>"Gee, anon, that's awful sweet of ya and all, but..."

>You drop the flower behind your back
>It was a daisy, you knew it was her favorite
>You feel defeated, knowing that she'd never love you
>What is the point now?
>But you couldn't let she notice how you feel
"I-It's ok applejack, I-I mean, I have p-plenty of other t-things to do with other p-ponies anyways..."
>"Are you feeling alright anon?"
"Yeah, s-sure. I g-gotta go..."
>You run away as fast as you can before she realizes
>It's okay anyways, right?

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>>25685061
Atleast we got these dubs.

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>>25685099
Impressive. Very nice.

>>25685099
BASED
A
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>>25684918
"... Yes. I understand completely. And on an entirely unrelated note, do you have a hacksaw and some ether I could borrow?"

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>>25685099
Unfortunately, those dubs will never get my dick wet with mare cum.

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>>25684918
>>25685061

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>>25684918
Seriously I wouldnt be surprised, thats the most likely outcome of an AiE scenario.

>>25685099
Dont you have empanadas to sell and cousins to peg, ya plain horse with no personality?

>>25684918
Fair enough, I wouldn't as well.

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>>25685307
>Seriously I wouldnt be surprised, thats the most likely outcome of an AiE scenario.

With modest and traditional ponies like Applejack, sure, but there are more experimental ponies in Ponyville.

>>25685347
Nigga you best be joking.

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>>25685373
I'm not joking.

Look. This is my serious face.

>>25684918
>"But we can still be friends, right?"
That's not how it works you little shit!