>"Anon, I may have accidentally cast a spell on you that

unlimited power

>accidentally

>>25694711
>And then Anon had a motherfucking stroke and died.

The end.

>>25694711
OH NO MY REFRACTORY PERIOD!

Well, Princess Celestia, you're gonna have to take responsibility for this. And I know just the way you can do it, if you know what I mean.

Now would you kindly turn out the lights, turn around, and leave my house cuz I'm gonna masturbate for hours and hours.

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>be anon without his refractory period
>devise a mischievous plan
>go for days without fapping, although there were times when walking around town with exposed pony poons everywhere made you have to stay home
>wait until your balls cannot take anymore without release
>walk into town, cock in hand, stroking furiously
>ponies everywhere are gasping, pointing at you
>the urge to splurge is strong with this one
>jizz goes flying everywhere
>no mare, colt, nor filly was safe
>and you had the ability to do so
>perfectly aimed shots hits ponies in their mane, eyes, face, etc
>soon they call for help
>mane 6 arrive
>cum on each of them
>they call the princesses
>cum on them
>get banished to the moon
>yfw

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>>25695088

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>>25694711
Finally, the perfect opportunity to get Celestia to indulge me in my forced chastity fetish.

>implying this isn't just as planned

>>25695088
This

>>25694711
NO
MY REFRACTORY PERIOD IS WHEN I HAVE AMAZING IDEAS

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>>25695358

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>>25695088
>spend the first 2 weeks on the moon without fapping again
>the moment you balls are about to burst you begin to work the willy facing retrograde to the Moon's orbit
>the resulting cumshot has enough volume and velocity to re-enter the atmosphere and cover half the planet in your splooge

>>25696041
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