It's finally happened, a portal to Equestria has been discovered

>>25744211
Fight to death but i don't want to kill fellow anons
i want to mercy them

>>25744211
>implying the trick isn't to choose to not fight while in the arena to prove you're worthy of Equestria

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>>25744227
Frisk please

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Its our time! Time to attack!

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>>25744211
I'd love to spend eternity snuggling with my waifu, but I could never consciously deny another Anon that feeling as well

No

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>>25744371
>EQG
I could deny that time to you though.

Green when?

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Hail Celestia! We who are about to die salute you!

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>>25744371

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>>25744407

>Why were we doing this?
>"Love"
>That's what we all told ourselves
>At least, that's what I was telling myself
>We were "in love"
>We would do anything to be with them
>I looked him in the eyes when brought that sword up
>There wasn't a shred of love in them
>He was just another desperate man with nothing to lose and everything to gain
>I never thought when I died that I'd be looking in the mirror

>>25744211
Good thing I brought my guns and my car
I'll blast the rest of you from the comfort of my Lincoln

Just send me back, this place isn't the real Equestria.

https://youtu.be/sqcLjcSloXs

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Hide until everyone is dead. Hopefully the last one standing that I would have to fight dies of their wounds shortly after killing everyone else.

>>25744211
>talk the other anon down
>tell him we don't have to fight
>if none of us fights, they have no choice
>they can't kill all of us
strike him down when he stops fighting

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>>25744407
Why the hell not.

>>25744498
>Such were the words of the anonymous humans willing to enter Equestria.
>a horde of three hundred men and some women from various ages, only a few of them were brave enough to enter the arena.
>The world they come from is no longer about kings, queens, or princesses but less prestigious people called presidents, doing the same job, but who lied to them beveling the people choose them.

>they come From Iceland, Canada, Egypt, Portugal, Germany, Venezuela, Swiss, America, Russia, Japan, United Kingdom, France, Australia, Congo, India, Sweden, China. All of them are now standing, and pledging to Celestia to fight for the privilege to live in Equestria, and give up their past live, give up their leaders and gods.

>The immigration to Equestria is actually inexistent. No pony can enter the kingdom of the Alicorns, unless when they prove they are brave enough and will fight for it.
>If a warrior defends Equestria, fighting a common enemy, he will gain the privilege to become Equestrian.

>Thousands of ponies are watching this, adults, fillies, colts. This time the gladiators are different. They are essentially bipedal, and all have different fighting techniques, different sizes, forms, colors.
>Only catch, Celestia has insisted that humans should not use any weapon, but fight bare hands and feet.
>This is why 90% of the humans were kicked out of the context
>some began to shoot in all directions with assault rifles and guns, unsuccessfully.
>Only one, so far, has died after Celestia and Luna have both approved. That's the rules. The rest are ejected.

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>>25745007

>some ponies are asked to join in the arena and fight.
>against humans
>a 1vs1 fight in the arena
>and right now, there's a couple of royal guards selecting cute stallions or skilled unicorns to fight against humans
>some are nice and fair play, other really hate humans and have to resist the urge for Celestia to decide them to live or die.
>Two stallions are asking me to move.
>actually they want me to fight in the arena too.
"nah you're mistaken, Dad got VIP pass for the backstage and ... what wait, no, i was just there on the first place, i'm not even actually trained to... I AM A FUCKING FILLY"
>"Not my problem, you're here, you have to fight."
>get forced to go on the arena and locked in there
>nobody in sight

"Where is my enemy?
>okay i missed something, is that some... stealth or invisible warrior?
>what should i do?
>close my eyes.
>stop listening to the crowd
>concentrate
>...
"THIS IS COMPLETELY SILLY! I JUST CAME IN TO WATCH THE MATCH!"
>Celestia's standing on her lodge, she picks the mic.
>Celestia:"Ponies and gentlecolts, Diamond Tiarannosaur the feared one!"
>she's trolling me
>"WHERE IS MY ENEMY?"
>Celestia:"what?"
>"WHERE. IS . MY. ENEMY? *I* VERSUS WHO? bitch i'm yelling alone"
>Celestia: "He's hiding."
>look around
>there's this Anon there
>>25744717
>he's hiding behind a barrel.
"okay, w-why are you hiding?"
>Anon:"Waiting for others to die of course, and get the winner, without even fighting."
"no one is dying it's up to Celestia to decide."
>turn to her
>SWEET MOTHER OF YOU STOP LAUGHING LIKE THAT!
(larsen from the mic echo)
>Celestia is laughing her ass off
"Come on and fight, human! You're wasting my time!"

>>25744211
i'm not going to kill people, let alone my fellow anons, so i guess i'll go in and get killed so they can live there

>>25744211

Living without my waifu is suffering. Living with her id the only possible path forward.

Here I come Chrysalis, my love will empower you to dominate all Equestria.

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>>25744615
Damn son

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>>25745080
>look at him
"Anonymous! You don't want to fight? I never wanted to fight either, it's those thugs who sent me there for wanderin on the wrong place. I know you'll f"
>Anon:"I told you, my strategy isn't not to fight, but wait until all others are dead. But obviously they suspected something so I'm gonna have to kill you."
"huh, come on, a human like you who avoided fighting against others?"
>he's smiling, saying nothing
>stand in front of him, observe his moves.
>could've used my tiara as a weapon but a guard has took it away from me.
>he's provoking me. getting closer, trying to be impressive. I'm running around him, analyzing him
"are you one of those humans who can't love a female, and are genuinely weak and pretentious, also known as faggots?"
>so far, i know my best skill is bullying and provocation
>how am i going to deal with an actual beast like this.
>he's attacking, finally.
>i see his HAND closing in, so I'm avoiding it
>wait what?
>nah he bucked me with his feet.
>fact: it hurts.
>and that was a punch on my face, because as I get kicked in the belly I forgot that he'd use the opportunity to punch me like the first attack he fainted.
>no. i'm not thinking at all, i'm just getting up and stand at a safe distance from this human.
>Anon:"Hey, you know what? I'm not like the other anons, they are all tired. I saved my energy during all that fight and I'm gonna just win."
>buck him
>he's avoiding it. What a fucking asshole
>Anon:"You know what I'm gonna do once I win? I'm gonna rape as many fillies as I can, and you first. There, in this arena."
"If that's your dream... Let me give you a preview."
>charge on him, jump and throw all of my weight on him
>i managed to anticipate where he'd strafe right this time, and I''m bucking on his face.
"How do you plan to rape me if you can't use your dick anymore?"
>stomp on his crotch
>he's yelling
"HAH?"
>he's taking over and begin punching me
>try to protect myself the best I can
>ouch. he's pissed.

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>>25745548
it's okyish

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>>25744615
A-anon...

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>>25744211
if an american takes his gun. i will be fucking pissed

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>>25745773
I think I learned something about myself

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>>25745548
>why didn't i calculate that?
>now all I can do is stay like this and not move until he's tired of knocking me
>he broke one of my teeth, i feel blood on my mouth.
>now he's starting to punch my vulva
>I think I just peed myself but it's now or never
>buck on his face.
>perfect. I threw him on the floor.
>i stopped counting how many times he punched me but i'm gonna do the same with his face.
>like that
>holy shit it feels good
"You like it hah? You want some fucking more, Anon?"
>he's laughing and throw me off
>tries to hold my neck with his hands
>shit he's getting over me again
>i really suck at fighting.
>this time I can't protect myself and he's going really berserk on my face
>shit he's strangling me, locking my hooves with his whole body
>he's really going to kill me
>keep on kicking and bucking him how I can to get up again
>i'm gonna make it
>throw him away from me and kick him several times to take some distance from him
>take a deep breath
"FUCKER! You call that fighting? What do you think you're doing?"
>Actually I can't see shit, everything is becoming black around me.
>I know I'm about to faint, and I'm just feeling like drawing something cute with something on me peeing blood on the sand
>>25745715
>heard something
"No it won't until I'm dealt with you."
>feel his hands again, on me , grabbing my head and smash it against the sand.
>he's holding me like that and keeps on kicking my chest, pulling my members
>i know i'm also bucking into him but it's like he's always coming back and do his shit
>seriously i'm starting to fear for my life.
>i should scream for help but I prefer not to do anything like that, relying on my hate to contain anything like this.
>not now. really not now, if I look weak it's the end. I can't do that in the middle of several thousand ponies.
>it's just going to pass like that., I'm recovering.
>I'm gonna wait a moment here until he's done then I'm gonna just fight him again, take some rest, do it again.

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>>25745829
>inb4 rape

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>>25745829

>>25744227
This to be honest

Equestria would be nothing but edgy people with mental issues

You guys are woth more than that

>>25744615
>as I recall this speech from one of the gladiators who previously fought, I totally understand what the human wants.
>It's not about the love they have for ponies or something here, some of them come to conquer us.

>the ponies are screaming my name.
>can't they see I can't do much right now?
"BUT SHUT UP. YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE. AAAAHRGH"
>they don't hear me.
>i wonder how bad I have it but looks like I broke him some teeth, and his arm has an unusual shape.
he's holding it
>he's kicking sand, throwing it on my face; shouting like
>"Why can't you DIE? Fucking pony! I'm just gonna wait here til you loose all of your blood. I'm gonna wait"
>my body hurts but knowing he's mad like this makes me laugh
>it's painful since he kicked my chest but makes me feel better
"I think I'm pissing you off human. You're still fighting like shit but it's funny."
>"WHAT ? WHAT?"
>come on in i've recovered vision
>rest of the checklist
>trot and rush on him
>he's falling
>stomp on his broken arm
>bite on his neck the best I can
>he's punching my stomach as fast as he can, screaming out in pain
>stomp his face into the ground
>must finish him.
>punch him again
>bite him the best I can
>i'm wasting too much energy
"don't move like that... stop doing that... okay?"

>stand back as he's rolling on the floor
>look around
>who the fuck are those ponies and what the hell are they doing here?
>ah yeah, i'm on a arena.
>i gotta move a bit and stand there.
>look around and try to find Celestia
>stand proudly.
>she made me a sign, i can't see anything or know what it's about but it's not like i could hear her anyways
"hey. what."
>turn to anon
"you're dead?"
>he's standing up, again.
"no you're annoying as fuck."
>he's throwing his pants down and brings out his dick, shaking it against my tail and rump
>act like I don't care first, then fight him the best I can, again, just throwing him back first.
>come closer
>stomp his cock and balls
>he's screaming, holding them.
"stop it"

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>>25746245
aaaaand you fuck'ed it up
nice one shot tho 5/10 would read first post again

>>25744211
I'm a pacifist, so no.

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>>25746136
some are fighting fair, there can even be respect for eachother in a good fight. ponies and humans both enjoy it for surpassing yourself, but when a fighter comes with a fucked goal, like, "i'm better, i don't want to fight so i can win in the end" it just doesn't works.

>>25746245
>Anon's on his knees again
>look at him
>wound on the neck
>broken left arm
>probably some ribs damaged
>genitals partially damaged
>estimate his damages hgnsgf percent. he's still dangerous.

>my own checklist
>probably a couple of ribs broken
>broken teeth
>eye hurts, blurry vision with constant blackouts
>some kind of head trauma probably
>right hindleg probably damaged.
>can't stop literally pissing blood.

>why am i not winning this?
>he's getting back up. again.
>I'm rushing on him again
>that fucking led, it hurts.
>the i-convert-pain-into-rage-into-energy-to-fight-Mr-Fuckface barely works anymore
>he's on the floor again
>keep doing what I started earlier.
>stomp on his balls and squish them the best I could
>bite his cock and hold him
>put an hindleg on his neck and pull on it the best I can
>it's screaming more than ever
>piss even more of my orangeade blood-piss mix on his face and hope to reach his mouth
>my teeth are clenched on something that tastes like piss. I feel it's coming off
>the feeling of a blood flow spraying on my fur tells me I'm dealt with it
>keep doing it with a testicle, and start ripping his flesh away
>there's a bunch of his scrotum going off with a flap of skin off his inner leg
>i'm leaving him like that, and do my best this time to stand up and wait at him agonizing.
>i swear it's like his detached dick is moving on its own,. or I'm too high to even know what goes on.
>try to spite out the disgusting taste of his blood out of my mouth.
>doors are opening and the anon is carried out
>some stallions are coming to pick me too
>they're talking to me but I can't hear a thing.
>are those doctors? wow. is that Celestia applauding me?

>>25746586
"did i win?"
>can't hear anything as ponies are gathering around me.
>obviously they're some doctors
>look around me, there's stallions on beds, some look wounded but they certainly made it
>one of them is examining my eyes with a flashlight, visibly trying to talk to me, but even sounds and voices are distorded.
"I CANT HEAR YOU! MY LEG JUST HURTS A LOT OKAY?"
>there's a nurse washing my face, another one putting me on blood transfusion
>that looks serious
>finally one of them is taking care of my leg and examining it
>pony:"We're taking you to an emergency block to make sure the hemorrhage doesn't causes an embolism or anemia. in the meantime I'm gonna have to insert a drain on your abdomen, so hold on. it might hurt a little."
"okay, do as you pl-UNF."
>he didn't lie.
"what bout the fight.. and .. the human?"
>pony:"i have no idea how but you made it. it was a tough one, the crowd expected him to run away from you but that guy was actually a serious challenger."
"celestia was making fun of me all the time."
>pony:"i think you were on a second state. you've been knocked most of the time and everypony cried, thinking you died, including her for a moment. And even humans who called on their buddy a wanker. Luna insisted to not claim Anon as the winner and everytime you got back up. And in the end you rush on him and rip his balls apart, even the Alicorns on their lodge were splattered with blood!"
"i hate this kind of show. i bet i'm disfigured"
>pony:"you did a good thing protecting yourself. While we're going to arrange your guts from bleeding, there's a dentist who's gonna fix your teeth and your broken ribcage in the bloc. ready?"
"no. not ready. not at all. hey. are you even listening?"

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>>25746586
yes
YES
>>25746985
Celestia and many more have enjoyed this fight, apotheosis of blood and violence, and want to offer you the honor of becoming her gladiator.
She hopes you'll recover and get well soon.
You will be offered stallions, colts or even fillies if you want!
(Being an iredeemable bitch surely helped)

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Welcome Anons, to another addition of THUNDERDOME!

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>>25744211
i have been waiting my whole life for this, to earn glory on the sands in the ring. the cries of the crowd the screams of my enemy. one more kill and i will be with you my love. Just. one. more. kill...

>>25747503
TWO
MEN
ENTER!

ONE
MAN
LEAVES!

>>25744211
Call Chrysalis out on her bullshit, no way Celestia would do this.

...or would she?

>>25746359
Gay