset shimmer's cute lil nonfunctional dicklette
Have you married the pony?
>>25778117
>that played with still makes her cum
guys i really love her
what do
black >test black
>>25778146
>>25778146
She's trash
>>25778122
>the head is as sensitive as her clit
>sucking on it after pulling down her tight foreskin drives her crazy
>>25778146
Stop being a pissant and get the fuck out of my face.
>>25778146
I understand
>>25778146
I guess if you had a lot of affection for your horse you could marry your horse
What's the point of Krita compared to paint tool SAI and Mangastudio?
>>25778200
Not pony related.
What are you getting your waifu for Christmas mlpg?
>>25778200
Free
Not made by gooks
>>25778207
sex
>>25778206
swallow dicks
>>25778210
>free
right
Let's assume we're not totally new to computers and can get any program for free
What's the difference? So far I see alot of brushes
>>25778220
That's not very festive
>>25778207
corrective surgery to fix her human pose
>>25778227
>>25778227
>>25778227
Sugarcube's hardest apprentice worker!
>>25778220
Mistletoe berries are white.
>>25778146
http://bad-dragon.com/colorpreview/toy/bumblehooves/solid/FFA136/000000/000000
I need pictures
Pictures of horses nuzzling