>"Sir we have information that illegal dubs are in the area."
>"But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"
>>25713143
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>25713143
Totally not, miss off-by-one.
I'M INNOCENT!
>>25713143
No, but look about 3 posts down. That anon has the information you require.
>>25713143
I'M SPARTACUS
>>25713143
Are you accusing me of harboring a fugitive?
How dare you!
dubs, you say?
>>25713247
Yeah, dubs...
>>25713143
Thread's clean, Officer Gustysnows. You can move along now.
No dubs here.
>>25713143
Pfft. No
>>25713143
Hmmm nuh uhh
I know about dubs~
No point in checking here.
Have you been drinking, sir? Maybe that's the reason you're seeingdouble
>>25713289
I'm actually fearing getting dubs now.
>>25713300
GET HIM!!!!!
>>25713300
GET HIM GET HIM
>>25713300
>>25713300
>>25713300
Stop right there criminal scum.
B-but officer, that shady seller of repeating digits from the near alleyway
has assured me that these dubs are comletely legit!
Debts
>>25713300
>Double dubs
Stop right there criminal scum!
>>25713333
No U
>>25713333
Son of a
>>25713333
...At least that's what you would say if you tried to hide your flank!
>>25713300
GET ON THE GROUND NOW DO IT DO IT GET DOWN GET THE FUCK DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibDRcBV4x3c
>>25713333
>>25713300
Forget you!
We have
>>25713333
>>25713333
Double dubs that are quads. I see you were the mastermind all along.
>>25713333
>Officer searching for illegal dubs was hiding illegal quads all along
The plot thickens!
>>25713333
CORRUPTION
>>25713333
Even Equestria cannot escape the ugly fact of life that is police corruption.
>>25713143
whoa holdup. You fiddin to say that one of use kind, gentle, didn do nuffin Anons. has dubs? I don't believe so good madam.
>>25713333
He dindu' nuffin'!
>>25713333
>>25713333
Who is there to protect us from the protectors?
>>25713333
If nobody can have dubs, who will save us from quad-wielding police?
No doubles here STALKER- look else-where.
Sorry I didn't know they were illegal
Is this4illegal as well?
At least they'll never uncover my operation of smuggling7'sacross the border
>>25714918
>off by one
Dammit Anon, you better get your shit together before I find another dealer of fancy numbers.
>>25714956
Sorry
Can I interest you in a nice5instead?
>>25713333
Cop has gone rogue!
What's going on in here?
>>25713333
>"An inside job? I always knew you Whinnysotans were rotten to the core."
>>25715163
Police pone, help! Some guy stole my face!
>mfw
>>25713333
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN!
No dubs here
I am a free man! You can take our lives, but you will never take my dubs.
Oh god, this isn't another get thread, is it?
>>25715389
But we don't got any dubs here
Singles confirm I'm definitely not a skeleton.
>>25713300
>>25713333
Here we go
>>25715440
whew I was prepared to get spooked. Glad that's all fine
I don't have any dubs, officer
fUK Da pool ice yayA!
I'm innocent I swear
Oh shit, it's the cops.
Put on your cool face everyone.
>>25715606
>>25715606
>>25715606
D-dubs?
What dubs?
I don't have any.
Why are you asking?
Time for a dubs face
>>25715606
>>25715606
Ok Anon
>>25715606
>>25715688
We can see past your lies
>>25715688
GET THE FUCKING DRAGON, HE'S GOT DUBS
>>25715688
>>25715700
>>25715606
>>25715700
Oh no, he must've slipped some dubs in my pocket while I was detaining him
>>25715688
>>25715606
Ok
>>25715716
Likely story you criminal scum
>>25715688
Spike can't do fucking anything right
>>25715688
GET HIM! HE'S GOT DUBS!
There's more to life than repeating digits, ya know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are. And it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
I dindu nuffin
>>25715606
Shit. Cool face.
>>25715606
>>25717765
Nice save.
>>25714210
i kekked
8/8 nice post m8
But I'm a good honest man. I didn't do anything wrong.
i have no dubs
oh look a distraction
>>25715606
>>25715688
Um...I thought it was illegal for PONIES to have dubs.
Spike's a dragon.Hit mah achin' body up with them sweet digits, Spike.
>>25718022
Spike's a pony, though, Applejack! Don't be silly.
>>25718131
But ah'm a silly pony, Jackleapp-
-japplyback?
-applykak
-durrrrrrr....Dang, them's GOOD dubbins.
>>25713143
Maam my dubs are 99% certified
Me? No dubs here. Though I did see a guy with dubs down the road, dontchuknow. He looked kinda funny lookin.
>>25718204
You're the 1% then, Patrick.
>>25713143
Maybe
>>25713143
How do you do fellow officer
>>25715606
>>25713333
>>25719599
nobody move