In order to enter Equestria you have to beat Spike in a fight

>>25744208
I forfeit. I don't want to kill him.

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>>25744208

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>>25744208
>>25744208
can't beat him with my fists, his skin is to tough
can't be in front of him, 3rd degree burns are no joke
can't wrestle him down, too many claws and his spikes are pointy too
well i do the only thing i can do to defeat spike

>get behind him, find asshole
>stick finger in said asshole
>proceed in making way for you member
>butt rape spike till he is sexually and physically exhausted
>walk through portal
>never talk again about that day
>close your self in your little shack
>drink alone every night
>......
>asking your self if he still remembers this magical time

>Rape is magic

>>25744208
>Buy a ton of fake "gems" from Michael's
>Put them in burlap sack.
>Offer to give him a motherload of tasty gems if he just steps aside.
>He'll accept.
>Step in portal and close it before he realizes they're fake.

>>25744208
I'm a human. Shoot the lil fucker. Shove a grenade down his throat

He's what? Three foot tall?

Grab his tail, and swing him as hard as you can, face first into the ground.

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>>25744338
Or you can just give him these

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>>25744208
>beat Spike in a fight to the death.
>beat Spike in a fight
>Spike in a fight

Why did this make me laugh

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>>25744208
he is already dead brah...

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>>25744208
HELL YA RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COME AT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!

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I don't know. Considering how the pony world works, I think I'd just throw up my belly and forfeit, since actually killing anyone is frowned upon, and then everyone would love me.

So why fight? I mean, Spike is a good guy, so why not just turn it into a a silly media spectacle and keep anyone from getting hurt? In the end, I just want to to breed a pony a or two. I don't want to hurt anyone.

>>25744208
Better idea: I am going to fuck him to death and any other fucker that stands between me and the sweet horse pussy.

>rape

Lets face it. None of us could take Spike in a fight. He's fucking invincible.

>>25745586
He played college ball, you know