Don't worry Anon! I can be edgy! I'm going to be the

>>25705458
Okay. Can you go back to sitting on my face?

>>25705458
okay, can we go back to fucking?
and please take off the glasses, there is literally nothing wrong with your eyes

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>>25705458

>Pony
>Nyx
>edge

...you're about as edgy as a marshmallow, darling! You're soft, sweet and squidgily adorable!

Now you go back to your Fuzzy Felt 'Look! I Can Be Emo Too!' playset dear, the mares & stallions are talking.

>>25705577
>"N-No I'm e-edgy! I banished Celestia to the sun!"
>"I could cut you with a k-knife..."
>"Shut up!"
>"Stop laughing at me I'm edgy, I'm Nightmare Moon!"

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Nyx & Twi: 'Moonlight, Moonlight, fireflies awake
Sit on a face and do a little shake!'

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>>25705458
>Nyx general
When you thought /mlp/ can't get any shittier, there's always a faggot who's got to surprise you

>>25705821
I don't understand how out of fucking nowhere Nyx, which existed for years, suddenly now became a """big thing""" on slash mulp

>>25705836
some faggot, probably the one responsible for IWTCIRD or "follow me to the gay bathhouse", already got bored of hiatus and found another shitty meme to force on /mlp/

>>25705836
Because fags

>>25705927
You give me too much credit if you think I made those LEGENDARY and AMAZING memes.

>>25705771
Nyx and Snowdrop are the only fillies that I would sexual
So yes sit on a face

>>25705458
REAL NYX HOURS WHO UP???

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>>25705821

>Nyx general
>general

More like Private Parts.

>>25706079
Nyx and Snowdrop will never sit on your face

Pay attention to my shitty prompt

>>25706357
Do you want me to write an edgy dominatrix Nyx greentext?

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>>25706367

>edgy dominatrix Nyx
>cute filly

...about as likely as a Flutterape thread where Fluts succeeds. Not. Gonna. Happen.

>>25706367
do it phaggot

>>25706476
What about if Anon just rolls with it because his waifu is on a sex strike

>>25706495

What's she gonna do: whip his ankle?!

>>25706959
>Nyx tries to dom anon but is pathetic at it
>Anon gives up and hugs her
>Nyx turns into NMM
>Proceeds to futa fuck him to a coma

>Be Anonymous
>Waifu Twiggle Spriggles is on a sex strike because you refuse to let her do some weird magic on you
>Nyx comes in one night and uses her magic to drag you out of bed and to her room
>You go with it because you're too chill to give a fuck
>2 minutes later you're on the ground gagged and cuffed while Nyx pulls up white socks
>Whatever, you're too chill to give a fuck
>When Nyx is riding your face, you roll with it
>You were too chill
>She jerks you off and you cum your chillness all over her hooves
>She walks you back to Twilight's room on a leash
>You were so fucking chill

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>>25705514
>"This Anon raises a good point, why does Nyx wear glasses?"
>"You'd need them too if you had to look at that design every day in the mirror."
>Doh hoh hoh hoh hoh