>"You gettin' a lil' chubby there, Anon! You

>I think i want to do wrestling.

>>25735709
>125
>chubby
IF I WERE FUCKING TEN MAYBE

I've actually tried to get out more and skate long distance. Hurt my foot the other day and taking a break

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>>25735709
>you will never have rainbow coach you in a sport
>you will never do absolutely terribly
>she will never give you a comforting pat on the back
>she will never say "It's okay Anon, everyone sucks their first time. Let's try again!"
>because you'll never meet her
>she doesn't exist

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>>25736738

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>>25736781
Someday Anon, she'll be waiting to give you a comforting hug and a playful slug to the shoulder

Just not today

>>25735709
>sports
no thanks
I didn't say you could stop

>>25736910
>Aww, come on!
>Anon, you gotta get into shape!
>I won't stand for it
>We're gonna get you fit, how about you and me meet here same time tomorrow?!

>>25736953
I'll work out on one condition
I'm not playing sports
>tfw I actually do want to start working out when I get a good chance

>>25736781
Rainbow Dash may not exist
but that doesn't mean she doesn't exist

>>25736967
If a qt was my training partner, I'd be a lot more motivated.
Don't even care if we end up together or not.

Who am I kidding? I'd take anyone as long as I wasn't alone.

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>>25736987
There is still hope in the world after all.

>>25736754
130 here. Can be hiding literally anywhere.

>>25737023
I'm not unmotivated, I'll totally work out, but sports is just not my thing, so that won't work out
you know she'll lighten up to you, maybe even give you a wink
unless she's taken, that's where things get complicated, but maybe interesting

>>25735709
"Exactly what would this work out involve?"
>"We'll go by weeks, first week, soccer, work on some leg strength and reflexes"
"Does the workout "require" the soccer ball?"
>"I... guess not...? Anyways, next up, basketball, speed and aim is key, keep those arms and legs moving."
"Does it involve the hoops or actually holding the ball?"
>"God, Anon! I get it, you don't want to join any sports team, but you're still working out, I'm not taking no for an answer either."
"To be honest, that doesn't actually work, I still have a choice whether to actually go to the workout or not."
>"You are the most stubborn person I've met. Do you know how any people would be foaming at the mouth just to play a game, let alone train with me?
>"Fine, 3 PM, Anon, you have 30 minutes to be there or I'm out."

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>>25735709
Thanks for reminding me to read domazon dash again OP.

>>25737412
>panties
>wide hips
I'm getting an urge to lick her.

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>>25736738
>join wrestling team
>workouts everyday
>push throuh the pain, and you'll see lots of gain
>GID STRONK
>mad marepussy from all angles for the rest of time
It's good to be a wrestler

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>>25736987

Nah I'd rather play in the band. The girls are easier.

>>25737524
what do you like about Dash?
the pastel colored horse?
or the personality behind the horse

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>>25737585
She's a spitting personality of my oneitis

Also, I like her mane

>>25735709
>You gettin' a lil' chubby there, Anon!

well you're very attractive
and it's not *that* little

>>25737524
you haven't heard? well there are these things we call "women" females, girls, many names for them

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>>25737430
strongdash a bestdash

>>25737524
2deep4u

>>25735709
cram an eclair in it, fatty

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>>25735709
Wanna spar?