>"Oh hey little bro" >"Hows my favorite

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>>25701575
Can we just skip the small talk and fugg already?

>>25701575
G-good

Spike getting assfucked by Shining Armor.

What are you doing out of your kek shed?

>>25701575
Does this imply that Anon married Twiggy and Shining is your brother-in-law?

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>>25701575
... Pretty good.

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>>25701741
This guy

>>25701575
>am i still a disappointment to my family?

>>25701575
"I'm doing great! Scootaloo and I had a scooter race, it was so fun, and then she did tricks and I tried a trick but i fell off and broke the scooter, but I can fix it!"
>"Sounds like you had a lot of fun. just be careful yeah?"
"I will big bro, see ya!"

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>>25701575
"Call me that one more time. See what happens."

>>25701575
Jerk.

>>25701575
"No idea, buddy: I have no way to know what's happening in your nether regions"

>>25701818
Yes.

>>25701575
"we have ascended past simple organic mutation...'brother' "
>"What the hell are you talking about anon?"
"Please specify which program you wish to communicate to, there are currently 72 different friend units running on this platform"
>"Uh, the original?"
"Please hold."
"He says no."