>"Anon, these peace accords with the Changelings have

>>25685494
What's in it for me?

>>25685494
...you're asking me to have sex
you're ASKING
how much am I getting compensated for this?
because I'd do it for free

>>25685503

Fucking Chrysalis, were you not paying attention?

>>25685494
"Last time I 'Did you a solid', Cadance, I ended up with a broken arm, two broken legs and had to sit on a cold pillow for two weeks. I demand compensation this time."

>>25685494
>I'll do it if you give me about 500k bits.

"Stupid fucking horses forgot that they can shapeshift. Time for that checklist.
1- Luna
2- Twilight
3- Derpy
4- Sassy
5- Photo
6- Rarity
7- Pinky
....Eh I can think of more after the coitus."

>>25685494
>I am almost positive that the depths of your perversion include a desire for horrific bug monsters

Well I fucked you, didn't I?

>>25685494
Only if she spouts memes the entire time.

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>>25685494
>Getting all my love and lust drained
>Getting fucked by an Ovipositor
>Having eggs laid inside of my bowels
>Have to lay said eggs
>Getting gangbanged by Changelings
>Getting gangbanged by Changelings transformed as ponies I may know or not.
>Getting gangbanged by the Changelings from the eggs I laid.

Ask another Anon.
Im not into any of those things.

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>>25685494
>>25685692
>>Getting all my love and lust drained
>>Getting fucked by an Ovipositor
>>Having eggs laid inside of my bowels
>>Have to lay said eggs
>>Getting gangbanged by Changelings
>>Getting gangbanged by Changelings transformed as ponies I may know or not.
>>Getting gangbanged by the Changelings from the eggs I laid.

Sounds hot, I'm in.

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>>25685692
Whoa, where do I sign up?

>>25685692
>I'm not into any of those things.
what're you some kind of faggot?

>>25685679
>"And my husband. And several members of my royal guard. And most members of my internal revenue service, for whatever reason. There's a reason I picked you for this job."

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>>25685494
Hell no.

The only good bug is a dead bug.

>>25685494
Grant me lordship of a sovereign territory and permission to enslave diamond dogs and we got ourselves a deal

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>>25685692

>>25686409
Yes
>now students it's time to learn how our great nation came to be.
>it all started with a humble man who would rise to greatness.
>His name was anon but we know him as, KING NIGGA it's a word in his native tongue
>he had to conquer the changelings queen with pleasure to earn this land.

>>25685494
Done.

>>25685680
This, but they better be the dankest memes she has.