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Batfags has ruined this place by constantly shoving their autistic and fanmade batshit into almost every CYOA.

Second for pretty pony eugenics quest when?

>>25741914
what like a quest to find the ideal mate?

Shiny has ruined this place by constantly shoving his autistic and falseflag-batshit into almost every thread.

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>PP ended

>>25741920
No, we need to pair up the CYOApones and give love to their little babies.

>>25741911
Maybe if you stopped talking about bats?

>>25741939
But which CYOApones are the best match for each other?

>>25741943
But that's how he gets off.

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>>25741901
>Remember: Your favorite GMs are weirdos

how many pones is too many in a party?

>>25741975
Any more than 5 starts getting crowded

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>>25741975
Never enough.

>>25741943
>Implying I'm the one who needs to stop
Unlike batfags, I'm not posting batcaner or retarded batmemes everywhere.

>>25742008
Your posts bring nothing to the thread besides complaing about bats and batfags. Sounds like batcancer to me.

>>25742008
But being anti-bat is a batmeme.

>>25742008
However you tend to post autistic rants and batfag baits everywhere.

>>25741975
Past a dozen

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>Resisting the urge to post bat maymays in response to the b8 for the good of the thread

>>25742011
>Your posts bring nothing to the thread besides complaing about shit that this general is filled with
So no one is allowed to complain about the quality here?
If it has batcancer in it, then you're not allowed to dislike it. If you do, then you're just a samefagging shitposter.
>"Because EVERYONE loves it when I post muh retarded batmemes and batshit here :^)"

>>25742025
Heating pre-made meals in hot lava?

Oh shit, I want to try it one day.

>>25742038
Shiny, I think it's time for you to start your own quest

>>25742046
I'd read a Shiny quest.

>>25742052
I bet it would be placed in batAuschwitz.

Which one should i start?

School Quest: Play as a child, screwing around in school.
Short, just to the point.the jist.

Noodle Quest: A lazy gm that was too lazy to go to the store and buy noodles, but is now going to the store to buy them.

>>25742060
One with ponies.

>>25742060
neither

>>25742060
>child screwing in school
Didn't know you were into foalcon and exhibitionism RITS.

>>25742065
>>25742060

Both include ponies, typo.

>>25742065
Go and run the Edge. Now.

>>25742060
Your ideas are even shittier than Inept's.

>>25742065
>Using trip when it has nothing to do with your quest

>>25742060
They're both garbage ideas.

>>25742065
>One with ponies
>"Even though I'm okay with fanmade batshit, muh autism gets triggered if "fanon" species are in it :("

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>>25742088
What are YOUR ideas, anon?

>>25742092
>no using your trip or name for attention

>>25742119
We doing this again?

I want Gar to realize the simple joys of fatherhood

>>25742129
No, why?

>>25742119
Hi, I'm Hibitch!
I steal ideas from other quests and have no originality!
Please change your mind about my quest :(

>Okay, I am totally cool with Tara's face now kekekekeke ^_^

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>>25742088

Thanks!

...I think.

>>25742154
You mean the daily struggle of caring for a damaged bat?

>>25742129
Someone called?

>>25742163
>hijacker in a nutshell

>>25742163
Need more Nightbitch copypastas

>>25742172
Go away, Nips.

>>25742154
I want Gar to become the number one autistic shitstain that everyone here circlejerks over.

>>25742129
Hey this is actually me, here to namefag for no reason.

>>25742190
I'm the real nips

>>25742190
After you.

>>25742195
Absolute madman.

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>>25742194
You heard the man, rev up those rare Gars!

>>25742194
But anon, he already is

>>25742222
You heard quads start posting

Ignore me, I'm just tripfagging for no reason.
I'm actually trying to see if I can remember my trip.

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Gar posting is fun

>>25742250
wew

>>25742252
الله أكبر

>>25742258
lad

>>25742250
I'd watch some naughty fuocu'ing in 680p if you know what I mean.

Active threads

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>>25742092
Esh, fine. Welcome Billy.
>>25742513

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Looks like I missed all the bat autism.

>>25742555
>eve
>mangoes

>>25742555
>swirl
>fangs

>>25742566
What's the deal with bats and mangoes anyways

>>25742577
I think it's a /bat/ meme

>>25742577
The bat thread decided that batponies are fruitbat ponies. Shiny spread their autism here.

>>25742590
I definitely prefer fruitbat ponies over bloodsucking ponies.

>>25742590
I thought shiny was against batmemes
as he keeps shitposting about them

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>>25742573
Blame Hijinker.

>>25742603
No one cared about /bat/ memes until Shiny came along.

>>25742555
>implying Bat autism isnt always here.

>>25742622
>no one cared who I was until I put on the Shiny.

Remibder that Urban happened because of !mJ and Shiny

>>25742622
>>25742647
Bats confirmed for big mares

>>25742659
4 you

>>25742659
BIG EVE
PLS
I WANT IT

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>>25742676
She does too anon

>>25742659
UUUU

Unlimited Mango Works

>>25742670
>>25742702
The Mango rises.

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>>25742713

>Everyone is circlejerking over batshit again
Why are batfags so cancerous?

>>25742766
>wah wah everyone is having fun i can't tolerate it

>>25742766
Someone get this hot head outta here!

>>25742775
>>25742781
>shitting up the thread is fun guys

>>25742775
>>25742781
Here comes the batfag defense force!

Let's add some gas to this fire by continuing with gender identification :^)

bdsmtest.org
come on QM's you know ya wana.

>>25742837
remove tumblr

>>25742775
>>25742781
>Kekekek, everyone loves my autism and thinks muh batmemes are hilarious
>Anyone who says otherwise is just shitposting :^)

>>25742837
I'm not doing this shit i don't have enough nerve to solve tons of questions

4legged sharkjellyfish spiderbatsatyrs

>>25742898
>Implying you aren't shitposting by ending up butthurt about people posting bats

>>25742911
>four legged satyr
So a centaur?

>>25742911
4legged sharkjellyfish spiderbatmothsatyrs

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>>25742943

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>>25743035
ftfy

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>>25743066

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>>25743137
It begins.

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>>25742837

>>25743155
We're doomed.

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>>25743191
wow

>>25743191
I like that it wants you to input the answer.

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>>25743191

Idea: Nyx quest

>>25743361
Idea: Anonfilly and Nyx quest.

>>25743376
Better Idea: Anonfilly quest

>>25743361
Idea: Fuck yourself with a kitchen knife

>>25743394
Even better idea: Anonfilly, satyr, moth, bat, and human quest.

>>25743394
Better Idea: Anonfilly quest against the evil Nyx in cutequestria

>>25743418
better idea: go fuck yourself with a spiked dragon dildo
>>25743394
>>25743376
>>25743425
this

>>25743423
>>25743425
Even better better Idea: Anonfilly, satyr, moth, bat, and human quest against the evil not Nyx in cutequestria

>>25743473
Best idea: pone

>>25743094
>>25743066
>>25743035
>>25742943
how about we combine every canon & fanon spicices

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>>25743497
You're onto something, lad

>>25743497
Best idea: Nyx quest in cutequestria with filly anon

>>25743497
I love it.
Pone quest when.

>>25743520
Better idea: go kill yourself and save your mother future shame.

>>25743520
I know we're just meming, but if this were an ironic comedy quest, I would play this.

>nyxfag samefaggin again
lmao

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>>25743497
Now there's a good idea

>>25743530
>anti-Nyxfags shoving thier hateanon autism everywhere
apply kill to self

Reminder that Nyx did nothing wrong.

I'm totes sure Nyxfag is the LGG guy.

>>25743503
Mantis pony style or are we making Cronenberg pones.

>>25743578
just cronenberg my shit up senpai

>>25743578
whatever surpasses metal gear
>>25743530
>mother being ashamed
where do you think we are

Idea: Anon filly in r63 horsville

>>25743638
Give up anon, you can't top >>25743497

>>25743669
New idea: Two Pones

>>25743778
stupid rehash

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>>25743787
New idea: Teusq Xyn

How edgy are Fallout: Equestria CYOAs?

>>25743830
They seem to be more about romance than anything else.

>>25743830
They all seem to be milder than the source.

>>25743830
Didn't raiderpip rape whispen in one of them?

Does any remember the disappointment to your horse family threads? maybe someone could do something with the cyber anon idea

>>25743859
what with the who now?

New idea,
You play as human.
But wait there's more!
Scientists send you to horse world to take pictures of ponies and document your findings in small trips. You use a camera with a limited supply of film as a limit for your trips. You have also been armed with an unlimited supply of apples and tear-gas grenades. To coax ponies into letting you take better pictures.
But here's the catch. The ponies are just as sentient as they are in the show, and absolutely terrified of your humanly visage! With each trip the ponies become progressively more timid and hostile making your tear-gas increasingly necessary for your survival!

What do you guys think /CYOA/?

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>>25743940
>You play as human.

Quest idea: Start as astronomers pone, see weird thing in sky during solar sun celebration, you have to convince your boss, Celestia, to let you check out the crash site.

Switch perspectives: Humans/monkeys/aliums crash land on a hostile planet. They were recon for a colony ship and had marked this as a good candidate before being forced down by magics. Survive as long as possible.

After this you'd be switching perspectives every now and again

>>25743940
>limited supply of film as a limit for your trips.
>You have also been armed with an unlimited supply of apples and tear-gas grenades
That's retarded.

>>25743963
No.

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>>25743940
>Tear-gassing poners
No, Anon.

>>25743971
>>25743983
It worked for Pokemon Snap.

>>25743963
Quest Idea: Start as space Humie. Abduct pones and snuggle nonconsensually. Draw smut in crop fields.

>>25743940
So basically a voyeur goes to horseland and a while later goes home with 14TBs of horse sex pictures taken through windows at night.

>>25744005
Pretty much, what do you think?

>>25744059
I think I'd rather someone just draw the horse sex pictures.

What about a CYOA where you are a pony_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>25744059
Will the horse sex be depicted visually or described in detail?

>>25744085
:O

>>25744085
It's been done before.

>>25744085
A moth pony . Or a satyr pony.

>>25744116
A bat_pony

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I'm a day to late but anyway.

>>25744001
Oh snap!

Angry pony quest is going excellently so far. I hope Twilight is off on some quest somewhere and we have to hunt her down and save her in the process of telling her to go fuck herself.

>>25744453
>you spent seven years overthrowing a corrupt empire so you could tell me to fuck off?

>>25744204
you still have 7 hours actually.

I'll start up Super in about an hour, apologies for the delay.

>>25745114
I'm disappointed in you.

>>25744453

I'm glad to see everyone is enjoying it. Believe it or not, this is how the first PQ's were. The emphasis back then was on speed and humor (or horror; sometimes both), not prettiness and scope. In fact, this is almost exactly how the first PQ began: In Ponyville, with a mare going to see a princess, only to get in a Pokemon-themed fight with an angry townspony.

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>>25745114
It's ok, I'm late too

>>25744204
No one is too late to circlejerk over batcancer and autistic batmemes here!

>>25745196
you're the one sprouting memes here

>>25745275
>Implying I'm the one who keeps posting mangoes and batshit in this CYOA general
You're a batfag, aren't you?

>>25745378
I don't think anyone else ever mentions mangoes.

>>25745404
guava

>>25745404
If it weren't for Shiny's shitposting I wouldn't know anything about bat fanon.

>>25745404
>I haven't been in this general at all

>>25745469
>Time to make up excuses so us batfags don't look bad at all :P

>>25745514
But we know that you've been in this general. You constantly post about bats in it.

>>25745514
We all know you shitpost about bats because you're a batfag Shiny. Sometimes you bring them up in response to the most unrelated things.

Goddammit it make it stop
This shinyposting is EXACTLY like the godamn 4kidsposting in /dsg/

Same formula
Same shit every thread
Ad verbatim
Ad nauseum
Ad dick up my ass holy fuck

Make the pain stop
Why
WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE?

undermeme faggots are ruining my cyoa pones pls help

Maybe we could find Shiny and fuck him up?

>>25745624
it's because people keep fucking replying to Shiny.

If you stop, he'll get bored and leave, I promise.

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>people still think shiny is only one person
L M A O
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>>25745676
That's what they said about the 4kidsposting guy anon
That's what they all said
He kept going for FOUR MONYHS
F O U R M O N T H S
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SO

I-I can't handle it anon. I won't last the winter at this rate

>itt:
V E R T I C A L
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>>25745649
Apply apathy on said faggots

>>25745649
Kill them.

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>>25745649
>tumblrtalefags

>>25745879
>Literally a month ago, underyale was gods gift to /v/
>then it caught the public eye
>Now its shunned and reviled as a SJW furry shit fest, deemed unfit to grace even the lowestime of the loe
Like clockwork

>>25745915
Daily reminder that you're not allowed to like thing if people you don't like like thing.

>>25745150
Come be disappointed in me over in the Super thread.
>>25745944

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>>25745915
>VGAs
>the preshow
later in the show
>tumblr: gifs and memes
>dorito pope also went and brought up undermeme
man I love his spaghetti-fest awards

>>25745558
wait...what if shiny is a...batfag!?
wait..what if shiny is...barneyfag?

>>25746020
?

>>25746185
preshow: https://youtu.be/cJyLB9-y8bA?t=17m4s

>>25744004
>Crop circles are alien sex graffiti drawn on a planetary scale
Kek. I love this idea.

>>25741901

We have not forgotten
We will not forgive
We are OiE

>>25746838
That's nice Swefag, go play with you commando autists now.

>>25746838
How's it going friend.
Still on hiatus?

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>>25746838

>>25746915
Oh shit. I see it now.

>>25747053
Skittles

Let's assume that MC of a quest dies. What then? Should QM end the quest, or allow players to control another character from the MCs party?

>>25747192
Depends on the quest.

>>25747192
Depends on the quest

>>25747192
Depends on the quest.

>>25747192
tseuq eht no sdnepeD

>>25747202
>>25747206
>>25747213
And here I thought it would be easy.

>>25747192
Depends on the quest

>>25747192
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>>25747223
You thought wrong, sucker.

>>25747192
Dnedeps on the qesut

>people keep asking these vague questions without any real context and expecting real feedback

D̶̶̢͛ͮ̆̓̔ͭͤͣ̉͐̇̏̚͏̸̳͖̙̲̮͍̤͕ě̸̛̱̯̪̭͕̼͍̘̟̻͍̯̌̒̾̊̿͆ͩ̏ͭ̚͡ͅp͚͚͙͖̱̤̞̩̙̦͖̭̞̬̰̱̼̘ͦ̎ͪ͒͘ể̇̂͛͝͠҉̴̻̤̤͙̥̟̺͖̬̤̯̝͕̯nͣ̅͛͊ͮ̾̇͋҉̭̫̣͖̝̺͞d̻͉̱̙͎̼͙̳̰̞̪͖͓̦͕̯̺̾͊ͯ͂̒̍̓͑́͘͡ṣ̢̨̩͔̪̰͕̩̗̜̞̗͇̩̬̙̬̓̎̉ͫ̏̆́ ̼̘͈̺͇̰͍͕̰͔̹̙͓͛ͧ̎ͤ̓͋̈ͯ̽͛̉ͩͬ͜͞õ̢̃̔̐ͤ̃̏̃̾ͭ̓ͬ̀ͤ́ͭ̈́̋͟͏̟̟̦̼̥͖̙͓̦̬̬̱̪̼͎̤͓̱͢͠n̈́̅̓̔ͫ̀̐̋̎́ͦ͗͏̴̧̜̣̜̩͖̦͕̜̝̘͖͖͈̹̮̞͞ ̥̤̺͕̹̩̯̜̥̝̖͙̝͉̟̟̻̆ͨ̿ͤ̓̿ͧͨ͌̋͂͝t̵̴̴̠̙̼̗͔͈͎͔̻̳̥̗̺̀̎͑̓̈́͊ͮͬ͑̽̏̅̆͜h̻̪̭̳͇̹͈̼̻͎͇͛ͯͫ̓̇̓̓̉̉̋͊͡͠͡e̵̴̷̛̹̖͕̘͇͈͈̭͓͊͗̿̆ͨ̾̐̓ͥ̏̓͑̍͆̍ͯ̚ ̻̣̩̪̗̲̎̐̌͊̏̽̓ͥ̄ͧ͆͒̔́͞q̸̊̽̋̈͐͗̾̈́̈͢҉͏̝͚̱͙u͎̫͚̠͚̠̭̞͍̤̪͇̖̰̖̰͛̽̇̊̽ͤ̈͌ͬ̿̓͆̅ͦ̎̕͘e͆͊͐͛̐̔ͩ̽̃̎ͩͥ̐̓ͬͤ̾̚҉̛̫̣̝̥͚̱̻̥̥̗̤̠̞̀͝s̰̰̤̗̱͈͎̻̥͔͙͚͕̥̖̍́͗͜͠t̵̴̫͓͓͙̰̟̝̺͇̠̪̫̤͖̭̝̟̮̊͊ͮ̌ͩͮͬͨ͐̂͑̐̈́̎͡

>>25747192

Depends on the quest. Also >>25747249 that

>>25747192
The quest is over in my opinion.

>Be Pot Luck
>One evening an orange unicorn mare comes into the inn
>After enjoying her meal she speak to you and introduces herself as "Tiller"
>After she flirts around a bit she asks if you're hiring
>She says she has experience being a waitress and can provide "entertainment" for the night crowd

What do?

>>25747484
Hire that mare.

Say what you will, but Harvest never slacked off as a waitress or a dancer.

>>25747484
whatever
Just keep the STDs under control

>>25747484
Fuck then hire, obviously.

Too bad Inkeeper has abandoned us.

>>25747484
Hire her and her marefriend too.

>>25747484
Hire her after getting the stripper pole and dancing table upgrade
Until then, have her provide 'room service'

Where are you Innkeeper?

>>25747484
Depends if she will accept wispy as her pimp, that little filly did want hookers after all.

>>25726776
Urban's up

>>25747514
Ah, testing the product! Smart anon. The Sword and Board offers only the best.

check this 8

>>25747514
You also getting the capitalism shakes? We need to produce bits soon or who knows what will happen.

>>25747886
N-need mah waifu wars...

>>25747895
Lets also have another lengthy discussion on who will be pots property for life

>>25747927
nobody

>>25747927
There are just too many single-waifu voters.
No one's willing to compromise, and every time we talk about compromise there's that one fuck and I swear to god almighty its one fucking anon who has like seven copypastes about the issue who just fucking shouts "SUNDANCE OR NOBODY" at the top of his lungs like seven-year-old who just learned the word titty.

>Without a thread the JADfags come swarming here
Get the fugg out faggots

>>25747956
That doesn't happen though. Almost everyone says "While this is my preferred waifu, I'd be fine with x, x, and x."

>>25747956
Well their are multiple people fighting to waifu her its kinda expected. But >>25747987

>>25747975
Why is this a thread if no one can talk about cyoa?

>>25747956
We did compromise with Azura at some point but things went a bit chaotic

>>25748031
The people talking in that particular section compromised on Azura. Means nothing at all until it's written in stone.

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>>25747975
>waifu drama spilling over into discussion

>>25747956

Pot is too flawless and flat to have just one waifu; he needs a harem.

>>25748132
I want a harem. Innkeeper has not yet confirmed whether or not we can get one.

>>25748161
>>25748132
Sundance might be fine with it, she has no concept of relationships after all

>>25741901
>Missed the fetishtest thing
Damn. I think people would have figured me out fairly quickly, but still would've been funny.

I think I remember my results from the last time I tried that, if people care.

>>25748313
No one figured out anyone else so I don't think anybody gives a shit.

>>25748313
i figured i woulda gotten called out right away for my results.

We need more stuff like this, it was kinda fun.

>>25748393
Not surprising. I don't see why anyone thought there'd be anything other than blind guessing. It's like trying to spot the QM based off their score on a math test.

Quest Idea: Dark Days' The princesses have died. The Elements lost forever and the land thrown into disarray. After a millennium into the dark age. You are one of the new races introduced to Equus by a new pantheon of deities.
Will spike thrive in a land rife with conflict and lawlessness. Or end up with a knife in your back or your head mounted on a spike.

>>25748538
Do you have any comprehension of punctuation?

*Will you survive.>>25748538

>>25748538
I just cut my eyes from reading the intense edge contained within that description.

And I thought Vincent was bad.

>>25748538
I don't recognize this dialect.

Does this thread like anything?

>>25748641
butts

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>>25748641
Smug guards.

>>25748641

OiE

>>25748641
bats :^)

>>25748641
memes.

>>25748641
Pone

>>25748641
Bird Poners.

>>25748768
Who

>>25748641
Esmeralda

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>>25748783
Bird Poners

>>25748641
Tiny pones and big pones
Normal sized pones are ok to I guess

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>>25748799

>>25748641
I like everything. Except bats, Anonymous as an MC, Shiny, blank slate MCs, planes, Esmerelda, open worlds, stream of consciousness writing, memes, bad grammar, bad spelling, RITS, Nipsposting, double spacing, billying, EqG, humans, /that/ guy, GC, and abandoned quests.

>>25748641
I don't know about the thread but I don't.
I hate everything.

>>25748641
The question was rhetorical

>>25748641
Nyx

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>>25748811
>Esmerelda

>>25748909
who?
>>25748811
bullying*
who's RITS?

>>25748811
>>25748788
I like these anons.

>>25749359
closing up the mission

>>25749369
finally
Billying you

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>46 IP's and 350 replies
>fanart in the first thread
>brainstorming and discussion
>player-made character development

Sincerely, thank you all so much. I'm amazed by the turnout. It really felt like the old days again.

>>25749369
billy

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>>25749484

>>25746048
Shiny was always a batfag, that's how he became a meme. He left his name on and his post history was 50% bat general, he had an OC and everything.

That said, I doubt the original Shiny still posts in cyoag. Current Shiny is probably LGG guy or some other faggot.

>>25749484
g-gaaaay

>>25748641
Collars

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>>25749705

>Shade writes self insert fanfic about him and stupid face
The memes have no limits

>>25749858
T-that wasn't a self-insert of Shade! That was a new collector named Dusk, and it was a piece of literary and romantic genius.

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>>25749749
sekrit
https://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBin

>>25749878
But mostly romantic!

>>25749858
shade fugging his waifu when

>>25750013
Rev up that greentext!

>>25750013
Never

>>25749858
He can join Byline at the fanfic writer's club.

>>25750013
She's not real.

>shade gettin clucked
truly sad

>>25750813
For the last time Anon, it's Dusk.

>>25750816
Pretty sure it's both of them in this case.

>>25750813
No one clucks Dusk Nightstorm!

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>>25751125
Time to get off my lazy ass.
>>25751125

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>heh, you wont do it
>does it
>...well shit

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I'd like to get ahead of the curve here before ButtTouch officially starts

The character creation of Butttouch will be completed via parent selection.

After you pick a pairing, you pick the parent you want to be closer to (this determines the character's race when a hybrid isn't available, as well as their starting equipment).

Same sex couples are still on the table. Don't blow it.

Try to include a ref of some kind.

Here's an example of a useable nomination

===

Saffron
(RenneQuest)
- Child starts with a scarf

===

Sound fun?

>>25751875
>Same sex couples are still on the table. Don't blow it.
Nothing's going to get blown with lesbian couples.

>>25751875
So are we suggesting characters or pairings?

>>25751875
I wonder how we can make the most broken and powerful child ever.

I'm thinking Chalk Dust for magic and mental fortitude and JJ for erf pone STR?

>>25751902
Halley and Butch for some One Punch shenanigans.

>>25751902
Apparently he's doing a point distribution system with a cap in the background. So making the most broken child would be min-maxing. Else they'll just be average at everything.

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>>25751895
you can do both or just one. doesnt matter.

i might even do mockups of a few popular pairings

>>25751875
here is an example of what to expect from a pairing like >>25751903


===

Mother:
Halley Yard (Shooting Stars)

Father:
Butch Calfitty (Hijack)

Name:
Holly

Notes:
- Sticky Fingers: Picked up some tricks on stealing from the father.
- Fight Clubber: Picked up some tricks on fighting from the mother.
- Mountain Mover: Ludicrous Physical Strength due to parent genetics

===

>>25751907
Probably want to max out magic then. Maybe Chalk and Nina then.

Flaming barrier spear sounds fun...

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Chalk Dust (Unique)
- Child Starts with one dose of Ambrosia

>>25751919
but those would be useless.
We're not going to be fighting anything.

>>25751875
Goof and Nina
drunk magic madness

>>25751931
the kid will suffer from FAS

>>25751875
>>25751924
Should we rate these with stats?

>>25751929
Bullshit, this is a hijump quest.

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Nips streams is wild :^)

>>25751944
Tumblr is a silly place.

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>>25751944

combat will not be playing a role in the quest

Combutt on the other hand...

Magic:
Chalk Dust
Nina
Jet
Twilight Sparkle
Esmerelda

STR:
Jolly
Saffron
Sunedge
Patchwork
Halley

Cha:
Speed Thrust
Pot Luck
Gar
Holiday Special

Do we have any other excessively focused characters?

>>25751963
Chalk is more Charisma than Magic, really.

She's really good with magic, sure, but that's due to using a drug that will drive her insane if we fuck up even a little.

>>25751963
Harvest for CHA
Butch for STR

>>25751963
Focusing on stats like that makes it less fun, in my opinion. I want to build pairing based on parent character.

Like Tactic and Combutt for the edgiest kid possible.

just a remeinder, the meat of ButtTouch is indeed touching butts

Specifically Royal Butts.

>>25751963
>magic
It's Insight. Basically knowledge and wisdom.

>>25751995
>implying I care about that
Knowledge and wisdom is incidental, I'm aiming at magic there.

>>25752000
But that's not how it works.

>>25752003
Going to explain in detail how it the stats work for the rest of us then?

>>25751875
I'm not sure what you want right now, since everyone is posting something else. But I'll try to orientate on that boon thing.

Speed
(Alchemy)
-Child starts with an invisibility potion
or if that is to overpowered an agility potion.
If you just want an decorative item then a bowler hat

>>25752003
What's 'it'? I want a strong magic user. I'm assuming Insight is some background stat I've not been informed of. If that takes Insight then sure, replace 'magic' with 'insight'.

>>25748811
>Anonymous as an MC
What's wrong with using Anon as an MC? Genuinely curious, here.

forget everything up there, this might be easier for everyone

give me characters you want to see as potential parents for the player character.

>>25752051
and for the love of god

anyone spouting stats, please understand

every possible combination will be balanced in some facet.

Yes, even if you make super cu.c.k FruityXGar.

Ignore stats. Focus on worthy representatives.

>>25752051
IRISH LIVER

>>25752051
Steel
Tara
Willow
Jet
Blitz
Eve
Gar
Hype
Shade
Speed
Emerald
Dandy
Spearmint
Muffintop
Rem
Patches
Anonpone
Sunny days
Autumn
Jolly Joist
Caravan
Anonguard
Whispen
Deep blue
Greyscale
Fruity

>>25752056
>>25752051
I still want Chalk
>>25751924

>>25752051
>>25752056
Chalk Dust
Muffintop
Daring Do
Patches (Unique)
Patches (Northern)
Jet
Holiday Special
Saffron
Renne
Nina
Dandy
Napone
Sundancer
Willow
Jolly

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CANNIBALISM

>>25752127
I
Want
to
try
it
at
least
once

(Unique)
Chalk Dust- Ambrosia
Lovesick- Ichor
(Vampony)
Mango- Bloodbag
(Hijiggle)
Willow- Greg
Steel- Scrying Pearl
(PonyQuests)
Dandy- Squishy
Holiday Special- POCKETSAND
(NE)
Rem- Glasses
(SS)
Fruity- Dragon Dildo
Flo- Fishbowl
(Entrapment)
Sunny Days- Helmet
(11-54)
Spearmint- Spiky Fruits
(JAD)
Sundance- Suit of Armor
Pot Luck- Demonic Mead
(GS)
Treads- Cardboard Tank
Little Star- IS-2 Dlido

>>25752155
>brings a bottle of mead wherever they go
Pots kid is hard as fuck.

>>25752051
Harvest and Rocky Autumn.

>>25752155
What is this? Its a legitimate question not sarcasm, this thread you need to point this out.

>>25752318
Suggestions for parents and their associated items.

>>25752219
I think a wooden shield or a pair of socks would be a better fit for Pot. He actually owns those items.

>>25752051
Give me the one true ship Gar x Esmeralda

>>25752051
Pen and Gisela for maximum Drunken shenanigans.

>>25752319
>associated items
You mean something you're just assuming is a thing and is not actually a thing?

>>25752474
What?

These are just suggestions for Hijacker to use or not use, based on nothing but my having played those quests.

>>25752486
nobody ever said anything about items.

>>25752464
>Fetal alcohol syndrome

>>25751875
>>25752493
Hijacker did.

Lern2reed faggot

>>25752493
Are you serious?

>>25751875
>Here's an example of a useable nomination
>
>===
>
>Saffron
>(RenneQuest)
>- Child starts with a scarf

>>25752502
>>25752500
>forget everything up there

>>25752464
I'd be up for this honestly. Maximum catburb fun

>>25752510
He was talking stats you maroon

>>25752557
>Blitz's Kid is their sidekick.

>they end up fulfilling their parents goal of tasting every kind of Booze in Equestria.

Fund it.