I want to send Dash to be without desert and give her only 10

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>>25738317
You're a monster

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>>25738317

ABSOLUTE MADNESS

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>>25738317
>without desert
>desert

>>25738317
C'mon now edgelord, cant you just cum inside her like everyone else?

>>25738378
Call me that again and I'll make it only five minutes of cuddles

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>>25738356
It's terrible. Have a heart, anon.

>>25738356
>>25738409
If you two keep correcting me I will send her to be without DESSERT for two nights in a row. And I'm not kidding. I'll do it.

>>25738420
>be
BED
Different dude. What now?

>>25738420
>420
It's the drugs making you act this way anon. You don't mean it

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>>25738317
I want to send Twily home without pancakes and only 8 minutes of bedtime stories instead of 60.

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I am going to boop Rainbow Dash on the nose

>>25738431
Alright. That's two nights without dessert for dash. You asked for it. Her life is in your hands.

>>25738435
Oh I do. Just watch.

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>>25738447
But she is pancake.

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>>25738317
>>25738420
>>25738447
This is how psychopaths are bred.
You will be responsible for a school shooting

>>25738317
this thread shall become the official Ponybuse thread

>>25738497
She pan your cake if you know what I mean unf

>>25738503
You know what the insult just bought? No cuddles for Dash tonight. She will have to sleep all alone without someone to cuddle her and it's all. your. fault.

>>25738492
She's just coming over to my house and we're getting some late night tendies.

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>>25738522
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

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>>25738565
>no deep web bitcoin assassin
Are you even trying?

>>25738533
I locked her in her room. In the dark. She will never be able too.

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>>25738584
You might want to take another look, because she's already here. She says she doesn't want to come back.

Or you could kill yourself for being a brony faggot

>>25738492
>Alright. That's two nights without dessert for dash.
"Alright" is a introductory phrase, you use a "," not a "." with it. ^:)

>>25738565
>no futashy
>no Tyler the Creator
>no Pwincess Lestia
>no Faust
>no Equestrian Inquisition
>no Spanish Inquisition
>no Master Yoda
>no Lord Anonymous
>no Jesus
>no Kim Jong Un
>no FaZe Clan
>no Guardians of the Galaxy
>no Hiro
YOU MUST CEASE THIS NIGGOTRY AT ONCE

>>25738584
Has anon bloke gone too far

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>>25738653
>forgot pic

>>25738603
That is a decoy. You will never find the real dash!!!

>>25738686
You're acting totally un-rainbow right now

If you want Dash to get cuddles and dessert you must meet my demands.

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>>25738765
No decoy could be this awesome.

You're so neglectful you didn't realize it was just a stack of pillows under the covers.

Maybe you should practise on a toy until you're responsible enough to care for a real pony.

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>>25738765
We don't negotiate with thugs

>>25738802
Ah but I did that to trick you! I am the only one who knows the location of the real Dashie. What you have there is a robot programmed for awesome. It is my greatest creation.

>>25738804
Guess which pony just got another night without cuddles?

>>25738828
Why are you doing this?
Dashie never did anything to deserve this

You are horrible people.

>>25738857
Because I need my demands met. Are you ready to hear them or should I give her an entire week without a single cuddle?

>>25738894
Fine I'll hear you out you sicko

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>>25738828
Who's to say she's any less Dashie than your Dashie then?

>>25738919
Now we're playing it. I want one thing and one thing only: If you want to save Dash you must sacrifice your waifu's virginity to me. Do that and I will release Dash unharmed and cuddled with a full belly of dessert.

>>25738925
semantics

>>25738894
>Because, I need my demands met. Are you ready to hear them,(this one is more optional than the last one) or should I give her an entire week without a single cuddle?
FTFY
What you gonna do?

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>>25738957
Sooo...what's to stop me from putting two bullets in you and taking care of Dash myself?

>>25739009
Let's not resort to violence friend. Unless of course you want me to kill Dash?

Now before we do anything we might regret, there is another option. Give me trips and I will set her free.

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>>25739025
Whoa whoa whoa, you went from
>taking away her cuddles
To
>taking away her dessert
To
>threatening to kill her

>>25739046
That's only if we start pulling guns. Now are you going to give me what I want or do I have to strip the heating out of the room she's in too?

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>>25739061
>thinking.jpg

>>25739076
Oh look: is that the wires to the heat? It's going to be awfully cold in this room if I cut those.

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>>25739087
Let's see
>I'm definitely not letting you take Sunset's virginity
>And a fuckboy like you could never get trips
Sooo, it seems we have reached an impasse
(Also why do I always gotta be the one to save the day? Where are the rest of you anons?!)

>>25739116
Uh oh. Looks like Dash's room has no more heat. It would be really tragic if her blanket went missing too now wouldn't it?

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>>25739153
Don't make me do this. She's not ready yet.

YOU MONSTER

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DAMNIT PEOPLE WE NEED TO GET SOMEONE TO STOP THIS FUCKING SICKO

>>25739173
Let me take her virginity. It's only for a single night. Then she is all yours along with Dash. Or else Dash might loose her mattress too.