Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out this Wed. (Dec. 16)!
A bit longer for the current prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Is the Grand Galloping Gala still an exciting event and destination? It's been a society mainstay for quite some time, but in recent years, it's been... somewhat disrupted from its reputed proceedings. One or two mior accidents might be overlooked, but the peril posed of late seems excessive. But then, it is still a limited-admission affair, and the reports might just be overblown rumor to the average pony, right? And where else is one to show off their latest and very finest princess dress, anyhow?
>>25756071
Previous thread.
Are you ready?
ARE YOU READY?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302764/command-me
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4h2yEetoRQ
HERE'S DERPY!
>>25761043
what
https://e621.net/post/show/785460/
>Why's that ladies insides on her outsides?
>>25761002
If Celestia allows it then I'd say its ok. I don't know how some of the "high society" types feel about it though, or whether that really matters.
>>25761107
KONBAN WA DAAPII
odds: vidya
evens: wrap
dubs: draw
>>25761147
have fun
>>25761117
>>25761172
I like how she doesn't break her smile
>>25761012
wow that was terrible
https://www.etsy.com/listing/260357631/deer-stuffed-animal-sewing-pattern-pdf
>>25761225
woah there bub hold your opinions
>>25761253
I'm disappointed.
>>25761282
Add it yourself
It's funny how pic related made popular pony plushie butt shoots so they know it's not a fuck toy.
>>25761002
The better question is why did the Mane6 go again, and why did Discord give a fuck about some lame party?
>>25761282
Why?
>>25761349
I don't think people do it because of that. I've seen turnaround picture before that Lyra plushie existed.
>>25761363
Making a christmas pony thing collab with a friend. I'll post it here when its done.
>>25761404
Oh yeah?
>>25761349
What the hell is hoppip even up to these days?He really dropped the ball not making more of thoseAmong other things
>>25761488
He just made a Toriel plush. He jumped ship on pones a long time ago.
As far as I know, he came from /vp/ and went back there when he was done here.
>>25761349
>pic related
anon please
don't slander my plush
>>25761517
Where does your dick go?
>>25761488
It didn't sell as well as he hoped, so there was no reason for him to make more.
>>25761530
http://i.imgur.com/807hKqp.png
>>25761546
Do you ever pet your Lyra while balls deep in that?
What kind of villain do you want for S6?
>>25761558
Those leg holes are so weird
What would they feel like
>>25761557
I always put her somewhere out of sight
otherwise it feels wrong
>>25761569
hard smooth chitin or something. Not very sharp
>>25761567
No villian.
>>25761567
a pony who ends up becoming good friends
I CAST SLEEP!
>>25761558
Who eats while bathing?
>>25761576
>Not letting her watch
derpiboo.ru/403935
>>25761600
Women
>>25761576
Do you call her name
>>25761598
Do you think Starswirl will be in S6?
>>25761598
can I stroke your beard
>>25761567
I kind of want to see no huge season long villain. There doesn't need to be a big bad villain and epic fights and other things like that. The show is first and foremost a show of friends and about friendship. While there will ultimately be antagonists, and the villains in the past sure added to the show, that doesn't mean we need some huge evil villain every season. I really kind of just want to see a return to season 1 roots where its more grounded in slife of lifeness, and less epic adventure.
>>25761601
the only reason I do it is because otherwise it feels like I'm MAKING her watchbecause you know...she's an inanimate object made of fabric and can't say no
>>25761613
as someone who does not live alone, no
>it's a timeskip episode
I saw Twilight Sparkle at a grocery store in Ponyville yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hoof shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of kosher salt in her hands without paying.
The mare at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>25761660
>her hands
Artanon and Blue Rat exploding, and then, exploding againhttps://derpy.me/doublea
Can someone find me the boop wire picture?
Dazzle me /co/
>>25761660
What the fuck is this even copied from
>>25761717
ryan gosling copypasta
>>25761704
That pony seem so happy about LITTERING
>>25761711
this guys chin fetish always creeps me out
>>25761660
She's racist!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>25761757
wh-what are you going to do, princess?
>>25761637
NO.
>>25761012
ayy lmao
https://derpibooru.org/1043893
>>25761857
She's going to litter that pony into the sun.
>>25761567
>>25761742
so did it really happen
>>25761930
almost certainly not
>>25761930
It is still a mystery
>>25761834
>I was just in that thread
>>25761874
I want to fondle those mare teats.
odds: vidya
evens: plan
dubs: project
>>25761981
STILL VIDYA
>>25761981
whatre you playing
>>25761965
I haven't seen this crop in a long time. It's funny how I can feel nostalgic over something like that.
>>25761969
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM
>>25762031
I wish the whole thing would be posted already
>>25762034
No fuck you
>>25762064
Korea pls
Eating ponies is considered rude.
>>25762034
GOTTA GET A GRIP
>>25762126
cringe worthy.
>>25762126
Dash has a nice butt.
>>25762142
of course she does
Filly decided to join you in bed.
Filly didn't want to join you in bed but then it got really cold and her sleeping bag was a cheaply made pos with a popular cartoon character printed on it.
>>25762121
But pony is plump and ready for eating?
>>25762121
I think it's a friendly gesture
>>25762126
what the fug is a semper filly
>>25762126
Jesus Christ. Semper Filly? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Always be a Filly?
>>25762229
Semper fi.
But more bronyish.
>>25762201
I wannaslurpthat pony
>>25762229
>>25762231
never not be a filly
>>25762231
it's a joke you autist
Stream's over! In case you missed it last thread, here's Sunny and Dulce.
>>25762201
>not posting the edit
>>25762256
DJPON3 going fast
Apple should apple apple
>>25762276
Apple should apple hips
>>25762256
>>25762275
those are great
>>25762276
>>25762275
Work on your faces.
>>25762275
ganguro pegasus
>>25762316
Ganguro is gross.
You need to practice drawing faces.
>>25762316
THAT CUTIE MARK IS LEWD
>>25762316
unf
>>25762316
nerdy chocolate mare
Is it really that much trouble for someone to learn how to draw faces?
Is it really that much trouble for someone to stop shitposting?
>>25762357
Nice spine.
What accident was she involved in? Or was she born deformed?
>>25762316
Das a qt pony man
>>25762316
The body is off and the legs are too big
Work on your ponies
>>25762357
who's that mare
>>25762357
fat bottomed mares
>>25762316
Your ponies are a lot cuter than your people, you should keep drawing them more often
>>25762357
And that's all for tonight. Sleep well.
>>25762410
The face needs work.
>>25762256
>>25762275
>>25762316
>>25762357
>>25762410
thanks msob
I like your stuff
>>25762410
you too
Fillies will work as doorstops if you treat them right.
>>25762410
that is scary
>>25762410
Can I stick my dick in it?
why is pinkie pie so sweet
>>25762580
Because there's cinnamon swirls in every bite.
>>25762580
Why is Fluttershy so lovely?
Colt demands to know why you're not taking him to camp out for Star Wars opening night.
public pony nudity
>>25762697
Because terrorists are going to blow it up, colt.
>>25762697
Because Star Wars sucks, colt.
>>25762274
I like this version a lot more
>>25762622
Element of kindness, takes good care of her animals, former model, has a great singing voice, and overall cutie. That's a few things
>>25761637
>I really kind of just want to see a return to season 1 roots where its more grounded in slife of lifeness
>Saying this in regards to the one season where Faust the Mistress of Adventures was in the most control and wanted Sailor Moon 2 electric ponealoo
Despite I don't necessarily agree with her, theres something ironic about your post.
350 days to go!
>>25762736
GET THE FUCK UPSIDE!
>>25762711
slightly related
>>25762740
>>25762741
>getting responded to with my own art
that's meta
>>25762741
shes asking for it
>>25762750
GET THE FUCK DOWNSIDE
>>25762758
Fuck off
>>25762758
OhI like you stuff then.
>>25762768
You wake up in the middle of a small forest. You see a Power Weight attached to your arm.
Your3rdfavorite pony walks up to you smiling, holding a Destiny Knot in his/her mouth.
>>25762789
thanks anon, I like you stuff too.
>>25762813
what
>>25762800
GET THE BACK FUCK INSIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0
>>25762813
Anon I practically breed Pokemon for a living and I have no idea what this is supposed to mean
>>25762832
>>25762863
Fluttershy drinking coco by a fireplace.
>>25762863
Twilight swimming
>>25762863
Fluttershy cleaning herself like a cat
>>25762863
Marker marking the thread.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25762869
2nd this
>>25762869
>>25762899
>>25762899
Hold still Coco. This stuff isn't exactly easy to collect.
>>25762899
I was going to unf but then I realized fluttershy would never do something like that
>>25762838
I think it means you're about to fuck a horse
ONE YEAR
>>25762888
Sleep tight pony
>>25762917
That image isn't spinning, though.
>>25762917
I find it weird that none of the other staff members has made a comment on this yet. The blabbermouth De Lancie already gave something away anyway, so they might as well tell us if it's true or false, i.e. if the Discord episodes show up somewhere at the beginning or at a later point.
>>25762940
the twilight is
Panks into thread.
>>25762899
How about Luna instead?
>>25762972
>anthro
Oͫͣ̓̊͟N̶̓̐̓E̍ͫͧ͊͑͌̔̂͑͜ ̷̈̉Ÿ̢ͦ̃̈͡Ę̵ͩ͊̃ͥ͊̈̎̾A̷ͮ̒̕͢R̵̢̧ͬͥͦ̔́
Pony just called you a phony.
>>25763012
i am having a seizure now
thanks anon
>>25763016
Call pony a slut.
>>25763022
Suddenly I'm reminded of that greentext about anon sticking his dick in Rarity while she's having a seizure.
MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>25763027
the stallion that's currently fucking the pony high-hooves the stallion that's next in line to fuck the pony
in unison, they cheer "hell yeah she is"
>>25763039
Wow, its been a while
I don't think I even have it saved anymore
>>25762869trying to do these quick
>>25763032
squish squish...
>>25763054
aaaand Fluttershys hair is going to catch on fire.
>>25762863
Any of the Apples saying this.
>>858140
>>25763064
WITNESSED
>>25763054
Cute, thanks mang
>>25763077
>>25763042
what is it?
>>25763088
>>25763064
>>25763092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>25763102
so what would that sound like on the other side
>>25763137
co-we-pro-uct-ave-em
>>25763102
Where is conductor?
>>25762878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
>>25763175
Laughing his dick off probs
>>25763184
neato
Filly is beginning to think she's adopted.
>>25763184
I would swim with Twilight
Keep your pony in line
>>25763213
yeah well filly that
*falls asleep*
I'm going to go to Equestria with a huge shipment of tennis balls and sell them as horn guards to interracial couples.
>>25763221
Pony, its legs bound, wiggles toward freedom while the anon snores loudly behind it.
>>25763184
Heart hooves <3
>>25763227
Don't they have tennis balls?
>>25763227
>not just using bottle stoppers
>>25763221
Funny, Dash made the same face when I confronted her about the random Dominos charges on my credit card.
>>25763236Yeah, I don't remember what the frogs actually look like so that thing
So yeah, that was fun - thanks to everyone who showed up to watch me accidentallyand not so accidentallydestroy several buildings....seriously, fuck Morse Code.
I'm gonna reset and hopefully stay awake long enough to draw something.
>>25763238
I imagine I can import them much cheaper than buying them on location.
>>25763263
winter scouts
http://smaert.com/art.webm
You are tasked with assembly a small special operations force, consisting entirely of Equestrian inhabitants (including any griffons, zebras, or other animals you can recruit) with one single goal: breaching the castle of canterlot and touching Celestia's Cutie Mark. Once you select up to four team members and successfully convince them to join, the castle guard will be given their identities and told to attack on sight. Discord joins the defending forces for this exercise. How do you pull it off?
>>25763280
My volume wasn't ready
>>25763280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UId-ProJeFc
I'm going to go to Equestria, act like a complete jerk, and then laugh eternally as Twilight is forced to serve me up a bunch of friends on a silver platter as she "redeems" me.
>>25763292
I put on my wizard robe and hat
>>25763292
Recruit several fillies in Celestia's fanclub.
Send a well worded letter requesting a private meeting.
Let discord give a lecture on the importance of spontaneous fun.
Eat one of the fillies when no one is looking.
>>25763305
I am going to Equestria and going to build a fort on fluttershy's property
>>25763305
p sure last time someone did that, they got turned to stone
>>25763319
The iron rule of Celestia & Luna where everyone was exiled for a thousand years are over, nowadays you get showered in friends instead.
>>25762884
What's new in MLPG?
>>25763332
Goddammit marker
>>25763248
Think of it like your palm's split in the middle, but with a horse shoe shape up top. So the pony's frog would be towards where its wrist might be.
>>25763337
The eternal hiatus suffering is upon us.
Also pones.
>>25763337
Two weeks into hiatus and honestly I've barely noticed. I think the mid-season break conditioned us better for it that a straight run through.
>>25763305
That plot weakness was one of the reasons this season sucked
>>25763332
That's not what we pay your for, Marker!°
>>25763348
The thread hadn't changed much during this season. Even traffic didn't fluctuate that much on episode days
Pony has deaded
>>25763359
Unless you count the opening and finale
>>25763332
MARKER WHAT ABOUT THAT $5 YOU OWE ME
>>25763344
>>25763345
>>25763348
Hamburger time is always rough
I've been busyI actually haven't seen the last 4 episodes.
>>25763381
WELL THAT GIVES YOU 4 MORE EPISODES TO WATCH NOW DOESN'T IT
>>25763380
The heart is cute
do those
>>25763380
There's a pegasus pony caught in your pegasus trap, a thick sheet of sticky paper placed on your window sill.
>>25763395
Lyra is such a jumpy pone.
>>25763381stramwatches
MLPG is ready to go to the Great Beyond.
>>25763419
I don't feel ready.
Can we go to the lesser beyond first?
>>25763422
There's really not much there.
>>25763441
MLPG PLAYS MINECRAFT IN THE LESSER BEYOND
>>25763441
You sure about that?
What IS there? Anon told me that's where all the foals at.
>>25763419
I don't think I'm ready
I think I'll just stay here
beb
Smunday night
>>25763457
I'mma kiss that pony
>>25763485
Do NOT kiss the death pone
>>25763486
Neil Gaiman kisses Death
I can kiss Death pone
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25763489
You can kiss Desire
nyx
>>25763514
Wrong
>>25763515
>big sister brother RarityOh yes. OH YES.
>>25763514
You're not tubby wubby enough, Dash.
>>25763533Draw more Rara as Desire
>>25763542
I'd like to see a Pinkie Delirium actually. Maybe both Rarara Desire and Pinkie Pie Delirium
Fluttershy got into your stash again.
Fluttershy shoved you into her sheath again.
Hey MLPGwake up
>>25763554
Pony go away. There is not a thing in there of interest to you anyway.
>>25763587
cant wake up
>>25763587
grab your brush and put on a little makeup
>>25763614
SMILE SMILE SMILE
LIMES LIMES LIMES
ROSS ROSS ROSS
APPLE APPLE APPLE
Hug the foal
>>25763666
That's a colt not a foal, Satan.
>>25763681
Foal is gender neutral you shitlord
Respect their equine nouns
>>25763681
Colts are foals
>>25763727
I want to cuddle that horse
>>25763729
I just wish I could lay down on the train.
why is oppp such a drunk? does she drink to drive away her mental trauma? is it because she's always bored and liquor passes the time? or did her daughter drive her to it?
we may never know
>>25763753
Its what her cutie mark is telling her
I'd drink with her
>only three submissions for the draw event
Come on guys
Convince Filly to stop being a dirty "slut" in twenty words or less.
>>25763292
Recruit Celestia's closest friends and hold them hostage as she can no longer meet them without giving them opportunities to touch her butt.
>>25763795
Tell her I'll cut her vagina off if she doesn't stop fucking colts
>>25763795
I'm going to turn myself into a filly and be a bigger slut than she is.
>>25763772
I thought goat and nobby were doing some?
>>25763837
The person who runs the blog already uploaded the submissions, so I don't think so
>>25763795
Filly please stop taking all the cute stallions, there's gonna be none left for me when I finally become the pretty mare
>>25763587
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>25763681
Colts and fillies are all foals, anon.
>>25763857
Isn't that like calling boys and girls babies?
Yes you can have a baby boy, but that doesn't make the 9 year old boy a baby.
I believe canon supports this as they reference foals to actual baby ponies.
>>25763888
I know but i'm ignoring that detail. They will always be "foal"s to me.
I don't care if they're foals or if they're not, they'll still be cute little fillies to me.
A group of Stallions are going to a Hoofball game, they invite you to comecider is on you
A group of stallions want to hit the shower. You wanna come?
>>25763954
fuck you
A group of unicorns want to turn you into a sentient, but full sized mare. They want to take turns mounting you and filling your womb with their spunk.
You wanna come?
>>25763992
>You wanna *cum?
ftfy
Excuse me but I have social anxiety and get very intimidated around large packs of ponies.
Now could we stop talking about interacting with groups of ponies and go back to talking about molesting the filly or playing ball with the colt or having a drink with Rainbow Dash?
>>25763995
Oh and you'll look like this.
>>25764014
You won't even see them, but you will feel their thick cocks deep inside you.
And they'll love you for it.
>>25764021
I don't fuck brown horses.
>>25764014
I'll have a drink with colt and play with his balls.
>>25764025
...oh
>>25764032
I will make exemptions for the "farmer tanned" variety.
Who is the laziest pone?
>>25764042
Celestia.
>>25764021
Why do these images make my dick so goddamn hard?
>>25764025
Anon you'll be the mare.
Besides I just mean horse-like, not that you'll be a brown mare.
>>25764050
I don't want to be a generic white mare either.
beb
I want to be a generic white filly.
>>25763951
>tfw was expecting a semi decent answer
>tfw all i got was someone repeating me except made it sexual
>>25764086
I want to be a griffon, maybe we can team up as a lewd crime fighting duo.
>>25764093
What, you don't want to be a mare?
>>25764097
Eww, no. Griffons are 0% foal.
>Today is Monkey Day
>>25764110
That's beside the point..But yes i do
remember to never take any advice the ponies give you ever
HEY Y'ALL IT'S PARTY TIME
>>25764185
Don't party too loud, you'll wake Rarity.
https://e621.net/post/show/768085/
[party time has officially been canceled]
>>25762563
She'll lose her wings in S6.
>>25762941
Discord will be dead in S6.
Twilight will become a draconequus in s6.
Rarity will become a diamond dog s6.
Dash will become a griffon s6.
Fluttershy will become a dragon s6.
Pinkie Pie will become a changeling s6.
Applejack will become a alicorn s6.
>>25764188
WAKE THE FUCK UP IT'S PARTY TIME Y'ALL
>waking up at 6:30
Fuck this. I don't think I even got four hours of sleep.
>>25763359
>Even traffic didn't fluctuate that much on episode days
The episode thread itself was normally about twice as fast, but yeah, after a few hours it already went back to the baseline
are the ponies going to be okay
>>25764249
Sure.
>>25763772
There must have been some mixup, Goat and DOM definitely did some, too
Filly has been practicing her memes
She wants you to p-p-put it in because she is firing her energy beam
>>25763419B-but I just got here.
>>25764296
>sleeping
>>25764385
NOBBY DRAW COLORATURA!
>>25764385Draw Mare Anon in a maid dress now, drawslave.
>>25764385
Embed your deep desires of cock into one of your drawings
>>25764396
>>25764401
I can't draw right now,I'll take some reuets later tonight
What's the longest you've gone without being completely caught up on pony mlpg?
After the first time catching up when you first started watching the show, of course.
I think I had to go 3 days after For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils once since I was stuck at a con with no downtime for pony.
>>25764405
ALRIGHT NOBBY
PONE ON
PENETRATE THE PINKIE
>>25764408
A few hours when my Internet cut out and I had to wait for the youtube upload.
>>25764408
Somewhere in the second half of S3 I kind of lost the drive for a while and was like two or three weeks behind
Then in the first half of S4 I would regularly have a week-long lag until VTEC kicked in and I started watching Saturday youtube uploads and sometimes even streams
What if Rainbow Dash met a famous hoofball player?
Don't get my hopes up for more male development?
>>25764450
>males being useful in mlp
lmao
its gonna always be grrrl pwr anon
>>25763739
>>25764450
Unless it's Discord, Shining, or Big Mac you're likely going to end up with nothing.
>>25764472
And even then, it won't be as much as the females.
Do you think in Equestria, it's OK for a mare to cheat on her husband, but not vice versa?
>>25764488
no
why would that be the case
>>25764488
Considering the male to female ratio, I would say a mare might ask to "borrow" a good friend's husband in order to have some foals.
If Sunburst appears, how much you wanna bet he'll be a one-dimensional asshole?
>>25764501
I want him to be an ugly dork and she only becomes friends with him.
>>25764408
Two weeks, I think
>>25764450
>>25764472
Maybe they'll do an episode where Fancy Pants plays a bigger role at some point.
Are stallions inferior to mares?
All stallions are inferior to mares, that's why you have stallions pretending to be mares.
>>25764529
Do the mares get the higher paying jobs?
>>25764523
What's with all these dumb as shit questions?
TIREK IS GONNA ATTACK YOUR WAIFU, AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE POWER TO DEFEND HER
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
HOW DO YOU FARE
>>25764544
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Erasure
He's fucked
>>25764523
No Anon, everyone is equal.
Geez, didn't you pay attention?
>>25764544
>temporary invincibility
I can just intercept his attack.
>>25764548
>you can think other people out of existence
I am sorry Anon. No one should have to become NBS.
>>25764544
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Manipulation
I am become Ross, destroyer of worlds
Filliesin cute dresses,
>>25764554
its too early to be laughing at shit like this
>>25764555
>he shitposted so hard he became paraplegic
>>25764544
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Portal_Creation
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my shitposting is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Anon.
>>25764574
Oh god that strip makes me feel too uncomfortable
>>25764529
They can pretend, but it's probably pretty easy to see a heavy, sagging sheathe and balls between their legs.
>>25764408
I never saw the S2 finale live, then I just fell behind and didn't watch that or S3 until before S4 started up.
>>25764574
This is too weird
>>25764574
Yeah, this is a thing.
I'm not sure how it evolves from here though.
Twilight is going to raise Starlight Glimmer... and let present Starlight Glimmer live with them?
Or is she going to go do her own thing in this new timeline after hugging her "mom" a bunch?
Then you have the cause-effect problem of Twilight only adopting Starlight Glimmer because she was shown by Starlight Glimmer her past because she had a shit childhood which is now being written over.
This shit is why time travel should be kept simple in most media and it usually is. Because as soon as you start to do goofy shit with it when you think about it, it makes no sense.
Plus the whole adopting your arch rival as a child thing to stop her. That's fucking weird too.
>>25764624
Everything about that strip makes me feel itchy
>>25764628
I'm assuming it's supposed to be weird as fuck and succeeded.
Otherwise the artist is weird.
>>25764639I think it's pretty cute.
You wouldn't adopt a future villain even if she was a cute filly, don't you?
Holy shit did everyone suddenly just drop dead or something
>>25764726
It was the ascension. We are all in Equestria now.
>>25764726
I didn't felt the need to post or reply to anyone.
>>25764726
we are in bebben now
>>25764726
I'm bedtime.
>>25764734
That's what it is for me during this time of the day. I use the regular beb to get some things done and only pop in every ~20 minutes to check if someone said something interesting I want to reply to.
>>25764726
Aren't most people at work or classes right around now?
>>25764791
>mfw some people browse this place from work
>>25764799
https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/6/2/339371/large.jpg
>even the most average human is considered a sex god in Equestria
>>25764799
>tfw I've had a cello concerto stuck in my head for days
Fucking cellist assholes
>>25764624
Time Travel was already done pretty well in IAT
Pony hurls a durian at you.
>>25764833
I could only see that working if you were the IT guy and didn't work with anybody else, but even then, if someone pops into your office while you're discussing Pinkie's anal gape, you're gonna get flustered and arouse suspicion.
If anything, I would simply write fapfiction at most while on the job. It's in Word and, if you format it right, at a glance it will appear to be that report you should be working on
>>25764913
Is the durian a magical durian that turns me into a slutty anthro durian girl?
>hugs
>NOW
>>25764920
Luckily my co-workers and I work away from each other and coordinate online, so I'm free to discuss Pinkie's anal gape all day.
>>25764944
>getting paid while discussing Pinkie's stretchable anus limits
>living the dream
*farts*
>>25763888
>>25763857
Actually I remember looking into this a while back but no one seemed to care. A foal is a horse about a year or younger and can either be a filly or colt. Fillies and colts are about 3-4 years or younger, though, so not all fillies/colts are automatically foals.
Though they seem to use the word foal a lot more openly on the show with things like Foal Free Press so there's some room for interpretation there.
>>25764957
IT'S ALRIGHT I GUESSThe real dream is being able to stretch them for reals
>>25765022
What the buck did you just say about me, you little foal?
DENTAL PLAN
>>25765076
Filly needs braces.
>>25765035
That is no dream...it is heaven
Maybe someday we'll get VR or robots that'll come close enough to the real thing
>>25765081
I want to be a filly with braces and a dental plan
he's no good to me beb
>>25765114
Boop him back to life
Filly wants to find out where the hole on your penis leads to.
>>25765152
Show her a diagram on human anatomy. I will not have an uneducated filly living in this house.
>>25765091
I want to unscrew Pinkie Bot's shiny metal butt.
>>25765152
My fetish.
>>25765094
Why not a bug?
>>25765170
Filly get away from that anon and his interesting urethra.
I need that pony report RIGHT NOW!
>>25765201
Because fillies are the best
>>25765211
Do not report the ponies
>>25765211
Filly got pregnant accidentally.
>>25765221
come on filly, you can do it
you should be nice to all ponies, even some of the ocs like nyx, you don't want to be given a pony one day and they think you're an oc bigot do you?
>>25765237
Nyx got pregnant accidently.
>>25765244
>accidentally
Nigga she's a gold digger, it weren't no accident.
>>25765258
>>25765256
She's a diamond in the rough.
>>25765221
>Win 8 taskbar is now the default taskbar to draw
NORMIES GET OOUUUUUTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25765256
>You will never get to experience your filly crying tears of joy due to hormones
>Your filly will never experience the miracle of childbirth
Filly wants you to buy her the upcoming FN@F book for Christmas.
>>25765332
twilight that's rude!
>>25765221
>Dear Princess Celestia,
>today I learned that blankity Blankity BLANK
Thanks for reminding me that the best animation in the show was done by Lauren Faust and it's been in the shitter since the end of season 2.
>>25765372
I think they're experimenting with the faces too much recently.
>>25765372
>Faust
>Animation
I don't think you know what either of those words means
TELL ME ABOUT JUALL! WHY DOES HE SHARE THE MAGIC!?
>>25765372
You're literally retarded
colt is going to sleepover atCRAB NICHOLSON'S
>>25765372
1/10 you don't even deserve this (You)
I think I'm slowly turning into a filly
>>25765401
>>25765404
>>25765432
>>25765447
wew thanks for the ez (You)s, lads.
>>25765441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88
>>25765457
...slowly?
>>25765473
In all forms but physical I am a filly
>>25765401
>meme faces
>>25765457
slowly?
>>25765457
unf unf slow transformation unf.
Choose your pony race, MLPG. You can only have ponies from one race, excluding alicorns. Princesses are off limits.
Play withthe filly.
the fillies won't stop being lewd
>>25765524
She's just stretching. I don't know why is she lifting her tail, though.
>>25765506
winged unicorns
>>25765536
she is inviting you
>>25765548
Where are we going?
>>25765506
You know I'm all about them unicorns, baby
>>25765541
You fail, you get nothing besides disappointment while watching other anons enjoy their ponies.
>>25765457
I have very quickly turned into a filly. What should I do with my new filly body and sudden age regression?
>>25765585
i can't hear you all these winged unicorns
>>25765569
Back to filly's place.
>>25765601
>Get out of my bedchambers before I have my guard 'escort' you out the nearest window.
>>25765594
Find an anon to be your owner
>>25765616
If I can stay, I will allow guard to violate me in whatever way the princess demands for her entertainment.
The filly goes ____
>>25765677
That looks cool, is there more of this?
>>25765707
REEEEEEEE!!
Ponies are for little girls only.
>>25765771
So when I become a pony I have to be owned by a little girl?
>>25765506
>Princesses are off limits.
Why do you hate me so much?I take a unicorn then
>>25765771
>>25765784
yes
>>25765506
I'll take a cute fluffy pegasus.
>>25765890
>>25765784
Or a 30+ year old male, which would probably be more fununless you get the experimental/curious type of girl with a hot older brother, then you're all set
>>25765867
an excellent choice
>>25765946
Dash isn't too happy that someone is booping her girlfriend there
>>25766003
Well, it does turn pony on, so she should be jealous.
>>25766003
Dash and Fluttershy broke up ages ago
>>25766017
SINCE WHEN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25766027
Since S3.She's in an open relationship with Discord and Bush Cuddle
>>25766038
>Being a kuckold
>>>/trash/
>>25766029
>>25766051
Calm down, anon
You can know if a filly feels threatened and is about to attack if you look at her chest tuft's size.
>>25766054
>a pony for ants
>>25766007
Are you just jealous you don't have a qt3.14 Pegasus girlfriend?
>"No. No look-"
>"I'm sorry, I can't help you unless you get me a form 46P."
>The pony nurse has both her hooves on the table, leafing through the paperwork.
>"I'm not trying to sign up as an organ recipient, I'm-" you try to say, but she cuts you off.
>"Oh dear, here's the problem."
>The ivory-colored pony adjusts her hat upon her mane and blushes up at you.
>"It says here you're trying to register as a carnivorous creature to receive from donors."
>She blushes up at you. "But that can't be right..."
>A look of sudden fear crosses her face.
>>25766066
>>25766077
I mean, it's cool. I was totally going to hunt in that convenient and massive forest right next to town.
>>25766038
fluttershy has like a whole herd
>>25766086
i wonder how this artist will feel about his work in 50 years looking back
>>25766038
are they seated in front of the restroom? who the fuck gives such a shitty table to a princess and the main six.
>>25766126
they're outside
it's just a very poorly placed table
GIRUGAMESH
>>25766138
>pony
>>25766114
>>25766138
Shai'hulud.
>>25766153
uncanny
>>25766017
lies and slander
They have pure pegalove
While minding your own business, behind you you hear, "WITNESS ME!" from a filly. She runs up and whpsshes your butt.
>>25766195
Wpshhh her right back, but not too hard
>>25766195
suplex the filly
>>25766195
Spray a can of whipped cream into her mouth
>>25766195
pick her up by her tail
>>25766211
And her butt.
>>25766220
Please do not put things in the filly's butt
>>25766229
Too late! The filly's butt is filled.
>>25766229
if you listen closely you can hear her rapid fire clitoris
>>25766153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9COHyaFMU8
>>25766244
Well at least plug it up for her
>I know you've been dabbling with black magic, Anonymous.
>where's Twilight Sparkle and why have you turned all of Ponyville into fillies?
>>25766262
and then celestia was filly
>>25766247
>listen closely
All that loud squishing noise? I think you'd have to be nearly deaf not to hear her begging
>>25766257
But what if I like to see how long she can hold it in on her own?
>>25766262
So no one could resist me. And you are next!
>>25766217
Filly struggles against your hold and yells, "LEWD FOR THE LEWD GOD!"
>>25766276
Hey! That pony is leaking! Why is she leaking, ANON!? WHY?
>>25766301
They tend to leak profusely in spring, they need a male to plug them up.
>>25766301
Because I didn't plug her up.
>>25766279
>>25766301
It's just really hot and the heat is getting to her
Please do not sexualize the fillies.
>>25766301
Because anon sprayed whipped cream into her ponut
Filly made you coffeeand added butter to it.
>>25766335
Flutterbutter
>>25766318
>you will never fuck the heat out of a pony
>>25766346
But that would only result in more heat.
>>25766319
What if she has a cutie mark now?
>>25766400
But why.
>>25766400
Don't take things out of the trash, that's gross
>>25766335
>putting butter in coffee
Is it just me or do none of the princesses of the show have futa cocks? When are they going to reveal them?
>>25766374
Doesn't mean anything. A cutie mark doesn't mean a Filly is mentally or sexually mature. She still has a lot of growing up to do.
>>25766426
Filly says it's pretty good. Especially if you use butter made from grass-fed ponies.
>>25766426
Absolutely disgusting.
I'd rather filly put some milk in it.
>>25766432
they all do
they're just waiting to reveal them until there are more princesses
they want to keep the hyperfuta part of ascension a surprise
>>25766441
What if I am also a filly?
The fillies are singing Christmas songs at your door.
>>25766449
You can't just sprinkle the word "hyper" to anything, anon
>>25766459
I can, but that's irrelevant
hyperfuta is a long-established term
>>25766454
Spray them with a hose
The fillies are smoking cigarettes again.
Hyper Straight Cissism
>>25766497
Give them some booze too
>>25766497
berate them for smoking at such a young age
light my own cigarette
>>25766478
You're going to make them cry someday.
>>25766513
I thought they liked happy fun filly hose spray time
Filly has never talked to a man before...
>>25766497
but pony cigarettes are just candy
The fillies can't find a job and laze around in their house all day
>>25766525
And I've never talked to a filly before.
>>25766029
I do so enjoy vanilla watermelon pone
>>25766551
What about cartoons that have sex?
I know these are a year old, but JJ really hasn't improved at all.
Psst.
>>25766573
I get my money for nothing and my boops for free
>>25766573
Boops are so 2013
There I said it
poob
>>25766570
I always wondered what was up with his lines
it's not terribly evident in this picture, but a lot of his stuff looks like it was drawn using a mouse by someone with parkinsons
>>25766611
>tiny ponies that have a vore fetish and keep trying to sneak into your food
>>25766624
Statistical evidence says that the average man eats around 25 fillies per year during his sleep.
>>25766630
that's why I always have a stallion fill me up at night so there's no room for fillies to sneak in
>>25766624
That was pretty cute actually
>>25766628
Got me good
>>25766647
>lyra will never call you a faget
>>25766653
>>25766653
Choke on a bag of dicks, faggot.
>>25766617
he just shits them out super quick so he has no time to care about that
I think I saw him post a journal stating that he drew 85 requests or some insane number like that last weekend
>>25766538
I'm sure the fillies would probably have much better luck at finding a job than me.
>>25766639
What about two stallions filling you up from both sides? That'd be more efficient
>>25766674
I'm sure they could easily become maids, secretaries or household pets by the hour.
>>25766662
that's not quite what I had in mind
>>25766573
Yes.The illegal ones.
>>25766662I wish this didn't turn me on as much as it does
>>25766628
I hate you so much Anonymous
who is fluttershys brother? what episode did he show up in?
>>25766689
WELL IT'S WHAT YOU GET
>>25766709
the same episode that Fluttershy turned into a dragon
stop believing retarded fandom rumors
>>25766665
>google image search says that picture is not publicly accessible
Alright, I guess I will have to ask for a source then
>>25766720
we are getting fluttershy's brother
next season
>>25766730
of course we are
>>25766720
You're gonna feel so stupid in season six when the episode where Fluttershy gets turned into a dragon and the she meets her brother airs
>>25766721
https://derpibooru.org/5640
>>25766740
ThanksMadmax would have been my guess but I never saw it before and she's dead so I thought it must have been someone else
>>25766682
>heavily implying he boned fluttershy
man
The Japanese has acquired her target
>>25766604
It's all about meme faces now
>>25766755
>Mad Max could be a tortured sex slave and killed by the Mexican cartel and we wouldn't even know
stallion is excited for the new star trek movie
he says it looks much more exciting then those boring episodes of the show with that lame bald captain you keep trying to make him watch
>>25766760
RIP cloudkicker
>>25766604
>>25766777
>>25766797
Why are the CMC's cutie marks so shit?
How many anons and drawfags that browsed MLPG that are dead now do you think there are?
>>25766813
eh, better as fish monsters.
>>25766813
>>25766646
Mommy!
*flies on her saddle and goes to sleep*
>>25766835
SHE'S GONNA BLOW
>>25766829
Considering the rate of depression and this thread has been running for five years, ~ten doesn't seem entirely unlikely.
>>25766813
https://derpibooru.org/403935
Reminder that if you save and/or post derpibooru thumbnails you should really consider suicide.
>>25766835
Boron~
>>25766797
don't forget le quesadilla Twilight face
>>25766850
fwoomp
>>25766859
Poor pony, she needs to find a not-retarded human to chill with
>>25766859
>fapping
>when there's a perfectly good pony right there
>>25766860
That filly is is too cute to be so mean
>>25766868The difference in skin tone bothers me.
>>25766868
So what determines if your human form has gigantic knockers?
>>25766884which one do you prefer?
>>25766886
The size of yourtuft
>>25766886
In the sirens' case, I don't think it matters since they probably can choose how the look like
They're basically succubi
More fillies!
>>25766923
>>25766923
I'd let Applejack smooch my filly
>>25766923
Why is applefilly the cutest filly?
>>25766952
I love freckles, I'm glad she still has some.
I'd like to see some of the other ponies with freckles, like Dash maybe
Fucking fillies
kissing stallions
>>25766968
Sate this urge and you may see,
what it's like to no longer be free.
booping mares
>>25766900
>They're basically succubi
Apart from Sonata
petting colts
>>25766987
No one said succubi had to be smart
>>25766987
>thinking she's a pure innocent virgin
She's got you by the balls, Anon. Say goodbye to your soul.
NEW HORSE WHERE?
OH HO
PONYWAIFU
>>25767033
She's not done baking yet
>>25767036
PRETTY PONY
WALKING DOWN THE STREET
>>25767013
>>thinking she's a pure innocent virgin
No, I just don't think she has what it takes to be a merciless semen demon
Ssshhh...you guys! Baby Isaac is sleeping...
ISAAC HELP US
On the first day of Horsemas my waifu gave to me...
Here lies MLPG
He never scored
>>25767064
>he
But we are all little girls in here
>>25767062
Clap, so I left her.
>>25767071
>>25767071
>>25767071
Help wanted?
>>25767084
Rescue is here!
I love Princess Silver Spoon, and her hot mother
I love Princess Owlowiscious.
I am going to marry Princess Celestia!
I have taken the waifus.
All of them.
>>25767256
You monster